Working on Chapter 15 (I think) Also you may be wondering "Chapter 15?! Where is the other chapters?!" Well Young boy Im going to tell you. My Story topic got deleted by some Website failure or something so some Jello Chapters are Missing. Read the Jello Chapter Summary to know what is going on. Its not like reading the whole other 7 chapters but At Least It gives you an idea of what happens next. New Stories Soon READ TO SEE LIST OF STORIES AND NEW ONES
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Reds Random Stories- Stories I make up in my mind and it involves users from the Chat doing stupid things or killing each other in random funny and epic ways.
Jello's Last Story- A Story where Jello is being betrayed and must save his family. His old clan leader Red has them captive and is trying to Kill Jello for leaving him and his clan. On the way Jello meets new friends and new enemies. STORY WAS CANCELED BUT SHALL BE BACK SOON.
VG Madness- 12 Users from the Chat must go to dimensions of Video Games collecting the crystals in each Dimension to SAVE THE WORLD!!! I shall use 12 video games and one final one which shall be a mystery :3. Good Luck Users in this video game hell.
It's Gone- The evil Mods are trying to delete every Story in the forums and the good mods and users must stop them. Blab and Suyo will not give up until It is ALL GONE! Epic Battles, bloody scenes, betrayals, funny moments, It has it all :3
N.Z.K- Noob Zombie Killers- Runouw seems like a happy place until Zombies invade. Read this funny and upcoming story of them trying to survive the zombie apocalypse. I will try to use EVERY user here
The Runouw Origins- Ever wondered how Runouw.com came to be? Read this action paced story which will show the real life of Runouw trying to survive in this pathetic world. You shall know the REAL origins of Runouw.com and see how much of a badass Runouw actually is. (NOT REAL STORY FOOS)
fours Noob adventure- four is just a regular dude in school when Red The narrator tells him he must save the world. He has no other choice and decided to SAVE THE WORLD! With the help of Ven... a breakdancing kitty
Red vs YOU- This is where I challenge people for fun to a story writing battle. Then I just copy them and put them into my topic When Im bored I may just copy a story and just troll it up with my special sauce of randomness :3 Im coming for you Jello
Runouwapolypse- The world ended. Only a couple of users are left. They are against each other. No Friends. No Family. Just Enemies. Who Will be the final survivor?
Runouw Labs- Having A Perfect Society is an impossible goal and comes with deadly prices to pay. Runouw won't stop till those prices are paid. Will the Group of members who name themselves the "Runouw Rebels" stop Runouw before everyone is under his control? FIND OUT in this new story of mine. Contains Blood, Humor, Action, and Surprises you won't wanna miss.
Jello's Last Story- A Story where Jello is being betrayed and must save his family. His old clan leader Red has them captive and is trying to Kill Jello for leaving him and his clan. On the way Jello meets new friends and new enemies. STORY WAS CANCELED BUT SHALL BE BACK SOON.
VG Madness- 12 Users from the Chat must go to dimensions of Video Games collecting the crystals in each Dimension to SAVE THE WORLD!!! I shall use 12 video games and one final one which shall be a mystery :3. Good Luck Users in this video game hell.
It's Gone- The evil Mods are trying to delete every Story in the forums and the good mods and users must stop them. Blab and Suyo will not give up until It is ALL GONE! Epic Battles, bloody scenes, betrayals, funny moments, It has it all :3
N.Z.K- Noob Zombie Killers- Runouw seems like a happy place until Zombies invade. Read this funny and upcoming story of them trying to survive the zombie apocalypse. I will try to use EVERY user here
The Runouw Origins- Ever wondered how Runouw.com came to be? Read this action paced story which will show the real life of Runouw trying to survive in this pathetic world. You shall know the REAL origins of Runouw.com and see how much of a badass Runouw actually is. (NOT REAL STORY FOOS)
fours Noob adventure- four is just a regular dude in school when Red The narrator tells him he must save the world. He has no other choice and decided to SAVE THE WORLD! With the help of Ven... a breakdancing kitty
Red vs YOU- This is where I challenge people for fun to a story writing battle. Then I just copy them and put them into my topic
When Im bored I may just copy a story and just troll it up with my special sauce of randomness :3 Im coming for you Jello Runouwapolypse- The world ended. Only a couple of users are left. They are against each other. No Friends. No Family. Just Enemies. Who Will be the final survivor?
Runouw Labs- Having A Perfect Society is an impossible goal and comes with deadly prices to pay. Runouw won't stop till those prices are paid. Will the Group of members who name themselves the "Runouw Rebels" stop Runouw before everyone is under his control? FIND OUT in this new story of mine. Contains Blood, Humor, Action, and Surprises you won't wanna miss.
READ TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN JELLOS STORY BEFORE IT DISAPPEARED
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Jello is walking to a town with his bloody sword. He goes to a bar and meets a guy named Ridder who wants to kill him.(Later it is explained that Ridder was sent by Red). Jello ends up killing him and writes his name on his sword next to Venexis. He then left the town and passed out due to the heat. He awoke in a cabin and went into a room to find the body of a dead girl. A note saying to meet the guy in a barn. He found his sword and went to the barn.
He found Ven whom he thought he killed and at the end Jello explained the reason about why he had to kill him. It was Red who made him because he had his wife and daughter kidnapped. Ven understood then was shot by a man in full white who left in a motorcycle. He then left ven and followed the motorcycle tracks. On his way he found people looking for him. He killed them and stole a horse. He rode to a town where he stayed the night. In the night he saw a woman get kidnapped and the bad people shoot at Jello for looking at them.
In the morning he found a box with the woman's head and a note telling him to leave. He went outside to find his horse dead and killed a guy who laughed at him. The Guy was Destroyer. He was knocked out and heard the voice of Red. He was thrown into a truck and went to a prison in the middle of the desert. He was then rescued by Sax who they both left on motrocycles. But at the end Sax had to let Jello escape alone because there was a road block of trucks. Sax jumped off his bike and shot the gas tank of his motorcycle with his Sniper Rifle causing the road block to open. Sax saw Jello escape and he stayed behind to get shot. Jello escaped but then decided to Rescue Sax.
He killed 4 more guards and covered himself in piss to avoid being sniffed by the dogs. In one of the guard's uniforms s he saw a note that said that Red wanted to capture Jello alive and that Sax was alive. He entered the armory and found his sword back. He then saw Sax in a room being yelled at by some dude and Jello needed a key. He was dressed as a guard and saw a guy getting beat up by other guards. He killed the guards and asked the prisoner his name. He said it was Barn and he told him where the key was to rescue Sax was. Blab was the holder of the key and the owner of the prison who ended up shooting Jello in the chest.
They dragged him to where Sax was and found him tied to a chair being electrucuted. Then Barn came inside as a guard and rescued Sax and Jello. Jello went to Blab's room but he was not there. The TV turned on and the face of Red was seen. Red told him that the prison was about to blow up. Jello grabbed his sword and jumped out the window. He saw Barn and Blab working together and he passed out AGAIN. He woke up next to Sax in the back of a truck. The guards explained that Barn is Red's 2nd in command and that it was all lies. The truck blew up and they were rescued by fourinone. Woo four!
He drove them to a hideout where they met Shyguy, Remmy, and Brando. They asked if Jello wanted to join. A flashback lead to where Jello was raised. In a dump called Light CIty. His father was dead and his mother was old. He got mugged and got rescued by a kid name RED. He joined his clan where they killed the rich. He gave him the sword that he rescued him with. BACK TO THE PRESENT. Then Jello went outside and saw an army coming after them. four and the rest prepared for battle. They won but Jello wanted to kill Barn so he chased after him. Sax and the rest stayed behind to see Remmy get shot in the back by Blab.
Jello caught up with Barn and Barn told Jello that he will die just like YB did. Jello stood still and Sax reached them in time to scream at Jello (Way to Go). Another flashback where Jello was living with Red, Runouw and YB in a hideout in Light CIty. They then went to towns murdering and stealing. Jello suggested about going on vacation and leaving Light City for a while. They all agreed and Jello and Yb went to get some motorcycles from an innocent old man. At the end of a town Jello met a girl. She pretty much had her way with him in the night cause of him being drunk and stole his money. They returned to Light City and before they left Yb told Jello that he heard Red and Runouw saying that a woman was about to die. Jello and Red fought and Jello left to his house. At the outside he saw the girl (Rein) and she said that they should leave together. He went for a walk to think about it and returned to see a man coming out of his apartment. He entered to see his mother dead in the room. Just before that Red mentioned a new recruit. He took out his sword and went to kill Red. Now...This is where Chapter 15 comes into play. HOPE YOU LIKE IT
He found Ven whom he thought he killed and at the end Jello explained the reason about why he had to kill him. It was Red who made him because he had his wife and daughter kidnapped. Ven understood then was shot by a man in full white who left in a motorcycle. He then left ven and followed the motorcycle tracks. On his way he found people looking for him. He killed them and stole a horse. He rode to a town where he stayed the night. In the night he saw a woman get kidnapped and the bad people shoot at Jello for looking at them.
In the morning he found a box with the woman's head and a note telling him to leave. He went outside to find his horse dead and killed a guy who laughed at him. The Guy was Destroyer. He was knocked out and heard the voice of Red. He was thrown into a truck and went to a prison in the middle of the desert. He was then rescued by Sax who they both left on motrocycles. But at the end Sax had to let Jello escape alone because there was a road block of trucks. Sax jumped off his bike and shot the gas tank of his motorcycle with his Sniper Rifle causing the road block to open. Sax saw Jello escape and he stayed behind to get shot. Jello escaped but then decided to Rescue Sax.
He killed 4 more guards and covered himself in piss to avoid being sniffed by the dogs. In one of the guard's uniforms s he saw a note that said that Red wanted to capture Jello alive and that Sax was alive. He entered the armory and found his sword back. He then saw Sax in a room being yelled at by some dude and Jello needed a key. He was dressed as a guard and saw a guy getting beat up by other guards. He killed the guards and asked the prisoner his name. He said it was Barn and he told him where the key was to rescue Sax was. Blab was the holder of the key and the owner of the prison who ended up shooting Jello in the chest.
They dragged him to where Sax was and found him tied to a chair being electrucuted. Then Barn came inside as a guard and rescued Sax and Jello. Jello went to Blab's room but he was not there. The TV turned on and the face of Red was seen. Red told him that the prison was about to blow up. Jello grabbed his sword and jumped out the window. He saw Barn and Blab working together and he passed out AGAIN. He woke up next to Sax in the back of a truck. The guards explained that Barn is Red's 2nd in command and that it was all lies. The truck blew up and they were rescued by fourinone. Woo four!
He drove them to a hideout where they met Shyguy, Remmy, and Brando. They asked if Jello wanted to join. A flashback lead to where Jello was raised. In a dump called Light CIty. His father was dead and his mother was old. He got mugged and got rescued by a kid name RED. He joined his clan where they killed the rich. He gave him the sword that he rescued him with. BACK TO THE PRESENT. Then Jello went outside and saw an army coming after them. four and the rest prepared for battle. They won but Jello wanted to kill Barn so he chased after him. Sax and the rest stayed behind to see Remmy get shot in the back by Blab.
Jello caught up with Barn and Barn told Jello that he will die just like YB did. Jello stood still and Sax reached them in time to scream at Jello (Way to Go). Another flashback where Jello was living with Red, Runouw and YB in a hideout in Light CIty. They then went to towns murdering and stealing. Jello suggested about going on vacation and leaving Light City for a while. They all agreed and Jello and Yb went to get some motorcycles from an innocent old man. At the end of a town Jello met a girl. She pretty much had her way with him in the night cause of him being drunk and stole his money. They returned to Light City and before they left Yb told Jello that he heard Red and Runouw saying that a woman was about to die. Jello and Red fought and Jello left to his house. At the outside he saw the girl (Rein) and she said that they should leave together. He went for a walk to think about it and returned to see a man coming out of his apartment. He entered to see his mother dead in the room. Just before that Red mentioned a new recruit. He took out his sword and went to kill Red. Now...This is where Chapter 15 comes into play. HOPE YOU LIKE IT
STORY 1 - Too Cool For Caps
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fourinone was sitting alone in a junkyard. It was night and he was just chilling like a badass. And your asking why isnt his name capitalized? Well he is to cool for CAPITAL LETTERS! Anyways it was night and he had a black coat on with sunglasses and was holding a stick. When out of no where(behind a trashcan) comes out Ridder holding two Ak47s. He was wearing a pink shirt saying 'I love unicorns" and a backwards cap. He gave fourinone a stare and said with a menacing voice "Im going to wear you guts as a hula necklace!"
Ridder started to shoot at four like a n0ob and fourinone just sat there. He wasn't scared and he was just playing with his stick. STICK, not that you nasty. Ridder's bullets ran out and he pulled out a knife. He charged towards fourinone who said with a smirk,"Unicorns arent real."
Ridder started to freak out and then blew up.
After Ridder's guts were like confetti at a kid's birthday party. fourinone got up and started walking home being all cool. He was intercepted by TrappedTime or TT for short. Long ♥♥♥ name. Anyways TT was holding a mighty weapon. A banana. TT squeezed the banana at fourinone's face and he squealed like a piggy.
"AUGH! WTF man!?" Then fourinone started running around and tripped on an invisible rock. Yeah he PHAILZ. He then blew up. TT started to laugh and walk away and then RedLink came out of no where holding to Katanas forged by dragon teeth. He sliced TT's banana and kicked him in the stomach. TT started to cry for half an hour and Red became impatient. So he pimp slapped him but that caused TT to run away crying into the middle of the street. Yeah...you know what happens now. He got eaten by a dragon who then flew away. Anyways, a truck pulled up right in front of Red.
Redlink laughed and put away his two Katanas. Then Brando jumped out of the truck and started throwing ninja stars at Redlink. Redlink caught one and threw it right at Brando's Mexican eyeball. Brando then yanked it out and started to pull out HIS two katanas. It was an epic battle that cannot be described in this little story. Anyways after the two were tired They shook hands and a peace treaty was made. Then as they were walking home they BOTH got stabbed in the back. It was none only.... fourinone. That was a clone of fourinone. So remember kids dont F*** with fourineone. THE END
Ridder started to shoot at four like a n0ob and fourinone just sat there. He wasn't scared and he was just playing with his stick. STICK, not that you nasty. Ridder's bullets ran out and he pulled out a knife. He charged towards fourinone who said with a smirk,"Unicorns arent real."
Ridder started to freak out and then blew up.
After Ridder's guts were like confetti at a kid's birthday party. fourinone got up and started walking home being all cool. He was intercepted by TrappedTime or TT for short. Long ♥♥♥ name. Anyways TT was holding a mighty weapon. A banana. TT squeezed the banana at fourinone's face and he squealed like a piggy.
