...okay.
I^That's Me, MessengerOfDreams. This guy. The Global Moderator with over 4000 posts. Writes a lot. Swears a lot but not in real life. Really artistic, occasionally emotionally sensitive. Autistic. Overall, a good guy.
WANT^That means I would like this upcoming sentence done for I. For more on I, refer to the above word.
YOU^That's you, LordFalcon. Hopefully I shouldn't have to go into strenuous detail on this.
TO^That means I (see above) would like You (see above) to perform this for me.
PLEASE^A formality. To show that I would appreciate you doing this.
READ^That means to process words that create a story and let them ring around in your mind and create things.
MY^Belonging to I (see above)
STORY^Something you read (see above)
NAMED^Something you call an object to set it apart from the rest.
PACIFIST VICTORS ON A CHAMPAGNE BATTLEFIELD^What My (see above) Story (see above) is Named (see above.)
ON^Where you can find my (see above) story (see above) where I (see above) placed it
FANFICTION.NET^The Website My Story (see above) is On (see above)
AND^to do in addition to the first task above.
DO^To perform, in this case the task I am laying out for you after the "and" (see above)
A^One object
BOOK^A story (see above) in an official paper form.
COVER^Something to adorn the front of, in this case a book (see above)
FOR^Belonging to the object in reference, in this case a book (see above)
IT.^The object in reference. In this case a book (see above)
Alright?
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