Mario Rescues the Princess

[Blablob]

"Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach, and Mario has to get to Bowser and defeat him. Then you win". Bla, bla, bla. When are they gonna come up a more interesting story?


HOW ABOUT NOW?!


This post is for posting your own "Mario Rescues the Princess" Story. It can be as short as 5 words or as long as 80 sentences. There is only 1 rule: do NOT use the traditional "Mario Rescues the Princess" story. Ok, here we go.

Bowser comes to the mushroom kingdom, and once again kidnaps peach. Mario fights through some koopas and eventually finds her. "HA! mario, you are too late!" Bowser says. Mario jumps into the air, attempting to land on bowser's head, but he repels with a sword, knocking him away. Suddenly Peach falls to the floor. "PEACH!" mario screams. Angered, Mario grabs the sword away and stabs bowser in the heart. He yells, and turns into sand.
3 days pass. Mario sees that Bowser is back trying to kidnap Peach. Wait! he's back? Confused, Mario goes outside and fights the next Bowser, but before he turns to sand, he finds a beeper on the back of his neck. Robot! It was a robot, and something gave you the feeling that the real bowser wasn't controlling them. Suddenly a mysterious figure comes from behind you and stabs a needle into you, knocking you unconsious.
When you awaken, you find yourself to be in jail. You quickly break out, and run outside, to see peach standing there. However, her eyes were glowing red. She pulled out a remote control, and pressed the button on it, and about 100 bowser's suddenly appeared all around you. "You" you said. "Bowser did this. He made you...like this. I'll find him, don't you worry peach." And you made a dash as fast as can, fighting yourself through the robots.
You find bowser in his castle. "Mario? You are not dead?" he says. "How do i change Peach back?" You ask. You grab him, to show you mean business. "There is a castle not far from here. It's to the west. Inside is an antidote guarded by a fierce beast. It is the most feared beast in the universe. I doubt you'll even get inside without dying." And with that, you were off.
You found the castle, and after a few enemies in armor, you came across a rock. A mysterious one, as it was glowing. You punch the rock, and it reveals the antidote. However, a beast emerges in front of you. It was half dragon, half devil. It stared you in the eyes, and suddenly felt ill. you realized this beast's power was to scare you to death. But you figured it could probably punch, too, so you made a run for it. you returned safely, gave peach the antidote, and you lived hapily ever after.

that's my story

[TheMMMification]

Mario was walking to Peach's castle for her birthday. However, he saw Bowser's clown balloon. With Peach in it. Bad news. He races up to the clown balloon but gets shredded by the propeller. The only part intact was his chin. Some Toads find the leftovers of Mario and decide to rebuild him into ROBO MARIO!!!!!!!!! He now is able to use guns and has lasers and motion-detecting equipment on his robotic parts. He storms into Bowser's castle and kills the helpless enemies who don't have guns. Soon, Bowser has his troops bring guns with them for protection. They were still considered helpless. He then gives his troops Spartan II armor. They were still considered helpless. He then turns the lights off and has his troops use night vision. They were still considered helpless. He would've done more to help his troops, but he ran out of them. So he grabbed a machine gun and night vision goggles and waited. Mario kicked down the door and opened fire. It was a short battle, and before you knew it, Bowser was almost dead. Before Mario could shoot him dead, Bowser began to think of his life, and what he wanted to do before ending it. He was overcome with anger and began shooting meteors at Mario. They blasted all but Mario's chin to pieces. Bowser laughed and was about to turn the lights on when the pieces of Mario jumped onto Bowser and shocked him to death. When Peach was finally able to unlock her door with her crown, she found the remains of Mario and brings them to the Toads to see if they could rebuild him again. They couldn't because they had run out of life mushrooms. So Mario is buried and Shiguri Myumonto decided to make games based on Mario in his honor.

[Ridder]

Very Long story ahead.....
The Mushroom Turnabout.

Toad's Lobby No. 3
9:58 A.M.
Mario:mpmphph...
???:Mario...
Mario:Mphphphh...
???:Mario,Wake up!
The Fat plumber wakes with a startle, with food on the brain.....
Mario:Spaghetti Quesadillas!
Mario Wakes to see Peach leering at him with her cold eyes...
Peach:Mario,what are you doing sleeping on the job!?
Mario:O, sorry Peach, I'm just nervous, Say, what are we doing again?
Peach:Mario......don't tell me you forgot....
Fatty proceeds to scratch his back.
Mario:Uh, no, I uh,........blame Luigi!
Mario points out to empty space, Peach turns to see if Luigi is there, but when she notices Mario's Lie and turns here sight back to Mario, he is instantly gone from the couch from which he was resting on.
Peach:Oh Mario......

Mushroom Castle Dinner Room.

*crowd stirs uneasily in constant Chatting*
*Judge Slams the Gavel*
The Judge Shouts-"This (Makeshift) Court is now in session for that murder of *Ahem* (Put's on glasses to read a notice he pulled out of nowhere) ...... For uh, a mister..... Booz-er?" he says as if he was unsure.
"Your Honor, I think you mean "Bowser"." The Prosecutor corrects.
"Ahh yes, well, okay then, are both of you fellers reday?"The Judge speaks as he stares off into space.
"The Prosecution is ready,Your Honor."The clownface of a Prosecutor informs.
........."Who, me?"Mario points to himself, because,you know, he doesn't know what's going on.
"Yes, are you ready for this?" The wizened old Judge questions.
*Mario Checks himself, and then checks the Judge to be sure that he was seeing who he was seeing.*
"Is that you.....Merlon?"Mario asks.
"Why yes-"Merlon Picks his nose"-Yes it is."Merlon flicks a booger he found at the prosecutor, from which, Mario's gaze turns to his foe.....
"Dimentio!? I thought you were dead!"Mario says,shocked.
OBJECTION!!!
"Your Honor, Let's just get to the-"Dimentio couldn't finish before.....


MAMA MIA!!!
*Mario Slams his desk*
"Peach is innocent, foolS! NO matter what you say, It's a lie It's all a lie!!!!" Mario shouts before pointing out to space.
"Someone detain that man, he is going beserk!" Merlon calls out.
*A horde of goombas and toad knights rush in to arrest Mario, but he took out at LEAST half of the force before being arrested*

Dimentio goes into a thinking pose before he explains in his own way-"It's obvious this violent, head stomping beast is the true one who murdered Bowser,Peach was only there by accident!!"
"NO,I SWEAR IT'S GOTTA BE DIMENTIO! HE'S FRAMING ME, HE'S FRAMING MEEEeee......"Mario said, foaming at the mouth as he is taken away.
And with that, Mario saved Peach from being declared guilty of the murder of Bowser, by getting himself suspected, THE END!!!!


How is that for Original/Unoriginal?