Nan's Journal: The Darkest Chronicles

[JSlayerXero]

once you get PK Dark you'll be able to melt snakes with your mind.

I wasn't kidding.

Aww, how cute; this game inflates faster than Zimbabwe does.

[NanTheDark]

Meanwhile, in Giant Step...


http://nanthedark.deviantart.com/art/Ne ... -585105304

[Harmless]

Good to know you're enjoying Earthbound. It gets a lot better later (especially with references).

And oh boy, I cannot wait for your reaction when you hit a certain point...

[NanTheDark]

OK I WAS GONNA MAKE A NICE EARTHBOUND PLAYTHROUGH POST WITH PICTURES BUT MY INTERNET IS A PIECE OF CRAP I'M JUST GONNA RAPID FIRE HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I WENT TO THE COPS, THEY WERE JERKS AND THEY TRIED TO GANG RAPE ME OR WHATEVER BUT I SMASHED THEM WITH MY BAT AND MY MOM IS VERY PROUD OF ME, SO NOW I WENT TO TWOSON BUT ON THE WAY I GOT A MUSHROOM ON MY DAMN HEAD AND I STARTED WALKING BACKWARDS AND SOME DUDE AT THE HOSPITAL BOUGHT THE MUSHROOM FROM ME AND I STARTED LOOKING EVERYWHERE AND THIS DRUG LORD ATTACKED ME AND HE TOLD ME THEY KIDNAPPED AMP TO MAKE HER A HUMAN SACRIFICE I GOTTA GO HELP HER AAAAAAAAAAAAH HOW DARE THEY I'M GONNA BREAK THEM IN HALF

So yeah. Also I seriously don't know what to do with my money, the game sucks at telling you what each item is supposed to do before you buy it. I got a For Sale Sign tho. I'm currently at Level 12, and wondering why they picked "Oh baby!" as an expression to indicate big stat boosts.

Also, I guess that it makes... some sense that everyone is being a jerk? Giygas is supposed to be having influence on the people or something, I believe the bee said something like that, I dunno.

BUT SERIOUSLY ♥♥♥♥ THE POLICE

[Harmless]

The police are a pretty hard fight

[NanTheDark]

Wasn't that hard. I just kept bashing them and recovering with PSI Lifeup. Did it first try.

[JSlayerXero]

I must have been over-leveled because I recall the first 4 or 5 or however many before the chief were total pushovers. The for sale sign lets you sell your stuff with almost no regard for where you are. Somebody can decide to come and buy your stuff. "Oh Baby!" is a phrase the game uses when you get an particularly large stat boost. There's a lot of different lines for large stat boosts. A thing about Earthbound is that when you level up, there's a range you might gain when you level up. This means that there are minimum and maximum amounts of a given stat by the time you reach later levels. I'm not sure what purpose this serves other than gives each play-through some small amount of variety.

Actually, the cops just wanted to beat you up because you went some place dangerous and came back alive.

You know it never dawned upon me to ask why the drug lord cares so much about the... I forget, is she 8? Never dawned upon me to ask why. Oh well. I'm sure it's perfectly innocent given this is an E-Rated game. They even went to label what are obviously dead people as being "Unconscious" upon taking "mortal damage."

[Harmless]

Wasn't that hard. I just kept bashing them and recovering with PSI Lifeup. Did it first try.

Same here, but from what I've heard people struggled a lot against him in general. The chief is a bit of a ♥♥♥♥ with how much damage he does though

[NanTheDark]

Today I managed to finally 5-star a song in Just Dance 2016. And it was this one:



I actually like this song. Feel free to imagine me flailing my arms like a madman.

I've also almost 5-starred Hatsune Miku's Levan Polkka, but I can't quite do it just yet...

[NanTheDark]

http://nanthedark.deviantart.com/art/Hello-586197375

Coming soon to an RPG near you.