You know people have a picture or signature of somthing.....

[Karyete]

How do you do it? HOW do you get a little signature!
Like StarKing has one! And it ain't little!
Someone help me please!

[nin10mode]

Go to your User Control Panel (top right part of the page), click Profile, then pick Edit Avatar to pick your "picture". You can either upload an image from your computer, or copy and paste the image URL of an image on the internet. Your avatar has a minimum and maximum size though, so choose wisely. When you're done, click Submit.

For you signature, click Edit Signature on the profile UCP page. Add whatever you want, using the bbcodes provided. Click Preview to make sure your sig looks just the way you want it to. Then click Submit to finalize it.

[Zunar]

Don't make your sig too long though. I recommend using spoilers, like I did in my sig.

[Blablob]

This is the wrong forum to be asking these types of questions. Anyways, question has been answered. Lock time.