"AUGH! WTF man!?" Then fourinone started running around and tripped on an invisible rock. Yeah he PHAILZ. He then blew up. TT started to laugh and walk away and then RedLink came out of no where holding to Katanas forged by dragon teeth. He sliced TT's banana and kicked him in the stomach. TT started to cry for half an hour and Red became impatient. So he pimp slapped him but that caused TT to run away crying into the middle of the street. Yeah...you know what happens now. He got eaten by a dragon who then flew away. Anyways, a truck pulled up right in front of Red.
Redlink laughed and put away his two Katanas. Then Brando jumped out of the truck and started throwing ninja stars at Redlink. Redlink caught one and threw it right at Brando's Mexican eyeball. Brando then yanked it out and started to pull out HIS two katanas. It was an epic battle that cannot be described in this little story. Anyways after the two were tired They shook hands and a peace treaty was made. Then as they were walking home they BOTH got stabbed in the back. It was none only.... fourinone. That was a clone of fourinone. So remember kids dont F*** with fourineone. THE END
Story 2 - The Epic Dream War
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It was a Friday Night and Sax was in a local Jazz Club. He was wearing a long dark coat with a black mafia hat sitting on a stool while playing his saxophone. Ladies were around him oohing to his pure epicness with the saxophone.
"Calm down ladies. Only girl i want is my saxophone."
After that he continued to play when he heard a ticking. His eyes flashed and he jumped out of the stool in time to see the Bar burn down.
"WTF!?" Sax yelled.
He then pulled out two Uzis and looked down the street. He saw a figure and was shocked. It was four strapped with hundreds of gernades, two rocket launchers and a stick. four threw all his gernades at a rapid motion. Sax shot all the gernades and ran out of ammo. Then four shot his two rockets at Sax. Sax ran towards four and jumped on top of the rockets. four pulled out his stick and stabbed Sax in the chest. It hurt a lot but Sax managed to kick four in the teeth and knock him out. He then grabbed a nearby rock and shoved it down his throat.
" Hope you enjoyed that foo" Sax got up and started to go home when a bunny hoped towards him. "What a cute.." then the bunny yelled BYE BIATCH! and then it blew up.
Sax was destroyed and all that was left was his hat. MoD came out of the shadows and picked up Sax's hat.
"Looks better on me" Mod started skipping away when he heard crying.
It was Usu! Usu was holding two knives and no clothes.
"YOU GONNA DIE BEEEEETCH!" yelled Usu.
MoD was shocked at seeing him naked that he could not move. Then Usu started to scream in Venezuelan and began to slash at Mod. MoD's final words were..
" Heh... its SOOO small. "
After that, Usu eliminated Mod. Usu then started laughing like a maniac. Then Redlink started laughing at him from behind a streetpole.
"Hello there buddy! Sorry but you have to die now." Red was flipping a coin and said "If it's head you die. If it's Tails, you die TWICE!"
With that Red charged at Usu with his two Katanas and sliced him up in two seconds. Usu was still alive and laughing. Red put him out of his misery. No one was left. Red has won. OR SO HE THOUGHT! When from on top of a building jumped out Python. But Python fails so much that he broke his legs. Red laughed and kicked him in his COJONES! Red walked down the street whistling to Don't stop Believing when a bullet was shot from across the street. Red blocked it with his sword and yelled "Come out you COWARD!"
From the far end of the street came a monster no one believe it was true. It was RUNOUW! "Aww ♥♥♥♥..." Redlink said in fear. Runouw was a 100 foot beast with lasers as arms and a tank below his waist. Runouw stared at Redlink and simply smiled.
"You sir, are not going to survive long. PREPARE TO DIE!"
Runouw rolled up to Red at light speed and Red dodged being ran over. He took out his Katanas to go attack Runouw but Runouw shot his lasers at Red. Red was hit in his left arm and could not continue. Runouw simply laughed and ripped Red open. He then threw him away in the garbage can. Runouw was finished with his job when all of sudden he heard ticking from the back of his head. SHYGUY put a bomb right there and was already running away.
"NOOOO!!" Runouw yelled and then blew up. Lawl noob.
Shyguy then started to dance. As Shyguy was dancing, a cry was heard from afar. Shyguy stopped and he looked everywhere.
"YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME!? YOU GUYS WERE WRONG!"
Shyguy thought to himself.. "No it CANT BE!"
Then DESTROYER jumped out of the building and landed on the street behind Shyguy. He then started to punch Shyguy in the ribs in a quick motion and poured poison down his throat.
"I've always HATED pokemon." And with that, Shyguy was dead.
"DESTROYER!!!" Destroyer turned around to see his arch enemy. RIDDER. "You little ♥♥♥♥. You were BANNED! Im so ready to kick yo ♥♥♥!"
Ridder then pulled out a copy of Sonic.
"What are you doing Ridder!?" Destroyer yelled.
"OH boy, you're going to SUFFER!"
Then in front of Destroyer's eyes Ridder broke the copy of Sonic. Destroyer started to scream and cry and he charged towards Ridder.
"Dumbass..." Ridder whispered as he jumped in the air and pulled out a candy cane. He then threw the candy cane at Destroyer's eyeball and he screamed like the little girl he was. As Destroyer was freaking out, Ridder howled at the moon to summon 100 wolves to eat destroyer up. It only took 10 seconds and Destroyer was gone for good.
Ridder laughed and laughed for hours. He was the last one standing. HE was the winner,(Or SHE whatever...). Then Ridder's laugh became deeper and deeper. It sounded more like an alarm clock. ALL OF A SUDDEN, Sax woke up from his dream.
"It was just a DREAM!? HOW original..." Sax thought.
It may have been all a dream but outside his window he heard a noise. He started to pee himself when he saw eyes. He turned off the lamp but seconds later the lamp was turned on by the mysterious figure. IT WAS BARN! Then Barn lit Sax on fire and Barn jumped out the window and was eaten by a crocodile. THE END!
"Calm down ladies. Only girl i want is my saxophone."
After that he continued to play when he heard a ticking. His eyes flashed and he jumped out of the stool in time to see the Bar burn down.
"WTF!?" Sax yelled.
He then pulled out two Uzis and looked down the street. He saw a figure and was shocked. It was four strapped with hundreds of gernades, two rocket launchers and a stick. four threw all his gernades at a rapid motion. Sax shot all the gernades and ran out of ammo. Then four shot his two rockets at Sax. Sax ran towards four and jumped on top of the rockets. four pulled out his stick and stabbed Sax in the chest. It hurt a lot but Sax managed to kick four in the teeth and knock him out. He then grabbed a nearby rock and shoved it down his throat.
" Hope you enjoyed that foo" Sax got up and started to go home when a bunny hoped towards him. "What a cute.." then the bunny yelled BYE BIATCH! and then it blew up.
Sax was destroyed and all that was left was his hat. MoD came out of the shadows and picked up Sax's hat.
"Looks better on me" Mod started skipping away when he heard crying.
It was Usu! Usu was holding two knives and no clothes.
"YOU GONNA DIE BEEEEETCH!" yelled Usu.
MoD was shocked at seeing him naked that he could not move. Then Usu started to scream in Venezuelan and began to slash at Mod. MoD's final words were..
" Heh... its SOOO small. "
After that, Usu eliminated Mod. Usu then started laughing like a maniac. Then Redlink started laughing at him from behind a streetpole.
"Hello there buddy! Sorry but you have to die now." Red was flipping a coin and said "If it's head you die. If it's Tails, you die TWICE!"
With that Red charged at Usu with his two Katanas and sliced him up in two seconds. Usu was still alive and laughing. Red put him out of his misery. No one was left. Red has won. OR SO HE THOUGHT! When from on top of a building jumped out Python. But Python fails so much that he broke his legs. Red laughed and kicked him in his COJONES! Red walked down the street whistling to Don't stop Believing when a bullet was shot from across the street. Red blocked it with his sword and yelled "Come out you COWARD!"
From the far end of the street came a monster no one believe it was true. It was RUNOUW! "Aww ♥♥♥♥..." Redlink said in fear. Runouw was a 100 foot beast with lasers as arms and a tank below his waist. Runouw stared at Redlink and simply smiled.
"You sir, are not going to survive long. PREPARE TO DIE!"
Runouw rolled up to Red at light speed and Red dodged being ran over. He took out his Katanas to go attack Runouw but Runouw shot his lasers at Red. Red was hit in his left arm and could not continue. Runouw simply laughed and ripped Red open. He then threw him away in the garbage can. Runouw was finished with his job when all of sudden he heard ticking from the back of his head. SHYGUY put a bomb right there and was already running away.
"NOOOO!!" Runouw yelled and then blew up. Lawl noob.
Shyguy then started to dance. As Shyguy was dancing, a cry was heard from afar. Shyguy stopped and he looked everywhere.
"YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME!? YOU GUYS WERE WRONG!"
Shyguy thought to himself.. "No it CANT BE!"
Then DESTROYER jumped out of the building and landed on the street behind Shyguy. He then started to punch Shyguy in the ribs in a quick motion and poured poison down his throat.
"I've always HATED pokemon." And with that, Shyguy was dead.
"DESTROYER!!!" Destroyer turned around to see his arch enemy. RIDDER. "You little ♥♥♥♥. You were BANNED! Im so ready to kick yo ♥♥♥!"
Ridder then pulled out a copy of Sonic.
"What are you doing Ridder!?" Destroyer yelled.
"OH boy, you're going to SUFFER!"
Then in front of Destroyer's eyes Ridder broke the copy of Sonic. Destroyer started to scream and cry and he charged towards Ridder.
"Dumbass..." Ridder whispered as he jumped in the air and pulled out a candy cane. He then threw the candy cane at Destroyer's eyeball and he screamed like the little girl he was. As Destroyer was freaking out, Ridder howled at the moon to summon 100 wolves to eat destroyer up. It only took 10 seconds and Destroyer was gone for good.
Ridder laughed and laughed for hours. He was the last one standing. HE was the winner,(Or SHE whatever...). Then Ridder's laugh became deeper and deeper. It sounded more like an alarm clock. ALL OF A SUDDEN, Sax woke up from his dream.
"It was just a DREAM!? HOW original..." Sax thought.
It may have been all a dream but outside his window he heard a noise. He started to pee himself when he saw eyes. He turned off the lamp but seconds later the lamp was turned on by the mysterious figure. IT WAS BARN! Then Barn lit Sax on fire and Barn jumped out the window and was eaten by a crocodile. THE END!
STORY 3- WTF?
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four fell off a mountain the end.
STORY 4- The story where stuff happens. Also, death and a kitty.
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MoD was in a yoga class doing some yoga stuff. I don't know what Yoga stuff is, ask him! Anyways, as he was in his routine a hot asian girl came up next to him. MoD started to pee himself when he saw the face of the asian girl. It was a BOOBY TRAP! He leaped back and saw the asian girl blow up. Behind the smoke was none other than four. four was wearing full white and carrying a banana in one hand and kool aid in the other. MoD wasn't going to let four win so he brought out his two whips made of the tears of orphans. Then four gave the banana to MoD and ran away giggling. Mod was like WTF? When ZOMGS a gorilla landed on MoD. MoD was squashed to death by a hairy ape and four was dancing. four ran outside while drinking his kool-aid to the nearest blockbuster to rent Sex in the City when he saw a homeless man playing the saxaphone with a hat near him. He thought he was pretty good so he decided to throw in some money in the hat. As he got closer the homeless man showed four his saxaphone. As four looked inside the saxaphone a bullet came out of the hole and it went through four's skull. four dropped dead and the homeless man took off his disguise.
It was BRITNEY SPEARS! No wait, that is wrong. It was MR. SAX MAN! Or Sax for short. He continued to use his epic skeelz on the sax when he heard a howl from far away. It was Red standing far away with an army of Wolves. He howled at the moon and all the wolves started to growl at sax. He threw away his Saxaphone and pulled out two flutes. Yes his weapons are music instruments. Don't like it then GTFO! He then started to play like a maniac on the flutes and the wolves started to cry. Red was confused and then all the wolves started to run away. Red grunted and pulled out a sword made out of cardboard. REAL SWORDS ARE TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE! Sax threw away his flutes and pulled out a traingle. He played it with such grace, with such epicness, with such SKEELZ. It was purely amazing and would make anyone cry. Red got bored and kicked Sax in the nuts.
Sax grunted like a little girl and Red walked away when he heard OH YEAH! He turned around to see four crash out of a brick wall. But four failed so much that he crashed out of a brick wall in China. So he then took a bus and plane to where this epic battle was going on (which is Epic states of Awesomeness) and he stared at Red. He stared and STARED at Red. Red was like 0.o but four KEPT ON STARING. Red started to bleed from his eyes and then he blew up. four then laughed and walked away. He was whistling Eye of the Tiger when he tripped on a bug. He then cursed at the bug when STB(ShadowtheBowser) transformed into his human self. Yes STB WAS the bug. Then four started to cry and hold his knee. Stb was like wtf and just flew away.
As STB was flying away he got shot down by an 18 yr old drunk. His name was VENEXIS. Ven started to babble words that STB could NOT understand. Ven continued to talk and talk when ALL OF A SUDDEN OMFG he grabbed a bottle out of his pants and smashed it against STB's head. Ven then went to the nearest bar and got REALLY drunk when he started to pick on someone smaller than him. Then the Midget got mad and knifed Ven in the gut. Ven's final words were not understandable so really not important. The guy in the coat and shades walked out of the bar into the streets and took of his clothes. He then went naked running into the streets screaming "Tickle my Pickle". It was the one and only... RUNOUW!
As Runouw continued running through the streets like a mad man, he heard someone yell at him. He stopped and turned around to see MK aiming a sniper rifle at his head. The OTHER head you sicko. He was lying on the street smoking a cigar and finally spoke. "You're banned, ♥♥♥♥♥!"
He then pulled the trigger and Runouw got owned. Runouw's body fell to the ground in the middle of a bloody mess and MK smiled. He started to get up when all of a sudden he got ran over. No ♥♥♥♥, he was just LYING in the middle of the street. The owner of the car was... Pause for dramatic effect(Get reference and you win)...
Blab. He got out of his big truck holding a rocket launcher and two shot guns. He was wearing a long brown coat and black pants. He stared at Runouw's dead body and smiled. "We know you're not dead you liar! Show us your TRUE FORM!" Blab yelled at the dead Runouw.
All of a sudden Runouw's body started to move and transform. It started to change color and size. After a such horrible and disgusting transformation, Runouw's true form was shown. He transformed into..... a little kitty.
