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This time I managed to reach the end of the valley. I have to say, the Slingshot sucks at actually hitting things...

I also got homesick during this, which was weird because I had just come from my house... but oh well. A call later and it was fixed.


This is it. I'm coming for you, Amp!

This place is full of... creepy religious people.



Apparently they believe they can bring peace to the world by... making everything blue. I like the color blue, but that's... quite ridiculous.


Also this store lets you take anything and pay whatever you want. I paid one dollar for an egg, but then I just got more for free. Burglin Park is a very bad influence kids.


Oh yeah, about that, er... *slingshot to the face*


Did they seriously paint a cow blue


So you're telling me this Mr. Carpainter (nice name, btw) wants a high priestess for his religion... and he picked a little girl. This guy has issues. Many issues.


THESE GUYS ARE DRESSED LIKE THE KKK BUT IN BLUE WHAT


So I entered their main building and it's like this. You have to talk to specific people to make them move out of the way, and sometimes they fight you. It's a bit annoying...


And then there's this guy. Little horned statue in the back doesn't look off at all.






And then a lightning strike...


And I got teleported to a random cornfield. Of course he would do that.

A random NPC tips me off as to where Amp is being held, so I go through a tunnel and reach this place.



I finally found you!







And so Amp gave me a Franklin Badge to avoid that cultist's dumb thunder attack. Awesome! There's no stopping us now, I'll just go get that key...


YOU???


YOU ARE THE ONE WHO KEEPS BOTHERING ME YOU JERK, GET OUT OF MY WAY


I KNEW YOU WERE A VILLAIN, I FREAKING KNOW, NOW COME HERE SO I CAN SMASH YOU!


DON'T RUN AWAY YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ah whatever.

I used PK Dark and everyone died came back to normal. The end.
So I go back to the creepy church, get past all the KKK people, and reach this guy again.




You'll need more than a paintbrush to take me on.

Anyway, this fight was actually pretty easy. The guy use PSI Lifeup, some Thunder attacks that seem to always miss, and doesn't hit too hard. Also he ended up landing a thunder attack on me and getting hit himself because of my Franklin Badge. ggwp Carpainter. Now gimme that key.

He also mentions the statue behind him was corrupting him or something. Didn't I see a statue like that underground back in Onett, with that treasure hunter guy? I'll look into it later.


I know you just want to make my life hell, gtfo you big jerk.


THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BEST QUOTES FROM ANY RPG EVER

Anyway, back to Amp.


This line actually kind of plucks at my heartstrings a little bit... Once when I showed a pic of me at that one thread, MP3 said I looked a lot like she imagined me to be like... Heh...


Well, your dad is worried, your mom doesn't seem to give a single damn you're gone. But yeah, a lot of kids miss you, including that creepy kid who has an adult's mind. Oh yeah and that crime lord. Why does a crime lord care about you more than your mom, I have no idea.


Yay you have psychic powers too

And so, Amp and her super duper awesome Teddy Bear join the party. Let's look at her stats.


LEVEL 1 WOW We're gonna have to work on your fighting abilities Amp, I'm Level 20 so there's some catching up to do I bet she'll level up fast though.

Also, having Amp in the party also gives me an extra inventory page. Which is quite awesome.

So yeah, next thing to do, check out that cave at the east of this village, then go back to Twoson, and maybe check on the Treasure Hunter guy at Onett. So now let's call my parents to save the game and all.


Oh, mom...