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Java is like the best programming language ever! You can use this to create all sorts of things on your computer, like stand-alone programs/applications, Java Webstart, applets on the web, and servlets!Any programmer should use java!

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While you can create everything you said, there's no way it's the best programming language ever. The biggest problem is that it takes lots of CPU and is still single-threaded. Just look at the CPU Minecraft is omnomnoming. Often it shoots straight up to 100%, and the server is an abomination.

While it's pretty good, it's not the best one. At least servers should be coded in a higher-level language like C++ to avoid massive lag and crashes.

well, it's still pretty easy to use and works well...

personally i prefer HTML and CSS.