Blab went up to Runouw and picked him up. They both got in his car and drove away to get ice cream. Aww how nice. Anyways, after Ice Cream Runouw laughed and transformed into a dragon. He lit Blab on fire who then shot his rocket launcher at Runouw's body. They both died in a giant bloody mess. What a happy ending. THE END. ;-;
It was BRITNEY SPEARS! No wait, that is wrong. It was MR. SAX MAN! Or Sax for short. He continued to use his epic skeelz on the sax when he heard a howl from far away. It was Red standing far away with an army of Wolves. He howled at the moon and all the wolves started to growl at sax. He threw away his Saxaphone and pulled out two flutes. Yes his weapons are music instruments. Don't like it then GTFO! He then started to play like a maniac on the flutes and the wolves started to cry. Red was confused and then all the wolves started to run away. Red grunted and pulled out a sword made out of cardboard. REAL SWORDS ARE TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE! Sax threw away his flutes and pulled out a traingle. He played it with such grace, with such epicness, with such SKEELZ. It was purely amazing and would make anyone cry. Red got bored and kicked Sax in the nuts.
Sax grunted like a little girl and Red walked away when he heard OH YEAH! He turned around to see four crash out of a brick wall. But four failed so much that he crashed out of a brick wall in China. So he then took a bus and plane to where this epic battle was going on (which is Epic states of Awesomeness) and he stared at Red. He stared and STARED at Red. Red was like 0.o but four KEPT ON STARING. Red started to bleed from his eyes and then he blew up. four then laughed and walked away. He was whistling Eye of the Tiger when he tripped on a bug. He then cursed at the bug when STB(ShadowtheBowser) transformed into his human self. Yes STB WAS the bug. Then four started to cry and hold his knee. Stb was like wtf and just flew away.
As STB was flying away he got shot down by an 18 yr old drunk. His name was VENEXIS. Ven started to babble words that STB could NOT understand. Ven continued to talk and talk when ALL OF A SUDDEN OMFG he grabbed a bottle out of his pants and smashed it against STB's head. Ven then went to the nearest bar and got REALLY drunk when he started to pick on someone smaller than him. Then the Midget got mad and knifed Ven in the gut. Ven's final words were not understandable so really not important. The guy in the coat and shades walked out of the bar into the streets and took of his clothes. He then went naked running into the streets screaming "Tickle my Pickle". It was the one and only... RUNOUW!
As Runouw continued running through the streets like a mad man, he heard someone yell at him. He stopped and turned around to see MK aiming a sniper rifle at his head. The OTHER head you sicko. He was lying on the street smoking a cigar and finally spoke. "You're banned, ♥♥♥♥♥!"
He then pulled the trigger and Runouw got owned. Runouw's body fell to the ground in the middle of a bloody mess and MK smiled. He started to get up when all of a sudden he got ran over. No ♥♥♥♥, he was just LYING in the middle of the street. The owner of the car was... Pause for dramatic effect(Get reference and you win)...
Blab. He got out of his big truck holding a rocket launcher and two shot guns. He was wearing a long brown coat and black pants. He stared at Runouw's dead body and smiled. "We know you're not dead you liar! Show us your TRUE FORM!" Blab yelled at the dead Runouw.
All of a sudden Runouw's body started to move and transform. It started to change color and size. After a such horrible and disgusting transformation, Runouw's true form was shown. He transformed into..... a little kitty.
Blab went up to Runouw and picked him up. They both got in his car and drove away to get ice cream. Aww how nice. Anyways, after Ice Cream Runouw laughed and transformed into a dragon. He lit Blab on fire who then shot his rocket launcher at Runouw's body. They both died in a giant bloody mess. What a happy ending. THE END. ;-;
STORY 5- WHERE THE HELL DOES four LIVE?!
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four went to buy ice cream. The ice cream man laughed and stopped. four like a fat kid giggled and waved his money in the ice cream mans face! "I want a lemonade flavored Ice Cream PLEASE!" four said with glee in his voice. "Okay Kid! JUST FOR YOU " Then the ice cream man went to the pack and took 4 minutes to get the ice cream. "THANK YOU!" as the ice cream man left. four licked the ice cream and saw a kid. "Hey kid! Wanna try my lemonade ice cream?" four asked nicely. "Um... Lemonade ice cream is banned in *INSERT fours LOCATION HERE*" said the kid as he skipped along into the street and got eaten by a walrus. four was like 0.o then smelled the ice cream. IT THEN BLEW UP! THE END
STORY 6 - The Naked Time Traveler
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It was a Friday Night. Everyone was in their houses safe and warm. Except for one cold killer wanting revenge. VENEXIS. *DUH DUH DUH!* On his left hand he was holding a knife. In his right hand a list. This list was the whole point of why he was standing outside in the rain alone in the dark. For reals like without this list he would not have a purpose so this story would have never been created. But shut up he has the list. Anyways, in this list was the name of 5 people. Not very IMPORTANT people but people who have affected Ven in a way that he can not let go of. 1.fourinone 2.Mr_saxMan 3.MessengerOfDreams 4. Jelloman44 5.REDLINK It was in the order of who was going to DIE first. What did you think? He was going to bake them cookies? Lawl you suck. Anyways, Ven's eye grew with hate and went to the first user's house. FOUR'S! Oh for some reason they all live in the same neighborhood even though in real life they are countries away. Ven got to four's house and saw him watching Tv through the window. He had a bowl of popcorn and was laughing and crying. Ven broke down his door and four pissed himself. Ven saw the Tv and saw that four was watching Glee.
Ven wasn't sure to either laugh or stay there freaked out for longer.
"Um!!" four said in a hurry and changed the channel to football!
"What in the name of SCIENCE were you watching?!" asked Ven in a worried and scared voice.
"I was watching me some MANBALL! YEA!! Wait... That sounds wrong 0.o" four said in a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that he was watching Glee.
"Anyways enough small talk! You're going to die because of what you did to me in Camp Doogleballs!" Ven yelled with anger.
"You can't and won't kill me!" yelled four as he went into the basement to get something. OMGWTFBBQ! It was a flamethrower! "PREPARE TO DIE VEN!" four yelled in laughter!
As four sprayed the flames all over the house he was still laughing. The house only had seconds to fall down but four didnt care. He just wanted Ven dead. As four stopped laughing he saw Ven out side of the house looking at him through the window. "SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIII-" yelled four as the house fell on him. Ven checked out four's name on the list and headed to his next enemies house.Mr_SaxMan! Ven used his flying abilities to get there in 5 seconds because writing that Ven was walking there would be really boring and had no point like what im writing right now there is no point to this but im still writing it! Okay Ven went inside his house but it was dark. Ven heard laughter from upstairs so he grabbed his knife and went upstairs. He opened the door to the room with the laughter and saw Saxon the Computer. Ven got close enough behind him to see that his was playing World of Warcraft! "Are you effing serious!?" yelled Ven as Sax startled from his seat. "Uh!!" Sax studered
Then Sax did the only reasonable thing to do when someone catches you playing W.O.W in the dark. He jumped out the window! "Well that was easy 0.o" said Ven as he checked out Saxs Name. But before Ven goes to kill MOD he logged onto runouw.com to tell people what he was doing. Venexis- HEY GUYS! I just finished killing four and sax! wish me luck against MOD! As Ven wrote that he went outside to Mods House. As he reached his house he heard crying. Ven heard it from behind a tree. Ven hold his knife tight and went behind the tree. As he was ready to slice and dice he saw a baby Squirrel. "What? I swear i heard-" but before Ven finished the crazy animal started to jump at Ven. Ven dodged the crazy and maybe rabies infected animal. But Ven wasnt to fast as the animal bit one of Vens *OUCHIES* "AH!!!" Ven yelled as he fell to the floor. " HAHAHA! You fell right into my trap you N0ob!" yelled Mod as he came down from the tree. "I knew you were coming dummy You wrote in the Runouw Chat -.-" Mod said. Ven wanted to say something but he was in to much pain. "Now lets go take you somewhere... ENJOYABLE!" Mod laughed as he tied up Ven and dragged him to his backyard. TO BE CONTINUED.....
TO BE CONTINUED.... RIGHT NOW! MOD dragged ven into his Backyard and opened the door to his Basement. He threw ven down there and he turned on the lights. Ven opened his eyes to see a Stereo and a pair of Headphones. "What.... What are you going to do to me?" Ven asked as he was still in pain. Mod chuckled as he grabbed ven, put him next to the stereo and put on him the pair of Headphones. Mod pressed Play and started to laugh as the song started. "BABY BABY BABY OHH!!! BABY BABY!" Is what Ven heard. Ven started to scream and cry but Mod didnt care. Vens eyes started to bleed and he started to vomit. The song finished and Mod went to press play again when OMFGWTFBBQ Ven kicked the stereo from the chair it was on and it broke. Mod didnt have enough time to think when Ven broke the rope and punched Mod in the face. He started to bleed from his nose. "Ima...Ima go tell my MOM! MOMMY!!" Mod yelled as he went to grab his Mother. But Ven was quick. He grabbed the Headphones and threw it at his Head. He fell down the stairs and broke his legs and arms. Then Ven went so violent on Mod that if i posted the cruel things he did i would be banned. Ven checked off his Name from the list and went to get Jello.
Ven was really tired after killing 3 people so he went to Starbucks. He ordered a frapachinolatenacho I dont know wtf you call them! Anyways as he was sitting there enjoying his "THING" he saw someone in a coat looking at him. "You have a problem BRO!? Come at me BRO come at ME!" yelled Ven as he dropped his coffee. "Our time to fight will come later..." said the mysterious man as he walked outside. He was walking away in a cool sly movement as he tripped over a rock. "son of a BEIBER!!" yelled the man as he got up and walked away. Ven finished his drink and got ready. Ven reached Jellos House and knocked on the door. Jello opened the door. "Yeah?" asked Jello. "Im here to kill you -.-" Said ven. "Uh... Can you make it Tuesday? I have a HUUGE test this weekend and if i dont pass my parents will feed me to the Zombie in the basement." said Jello in a boring @$$ voice. "....................... Okay then " said ven. Ven went to Hawaii and a volcano erupted and killed Him. THE END! NAH!.... Anyways 3 days passed and Ven went back to Jellos House. He knocked again. "Hey Ven I passed with 100%!!!" yelled jello in excitement! "Thats great for you!" But im here to kill you -.-" Said ven. "Damn it... Well come into my house. Ill bake you some cookies." Said Jello as he grabbed Ven by the Arm. 20 minutes passed and the cookies were done. "Try them! They were made with LOOOOVE " Jello said as he quietly laughed to himself. Ven saw him laughing so he took a fake bite and started to fake cough. He fell to the ground and Jello started LOL'ING. "HAHA! I didnt make them with LOVE i made them with HATE!" Jello said as he kicked Ven in the Face. Ven got up and grabbed Jellos Pet dog named Snuffles and threw it at him. Jello was knocked out and Ven grabbed jello and put him in the Oven. Jello yeleld and yelled but it was too late. Ven checked out his name and got ready for his last challenge. REDLINK!
Ven went into his Twitter and wrote "LIKE ZOMGS IMA BOUT TO KILL RED!" He put away his phone and went to Reds House. His house was surrounded by a water infested with Sharks, Electric eels, and crocodiles. In front of his house was robot babies with machine guns locked onto ven. On top of Reds house was flying unicorns made out of mnms armed with gernade launchers. Ven gulped as he thought on how to pass all of this. As he took his first step he heard a "Over here Stranger" Ven walked over there because thats the first thing you do when you hear a strange old man whispering to you to follow him. "Im Reds Janitor, you can take the back door" said Scruffy the Janitor. (Plus 500 points if you get the reference) Ven took the back door and he saw Red sitting on his throne. "Dont tell me Scruffy told you about the back door.." Red asked. "Yeah he did"Ven said smiling. "OMFG! I swear i have no idea why i have not fired him. You know how long it took me to find these Unicorns!? And ROBOT BABIES!? OMG WHATEVER. Anyways I read your Tweet... Are you ready to right Ven?" asked Red as he took out his battleaxe. "I was born READY! Also was born with a third Leg but dont tell anyone :3" Ven said as he took out his knife. "Please BOY! Take this!" Red threw a Battleaxe at Ven and he caught it with NINJA SKEELS!. They both charged at each other and the battle lasted 40 seconds. The OMFGWTFBBQ Red grabbed Ven with his third arm! "Where did you get a third ARM!?" asked Ven as he was being choked by Red. "Umm... Ebay -.-" Red said as he threw Ven outside of his house.
Red was going to kill Ven as a knife went through Reds Back. "I.. I CANT DIE!! Im the writer of this STORY!!" Then Red blew up. The man who killed Red was the mysterious man at Starbucks. "WAIT!" Yelled Ven but the man got away. "Well I think that's it" said Ven as he checked off Red's name. Now your wondering why Ven wanted to kill these people. HERES A FLASHBACK!! 1. Ven wanted to kill four because he stole the last cookie from the cookie jar. 2. Ven wanted to kill Sax because Sax beat Ven in an underground breakdancing competition. 3. Ven wanted to kill MoD because he took a picture of Ven naked and posted it on the internet. 4. Ven wanted to kill Jello because Jello landed on Mars before Ven. And finally 5. Ven wanted to kill Red because Red beat Ven in tic-tac-toe. So yeah Ven wanted to kill everyone because they all beat him in something and instead of accepting the fact that he fails he goes on a rambo rampage to kill them all. Ven went home to see his house on fire. Standing in front of it was the mysterious man but he was no longer wearing the coat. He turned around and Ven saw his FACE! "Ri..Ri..RIDDER!!?" said Ven with a surprise. "Yes FOOL! Now prepare to die!!!" Ridder started screaming in French and threw Rocks at Ven. One rock hit ven in the head and he started to cry. Ven then took out his Battleaxe given to him by Red and went to kill Ridder. They were both equally matched and the battle could not finish.
Then a man who was naked wearing rollerblades and a feathered hat gave Ven a banana. "Use it wisely!" said the man as he skipped along. "Da fuu? "Ridder and Ven said. Then OMFGWTFBBQ Ven threw the banana at Ridder and it did....... Absolutely nothing. Ridder then Grabbed ven and stuffed rocks down his throat. Ven was dead. Everyone was dead. Only Ridder was left standing. Then the Banana started to glow and Ridder screamed. Everything turned white and the world started to flash. "Congratulations Mr and Mrs Vens. Its a BOY!" said the doctor as he delivered baby Ven to his parents. So the world went back in time thanks to a Naked Rollerblader. THE END
Ven wasn't sure to either laugh or stay there freaked out for longer.
"Um!!" four said in a hurry and changed the channel to football!
"What in the name of SCIENCE were you watching?!" asked Ven in a worried and scared voice.
"I was watching me some MANBALL! YEA!! Wait... That sounds wrong 0.o" four said in a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that he was watching Glee.
"Anyways enough small talk! You're going to die because of what you did to me in Camp Doogleballs!" Ven yelled with anger.
"You can't and won't kill me!" yelled four as he went into the basement to get something. OMGWTFBBQ! It was a flamethrower! "PREPARE TO DIE VEN!" four yelled in laughter!
