Hem hem. My fellow Americans, we are facing a great crisis. Life, as we know it, is in the balance…oh, wait, wrong speech. Dang speechwriters! Can't they tell which speeches are Obama's and which are mine?
THE REAL SPEECH
Members of Runouw.com. You have been asked to choose between life and death for several members of our community. It is an unfortunate and difficult choice. In situations like these, you have to ask yourself if you're making the right choice. Well, I have been a dedicated member of the forums since August 10. In my time, I have made substantial contributions to several different parts of the site. I founded Runouw.com News recently, which has featured other prominent members of the forums and brought to you issues of the day. I have made a significant contribution to the Level Designer Contests, placing second in the 3rd contest. I am a bartender at Niklaw's Tavern. I am 1 of only 13 veterans on this site. I care about the people here, and the community. I think that you do too. And I assure you that this community will be a haven for people just like you to come and chat, post awesome levels, beat somebody up in the Off-Topic forum, and most importantly enjoy yourselves and make friends. I am devoted to keeping the forums that way. Vote for me, and I will not let you down.
SUPPORT THE PARTY THAT REALIZES THAT THESE BELOVED FORUMS ARE ABOUT MORE THAN JUST COOKIES, MILK, AND DONUTS!!! (Though we do have all of those, plus gum!)


