oh my aunt jemima that is so funny

[GrandPiano]

I once saw a sign in a store. It was on this dispenser for something that you put in cups with lids. I forget what it is. Anyways, the sign said something like "Please take the lid off before getting [item that dispenser dispenses]. Thank you."

[*Emelia K. Fletcher]

That's like when you take off your glasses to clean them, get distracted and then forget where you put your glasses.

[Kimonio]

"Victor, you should dig around in my goody bag."

[Harmless]

Steam Chat with my friend Majora. I dunno, I just found this kinda hilarious.

(Team Mudkip) Harmless: My sister bred a bunch of dittos.
(Team Mudkip) Harmless: XD
Majora S Masque: Ditto is a troll pokemon.
Majora S Masque: <_<
(Team Mudkip) Harmless: Wants a Shedinja for her Leaf Green game. I has Emerald.
(Team Mudkip) Harmless: *insert trollface here*
Majora S Masque: S'been a while since I've seen anyone use that pokemon.
Majora S Masque: .w.
(Team Mudkip) Harmless: Yeah. :3
Majora S Masque: Isn't that the one where you have to do a few special things to get when one of the other pokemons evolve?
Majora S Masque has been soooo long
Majora S Masque: And has one of the most ♥♥♥♥ moves ever?
Majora S Masque: <_<
(Team Mudkip) Harmless: Well...
Majora S Masque: With one hp?
Majora S Masque: xD
(Team Mudkip) Harmless: Not really.
(Team Mudkip) Harmless: Yes
(Team Mudkip) Harmless: 1 HP XD
(Team Mudkip) Harmless: Wonder guard ftw
Majora S Masque: It's literally the damn cocoon
Majora S Masque: WHO WOULD KEEP THAT.
Majora S Masque: WHY IS IT A POKEMON
Majora S Masque: JAPAN
Majora S Masque: YOU ARE ♥♥♥♥ WEIRD
(Team Mudkip) Harmless: WHY IS CATERPIE A POKEMON ; u ;
Majora S Masque: Because Caterpie is a cute ♥♥♥ little mofo
Majora S Masque: 83
(Team Mudkip) Harmless: ok, true
(Team Mudkip) Harmless: :c

[GrandPiano]

That's like when you take off your glasses to clean them, get distracted and then forget where you put your glasses.

Whoever does that with a cup lid would still know, they'd just be distracted. And how would they be too distracted to take off the lid, but not distracted enough to see and read the sign?

[~MP3 Amplifier~]

Hannah (birthday girl): *is now covered in wrapping paper* God help...err excuse me?
Waitress at Pizza Hut: Yes?
Hannah: Could I have a bin bag please? Sorry if that sounds weird.
Waitress: Okay...
Friend no.1 (Kathryn): Yeah, sorry. I forgot you liked them.
Hannah: Oh, haha. Very funny. But seriously. How much did all 5 of your presents cost?
Kathryn: Hmm... *thinks* ...nothing.
Me: Yeah I know, she stole them from the charity shop.
Friend no.2 (Sarah): AHAHAHAHAHAHAA SHE STOLE THEM. HAHAHA- oh wait you were being serious.

[CrazyMario]

Teacher:What is the TRUE meaning of freedom?
Classmate:When everyone has their own god,because people love saying OMG

<_<

[CrazyMario]

Annoying teacher:Change the password on the computers,you know what to change it to.
Some equally annoying guy:Can I change the password to ObamaKissMe?

...
school is damn annoying.

[Kimonio]

Teacher:What is the TRUE meaning of freedom?
Classmate:When everyone has their own god,because people love saying OMG

<_<

I +1 that classmate. :3



Anyway, gonna quote MoD, cause this made my night.


Cameron Johnson
Only on my Facebook wall with my, shall we say, eclectic friends/Page list, could I see, often in this order, something praising Jesus, something mocking religion, something pro-abortion, something about how Obama is the Devil (far right conservatives), something about how Obama is the Devil (scandal about the character from the Mark Burnett miniseries), degrading, generalizing remarks about both genders from the opposite genders, snarky Facebook pictures about how stupid society is, friends of mine falling for trick 'like this and see what happens' pictures, and maybe somewhere within this all I'll actually find out how someone's day was.

God bless the Internet. ♥
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[CrazyMario]

<Friend 1>Does anybody play Pokémon?
<Me>I only read the manga
<Friend 2>I did play Pokémon Emerald. Grass-type sucks and the Elite Four AND the champion Water Wally love killing me.
<Me and Friend 1>You mean WALLACE?
<Friend 2>Umm,yeah.