As four sprayed the flames all over the house he was still laughing. The house only had seconds to fall down but four didnt care. He just wanted Ven dead. As four stopped laughing he saw Ven out side of the house looking at him through the window. "SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIII-" yelled four as the house fell on him. Ven checked out four's name on the list and headed to his next enemies house.Mr_SaxMan! Ven used his flying abilities to get there in 5 seconds because writing that Ven was walking there would be really boring and had no point like what im writing right now there is no point to this but im still writing it! Okay Ven went inside his house but it was dark. Ven heard laughter from upstairs so he grabbed his knife and went upstairs. He opened the door to the room with the laughter and saw Saxon the Computer. Ven got close enough behind him to see that his was playing World of Warcraft! "Are you effing serious!?" yelled Ven as Sax startled from his seat. "Uh!!" Sax studered
Then Sax did the only reasonable thing to do when someone catches you playing W.O.W in the dark. He jumped out the window! "Well that was easy 0.o" said Ven as he checked out Saxs Name. But before Ven goes to kill MOD he logged onto runouw.com to tell people what he was doing. Venexis- HEY GUYS! I just finished killing four and sax! wish me luck against MOD! As Ven wrote that he went outside to Mods House. As he reached his house he heard crying. Ven heard it from behind a tree. Ven hold his knife tight and went behind the tree. As he was ready to slice and dice he saw a baby Squirrel. "What? I swear i heard-" but before Ven finished the crazy animal started to jump at Ven. Ven dodged the crazy and maybe rabies infected animal. But Ven wasnt to fast as the animal bit one of Vens *OUCHIES* "AH!!!" Ven yelled as he fell to the floor. " HAHAHA! You fell right into my trap you N0ob!" yelled Mod as he came down from the tree. "I knew you were coming dummy You wrote in the Runouw Chat -.-" Mod said. Ven wanted to say something but he was in to much pain. "Now lets go take you somewhere... ENJOYABLE!" Mod laughed as he tied up Ven and dragged him to his backyard. TO BE CONTINUED.....
TO BE CONTINUED.... RIGHT NOW! MOD dragged ven into his Backyard and opened the door to his Basement. He threw ven down there and he turned on the lights. Ven opened his eyes to see a Stereo and a pair of Headphones. "What.... What are you going to do to me?" Ven asked as he was still in pain. Mod chuckled as he grabbed ven, put him next to the stereo and put on him the pair of Headphones. Mod pressed Play and started to laugh as the song started. "BABY BABY BABY OHH!!! BABY BABY!" Is what Ven heard. Ven started to scream and cry but Mod didnt care. Vens eyes started to bleed and he started to vomit. The song finished and Mod went to press play again when OMFGWTFBBQ Ven kicked the stereo from the chair it was on and it broke. Mod didnt have enough time to think when Ven broke the rope and punched Mod in the face. He started to bleed from his nose. "Ima...Ima go tell my MOM! MOMMY!!" Mod yelled as he went to grab his Mother. But Ven was quick. He grabbed the Headphones and threw it at his Head. He fell down the stairs and broke his legs and arms. Then Ven went so violent on Mod that if i posted the cruel things he did i would be banned. Ven checked off his Name from the list and went to get Jello.
Ven was really tired after killing 3 people so he went to Starbucks. He ordered a frapachinolatenacho I dont know wtf you call them! Anyways as he was sitting there enjoying his "THING" he saw someone in a coat looking at him. "You have a problem BRO!? Come at me BRO come at ME!" yelled Ven as he dropped his coffee. "Our time to fight will come later..." said the mysterious man as he walked outside. He was walking away in a cool sly movement as he tripped over a rock. "son of a BEIBER!!" yelled the man as he got up and walked away. Ven finished his drink and got ready. Ven reached Jellos House and knocked on the door. Jello opened the door. "Yeah?" asked Jello. "Im here to kill you -.-" Said ven. "Uh... Can you make it Tuesday? I have a HUUGE test this weekend and if i dont pass my parents will feed me to the Zombie in the basement." said Jello in a boring @$$ voice. "....................... Okay then " said ven. Ven went to Hawaii and a volcano erupted and killed Him. THE END! NAH!.... Anyways 3 days passed and Ven went back to Jellos House. He knocked again. "Hey Ven I passed with 100%!!!" yelled jello in excitement! "Thats great for you!" But im here to kill you -.-" Said ven. "Damn it... Well come into my house. Ill bake you some cookies." Said Jello as he grabbed Ven by the Arm. 20 minutes passed and the cookies were done. "Try them! They were made with LOOOOVE " Jello said as he quietly laughed to himself. Ven saw him laughing so he took a fake bite and started to fake cough. He fell to the ground and Jello started LOL'ING. "HAHA! I didnt make them with LOVE i made them with HATE!" Jello said as he kicked Ven in the Face. Ven got up and grabbed Jellos Pet dog named Snuffles and threw it at him. Jello was knocked out and Ven grabbed jello and put him in the Oven. Jello yeleld and yelled but it was too late. Ven checked out his name and got ready for his last challenge. REDLINK!
Ven went into his Twitter and wrote "LIKE ZOMGS IMA BOUT TO KILL RED!" He put away his phone and went to Reds House. His house was surrounded by a water infested with Sharks, Electric eels, and crocodiles. In front of his house was robot babies with machine guns locked onto ven. On top of Reds house was flying unicorns made out of mnms armed with gernade launchers. Ven gulped as he thought on how to pass all of this. As he took his first step he heard a "Over here Stranger" Ven walked over there because thats the first thing you do when you hear a strange old man whispering to you to follow him. "Im Reds Janitor, you can take the back door" said Scruffy the Janitor. (Plus 500 points if you get the reference) Ven took the back door and he saw Red sitting on his throne. "Dont tell me Scruffy told you about the back door.." Red asked. "Yeah he did"Ven said smiling. "OMFG! I swear i have no idea why i have not fired him. You know how long it took me to find these Unicorns!? And ROBOT BABIES!? OMG WHATEVER. Anyways I read your Tweet... Are you ready to right Ven?" asked Red as he took out his battleaxe. "I was born READY! Also was born with a third Leg but dont tell anyone :3" Ven said as he took out his knife. "Please BOY! Take this!" Red threw a Battleaxe at Ven and he caught it with NINJA SKEELS!. They both charged at each other and the battle lasted 40 seconds. The OMFGWTFBBQ Red grabbed Ven with his third arm! "Where did you get a third ARM!?" asked Ven as he was being choked by Red. "Umm... Ebay -.-" Red said as he threw Ven outside of his house.
Red was going to kill Ven as a knife went through Reds Back. "I.. I CANT DIE!! Im the writer of this STORY!!" Then Red blew up. The man who killed Red was the mysterious man at Starbucks. "WAIT!" Yelled Ven but the man got away. "Well I think that's it" said Ven as he checked off Red's name. Now your wondering why Ven wanted to kill these people. HERES A FLASHBACK!! 1. Ven wanted to kill four because he stole the last cookie from the cookie jar. 2. Ven wanted to kill Sax because Sax beat Ven in an underground breakdancing competition. 3. Ven wanted to kill MoD because he took a picture of Ven naked and posted it on the internet. 4. Ven wanted to kill Jello because Jello landed on Mars before Ven. And finally 5. Ven wanted to kill Red because Red beat Ven in tic-tac-toe. So yeah Ven wanted to kill everyone because they all beat him in something and instead of accepting the fact that he fails he goes on a rambo rampage to kill them all. Ven went home to see his house on fire. Standing in front of it was the mysterious man but he was no longer wearing the coat. He turned around and Ven saw his FACE! "Ri..Ri..RIDDER!!?" said Ven with a surprise. "Yes FOOL! Now prepare to die!!!" Ridder started screaming in French and threw Rocks at Ven. One rock hit ven in the head and he started to cry. Ven then took out his Battleaxe given to him by Red and went to kill Ridder. They were both equally matched and the battle could not finish.
Then a man who was naked wearing rollerblades and a feathered hat gave Ven a banana. "Use it wisely!" said the man as he skipped along. "Da fuu? "Ridder and Ven said. Then OMFGWTFBBQ Ven threw the banana at Ridder and it did....... Absolutely nothing. Ridder then Grabbed ven and stuffed rocks down his throat. Ven was dead. Everyone was dead. Only Ridder was left standing. Then the Banana started to glow and Ridder screamed. Everything turned white and the world started to flash. "Congratulations Mr and Mrs Vens. Its a BOY!" said the doctor as he delivered baby Ven to his parents. So the world went back in time thanks to a Naked Rollerblader. THE END
Story 7- Jello Story Why is It bloody? Part 1
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Jello was walking down the road in the Desert. This Desert has no name. Except the No name desert. Yet its not the name of the No name desert. STFU! Okay he was wearing a bamboo hat with a long brown coat with black shoes of death and he was holding a bloody sword,he was dragging the sword down the road as he walked leaving a bloody path behind him. He had green eyes and brown rebel hair hanging down his face. As an extra weapon he carried a knife in his left leg covered by a small holder. He didnt want to turn back to face his problems. As he kept on walking not knowing his destination he saw a small town in the distance. He put away his sword and covered his face with his coat as he walked towards the town. The citizens stared at Jello with menacing eyes of hate and fear. He went to the Bar and ordered a beer.
A tall man wearing a long dark coat with spiked boots holding a gun in one hand and a beer in the other asked Jello what was his name and whats of his Nature. "Im Jello, and my nature is none of your concern mister" Jello said as he drank his Beer. This Man chuckled and put down his beer next to Jello. He whispered in Jello's ear. "I saw you from far away. That sword of yours is bloody. Why is that Jello?" he asked wanting to get some information out of Jello. Jello responded " As i said Mister, none of your concerns. Thanks for the beer. Heres a tip." He then flicked a quarter at the Bartender when the Man shot the quarter. "I told you to tell me why your sword is bloody JELLO!!" yelled the man as he pointed the gun at Jellos head. Jello stood up from his seat and said "I cant tell you why its bloody. But i can assure you..." Then Jello pulled out his sword. "Its about to get even more bloodier" To be continued...
A tall man wearing a long dark coat with spiked boots holding a gun in one hand and a beer in the other asked Jello what was his name and whats of his Nature. "Im Jello, and my nature is none of your concern mister" Jello said as he drank his Beer. This Man chuckled and put down his beer next to Jello. He whispered in Jello's ear. "I saw you from far away. That sword of yours is bloody. Why is that Jello?" he asked wanting to get some information out of Jello. Jello responded " As i said Mister, none of your concerns. Thanks for the beer. Heres a tip." He then flicked a quarter at the Bartender when the Man shot the quarter. "I told you to tell me why your sword is bloody JELLO!!" yelled the man as he pointed the gun at Jellos head. Jello stood up from his seat and said "I cant tell you why its bloody. But i can assure you..." Then Jello pulled out his sword. "Its about to get even more bloodier" To be continued...
STORY 8- Jello Story The Swords Death List. Part 2
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"You have a death wish boy?" questioned the man while still pointing the gun at Jello. "You are either brave or crazy" the Man said as he laughed. "Mister... Ive done some bad things in my past. Things that no one can forgive me for. This sword has seen more blood than a normal human can handle to see at once. I'm more than crazy mister." Jello chuckled as he pointed his sword at the man. "Meet me outside if you want to die" said the Man as he started to walk out the door. "Before you leave, may i ask whats your name?" Jello asked. "If you need to know before you die. It's RIDDER." Ridder said. "Good. Now i can write your name on my sword to show that I killed you with it." Jello said with such confidence. The man laughed and walked out the door. Jello went over to pick up the quarter and gave it to the Bartender that was hiding under the table. Jello walked out and saw the man ready to shoot Jello. "PREPARE TO DIE!" yelled Ridder as he shot at Jello with blinding speed. In time Jello pulled out his sword and deflected all the bullets. A bullet ricocheted and got Ridder in the left shoulder. He groaned in pain and was reloading when Jello charged at him.
Blood splattered everywhere as Jello cut off his head. Ridders body fell with a thump and Jello put away his sword. He walked out of town leaving the body behind and everyone in fear. Its been 2 hours and Jello was hungry. He found a snake and stabbed him. He made a campfire and cooked the snake meat. It wasn't the best thing he has eaten but it was for survival. As he was sitting in the Desert, cold and alone, he took out two pictures. One was of a gorgeous red haired girl smiling. In the back of the Photo was written " Don't ever be afraid to tell me anything. I will ALWAYS love you. Your wife- Rein." Jello tried to hold back tears as he saw the other Photo. It was a of a 7 year old girl with a rose in her hair. She looked exactly like her mother and in the back was written " You are the best Daddy ever! I want you to always be with me. Your daughter- Sally." Jello put away the photos and pulled out the knife that is attached next to his right leg. He pulled out his sword and wrote on it RIDDER. " Heh... It looks perfect next to VENEXIS" To be continued...
Blood splattered everywhere as Jello cut off his head. Ridders body fell with a thump and Jello put away his sword. He walked out of town leaving the body behind and everyone in fear. Its been 2 hours and Jello was hungry. He found a snake and stabbed him. He made a campfire and cooked the snake meat. It wasn't the best thing he has eaten but it was for survival. As he was sitting in the Desert, cold and alone, he took out two pictures. One was of a gorgeous red haired girl smiling. In the back of the Photo was written " Don't ever be afraid to tell me anything. I will ALWAYS love you. Your wife- Rein." Jello tried to hold back tears as he saw the other Photo. It was a of a 7 year old girl with a rose in her hair. She looked exactly like her mother and in the back was written " You are the best Daddy ever! I want you to always be with me. Your daughter- Sally." Jello put away the photos and pulled out the knife that is attached next to his right leg. He pulled out his sword and wrote on it RIDDER. " Heh... It looks perfect next to VENEXIS" To be continued...
Story 9- Jello Story An old Friend. Part 3
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Jello woke up to the burning sun blinding his eyes. He could not go back to town since he killed Ridder and everyone didn't want him there. He looked around for some sort of shelter and did not find anything. He walked for hours in the No Name Desert and passed out due to the heat. As he laid on the floor, a man wearing full black came and dragged him into a small wooden house. Jello woke up and saw his sword was gone. Jello panicked and started looking everywhere for his sword. He then started to see pictures of him on the walls. "What the hell?..." Jello said with a confused tone. He went into one of the rooms and saw blood everywhere. On the bed was a body with no arms with a note attached to his body. Jello went slowly to grab it and read it. " Hello Jello. Hey that rhymes!! Anyways, you may have forgotten about me but i have not about you. Where you are is my home. You are wondering why its so bloody? Lets just say... Your WIFE payed a visit. If you want to find me walk 10 miles due north and you will see a barn. I can't wait to see you again." No name was on the letter. Jello ripped apart the letter and yelled " NO!!!" He could not believe and WON'T believe that his wife is dead.
