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Re: The Joke-Off *PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS POST SOME JOKES*

Postby Avo » June 5th, 2010, 5:58 pm

Yep. Basically that.
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Re: The Joke-Off *PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS POST SOME JOKES*

Postby RazorTH » June 5th, 2010, 10:52 pm

Don't lock it!But,when it says,"*PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS POST SOME JOKES*" does that mean anybody can post jokes here now?
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Re: The Joke-Off *PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS POST SOME JOKES*

Postby Demonik » June 6th, 2010, 2:21 am

Knock Knock












Who's there?










OMG YA!!!













OMG YA who?



























THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID





*walks away as everyone goes into a sudden awkward silence*
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Re: The Joke-Off *PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS POST SOME JOKES*

Postby RazorTH » June 6th, 2010, 3:13 am

I guess so...So anyways,some in Soviet Russia Jokes
  • In Soviet Russia,Games play you.
  • In Soviet Russia,Policemen,and,inocent people go to jail.
  • In Soviet Russia,Students teach teachers.
  • In Soviet Russia,You fire the boss.
  • In Soviet Russia,Paper draws on you.
  • In Soviet Russia,Food eats man.
  • In Soviet Russia,Vegtables taste good.
  • In Soviet Russia,TV watches you.
  • In Soviet Russia,Clothes wear you(Eewww).
  • In Soviet Russia,YOU Kill Guns,ninjas,knives,and,anything else deadly.
  • In Soviet Russia,Machine operates you.
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Re: The Joke-Off *PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS POST SOME JOKES*

Postby Demonik » June 6th, 2010, 3:34 am

I'm really not sure that we were supposed to do that, Salmo. :P

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Re: The Joke-Off *PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS POST SOME JOKES*

Postby MessengerOfDreams » June 6th, 2010, 4:12 am

Pretty Sure I said that FIRST PERSON TO POST JOKES FACES aZN. ALTHOUGH DUE tO HIM BEIN I N HOT WATER I MAY PIT SALMO AGAINST rIDDER NOW. WE wILL sEE
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Re: The Joke-Off *PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS POST SOME JOKES*

Postby Avo » June 6th, 2010, 7:12 am

MessengerOfYahweh wrote:Pretty Sure I said that FIRST PERSON TO POST JOKES FACES aZN. ALTHOUGH DUE tO HIM BEIN I N HOT WATER I MAY PIT SALMO AGAINST rIDDER NOW. WE wILL sEE


Caps Fail.

Also, some of you are pretty gullible. I only said I would lock it so someone would post some jokes to save this thing. I wouldn't want it to die!

So....carry on.
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Re: The Joke-Off *PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS POST SOME JOKES*

Postby MessengerOfDreams » June 6th, 2010, 7:21 am

Okay. I cannot take this anymore. Stop the f*cking lying you f*cking a*******. I have half a mind to report you- I mean you know how much it screws with me to have you mindraep me about everything in the forum I care about? Goddang.
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Re: The Joke-Off *PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS POST SOME JOKES*

Postby Avo » June 6th, 2010, 7:26 am

Avolerators wrote:So....carry on.


Like I said, carry on. And MOY, take the flippin' joke and stop overreacting, I would've done this to anybody, if MIC or Blab was hosting this, I still would've done it to them. :facepalm:
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Re: The Joke-Off

Postby Silver Sonic_106 » June 8th, 2010, 8:58 am

Random joke.

A chemistry teacher is writing grades."Jeff,What color did you get?" "Red." "A+,sit down.You?" "Orange." "D-,sit down.What about you?" "Black" "F-,CLASS TAKE COVER!!!!!"
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