The Joke-Off R.I.P.

[MessengerOfDreams]

Called saracsm... although if we are all going to extremes, then...

[nin10mode]

You probably should've picked a more active member. o_0
. . .
Gee... tempers sure are running short today...

[Avo]

Called saracsm... although if we are all going to extremes, then...

I've never heard of saracsm.....I've heard of Sarcasm, though.....there's still a chance to save it......

[Ridder]

1. During a marvel superhero convention, a fan decides to ask the name origin of his three favorite heroes.


The fan asks his first favorite, clad in a red and blue spider suit, "Why are you called Spiderman?" Spiderman responded "because I move like a spider and fight like a man!"

The fan asks his second favorite, clad in a suit of strong armor "Why are you called Iron Man?" Iron Man responded,"Not only is my armor made of metal, but I also have balls of IRON!"

The fan walks up behind his third favorite, in a strangely designed suit and asks, "Why are you called The Punisher?" The Punisher proceeded to draw his pistol and shoot the fan several times in the head. The Punisher holstered his gun and said "That's why."


2. COOKING WITH WORDS : an wasum cookbewk


RECIPE #1

[1] Take the letter P in one hand.
[2] Take the word Safeness in the other.
[3] Remove the Safe from "Safeness".
[4] Combine the two items together.
[5] The resulting product becomes a P-ness!
[6] ?????
[7] Incredibly high profits from females!

3. BAD PARAGRAPH JOKE, AWAAAAAAYYYY!!!!


One day, a man named James finally submitted to the will of Apple, and bought an Iphone 5G to replace his old clunkier phone. It came with everything he needed, the phone itself, wires, speakers, and a Manual to use with his Iphone. When James discovered this, he said "Psshaaaw, real men don't read manuals." and tucked away the manual.
That day while James was watching sports on TV, he heard his Car Alarm go off. When he checked to see what was going on, he noticed a murderer he'd seen in the newspaper was on his driveway approaching his house. James shouted "oh crap!" he quickly turned around and rushed up his stairs. He had just pulled out his Iphone 5G by the time the Murderer had gotten in. Panicking, James attempted to call for help, so he quickly ran through an assortment of apps and menus to find the Number Dialing screen. He cursed as he searched and searched for the screen, but was unable to find it. Eventually, he had reached the main screen, only to be met with a compass that popped in his face.
James tried to say What the ♥♥♥♥, but he couldn't say the last word as the Murderer had caught up to him, and stabbed a knife through his back.
So it was that James eventually staggered back and forth before falling onto the ground, the resulting shock toppling the shelf upon where the Iphone manual was located. The manual fell and conveniently opened up to the very first page.




On page 1 of the Iphone 5G manual.
*Iphone 5G Notice: The phone part of the Iphone is no longer accessible, we eliminated the possibility to call anyone so you could enjoy our upgraded ♥♥♥♥ Compass! We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience, but now you can enjoy a compass that you can see in three dimensions! And as a bonus, this product fits in a Manilla Envelope! Isn't that more useful that doing something like calling 911? *



END BAD JOKE.





What? You were asking for somebody to do something. >_>

[Avo]

/\ Um......WUT?

[MessengerOfDreams]

What he means is...

vote NOW!

RIDDER?


OR

THE OBVIOUS CHOICE

AZNCHAU!

I kid, I kid

[Avo]

I'm still planning on closing this, well I might change my mind but......

[MessengerOfDreams]

Not if it is and I quote 'Moy's contest' you ain't.

[Avo]

I still see the name "Avolerators" below the words The Joke-Off on Forum Games, making it my contest, I can ask Suyo to lock it.

[MessengerOfDreams]

So you give someone something only to have someone else smash it for you? Messed up eh?