He found his sword in the closet and went to the barn. While on the way he thought about who this person could be? He saw the barn and went inside the big wooden doors. He looked everywhere and pulled out his sword. "Hello... FRIEND" said a voice from somewhere inside the barn. Jello turned around and could not find the location of the voice. " Its been a LOONG time Jello dont you think?" the voice said as it got closer. "SHOW YOURSELF!" Jello yelled holding his sword in case of something happens. Out of the shadows came out the man who dragged Jello to the house. He pulled down his hood and revealed his face. "No..." Jello said as he lowered his sword. " Miss me?" Venexis said. "You... Your supposed to be DEAD! How are you alive?" Jello asked. "Yes I AM supposed to be dead when you decided to KILL your Best Friend!" Ven shouted with so much anger as he pulled out his sword. " After you stabbed me in the chest in Light city, a man dressed in White came and recovered me. He told me that you were a evil person and needed to be stopped. He sent me after you and even sent one of his men to kill you. Ridder? I think that was his name. Did you guys meet?" Ven asked. "Yes... Not a very good fighter. I sliced his head. Anyways, you don't know WHY i had to kill you. Im sorry i did it but i had no other choice!" Jello yelled. "ENOUGH! Prepare to die!" Ven yelled and he charged at Jello.
He found his sword in the closet and went to the barn. While on the way he thought about who this person could be? He saw the barn and went inside the big wooden doors. He looked everywhere and pulled out his sword. "Hello... FRIEND" said a voice from somewhere inside the barn. Jello turned around and could not find the location of the voice. " Its been a LOONG time Jello dont you think?" the voice said as it got closer. "SHOW YOURSELF!" Jello yelled holding his sword in case of something happens. Out of the shadows came out the man who dragged Jello to the house. He pulled down his hood and revealed his face. "No..." Jello said as he lowered his sword. " Miss me?" Venexis said. "You... Your supposed to be DEAD! How are you alive?" Jello asked. "Yes I AM supposed to be dead when you decided to KILL your Best Friend!" Ven shouted with so much anger as he pulled out his sword. " After you stabbed me in the chest in Light city, a man dressed in White came and recovered me. He told me that you were a evil person and needed to be stopped. He sent me after you and even sent one of his men to kill you. Ridder? I think that was his name. Did you guys meet?" Ven asked. "Yes... Not a very good fighter. I sliced his head. Anyways, you don't know WHY i had to kill you. Im sorry i did it but i had no other choice!" Jello yelled. "ENOUGH! Prepare to die!" Ven yelled and he charged at Jello.
STORY 10- Jello Story Why...Part 4
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Ven had so much anger in him that nothing could stop him. Jello pulled out his sword in time to deflect his slash. Ven kicked Jello in the stomach and knocked him into a pile of hay. Jello struggled to get up and Ven jumped on top of Jello. He stabbed his sword straight for Jellos head but Jello dodged and pushed Ven away. "I don't want to kill you! Ven lets talk about this!" Jello pleaded as Ven kept on swinging. "I said enough! Your going to die like I did! Except i didnt die cause that guy in white saved me." Ven said as he went for Jello. They were both sliding swords with each other and then Ven knocked Jellos sword out of his hands. Ven went to grab it when Jello threw his knife at Ven's head. Ven dodged back and Jello ran to get his sword. Ven knocked him down and had him on the floor. Ven was ready to kill him. "Ven DONT! Im Sorry!" Jello yelled. "Why did you want to kill me!? WHY!?" Ven screamed with anger. "My wife and kid. HE was going to kill them." Jello said as he shed a tear.
"What?..." Ven said confused. "I was in a Clan. We were an awful group of people. We killed for money and no one could stop us. While on the road I saw my girl. I married her and had a kid. My wife did not like me being in the clan so I left. Our leader did not take it so well. He kidnapped them and told me to prove that i am Loyal. I did everything he said but he had one final task. He knew you and I were friends so he wanted me to eliminate you to see how far i would go to save them. I had no choice man please forgive me..." Jello said in a low voice due to him being tired from the battle and the desert. "I Cant believe this... NO!!!!" Ven yelled and stabbed his sword 2 inches away from Jellos Head. He pulled Jello up and gave him a smile. "I believe you man... Im So-" As Ven was going to say he was sorry a gunshot was heard. Ven looked down to his chest and blood was coming out. Blood came out from his mouth and he fell to the floor. "NO!!!" Jello yelled as he tried to look where the gunshot came from. A man dressed in full white ran outside of the barn and got on a motorcycle and drove away. "Ven your going to be okay man..." Jello told Ven. "No... Its over. I cant cheat death again. I was sent to kill you. THEY were watching and I failed."Ven said with blood coming out of his mouth. "His name..." Jello said. "WHAT was his NAME!?" Vens final words were "RedLink... His name was Redlink." Then he died in Jello's arms. Jello got up and put on some awesome sunglasses and walked towards the trail of the Motorcycle. "It ends here Red..." To be continued...
"What?..." Ven said confused. "I was in a Clan. We were an awful group of people. We killed for money and no one could stop us. While on the road I saw my girl. I married her and had a kid. My wife did not like me being in the clan so I left. Our leader did not take it so well. He kidnapped them and told me to prove that i am Loyal. I did everything he said but he had one final task. He knew you and I were friends so he wanted me to eliminate you to see how far i would go to save them. I had no choice man please forgive me..." Jello said in a low voice due to him being tired from the battle and the desert. "I Cant believe this... NO!!!!" Ven yelled and stabbed his sword 2 inches away from Jellos Head. He pulled Jello up and gave him a smile. "I believe you man... Im So-" As Ven was going to say he was sorry a gunshot was heard. Ven looked down to his chest and blood was coming out. Blood came out from his mouth and he fell to the floor. "NO!!!" Jello yelled as he tried to look where the gunshot came from. A man dressed in full white ran outside of the barn and got on a motorcycle and drove away. "Ven your going to be okay man..." Jello told Ven. "No... Its over. I cant cheat death again. I was sent to kill you. THEY were watching and I failed."Ven said with blood coming out of his mouth. "His name..." Jello said. "WHAT was his NAME!?" Vens final words were "RedLink... His name was Redlink." Then he died in Jello's arms. Jello got up and put on some awesome sunglasses and walked towards the trail of the Motorcycle. "It ends here Red..." To be continued...
STORY 11- Jello Story THE TOWN. PART 5
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Jello was tired and wanting to give up. He could NOT give up due to Red having his wife and child in danger. Oh and the fact that Ven died in his arms by a shot by RedLink but thats not important . Anyways Jello followed the Motorcycle trail and saw three people dressed in white riding on horses. They had a red circle on the front of their shirt with two swords and an eagle in the middle of the circle. That was Red's Clan's Symbol. "I guess they looking for me." Jello Said. Jello hid behind a rock and waited for the right time to strike. "Over THERE!" Yelled one of the people as they went to where Jello was standing before. They got of the horses and searched for Jello. "Perfect timing." Jello said as he took out his sword. Jello then ran towards the guy to left and sliced his head off. The two reacted slowly as Jello turned around to throw sand at their eyes. They were both blind and Jello took the middle guys sword and stabbed him in the back. He then jumped on top of one of the horses and sliced the last guy's hand off. He yelled in pain. "Tell Red that I'm coming for him and he better have my family in perfect condition" Jello yelled as he threw back the guy's sword next to him. Jello rode to a small town out of the desert. He saw a sign that said " Welcome to BlingTown. Home of the baddest and dangerous criminals in the whole country" Jello laughed at the sign as he rode into the town.
People were staring at him and pointing their guns at him. Jello got off his horse and walked into a building that said "Hotel."As he went inside he saw a motorcycle. He remembered seeing one like that but can't remember where and why. Jello forgot about the motorcycle and went inside the hotel. Jello talked to the front desk guy and asked for a room. "You sure you want to stay in this town mister" asked the guy who's name was Mark. "They will eat you alive in your sleep. You better be careful" Mark kept on saying. "I think i can handle on my own Mark." Jello smirked as he got his room key and went upstairs to his room. A dirty bed with rats on it, a broken window, and a bathroom with no sink. "Heh... Better than my old home" Jello said as he took of his boots and went to bed. As he slept his stomach growled and he got up." Dang, I need me some munchies" Jello put on his clothes and went outside. He saw a restaurant named the "Chillin Chicken" Jello went inside and ordered himself a whole chicken and a side of french fries. He then poured a punch of ketchup on his plate and started to eat like a crazed animal. Everyone was staring at him as he finished his plate in five seconds. Jello got up and paid the server 2.00 dollars. "Um... sir the meal was 8 dollars" the server said with fear in his voice. Jello stared at him and said " Me letting you live was enough to cover the bill." With that Jello walked out to his room. He slept till the very next day. In the middle of the night he looked out his window to see a woman getting kidnapped by some guys. They saw Jello staring and shot at him. Jello ducked and went to get his sword but they were gone. Jello just forgot about the whole thing and went to sleep. In the morning he smelt something putrid coming from his room. He went to open the door and saw a box with a letter saying " If you don't leave this town, this is what will happen to your wife" Then Jello opened the box to see the woman's head who was kidnapped last night.
Jello kicked the box and went back to his room. He did not have another choice as he got his things to leave. He went outside to see his horse dead and saw a couple of mean laughing at him. There were 3 of them and one was the leader. He was wearing a tall brown hat with a brown dirty coat and pants. He had a long beard and an eyepatch over his left eye. Jello went over to him. "You did this?" Jello asked pointing to his horse. "Yes I did traveler. What you going to do about it?" asked the man as he pulled out a knife. "What is your name sir?" Jello asked as he got ready to pull out his sword. "The name is Destroyer and why do you-" before he finished Jello sliced and diced his whole body in pieces. He then killed the two other men who tried to run away. As Jello put away his sword he got hit in the back of his head and fell to the floor. "Its been a long time Jello." said a mysterious voice. "Take him away! I want him to suffer" The voice said as they carried Jello over to a truck. In the final seconds he had before passing out he saw the guy who ordered the people. It was Red. His old clan leader.
People were staring at him and pointing their guns at him. Jello got off his horse and walked into a building that said "Hotel."As he went inside he saw a motorcycle. He remembered seeing one like that but can't remember where and why. Jello forgot about the motorcycle and went inside the hotel. Jello talked to the front desk guy and asked for a room. "You sure you want to stay in this town mister" asked the guy who's name was Mark. "They will eat you alive in your sleep. You better be careful" Mark kept on saying. "I think i can handle on my own Mark." Jello smirked as he got his room key and went upstairs to his room. A dirty bed with rats on it, a broken window, and a bathroom with no sink. "Heh... Better than my old home" Jello said as he took of his boots and went to bed. As he slept his stomach growled and he got up." Dang, I need me some munchies" Jello put on his clothes and went outside. He saw a restaurant named the "Chillin Chicken" Jello went inside and ordered himself a whole chicken and a side of french fries. He then poured a punch of ketchup on his plate and started to eat like a crazed animal. Everyone was staring at him as he finished his plate in five seconds. Jello got up and paid the server 2.00 dollars. "Um... sir the meal was 8 dollars" the server said with fear in his voice. Jello stared at him and said " Me letting you live was enough to cover the bill." With that Jello walked out to his room. He slept till the very next day. In the middle of the night he looked out his window to see a woman getting kidnapped by some guys. They saw Jello staring and shot at him. Jello ducked and went to get his sword but they were gone. Jello just forgot about the whole thing and went to sleep. In the morning he smelt something putrid coming from his room. He went to open the door and saw a box with a letter saying " If you don't leave this town, this is what will happen to your wife" Then Jello opened the box to see the woman's head who was kidnapped last night.
Jello kicked the box and went back to his room. He did not have another choice as he got his things to leave. He went outside to see his horse dead and saw a couple of mean laughing at him. There were 3 of them and one was the leader. He was wearing a tall brown hat with a brown dirty coat and pants. He had a long beard and an eyepatch over his left eye. Jello went over to him. "You did this?" Jello asked pointing to his horse. "Yes I did traveler. What you going to do about it?" asked the man as he pulled out a knife. "What is your name sir?" Jello asked as he got ready to pull out his sword. "The name is Destroyer and why do you-" before he finished Jello sliced and diced his whole body in pieces. He then killed the two other men who tried to run away. As Jello put away his sword he got hit in the back of his head and fell to the floor. "Its been a long time Jello." said a mysterious voice. "Take him away! I want him to suffer" The voice said as they carried Jello over to a truck. In the final seconds he had before passing out he saw the guy who ordered the people. It was Red. His old clan leader.
STORY 12- REM VS 4
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four was drinking tea in a british shop. He was watching a british soap opera and started to cry. A little british kid came along and called four the "F" word. Thats right. a F-ruit. Anyways four did the only decent and knowledgeable thing when a kid calls you a fruit. He poured his tea on his face and while the 12 yr old yelled in pain, four grabbed him by the neck and threw him into a car. He went over to the kid as the kid started to plea but four did not listen nor care. He pulled a giant stick from his pants (he always carries one in case of emergencies) and stabbed it through the kids underwear. He dragged the kid through the street while he left a trail of tears. Then four saw an airplane and with his l33t skeelz he super jumped and tied the kid by his underwear with the stick on the airplane.
Everyone saw the kid hanging by his underwear from the plane. "Have a nice Flight" four said as he went back to order another tea. As he sat down he saw a cute girl staring at him. being the casanova he is four went up to her for her number. Things went well for four and they went home. four got buzy and then the next morning yelled. The hot girl was actually a dude. so after flushing the tranny down the toilet he scrubbed his body with sandpaper and alcohol. Then a brick was thrown at his window and attached to it was a piece of paper. It said "How did you enjoy my little present?! Meet me outside in one hour.-Remmy the Bunny." four went to his window an saw him sitting on the floor.
"I said in one hour!!" yelled remmy as he ran away. But he failed and tripped over a bug and landed in a river which carried him to a ♥♥♥♥♥ chopping factory. (PART OF THIS STORY IS MISSING) so after remmy killed the ninjas, he saw four waiting for him outside the factory. "So we meet again four!" remmy said. "when did we meet?" four said. "You added me as a friend on bodynovel (get it instead of FACEBOOK!)" remmy said with a tear in his eye. "Um..Okay? Anyways are you ready?!" four said IN RESPONSE!!!! "No." remmy said. " Oh..Ok" four said as they left. 3 months later in
Asia.
So now our characters are in Asia. Remmys home town. Chickennoodlesouptoyataeyeville! Anyways Remmy never grew up with toys or candy or with his parents love. HE grew up with nuclear weapons, Redbull, and his parents fear cause he OWNED THEM. So pretty much Remmy is like a king in this town. Anyways we find him playing DDR (Cause for some effing reason they are BEAST at that) and then four came up to him. Now you are wondering "Hey RED! How did they afford to go from Britain to Asia? And where are their parents? How old are they!?" And this is what i have to say to you. THE GAME. now stfu! Anyways four went up to Remmy and challenged him to the hardest and baddest song in the whole world of Asianesetown. BUTTERFLY SAMURAI IN THE SKY.
