The Joke-Off R.I.P.

[spookyghost]

I vote SGR!

[Avo]

ALRIGHT VOTING IS NOW OVER!!!!!


3 people voted and the winner of the fight 1 is....







Samgamereviews!!! Congratulations!!!


Fight 2 will start immediately today.

[MICrophone]

Yeah, well, I can't say I'm surprised. My jokes were fair at best.

I laughed very hard at sam's first joke. The second I'd heard before, and the third was fair. But congrats!

[samgamereviews]

yay! Thanks you guys, good fight MIC. Just some comments:

To be honest, I saw the jokes MIC put up online already, and to Ridder, the last one is kinda dirty/sexual.

"I should be finished by then," as in "I should be finished doing it with your daughter by then" Hope that clears things up, thanks you guys. So does that mean I play in round two?

[Avo]

So does that mean I play in round two?

They're not rounds they're fights. I will put you in another fight eventually.

And even though MIC lost he will still be put in another fight.

[Blablob]

I choose SGR. His were just...funnier.

[Avo]

I choose SGR. His were just...funnier.

Votings closed blablob. Just saying.

SGR did win by the way.

EDIT: If the voting's closed you can still vote for who you like best.

Sorry blablob.

[Ridder]

1. A Rabbi, a Priest and a ministar- wait, you already heard this one?


okay okay, fine, be that way.


1. A Veteran, a Biker, and a Smoker walk into a bar. The bar just recently had a fight, and the guys look around.
"Reminds me of 'Nam." The Veteran comments.
"Reminds me of Roadkill."The Biker thinks.
"It reminds me of the room where my parents decided to get divorced." The Smoker says.
The Veteran and Biker look at the Smoker.
"What? They did it hard."



Sorry, just came up with it.
I RATE MY JOKE 4/10

2. A guy get's the idea that if he takes an overdose of Painkillers, he will be unstoppable.
So he robs a bank and get's on the roof.
When the cops threaten him, he get's on the edge of the Bank's roof and says "I'd Rather Jump!" and just like that, he jumps.

Two day's later, he regains consciousness in a hospital bed.
Remember kids, Just because you don't feel pain doesn't mean you won't feel like Fertilizer later.

3. INTRANET JOKE.

A guy tells his psychiatrist: “It was terrible. I was away on business, and I sent my wife an e-mail saying I’d be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport. And when I got home I found her in bed with my best friend! I don’t get it. How could she do this to me?"

"Well," reasons the psychiatrist. "Maybe she didn’t get the e-mail."


There it is, the Jokes I had to come up with, sorry.

[MICrophone]

My evaluation of Ridder's jokes:

1. wat
2. Fair
3. Also fair

Hmm…this one won't be hard for Ayrayen, I think.

[Avo]

The Second fight will probably take a while.

I'm not sure.

But I heard from Ayrayen that he's really busy lately and doesn't know when his jokes will come in.