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Cheese Sandwich-A killer?

Postby Buff_ » April 1st, 2010, 7:39 am

This ain't no April Fools peoples, this is the real thing.

A man assaulted a security with a cheese sandwich and has been sentenced to prison for 14 days. So what do you think?
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Re: Cheese Sandwich-A killer?

Postby Chaukai » April 1st, 2010, 7:55 am

Evidence! Or it did not happen! :O
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Re: Cheese Sandwich-A killer?

Postby Buff_ » April 1st, 2010, 7:56 am

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-worl ... -22139125/

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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20100401/to ... 5b8e8.html

EDIT: Second link changed to normal.
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Re: Cheese Sandwich-A killer?

Postby Chaukai » April 1st, 2010, 9:14 am

Hah. Sad. >_> People can be sentenced for anything now... I mean, yes it was technically assault, but it just goes to show how sensitive the people of this world are now a days.
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Re: Cheese Sandwich-A killer?

Postby YoshiKid54 » April 1st, 2010, 5:59 pm

Maybe police were looking for that sandwich.
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Re: Cheese Sandwich-A killer?

Postby Kirby859 » April 2nd, 2010, 6:31 am

...Don't be silly. >_>
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Re: Cheese Sandwich-A killer?

Postby StarF » April 2nd, 2010, 8:19 am

i always hated cheese ...... i knew one day this would happen .............
I'm Pretty sure I should put something here...
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Re: Cheese Sandwich-A killer?

Postby YoshiKid54 » April 2nd, 2010, 1:17 pm

Well maybe the cheese sandwich isn't the main idea. Maybe he committed a felony, THEN gave the sandwich to the cops.
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Re: Cheese Sandwich-A killer?

Postby Buff_ » April 2nd, 2010, 1:32 pm

As a bribery? It is as true as they say then: cheese is proof that God exists. They probably honour it with a shine, a cheese flavoured stautue of God.
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