When they started Remmys feet were on FIRE! Like for reals! he stopped dancing and called four to get help. Of course four did not want to lose so he danced to the whole 30 minute song. While remmy was on fire and in pain four was dacing to the beat. After finishing he decided to put his initials since he got the high score. He put A.$>$. Real mature four -.- Anyways four got help and they took remmy to the hospital. 2 weeks in there four brought him some flowers. "Hope you feel better" four said as he gave it to him and started to walk away. "Hey four, GIVE ME A HUG BROTHA!!!" remmy said. four shrugged and gave him a brohug. four walked away laughing and remmy was laughing quietly to himself. Remmy smelled the flowers and BOOM! he got allergic to them and got a big rash all over his face.
"Enjoy the rash remmy! WUAHAHHA!" then remmy said "Hehehe.... Enjoy what i put on you're BACK!" then four walked in the middle of the town and got made fun of by many asians. They all pointed to his back and a piece of paper was attached to his back. It said "I just had crazy night smex with a tranny. Please laugh at me." and attached to the paper was a photo. "CURSE YOU REMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!" four yelled as he cried to the floor. SO YOU DECIDE WHO WON THIS BATTLE!
Everyone saw the kid hanging by his underwear from the plane. "Have a nice Flight" four said as he went back to order another tea. As he sat down he saw a cute girl staring at him. being the casanova he is four went up to her for her number. Things went well for four and they went home. four got buzy and then the next morning yelled. The hot girl was actually a dude. so after flushing the tranny down the toilet he scrubbed his body with sandpaper and alcohol. Then a brick was thrown at his window and attached to it was a piece of paper. It said "How did you enjoy my little present?! Meet me outside in one hour.-Remmy the Bunny." four went to his window an saw him sitting on the floor.
"I said in one hour!!" yelled remmy as he ran away. But he failed and tripped over a bug and landed in a river which carried him to a ♥♥♥♥♥ chopping factory. (PART OF THIS STORY IS MISSING) so after remmy killed the ninjas, he saw four waiting for him outside the factory. "So we meet again four!" remmy said. "when did we meet?" four said. "You added me as a friend on bodynovel (get it instead of FACEBOOK!)" remmy said with a tear in his eye. "Um..Okay? Anyways are you ready?!" four said IN RESPONSE!!!! "No." remmy said. " Oh..Ok" four said as they left. 3 months later in
Asia.
So now our characters are in Asia. Remmys home town. Chickennoodlesouptoyataeyeville! Anyways Remmy never grew up with toys or candy or with his parents love. HE grew up with nuclear weapons, Redbull, and his parents fear cause he OWNED THEM. So pretty much Remmy is like a king in this town. Anyways we find him playing DDR (Cause for some effing reason they are BEAST at that) and then four came up to him. Now you are wondering "Hey RED! How did they afford to go from Britain to Asia? And where are their parents? How old are they!?" And this is what i have to say to you. THE GAME. now stfu! Anyways four went up to Remmy and challenged him to the hardest and baddest song in the whole world of Asianesetown. BUTTERFLY SAMURAI IN THE SKY.
When they started Remmys feet were on FIRE! Like for reals! he stopped dancing and called four to get help. Of course four did not want to lose so he danced to the whole 30 minute song. While remmy was on fire and in pain four was dacing to the beat. After finishing he decided to put his initials since he got the high score. He put A.$>$. Real mature four -.- Anyways four got help and they took remmy to the hospital. 2 weeks in there four brought him some flowers. "Hope you feel better" four said as he gave it to him and started to walk away. "Hey four, GIVE ME A HUG BROTHA!!!" remmy said. four shrugged and gave him a brohug. four walked away laughing and remmy was laughing quietly to himself. Remmy smelled the flowers and BOOM! he got allergic to them and got a big rash all over his face.
"Enjoy the rash remmy! WUAHAHHA!" then remmy said "Hehehe.... Enjoy what i put on you're BACK!" then four walked in the middle of the town and got made fun of by many asians. They all pointed to his back and a piece of paper was attached to his back. It said "I just had crazy night smex with a tranny. Please laugh at me." and attached to the paper was a photo. "CURSE YOU REMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!" four yelled as he cried to the floor. SO YOU DECIDE WHO WON THIS BATTLE!
STORY 13- Jello Story THE ESCAPE. PART 6
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Jello was thrown into the back of the truck and taken away. He was blindfolded and his arms were tied. He struggled to get out but it was hopeless. Jello sat and thought about of what everything that has happen these last 3 days. He was drifting asleep when the van bumped on a rock and sent him flying to the top of the car. He hit his head and was in pain. He tried to find a way to escape. "Where are you guys taken me!?" Jello yelled at the the person who was driving. "Shut your mouth you little pest!" Yelled the Driver. "Our leader RedLink has some plans for you for abandoning us." Jello heard the passenger laugh.
Jello had no choice but to go to sleep and wait for whatever was going to happen to him. The back of the van opened and they took off Jello's Blindfold. He was blinded by the sun and carried out of the van. They were dragging him to a small silver metallic building in the desert. Their were people guarding it and they had cattle prods. As they walked Jello inside, one of the guards shocked him. "AGH!!! You son of a" The man raised the cattle prod again and it shut Jello up. He entered and everything was metallic. He heard the screams of other prisoners there and the blood dripping on the cell walls. Jello saw doors everywhere and passed by an armory.
Then they took Jello down some halls and threw him inside of a cell at the end of a hall. He was still tied up so he could not do anything. "You stay here while we go prepare the "SURPRISE" RedLink has for you." Said the Guard as he walked away laughing. Jello sat on the bed thinking of a way to escape. He is in the middle of the desert, Inside a building, surround by dogs and guards, no windows. "How the hell am I getting out of here?" Jello said. Just then he heard a "PSST" noise. Jello looked around his cell and saw a piece coming out. The little piece fell and a small hole was visible. "Hey can you hear me?" Said the voice. Jello slided over to the hole and whispered "Yeah. Who are you?" "My name is Sax. No time for explanations. Right now just stand far away from this wall." Sax said. Jello got up and stood near the metal cell doors. Just then the wall blew up and rubble flew everywhere. "GO GO GO!!!" Yelled Sax as he grabbed Jello. "Hey! He is getting away!" Yelled one of the guards. "♥♥♥♥ lets GO!" yelled sax.
They ran outside and as they were running Sax pulled out a knife and cut Jello loose. Sax was equipped with knives around his belt and a sniper rifle behind his back. "Thanks Man." Jello said. "No Problem. Now we need to find a way to leave here without them catching up" Just then Jello pointed to some Motorcycles. "I are you thinking of what I'm thinking!?" Jello said. "Hell Yeah!" Sax yelled. They ran towards the motorcycles parked in the back of the building. Two guards saw them and readied their prods. Sax pulled out two knifes from his belt and threw it directly at their heads. They got closer to the Motorcycles when an attack dog landed on Sax. "GO!" yelled Sax. Jello nodded and got on the motorcycle. He turned to see Sax snap the dog's neck and get up to ride his motorcycle. They started it up and rode away far away from the Building.
Just then three trucks with people mounted with MGs were spotted. "AWW! You gotta be kidding me!" Sax said. They shot at Jello and Sax but were not accurate enough. Bullets flied past Jello's ear as he dodged the bullets. From a distance Jello saw a roadblock. Sax threw one of his knives at the driver and it went through the glass and into the drivers eyeball. He lost control and crashed into the other trucks. "WOO! I love me some explosion!" Sax yelled happily. "Now what we gonna do about that roadblock?" Jello asked. "I have a plan..." Just then Sax went turbo on his motorcycle and pulled out his Sniper Rifle. He jumped off and let the motorcycle ride towards the roadblock. "Good Luck Jello in your Mission!" Sax yelled as he shot the motorcycle and it blew up a hole just big enough for Jello to pass through. "NO SAX!" Jello yelled as he turned back to grab him. Then Jello heard a gunshot and saw Sax fall to his death.
Blood covered the sand and Jello could not do anything but ride to freedom. He went full speed through the roadblock and jumped over the trucks. He did not want to look back. After the Motorcycle was out of gas, he had no idea of what to do. He was lost, weaponless, and was being hunt down by Red's Army. "GOD DAMMIT!" Jello yelled as he put his face into his hands. Then Jello remembered the armory and knew what to do. "My sword must be in there. And maybe i can gain some new weapons." Jello got up from the sand and walked back to the death hole he was in and escaped from.
Jello had no choice but to go to sleep and wait for whatever was going to happen to him. The back of the van opened and they took off Jello's Blindfold. He was blinded by the sun and carried out of the van. They were dragging him to a small silver metallic building in the desert. Their were people guarding it and they had cattle prods. As they walked Jello inside, one of the guards shocked him. "AGH!!! You son of a" The man raised the cattle prod again and it shut Jello up. He entered and everything was metallic. He heard the screams of other prisoners there and the blood dripping on the cell walls. Jello saw doors everywhere and passed by an armory.
Then they took Jello down some halls and threw him inside of a cell at the end of a hall. He was still tied up so he could not do anything. "You stay here while we go prepare the "SURPRISE" RedLink has for you." Said the Guard as he walked away laughing. Jello sat on the bed thinking of a way to escape. He is in the middle of the desert, Inside a building, surround by dogs and guards, no windows. "How the hell am I getting out of here?" Jello said. Just then he heard a "PSST" noise. Jello looked around his cell and saw a piece coming out. The little piece fell and a small hole was visible. "Hey can you hear me?" Said the voice. Jello slided over to the hole and whispered "Yeah. Who are you?" "My name is Sax. No time for explanations. Right now just stand far away from this wall." Sax said. Jello got up and stood near the metal cell doors. Just then the wall blew up and rubble flew everywhere. "GO GO GO!!!" Yelled Sax as he grabbed Jello. "Hey! He is getting away!" Yelled one of the guards. "♥♥♥♥ lets GO!" yelled sax.
They ran outside and as they were running Sax pulled out a knife and cut Jello loose. Sax was equipped with knives around his belt and a sniper rifle behind his back. "Thanks Man." Jello said. "No Problem. Now we need to find a way to leave here without them catching up" Just then Jello pointed to some Motorcycles. "I are you thinking of what I'm thinking!?" Jello said. "Hell Yeah!" Sax yelled. They ran towards the motorcycles parked in the back of the building. Two guards saw them and readied their prods. Sax pulled out two knifes from his belt and threw it directly at their heads. They got closer to the Motorcycles when an attack dog landed on Sax. "GO!" yelled Sax. Jello nodded and got on the motorcycle. He turned to see Sax snap the dog's neck and get up to ride his motorcycle. They started it up and rode away far away from the Building.
Just then three trucks with people mounted with MGs were spotted. "AWW! You gotta be kidding me!" Sax said. They shot at Jello and Sax but were not accurate enough. Bullets flied past Jello's ear as he dodged the bullets. From a distance Jello saw a roadblock. Sax threw one of his knives at the driver and it went through the glass and into the drivers eyeball. He lost control and crashed into the other trucks. "WOO! I love me some explosion!" Sax yelled happily. "Now what we gonna do about that roadblock?" Jello asked. "I have a plan..." Just then Sax went turbo on his motorcycle and pulled out his Sniper Rifle. He jumped off and let the motorcycle ride towards the roadblock. "Good Luck Jello in your Mission!" Sax yelled as he shot the motorcycle and it blew up a hole just big enough for Jello to pass through. "NO SAX!" Jello yelled as he turned back to grab him. Then Jello heard a gunshot and saw Sax fall to his death.
Blood covered the sand and Jello could not do anything but ride to freedom. He went full speed through the roadblock and jumped over the trucks. He did not want to look back. After the Motorcycle was out of gas, he had no idea of what to do. He was lost, weaponless, and was being hunt down by Red's Army. "GOD DAMMIT!" Jello yelled as he put his face into his hands. Then Jello remembered the armory and knew what to do. "My sword must be in there. And maybe i can gain some new weapons." Jello got up from the sand and walked back to the death hole he was in and escaped from.
STORY 14- Jello Story ALIVE. PART 7
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Jello continued walking back towards the prison. He had no weapons and was in the middle of the desert. He saw rocks moving near him and saw three motorcycles coming towards him. He hid behind a rock and peeked from behind it. "Great... MORE of Red's People" Jello sighed. As he hid behind the rock he saw a snake come towards him. "Idea..." Jello said as he grabbed the snake by the head and the tail. One of them was riding towards the left of Jello and the two to the right of Jello. "I have to time this PERFECT" Jello though. Then the guy on the left came closer to Jello and Jello jumped at him.
He grabbed the guy by the neck with the snake and dragged him down to the floor. He grabbed his pistol and shot the two other people. He then let go of the snake and it bit the guy in the face leaving him dead in 10 seconds. "Alright. That was awesome. Now Time to switch clothes." Jello grabbed one of the guards clothes and put it on. He got on the motorcycle and saw a piece of paper hanging from the guards coat. Jello pulled it out and read it. "This SAX person thought he could escape. We will be taking him back to the prison and have him questioned to know where Jello is going. HOW did he survive that gun shot is surprising to me. Anyways I'm sending 3 groups to the north of the prison to find Jello. If he is found DON'T SHOOT. I want to deal with him personally. -RedLink." Jello threw the crumbled up the message and threw it to the desert floor while the wind blew it away far away. "Sax is still alive. I have to rescue him." Jello said as he rode the motorcycle back to the prison.
On his way he saw one of the groups riding towards him. "CHIT" Jello thought. The three guards reached him and the leader of the group started speaking to him. " Where are you going soldier!? Red ordered us to go north not south you dumb@$$" said the Leader. "Hey, don't you think Red should be dealt with and killed?" Jello said. "WHAT?! He is our leader and no one gets away with saying that!" The leader started to take out his gun when Jello jumped of his motorcycle and pulled out the pistol he stole from the other guard and shot at the whole group. They fell to the floor and started gargling up blood. Jello took the leader's gun and put it in his pocket. He got back on his motorcycle and continued to get back to the prison. He reached the roadblock in which Sax blew up.
"Nice one buddy..." Jello whispered. He went through the same opening he escaped from. Behind the smoke of the trucks he could not believe of what he saw. Over 200 guards surrounding the prison armed with snipers and machine guns. Helicopters flying on top of the building and a pack of rabid dogs sniffing everywhere for Jello. "Holy Crap..." Jello turned back to where he was and thought of what to do. "The guards and Helicopters will be a minor problem since I'm wearing this suit but those dogs know my scent." Jello whispered to himself. As he was sitting behind a rock a guard saw him.
