The Joke-Off R.I.P.

[Avo]

ALRIGHT VOTING IS NOW CLOSED.

The first two votes were for Ayrayen so...

Ayrayen wins!!

Fight 3 will start today!

[MICrophone]

Suyo vs. Niklaw?

This will be epic…

[spookyghost]

SUPER ULRTA EPIC!!! (did you tell them to do it Avo?)

[Avo]

SUPER ULRTA EPIC!!! (did you tell them to do it Avo?)

Yeah I PM'd them both.

I hope they agree to do it...

[MICrophone]

Knowing them, I think that they both will.

[Avo]

Hmm.....

Should I make a deadline for it?

Well they should be able to do it.

And since it's between the global moderators...

THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!

[Demonik]

*Cracks knuckles*

Now, let's see what I can remember... These are a few I've been told in the past, and I'm sure you guys would have heard of at least one. If not, all the better!

1.
A blonde, brunette and red-head were on the run from the police.
They eventually came to a dead-end, and settled on the fact that they would have to hide.
The brunette hid in a barrel, the red-head, inside a dumpster, and the blonde found a nice little hiding place inside a bag of potatoes.
The police officer eventually came by and noticed something curious about the scene.
He walked up to the barrel and the brunette cried out "meow!"
The police officer decided that there was merely a cat inside the barrel.
He then walked to the dumpster, and was greeted with a sharp barking sound.
Similarly, the officer simply decided that a dog was inside the dumpster.
Lastly, he walked up to the bag of potatoes, and glared curiously at it.
Suddenly, the brunette called "Potatoes! Potatoes!"

2.
There were two muffins sitting on the kitchen bench.
The first one said to the other "well this sucks, aye?"
The second turned in disbelief and yelled "HOLY ****! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

3.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Camel
Camel who?
Camel this way for nothing!

Now I need to think of another lot for my next post...

[MICrophone]

My evaluation of Niklaw's jokes:

1. Funny
2. A variation of a joke I know in which two muffins are in an oven and the first one says "We have to get out of here!" or something like that. The punch line is the same. Nevertheless, it's still funny.
3. Fair. It's really hard to come up with a good knock-knock joke.

Suyo is gonna need some good ones to beat you…I think.

[Demonik]

Yeah, I made my own little variations to that muffin joke.

And as for the knock knock joke.. I was stuck on what to use as my third joke, so I just thought of some stupid random little thing.. Ahh well! It was worth a try.

[Chaukai]

1. Heard it before x.x
2. Also heard it before
3. Lol, creative, and corny, Which is what i like