So I got the PM regarding this topic, and I couldn't work out where the heck it was. I found it just then, as you can obviously tell, only to find that my life could possibly be in jeopardy.
SO! Here's my speech!
Ladies. Gentlemen. All the good people of Runouw's respected forums. I speak on behalf of all of you tonight. I speak with the hopes of a better future for everyone. I speak with the strength of us all to guide me, which I promise will not be abused if I reign victorious. I want to help you all achieve success. I want to help this forum achieve success, and most importantly, I want to help the
world achieve success. I vow to do this, to the fullest extent of my power. I will NOT let you down! I will NOT fail you, and I will NOT disappoint you. If you vote for me, rest assured you made the right choice! So please, all I ask is for one thing. When you look at that poll, consider this; who would best benefit me? Vote #1 Niklaw for preside--- Uhh.. Survival!
*Looks around the room, noticing no one caring*
*sigh*
I r haz cookies too.