"HEY! YOU!" the guard started running towards him and Jello grabbed him by the neck and took out the guards knife. "Where is SAX?! and Red?! Answer me or I swear I will stab your eyes out!" Jello questioned with anger. "S-S-SAX is in room 243 being questioned to find Jello and Red left the prison a while ago. Please don't Kill me!!" plead the guard. "Oh don't worry i wont. Hey look at that cute rabbit over there." Jello said. "O-Oh where?" said the guard while stuttering. He looked away and Jello stabbed him in the neck. He hid him under sand and knew what to do about his scent. He saw a nearby cactus and cut it in half. He drank the water from inside and waited a couple of minutes. In order to hide his scent he had to cover himself in his own urine. After doing the nasty deed he got on his motorcycle and rode back to the prison.
As he got closer to the front entrance the dogs started smelling him. "Soldier! Why do you smell like piss?" One of the guards asked Jello. "It's this new cologne. What you don't like it?" Jello said with a smirk. He entered the prison and went to find where Sax was hiding. But first he needed to get some weapons. He remembered the armory and sneaked inside. It was full of Sniper Rifles, Sub Machine Guns, Rocket Launchers, you know the works. Behind some rockets was his sword. "Oh baby there you are!" Jello grabbed his sword and hid it under his guard coat. He also saw Sax's knife belt and quickly put it on. He also took one extra pistol and put the two in his new smexy belt. "Okay Sax. Im coming buddy" Jello said as he walked out the door.
He grabbed the guy by the neck with the snake and dragged him down to the floor. He grabbed his pistol and shot the two other people. He then let go of the snake and it bit the guy in the face leaving him dead in 10 seconds. "Alright. That was awesome. Now Time to switch clothes." Jello grabbed one of the guards clothes and put it on. He got on the motorcycle and saw a piece of paper hanging from the guards coat. Jello pulled it out and read it. "This SAX person thought he could escape. We will be taking him back to the prison and have him questioned to know where Jello is going. HOW did he survive that gun shot is surprising to me. Anyways I'm sending 3 groups to the north of the prison to find Jello. If he is found DON'T SHOOT. I want to deal with him personally. -RedLink." Jello threw the crumbled up the message and threw it to the desert floor while the wind blew it away far away. "Sax is still alive. I have to rescue him." Jello said as he rode the motorcycle back to the prison.
On his way he saw one of the groups riding towards him. "CHIT" Jello thought. The three guards reached him and the leader of the group started speaking to him. " Where are you going soldier!? Red ordered us to go north not south you dumb@$$" said the Leader. "Hey, don't you think Red should be dealt with and killed?" Jello said. "WHAT?! He is our leader and no one gets away with saying that!" The leader started to take out his gun when Jello jumped of his motorcycle and pulled out the pistol he stole from the other guard and shot at the whole group. They fell to the floor and started gargling up blood. Jello took the leader's gun and put it in his pocket. He got back on his motorcycle and continued to get back to the prison. He reached the roadblock in which Sax blew up.
"Nice one buddy..." Jello whispered. He went through the same opening he escaped from. Behind the smoke of the trucks he could not believe of what he saw. Over 200 guards surrounding the prison armed with snipers and machine guns. Helicopters flying on top of the building and a pack of rabid dogs sniffing everywhere for Jello. "Holy Crap..." Jello turned back to where he was and thought of what to do. "The guards and Helicopters will be a minor problem since I'm wearing this suit but those dogs know my scent." Jello whispered to himself. As he was sitting behind a rock a guard saw him.
"HEY! YOU!" the guard started running towards him and Jello grabbed him by the neck and took out the guards knife. "Where is SAX?! and Red?! Answer me or I swear I will stab your eyes out!" Jello questioned with anger. "S-S-SAX is in room 243 being questioned to find Jello and Red left the prison a while ago. Please don't Kill me!!" plead the guard. "Oh don't worry i wont. Hey look at that cute rabbit over there." Jello said. "O-Oh where?" said the guard while stuttering. He looked away and Jello stabbed him in the neck. He hid him under sand and knew what to do about his scent. He saw a nearby cactus and cut it in half. He drank the water from inside and waited a couple of minutes. In order to hide his scent he had to cover himself in his own urine. After doing the nasty deed he got on his motorcycle and rode back to the prison.
As he got closer to the front entrance the dogs started smelling him. "Soldier! Why do you smell like piss?" One of the guards asked Jello. "It's this new cologne. What you don't like it?" Jello said with a smirk. He entered the prison and went to find where Sax was hiding. But first he needed to get some weapons. He remembered the armory and sneaked inside. It was full of Sniper Rifles, Sub Machine Guns, Rocket Launchers, you know the works. Behind some rockets was his sword. "Oh baby there you are!" Jello grabbed his sword and hid it under his guard coat. He also saw Sax's knife belt and quickly put it on. He also took one extra pistol and put the two in his new smexy belt. "Okay Sax. Im coming buddy" Jello said as he walked out the door.
STORY 15- USU'S MACHO DAY
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"Today is the day. I shall ask her out. I shall be a MAN! The world shall stop and see of how much of a manly macho man I am. Here i GO!" Usu said as he got out of bed. He put on his bunny slippers and went to brush his teeth with his tinker bell tooth brush. He put on the stereo and it played Final countdown as he danced to it in his Bunny Pajamas. He got dressed for school and was ready for the big day. He entered the doors of the Goverment's Public System of learningtude and saw the girl of his dreams. Usu went over to her when OMFGWTFBQQ Sax came out of a locker holding a sharpened pencil. "You shall NOT Succeed Usu! WUAHAHHA!" Sax yelled as he raised his sharp pencil and charged at Usu. "Heh... Before today i would of ran away and cried like a little girl Sax." Usu said with confidence. "BUT TODAY! I shall run away and cry... LIKE A MANLY MACHO MAN!"
Usu then ran outside and tripped down the school stairs. "Uh.. Omg.. The pain... I feel blood coming out of places i think it could not come out of." Usu said as he crawled away from Sax. "Prepare to die USU!" Sax said as he raised the sharp pencil. WHICH WAS REALLY SHARP! Just as Sax was going to kill Sax a METEOR LANDED ON SAX! "DER FU-" Usu said as he still laid on the floor. Out of the Meteor came out four!!! "So i heard your going to ask out Andrea today? Well that is not going to happen!" four said. He took out a banana and raised it up to the heavens. The heaven lights shined on the banana and it glowed with power. "Is that the legendary Banana of Awesomedoomness!?!" Usu cried in fear. "What no?! This is my Lunch " four took a bite of the banana and burped. "Okay now im going to just kick you in the nuts until you pass out " as four was going to kick Usu a man riding a T-REX came and it snatched up four eating him into little pieces.
The person jumped off the T-Rex and stared at Usu through his cool 20 dollars Glasses. He threw him to the school grass and it was JELLO! "Are you here to kill me?!" Usu said. "What holy chit wrong story! Im supposed to be in four's brand new story! Coming to a story topic near you!" and with That Jello Vanished! Andrea came walking down the stairs and saw Usu on the floor bleeding to death. "OMG USU!" she went over to Usu and put him in her arms. "Andrea... Will you go out with me?" Andrea was surprised and she said.. "YEEES" THE WORLD BLEW UP THE FREKING END
Usu then ran outside and tripped down the school stairs. "Uh.. Omg.. The pain... I feel blood coming out of places i think it could not come out of." Usu said as he crawled away from Sax. "Prepare to die USU!" Sax said as he raised the sharp pencil. WHICH WAS REALLY SHARP! Just as Sax was going to kill Sax a METEOR LANDED ON SAX! "DER FU-" Usu said as he still laid on the floor. Out of the Meteor came out four!!! "So i heard your going to ask out Andrea today? Well that is not going to happen!" four said. He took out a banana and raised it up to the heavens. The heaven lights shined on the banana and it glowed with power. "Is that the legendary Banana of Awesomedoomness!?!" Usu cried in fear. "What no?! This is my Lunch " four took a bite of the banana and burped. "Okay now im going to just kick you in the nuts until you pass out " as four was going to kick Usu a man riding a T-REX came and it snatched up four eating him into little pieces.
The person jumped off the T-Rex and stared at Usu through his cool 20 dollars Glasses. He threw him to the school grass and it was JELLO! "Are you here to kill me?!" Usu said. "What holy chit wrong story! Im supposed to be in four's brand new story! Coming to a story topic near you!" and with That Jello Vanished! Andrea came walking down the stairs and saw Usu on the floor bleeding to death. "OMG USU!" she went over to Usu and put him in her arms. "Andrea... Will you go out with me?" Andrea was surprised and she said.. "YEEES" THE WORLD BLEW UP THE FREKING END
STORY 16- Buff's Chicken Adventure
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Buffs hair was waving through the cold air as he stood on top of Mount HOLY CHIT. He has something on his mind. CHICKEN WINGS. Not any CHICKEN WINGS. He wanted CHICKEN WINGS Made by the evil COCKADOURAUS. They say that his meat is SOOO great that Its like you gave birth to 40 kids With out noticing the pain. Buff jumped off the mountain and entered the cave. He had his sword in one hand and a ranch bottle in the other. He walked slowly and listened to the Chicken's screaming. "I Got you now YUMMY BIRD" Buff whispered.
He entered a big wide area and saw the big chicken. He was covered in Red feathers, had a spiked head, and was breathing fire. "Oh cock" Buff said as he saw the chicken. The chicken roared and charged at Buff. Buff dodged to the left and ran into another cave hole. He hid behind some rocks and thought about what to do. After 2 minutes of thinking he had a plan. He threw a rock at the chicken and it saw Buff. He ran after him and Buff jumped on his head. He started stabbing the chicken until it was finally dead. He ripped open his stomach and made a fire. He cooked the chicken wing to perfection and He took a bite. "MMMM! This is the BEST chicken wing ever!" Buff yelled. Then a group of people were walking by the cave.
Buff hid behind a rock to listen to what they were talking about. "And this is the entrance to the evil chicken COCKADOODYBLOWUPREX. Whoever eats his meat will have explosive poop that will feel like pooping glass and will make you throw up organs, become addicted to Twilight, and many other horrible things. Most people get confused by the other chicken which is in the next cave right here. He gives away free chicken wings. Which are the best in the WORLD! Now lets go get some!" said the random guy as everyone followed. Buff looked at his stomach and began to cry. "SON OF A-"Then he started to bleed....From you know where
He entered a big wide area and saw the big chicken. He was covered in Red feathers, had a spiked head, and was breathing fire. "Oh cock" Buff said as he saw the chicken. The chicken roared and charged at Buff. Buff dodged to the left and ran into another cave hole. He hid behind some rocks and thought about what to do. After 2 minutes of thinking he had a plan. He threw a rock at the chicken and it saw Buff. He ran after him and Buff jumped on his head. He started stabbing the chicken until it was finally dead. He ripped open his stomach and made a fire. He cooked the chicken wing to perfection and He took a bite. "MMMM! This is the BEST chicken wing ever!" Buff yelled. Then a group of people were walking by the cave.
Buff hid behind a rock to listen to what they were talking about. "And this is the entrance to the evil chicken COCKADOODYBLOWUPREX. Whoever eats his meat will have explosive poop that will feel like pooping glass and will make you throw up organs, become addicted to Twilight, and many other horrible things. Most people get confused by the other chicken which is in the next cave right here. He gives away free chicken wings. Which are the best in the WORLD! Now lets go get some!" said the random guy as everyone followed. Buff looked at his stomach and began to cry. "SON OF A-"Then he started to bleed....From you know where
STORY 17- MEME ATTACK
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I was watching news with my brother. He will be forever alone he says. I don't care about him that much. Anyways we saw that the news said "HES CLIMBING IN YOUR WINDOWS AND SNATCHING YOUR PEOPLE UP". I got scared so I went upstairs to close my window. I saw the guy climbing through and he saw me. "Are you ready to fight?" I asked and pulled out my sword. "FUK YEAH" He said and threw ninja stars at me. I dodged them all and he said "Y U NO DIE?". I then stabbed through his heart and he appeared behind me. "WTF HOW?" And i ran away. "Got a problem?" He said and chased after me. I saw my laptop and went to kill him with it. I mistakingly pressed a link and I got rick rolled. "DAMN IT!" I yelled as I threw the laptop out the window.
I started slicing with my sword and he said " yo ima let you finish but I have one of the best swords of all time" and he pulled out a sword from his pants. I started to think who and what am I fighting with. We both started to slice at each other. From downstairs I heard my bro yell "ITS FRIDAY! FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!" I almost got killed by getting distracted by his voice and yelled at him to shut up. He said" Okay" in a whiny little sad voice and nothing was heard of him.The stranger pushed me out the window and I fell on my back. He jumped out the window and stabbed near my head as I dodged his attacked. "Fist fight?" i asked. "Challenge accepted" As he threw away his sword. I punched as fast as I could at his head. Behind a bush I saw some bear thing looking at us fight. "AGE?" It asked. "Uhh... 16" I said. "TOO OLD DOES NOT WANT" And it was gone. I was confused but then the guy punched me in the face. "WAIT!" I said. He stopped and I got up. "THIS NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" And I quickly found a little kid and I told him to play. Then we returned to out battle. It lasted for an extra 2 hours when I finally had him bleeding to death. I punched him in the chest and he yelled "FFFFFFFFFFFFU" as he blew up. I went back inside to watch Tv. THE END
I started slicing with my sword and he said " yo ima let you finish but I have one of the best swords of all time" and he pulled out a sword from his pants. I started to think who and what am I fighting with. We both started to slice at each other. From downstairs I heard my bro yell "ITS FRIDAY! FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!" I almost got killed by getting distracted by his voice and yelled at him to shut up. He said" Okay" in a whiny little sad voice and nothing was heard of him.The stranger pushed me out the window and I fell on my back. He jumped out the window and stabbed near my head as I dodged his attacked. "Fist fight?" i asked. "Challenge accepted" As he threw away his sword. I punched as fast as I could at his head. Behind a bush I saw some bear thing looking at us fight. "AGE?" It asked. "Uhh... 16" I said. "TOO OLD DOES NOT WANT" And it was gone. I was confused but then the guy punched me in the face. "WAIT!" I said. He stopped and I got up. "THIS NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" And I quickly found a little kid and I told him to play. Then we returned to out battle. It lasted for an extra 2 hours when I finally had him bleeding to death. I punched him in the chest and he yelled "FFFFFFFFFFFFU" as he blew up. I went back inside to watch Tv. THE END
STORY 18. It's Gone. Chapter 1. THEM
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Red was walking in the Street. Alone, Dark, and cold. Red wore a dark coat, with a red hat, an epic dragon sword, and black boots of hell raising. He walked on the sidewalk towards his house while leaves blew in his clean face. As he got closer to his house he saw Blab. "What do you want Blab?" Red asked annoyed. "HAH! Red, You think you can post epic stories and get away with it? In about 5 minutes every story in the runouw topics will get deleted!" Blab started laughing like a maniac and lightning crashed behind him. "NO! You maniac! Many people work hard on their stories!" Red yelled and took out his sword. "FOOL! Its a me BLAB!" He yelled and a purple light glowed from his hands. He picked Red up and threw him against a trashcan. "I OWN YOU! I control YOU!" Blab laughed and then started levitating towards Red. He got up and blocked his evil MOD magic with his dragon sword. Red slided under him and stabbed his leg. He fell off his black cloud and got angrier. "Oh Red, You should not have done that!" Then he grabbed the street and threw it upwards.
