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Welcome to The Joke-Off!

PLEASE WELCOME YOUR NEW HOST, MESSENGEROFYAHWEH!

Here two people fight against each other with jokes.

I will choose the two people. Here are the Rules:

1. You must post 3 jokes in your reply IF you're a contestant.
2. If the voting's closed you can still vote for who you like best.
3. You CAN forfeit if your busy, or the jokes that the other person posted practically killed your chances.
4. The deadline to post your jokes is 3 days.
5. If you're a contestant, you CAN'T change your jokes if you've already posted them.
I will PM the users who are fighting against each other!

You CAN use help from websites. But make sure you pick the best 3.

Update!! Thanks to blablob, after the contestants have told there jokes, THREE people other than me can say who was funnier, after Three people have judged, I will announce the winner.

Fight 1: Samgamereviews vs. marioiscool254. Winner: Samgamereviews

Fight 2: Ridder vs. Ayrayen. Winner: Ayrayen

Fight 3: Superyoshi vs. Niklaw. Winner: Niklaw

Fight 4: Buffooner vs. Zunar. Winner: Buffooner

Fight 5: blablob vs. fourinone. Winner: fourinone

Fight 6: megamario126 vs. brandobrawl. Winner: megamario126

Fight 7: 24murph vs. Nero the Demonslayer. Winner: Nero the Demonslayer

Fight 8: aznchau4ever vs. zebtrestala. Winner: zebtrestalala

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Fight 9: TheBetterGamer vs. MessengerOfYahweh. Winner: MessengerOfYahweh

Fight 10: Blablob vs. Ridder. Winner: blablob

Fight 11: marioiscool254 vs. Avolerators? Winner: marioiscool254

Fight 12: Superyoshi vs. star-fawful. Winner: Superyoshi

Fight 13: Buffooner vs. Mario Levels. Winner: Mario Levels

Fight 14: Niklaw vs. Germanity. Winner: Niklaw

Fight 15: nin10mode vs. Zed98. Winner: nin10mode

Fight 16: [L2] vs. E123omega. Winner: E123omega

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Fight 17: Kimonio vs. Yoshi Boo 118. Winner: Yoshi Boo 118

Fight 18: marioiscool254 vs. blablob. Winner: marioiscool254

Fight 19: brandobrawl vs. aznchau4ever. Winner: aznchau4ever

Fight 20: Sonicfan253 vs. nin10mode. Winner: nin10mode

Fight 21: MessengerOfYahweh vs. fourinone. A BATTLE OF CHAMPIONS!! Winner: MessengerOfYahweh

Fight 22: Buffooner vs. Zed98. Winner: Buffooner

Fight 23: Ridder vs. star-fawful. Winner: star-fawful

Fight 24: Lrmaster132 vs. Salmo. Winner: Lrmaster132
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First Joke-Off Tournament

Alright!! Since it's the beginning of Christmas break, I decided to start the tournament early!!

OK!! Here's the order of fights:

Round 1

First Fight: samgamereviews vs. Ayrayen. Winner: samgamereviews

Second Fight: Niklaw vs. Buffooner. Winner: Niklaw

Third Fight: fourinone vs. megamario126. Winner: fourinone

Fourth Fight: Nero the Demonslayer vs. zebtrestalala. Winner: zebtrestalala

SEMI-FINALS

First Fight: Samgamereviews vs. Niklaw. Winner: Niklaw

Second Fight: fourinone vs. zebtrestalala. Winner: fourinone

FINALS

Final Fight: Niklaw vs. fourinone. Winner: fourinone

CHAMPION

fourinone

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THE WINNER IS FOURINONE!!!!!!

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Second Joke-Off Tournament

Here it is you guys! Hosted my MOY, the second Joke-Off tournament!!

