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My very unprofessional opinion:

It's good as an engine, but as a game it's kind of boring. I find that the block swings around a little too much, and the difficulty's too low (warning, may be inaccurate since I'm a Touhoutard)

Also, I get the feeling too many particles are released when you hit a square.

That's all

http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2455402/


Veeeery basic, and not exactly brilliant.

Lul, that's epic Buff. Nice work.

im almost done, but im having some lag problems(lol start button causes game to crash)

Well seems I'm not going to make the deadline. I tried to finish it today but I was feeling really lazy. Maybe if I had one more day, but meh. I'm out.
I'll still finish it though if anyone's curious.

I FINISHED. FIRST PERSON TO BEAT IT GETS COOKIE. Mariox64 already beat it
http://jellonator.deviantart.com/art/8- ... -267890680
or http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2455509/ i think deviantart one is f*cked up somehow, so if deviantart doesn't work, use zoidburg (\;,,;/) i mean sheezyart.

Woo. I've finally finished. I'm pretty much sick of looking at my game by now. :<

Download it here, please.

It's a shoot 'em up called When Pigs Fly. You control tiny little pigs that shoot the crap out of everything that gets in your way. Also contains aznchau's anus. Play it. You know you want to.

...Foru...you...*facedesk*

So here's the story. I was playing Foru's wepic game with the piggies, and I got to the final boss. But then, I died. D: So I restarted at a checkpoint, and the graphic for the boss was still there. And I was like "...OK...I guess it'll just go away when the animation for the boss' appearance finishes." But it didn't. And the boss appeared again. So now there were two bosses. So I was like "OMGWTFBBQHAX" and it turned out that whenever you died, the last bosses stayed there, and the effect was compounded, so pretty soon I was up against 6 bosses so I was like "♥♥♥♥ dis sheet" and I told Foru about the bug.

So he was liek "D'OHKAY I''M ON IT" and he went to do coding stuffs and whatever to patch the game, but apparently, as he was testing it, he made the starting point for the game be the final boss, so he didn't have to go through the whole game to test it...BUT HE FORGOT TO MAKE THE STARTING POINT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME AGAIN. Aaaand by the time I noticed this he had already left.

Bottom line, the link he gives above is the patched boss battle...but just the boss battle. You can't get to the beginning even if you hit "Play Again" after you beat the boss. LUCKILY I still have the link to the original game, here: http://www.mediafire.com/?3jehan1u78xhxg2

Sooo, you can play the original full game, bugs and all, and if you die during the final boss, just go and play the patched boss. ??? PROFIT.

Anyway, Foru, your game is epic, entertaining, the references are hilarious, and it's probably the game with the smoothest engine and least frustrating gameplay here. SUYO, GIVE THE GUY A MEDAL. OR TWO, SINCE YOU'RE GONNA GIVE EVERYONE ELSE ONE JUST FOR COMPETING APPARENTLY.

Wow, this is the longest post I've typed in a while. As a final note, notice the word "sex" in the URL for the patched boss battle. It's that epic. :3

brandobrawl, out.

Well, I'll just say that I'm dropping out because of school work.

brandobrawl wrote:BUT HE FORGOT TO MAKE THE STARTING POINT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME AGAIN.

FUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Yeah, guess this is what happens when you try to fix stuff at 2:30 in the morning. :< But looks like Suyo hasn't announced the end of the contest yet, so, if you're reading this Suyo.....can you wait just one more hour (as of this post) for me to fix that? (One hour because I don't have the computer with my file on it right now.) THAT WOULD BE COOL BEANS.
Edit: Okay, never mind, fixed it and replaced the link. Now I hope this one doesn't explode too, since I did it in a rush, so if it does....here's the old boss-only version.

And thanks for the kind words and for looking out for me, brndn. You da best.