So some dumb teen sent out a tweet joking about a bomb on a plane or something, which is really ♥♥♥♥ up. Let's see how the lovely commenters of the Oregonian would handle this situation.
Actually let's rank it from least extreme to most extreme.
Mildly reasonable although still reeking of America jingoism
"Grounded from the internet until she's learned her lesson, and write a report on how ♥♥♥♥ up it is to cry wolf like that." (10 likes)
"5 years volunteering at the VA Hospital." (57 likes)
"No internet until 18, 2000 hours community service." (11 likes)
Pretty out there.
"Banned for life from flying, no leaving the country." (9 likes)
"Permabanned from the internet." (8 likes)
"40,000 hours of community servic (or, 4.5 years of 24-hour days. Cut out sleep and meals and that's 10 years minimum if she does literally nothing else.)" (14 likes)
"Grounded for 3 years: no leaving the house, no technology, no nothin." (45 likes)
"Put the whole family under house arrest and deprive them of any technology for five years." (Let's hope they don't run business online.) (5 likes)
"Grounded until she is 18, probation, community service until she is 18 at a Vet Hospital and also a grief center for those who have lost loved ones to terrorist attacks, Army boot camp, all electronics removed and banned, 6 months in jail, counseling until she is 18, homeschooled, and required to wear an ankle monitor." (9 likes)
You really want this teenage scum to all die don't you
"Lifetime in prison for terrorism." (15 likes)
"Ship her to Afghanistan." (9 likes)
"Ship her naked to the Taliban." (8 likes)
"Put all teenagers into work camps and take all of their technology away." (11 likes)
Because, after all, this is America. Suck our red, white, and blue cock.
----------
No doubt what this broad did was stupid and ignorant, but this is some pretty alarming reaction. People literally want this woman to suffer for years and/or die for daring to disrespect Murrca. That's all it is.
Now let's say this is you. We're all those accursed evil teenage scum. How would you handle this spoiled brat casually tweeting that she was going to bomb a plane?











