The Joke-Off R.I.P.

[Zunar]

1. A psychotherapist was making a lot of money and he wanted to put a better sign on his shop. He asked his son to make him a sign and gave him some wood. The boy made the sign. Then a few days later, the psychotherapist noticed that nobody had come to him. He went outside and looked at the sign. It read:
Psycho
the
rapist

2. A guy and his date go to a restaurant and the waiter comes and takes their drink orders. The waiter comes back with the drinks 5 minutes later and asks what they want to eat. The guy asks: "Do you have bacon and eggs on your menu?" The waiter replies: "No sir. We clean our menus every day."

3. An absent-minded professor is at work and takes his lunch break. He comes back to find a sign on his door reading: "Back in 30 minutes" so he sat down and waited for himself.

I CAN'T DELETE THIS POST! WHY THE H*LL CAN'T I?

[MICrophone]

Er, Zunar. The fight is between Ayrayen and Ridder.

[Buff_]

1. A Veteran, a Biker, and a Smoker walk into a bar.

Ouch! Why'd they do that? It must have hurt.

[samgamereviews]

Ridder: I didn''t really get the point of the first fake one but whatever.

1. probably the best one, I liked the timing on that.

2. Okay, probably the weakest one, but it was still okay.

3. I get it, and it worked well. I just think it wasn't all that funny.

Overall, a good effort, these jokes were fairly funny although I don't know if their funny enough to win the fight.


*EDIT* I'm not rating Zunar since he isn't in the fight.

[Avo]

Yeah Zunar check the front page of the topic.

You're not fighting. You will soon.

[Ayrayen]

-Did you hear the kidnapping in the city?
-What? The kidnapping?!
-yes
-how did it go?!
-Well then the kid woke up.
- -_-''
-hoho xD


Random Joke xP

Some say George W. Bush quit drinking because of this incident...

Back in his party days, Dubya got behind the wheel after a few too many. He started the car and stepped on the gas. He was driving for a while, when suddenly a white ghost face appeared in the window. George saw it and began screaming.

He stepped on the gas harder, but the face floated right in the window. George floored it - the speedometer read 110mph but the face did not disappear. A white hands gestured for him to roll down the window. Not knowing what else to do, he rolled it down slowly.

The wrinkled old face smiled and said, "Do you want help getting out of the mud?

Something i didn't do...

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

There we go!

[MICrophone]

My assessment of Ayrayen's joke:

1. Lame
2. Not bad
3. Fair

I guess I'm just a harsh critic or something…

[Avo]

ALRIGHT!!!!!

THE CONTESTANTS HAVE SAID THEIR JOKES!!!!!

Now three people must vote.

When three people have voted, the winner will be chosen.

[spookyghost]

I vote Ayrayen, 2/3 of his jokes were funny.

[GalaxyMario]

Vote: Ayrayen.