I think I figured out why Amp hasn't been around.
...I still haven't saved her.

LET'S GO THEN
I first went to buy some fresh eggs. They're cheap and heal 80 HP, which is pretty good.
Let's pay a vist to that school she works at...


I'm willing to bet some of you folks want to be like Amp too.


So you're not concerned at all that your daughter got kidnapped. Ok then.

D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Wait so you people don't even know she was kidnapped? You are great parents, aren't you?

I'll take her teddy bear with me, I guess. I'm sure she'll like to see it when I save her or something. I don't know. Maybe it'll bring me good luck.

I'm willing to bet some folks around here see her as a mother figure too.


THAT EGG SALESMAN RIPPED ME OFF >_< Oh well. I might as well just go get hamburgers...
While fighting an old lady I figured out this Teddy Bear actually takes damage for me. So I got a neat little shield following me now. I wonder if it eventually breaks or something. I hope not.
I'm not very sure of where to go check, really, so I've been walking around in circles for a while. So I got my For Sale sign back from Escargo Express...

I LOVE YOU EGG SALESMAN, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

DDD
Well I guess I found the path now.

Let's see how happy they are when I smash their heads.
*insert half an hour of walking around the town getting stuff back and battling and getting a mushroom of my head here*

This is quite the sketchy situation, isn't it?

Also is it just me or is the water in this area purple? Huh.

HOW DO I CROSS
And then I caught a cold and died. Awesome.
Anyway, I have some stuff to do, so I'll continue another time. Sorry Amp, can't quite save you yet :/
Edit: No spoilers pls, if you spoil the game I'll rip and tear your guts

Edit2: Also the Teddy Bear got destroyed.

RIP Teddy Bear