Round 1

First Fight: MessengerOfYahweh vs. blablob. Winner: MessengerOfYahweh

Second Fight: marioiscool254 vs. Superyoshi. Winner: Superyoshi

Third Fight: Mario Levels vs. Niklaw. Winner: Niklaw

Fourth Fight: nin10mode vs. E123omega

SEMI-FINALS

First Fight: MessengerOfYahweh vs. Superyoshi. Winner: MessengerOfYahweh

Second Fight: Niklaw vs. nin10mode. Winner: nin10mode

FINALS

Final Fight: MessengerOfYahweh vs. nin10mode. Winner: MessengerOfYahweh

CHAMPION

MessengerOfYahweh

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THE WINNER IS MESSENGEROFYAHWEH!!!!!!

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The Third Joke-Off Tournament

The 3rd Joke-Off tournament starts now!

Round 1

First Fight: Yoshi Boo 118 vs. marioiscool254. Winner: Yoshi Boo 118

Second Fight: aznchau4ever vs. nin10mode. Winner: aznchau4ever

Third Fight: MessengerOfYahweh vs. Buffooner. Winner: MessengerOfYahweh

Fourth Fight: star-fawful vs. Lrmaster132. Winner: star-fawful.

SEMI-FINALS

First Fight: Yoshi Boo 118 vs. aznchau4ever. Winner: Yoshi Boo 118

Second Fight: MessengerOfYahweh vs. star-fawful.

FINALS

Final Fight: Winner is Yoshi Boo 118

CHAMPION

Yeah....it's a long story but YB ended up winning.......

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The end of your host, Avo is now....The Joke-Off is done. But I'll give it to MOY or MIC or Buff.......

1. It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."

2. A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."

3. MY CREATION: Well, I couldn't think of anything good, so I pulled another one off the web. Sue me. I didn't ask to be in this.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

Hm....I think others should be allowed to say who they think is better. It shouldn't affect YOUR decision, but it's a way to0 get others to be a part of the topic.

Well, I didn't find mic's jokes all that funny. Sorry, I guess I just don't have a good sense of humor (I guess.....?). I mean, I didn't even get the first one. And the second one....yeah, I didn't think it was that creative. I prolly won't come up with anything better when it comes to a joke-off of me VS somebody else, but, still.

It was a clever joke; just not that funny. Sorry.

EXPLANATION FOR BLABLOB.
MIC'S JOKES.

1. The wife JUST died that day, but the husband would rather go watch Men fight each other on an ice rink than go to his own wife's funeral, cruel.

2. The guy who joined the monastery is using his two words to complain about the monastery, and after 21 years, he quits.

Well, I got the second joke, but I didn't find it that funny. And as for the 1st one, I can't take something funny if I don't understand it.

Okay here are my jokes.

1, (Best told in person with all of the expression buut...)

There are three sisters. The first one walks up to her dad and says, "dad, why am I named Rose?"

And the dad replies, "When you were born a rose fell onto your head."
The second one walks up to her dad and says, "dad, why am I named Daisy?"

And the dad replies, "When you were born a Daisy fell onto your head."

Finally, the third sister walks up to her dad and says,

"AAAAABLARGGHEEBENACHGA"

And the dad goes, "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!"

2. A ventriloquist is in town and has a show one night. He starts to go through his usual set of jokes, and after finishing a series of blonde jokes, a blonde women gets out of her seat and says,
"Can you stop saying those stupid blonde jokes? The color of a persons hair has nothing to do with inteligence!"

The ventriloquist starts to apologize but is stopped by the blonde.
"Hey, stay out of this, I'm talking to the guy on your leg!"

3. I found my last joke!

A girl meets a guy that she really likes and he asks her on a date. She knows that her parents are protective so he meets her at her house and meets the parents.
They approve of the boy and allow them to go on a date.

Upon leaving the boy turns to the girls parents and says,

"Don't worry Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, I'll have her back by 10. I should be finished by then."

Now it's my turn to say-
Sam, I don't get that last joke. Explain.

Alright!!

The two contestants have said their jokes. Samgamereviews and marioiscool254.

Now I need THREE people to choose who's jokes you like best.

Once three people have I will decide the winner.

NOTE:If the first two people to vote choose the same person, then that person automatically wins.

I vote SGR!

I actually saw the first two of SGR's Puns coming, So I'm going with MIC, because his were funny.