The Joke-Off R.I.P.

[shadowsquid86]

So I can't change them?

Alright...I'll have to think about this...

[Avo]

Um, you know you can copy the first post and put that on your post.

[MICrophone]

You must feel like Mic in the STW.

Thank you mode! I was gonna say that! [/latereaction]

[Chaukai]

I'm... Against... SHADOWSQUID?!?!?! O_O May the best deity win, your lordshiphighnessliness.

1. Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom & stayed there.

Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses." The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."



Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

2. A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse, being an animal whose inferior brain cannot comprehend the complexities of conversation says nothing, and sh*ts on the floor.

3. How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Well if you don't know how to change a light bulb yourself you might as well shoot yourself. >_>

[Avo]

1. Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom & stayed there.

Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses." The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."



Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

LOL

2. A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse, being an animal whose inferior brain cannot comprehend the complexities of conversation says nothing, and sh*ts on the floor.

WUT?

3. How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Well if you don't know how to change a light bulb yourself you might as well shoot yourself. >_>

That's funny, too.

Good jokes, azn! Let's see what shadowsquid has up his million sleeves.

[MessengerOfDreams]

OK! Shadowsquid is out!

Now to introduce a new feature!

First one to post 3 jokes faces off against Azn!

[Avo]

OK. This is getting annoying.....

OK! Shadowsquid is out!

Now to introduce a new feature!

First one to post 3 jokes faces off against Azn!

[Avo]

Yeah, if people don't post jokes by the end of this weekend, I'm closing this.

[MessengerOfDreams]

*leaves site*

[Avo]

*leaves site*

Bye. But seriously? Can you blame me for doing this? LOOK AT WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO TJO!