It rumbled and an earthquake of pavement waved towards Red like a tsunami. He jumped over it and landed on his feet. ( LIKE A BOSS) Red ran towards him and he ran towards Red. They both were going to kill each other when Jello landed from the sky. He had a black face mask, a brown coat, and A red hawk guiding him. "I can't let you do that Blab! You will be stopped!" Jello yelled as he took out a bow and arrow. A bullet passed by Jello's Face by an inch as he quickly dodged. He flipped backwards towards Red's side and looked everywhere. "Come out COWARD!" Jello yelled aiming his bow everywhere. Out of a bush came out Shad. He was wearing full white with a red jacket, two shotguns, a pistol, and a rocket launcher. "You can't stop us both! Every story will be deleted because we Mods and we bad like that!" Shad laughed and Blab joined. Jello looked at Red and Red looked at him. They both nodded and charged after them.
It rumbled and an earthquake of pavement waved towards Red like a tsunami. He jumped over it and landed on his feet. ( LIKE A BOSS) Red ran towards him and he ran towards Red. They both were going to kill each other when Jello landed from the sky. He had a black face mask, a brown coat, and A red hawk guiding him. "I can't let you do that Blab! You will be stopped!" Jello yelled as he took out a bow and arrow. A bullet passed by Jello's Face by an inch as he quickly dodged. He flipped backwards towards Red's side and looked everywhere. "Come out COWARD!" Jello yelled aiming his bow everywhere. Out of a bush came out Shad. He was wearing full white with a red jacket, two shotguns, a pistol, and a rocket launcher. "You can't stop us both! Every story will be deleted because we Mods and we bad like that!" Shad laughed and Blab joined. Jello looked at Red and Red looked at him. They both nodded and charged after them.
STORY 19. THE STICK
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I was bored in Chat and decided to have a conversation with Star King. Take a look
The chat wrote:
<RedLink> : The so creative Level Designer is online!
<Star king> : Me ?
<RedLink> : No that stick *points to stick*
<Star king> : Wow. What level has it done?
<Redlink> : Star King that STICK has made the best level ever
<Redlink> : It is SOOO AWESOME that it had to take up 40 level spaces in the BEST LEVEL EVER screens
<Redlink> : ITS SO AWESOME That he made it using only 1 CODE LETTER
<Redlink> : ITS SO AWESOME THAT Suyo HAD TO CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT TO COMMENT ON HOW AWESOME IT WAS ON HIS PAGE FOR NO ONE COULD KNOW THAT HE WAS ACTING LIKE A NOOB
<Star king> : WOW
<Redlink> : ITS SO AWESOME THAT IT IS ILLEGAL TO PLAY IT IN 40 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
<Star king> : *GOES PUT THE STICK IN HIS FRIEND LIST*
<Redlink> : ITS SO AWESOME THAT IM GETTING ARRESTED RIGHT NOW AS WE TYPE FOR PLAYING IT
<Redlink> : So That STICK as many of you tend to call it is a LEVEL DESIGNING GOD
<Star king> : *looks at the stick* I think it is so awesome I'm gonna marry him. *is shot*
<Redlink> : But theres a horrible secret behind the STICK
<Star king> : It is your father.
<Redlink> : He made a deal with the devil and his parents were chopped down (They were trees). He then grew little branch arms and swore to build the best level EVER to avenge his parents
<Star king> : [flas=100,50]http://www.dramabutton.com/drama_button.swf[/flash]
<Star king> : MY GOD
<Redlink> : But Runouw found out about the Devil using the Stick and he had an epic fight with the devil
<Star king> : *still looking at the same small stick* I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
<Redlink> : After building the level the STICK found out about the war and stopped making levels
<Redlink> : Runouw was defeated and the STICK sacrificed himself to save everyone in the chat
<Redlink> : His level was gone and so was the devil. Not even Runouw remembers of these events.
<Redlink> : But the STICKS soul was born again into a new body
<Redlink> : And the user of the STICKS soul is........YOU STAR KING
<Redlink> : THE END
<Star king> : *looks at the stick*
<Star king> : *looks at RedLink*
<Star king> : I'M A STICK ?
The chat wrote:
<RedLink> : The so creative Level Designer is online!
<Star king> : Me ?
<RedLink> : No that stick *points to stick*
<Star king> : Wow. What level has it done?
<Redlink> : Star King that STICK has made the best level ever
<Redlink> : It is SOOO AWESOME that it had to take up 40 level spaces in the BEST LEVEL EVER screens
<Redlink> : ITS SO AWESOME That he made it using only 1 CODE LETTER
<Redlink> : ITS SO AWESOME THAT Suyo HAD TO CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT TO COMMENT ON HOW AWESOME IT WAS ON HIS PAGE FOR NO ONE COULD KNOW THAT HE WAS ACTING LIKE A NOOB
<Star king> : WOW
<Redlink> : ITS SO AWESOME THAT IT IS ILLEGAL TO PLAY IT IN 40 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
<Star king> : *GOES PUT THE STICK IN HIS FRIEND LIST*
<Redlink> : ITS SO AWESOME THAT IM GETTING ARRESTED RIGHT NOW AS WE TYPE FOR PLAYING IT
<Redlink> : So That STICK as many of you tend to call it is a LEVEL DESIGNING GOD
<Star king> : *looks at the stick* I think it is so awesome I'm gonna marry him. *is shot*
<Redlink> : But theres a horrible secret behind the STICK
<Star king> : It is your father.
<Redlink> : He made a deal with the devil and his parents were chopped down (They were trees). He then grew little branch arms and swore to build the best level EVER to avenge his parents
<Star king> : [flas=100,50]http://www.dramabutton.com/drama_button.swf[/flash]
<Star king> : MY GOD
<Redlink> : But Runouw found out about the Devil using the Stick and he had an epic fight with the devil
<Star king> : *still looking at the same small stick* I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
<Redlink> : After building the level the STICK found out about the war and stopped making levels
<Redlink> : Runouw was defeated and the STICK sacrificed himself to save everyone in the chat
<Redlink> : His level was gone and so was the devil. Not even Runouw remembers of these events.
<Redlink> : But the STICKS soul was born again into a new body
<Redlink> : And the user of the STICKS soul is........YOU STAR KING
<Redlink> : THE END
<Star king> : *looks at the stick*
<Star king> : *looks at RedLink*
<Star king> : I'M A STICK ?
STORY 20. It's Gone. Chapter 2. The Purple Storm
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Red Ran towards Blab while Jello ran towards Shad. Blab started shooting black magic at Red's feet and fire arose 2 inches from his face. Jello started shooting arrows at Shad as fast as he could. Shad shot every arrow and laughed at Jello. Then Jello's hawk Brendon started clawing at Shads head. "OW! You stupid bird!" Shad yelled in pain as he took out his shotgun and aimed at the hawk. Jello acted quickly and shot bomb arrows at Shad's feet. "OH Crap" Shad said as the floor beneath him blew up. He was sent 20 feet into the air and landed on a roof. While they were fighting,Red navigated around the fire wall and started to slice at Blab with his Dragon Sword. Blab just kept on levitating away from Red with his arms crossed and laughing. He wore full black with a red hood, and was weaponless. He used black magic to attack and defend. Red had no long range weapons So he ran as fast as he could towards him. He then created a purple ring and launched it at Red. Red dove through the ring and slashed at his feet.
He yelled in pain as some sort of black blood spluttered out. He looked at Red with flames in his eyes and he magically made a staff appear in his hands. The staff was long and yellow with black stripes and an eye with wings at the top. He planted the staff into the street and a purple tornado started to circle the Staff. "I guess our plans to delete the stories have been postponed! Shad get your ♥♥♥ over here! We leaving these two to deal with my FRIEND" Blab barked at Shad who appeared next to him in seconds. The both laughed and vanished in seconds. Jello went by Red's side and saw the big purple storm getting bigger and bigger. "What is this?" Jello questioned as he pulled out his bow. His hawk returned to his shoulder and started squawking at the staff. "I'm going to destroy that staff" Red suggested and then Jello grabbed his arm. "DON'T! We don't even know what it does. I suggest we just leave it here and come back later" Jello said. Red shrugged and put away his sword. They left the staff there making a huge powerful and dark storm which was eating up the surrounding houses and trees. They started walking away from it when they heard a growl.
He yelled in pain as some sort of black blood spluttered out. He looked at Red with flames in his eyes and he magically made a staff appear in his hands. The staff was long and yellow with black stripes and an eye with wings at the top. He planted the staff into the street and a purple tornado started to circle the Staff. "I guess our plans to delete the stories have been postponed! Shad get your ♥♥♥ over here! We leaving these two to deal with my FRIEND" Blab barked at Shad who appeared next to him in seconds. The both laughed and vanished in seconds. Jello went by Red's side and saw the big purple storm getting bigger and bigger. "What is this?" Jello questioned as he pulled out his bow. His hawk returned to his shoulder and started squawking at the staff. "I'm going to destroy that staff" Red suggested and then Jello grabbed his arm. "DON'T! We don't even know what it does. I suggest we just leave it here and come back later" Jello said. Red shrugged and put away his sword. They left the staff there making a huge powerful and dark storm which was eating up the surrounding houses and trees. They started walking away from it when they heard a growl.
STORY 21. RED VS USU
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Just a random Story Usu wrote and I decided to troll it
Usu- I walked out of the house while it was raining. I was totally heartbroken. I couldn't believe that rumor...But I had to accept reality. I walked to my house in much dismay during the rain. "GHRUUUUUUUU!" I heard a cry during the dark, but I didn't care at all. "GHRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" The cry sounded closer, but it didn't worry me at all either. The origin of the cry showed up to me. A Giratina. "Oh, hi Giratina." I said in a really sad tone. I passed by Giratina, walked away, and the Giratina flew to me again. Far from where I was, a girl was running trough the rain with a worried face on the rain. Her purposes were unknown, but she was probably searching for me."
Red- Usu skipped out of the house while it was hailing bricks. He was crying because the girl he loved made fun of him in front of her BBBFUSIFSSFS. Anyways He ran through the forest trying to forget about her. A Brick landed on him and broke his neck. He tried to crawl away when a noise was heard. Giratina flew crashing down every tree in its way. Another brick landed on Usu. Giratina landed right next to him and roared. "Giratina! Oh please help me! Take me to the hospital" Usu begged. Giratina grabbed Usu by the shirt and flew. "THANK YOU! THANK YOU!" Usu started saying. As Giratina flew over the hospital. "Uh..The hospital is that way." Usu said in a scared tone. THEN ANOTHER BRICK HIT USU. Giratina started giggling and threw him in the middle of a forest. Inside was a pack of Elektrikes. "OH CHIT!" Then usu got raped. THE END
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Usu- "...Ghruiiiiiii..." "Yes, Giratina. That's what happened. Thanks for at least hearing me. You...You're not that bad, Giratina." I was walking trough the rain with Giratina flying by my side, explaining to him why I was so sad. "Gwuiii..." "Maybe you're right. maybe I just need some time alone to leave everything behind and think about it..." Giratina then flew away. "USU!" I heard someone screaming my name from afar, and when I heard that, I got into standstill. "That voice...Don't tell me." I muttered to myself. I could barely hear someone's footsteps in the rain's puddles, and each step sounded closer and closer to me. I turned around to see if it was who i thought that someone was, and...I was right.
Red- "Ow my ♥♥♥." Usu cried as he rubbed it. "NYGUYUYGUYGYUG!" Usu looked up to see Giratina again. "NO! NOO!!" Usu started to run away and tripped over a diglett. Giratina swooped down and picked up Usu. THEN A BRICK LANDED ON USU! "Oh come on WTF RED!" Usu yelled in pain. Giratina took Usu by his shirt into the sky. "No please not again!! I dont think I can handle it anymore!" Usu plead. "NUYUNYUNYUNY" Giratina laughed and threw Usu into a new part of the forest. Usu landed safely on a bag of leaves. THEN A BRICK LANDED ON USU Anyways Usu got up and heard footsteps. "No It cant be who I think it is!" Usu said. Then IT appeared and Usu's guess was correct. "ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!" IT sang. The horrible witch monster thing with 60 tentacles and a big moss head with worms coming out of her hair. "OMFG ♥♥♥♥ YOU GIRATINA!!" Usu yelled as he suffered through ITS song.
AND ANOTHER ONE!!
Usu- "A-A-Andrea?! The heck are you doing here?!" I screamed in shock. I watches as she caught up. She could barely breathe. "Man...That run must have been rough." I said. I dropped my bag, opened it, got a drinking glass made of plastic ( ) and a thermo out of it and closed it. "Here. Drink some water." I said while I put some water from the Thermo into the plastic drinking glass. I gave it to her, and watched her drink the water. She gave me the plastic drinking glass back and she said "Why do you carry a wholeload of plastic drinking glasses on your bag?" I threw the plastic drinking glass into a trash can, replying to her "I don't know. Just in case of emergency." I grabbed my bag again, and wondered "What are you doing here?" [Shall be continued later]
Red- "AGH!!!" Usu yelled and then took out a match. He lit the creature on fire and it blew up. In the distance Usu saw Giratina again. "OH HELL NO!" Usu said as he took out a rocket launcher from his fanny pack. He shot at the legendary Pokemon and its guts flew all over Usu. Behind Usu he heard someone. He got scared and shot the rocket behind him. It blew up the whole forest and he saw the person. "A--A-A-A-A-A--ACOMBOBREAKER-AA-AA-AANDREA!? What are you doing here?!" Usu whined in his pubescent voice. "Where my money!? You gonna give me my money!?' Andrea said as she took out a bat. "Oh CHIT" Usu said as he started to run away. Andrea was faster and started chasing Usu. She tackled Usu to the floor and started beating him with the bat. 'WHERE MY MONEY!? You gonna give me mah money?!" Andrea yelled as she hit usu in the stomach with the bat. "WAIT!" Usu said as he started taking stuff out of his fanny pack. He took out a pencil, 343 pokemon cards, a puppy, a lizard, the map to Atlantis, a rare Egyptian scarab beatle, and the whole season of GLEE. "Why do you have all of that inside your fanny pack? And why GLEE!?" Andrea asked. "Just in case...FOR THIS!" Then Usu beat Andrea to death with the copy of GLEE. THE END. Or until Usu posts another one.
NO MORE DAMN IT!!
Usu- "Um, Usu, I noticed Garcia talked to you, and you left Camila's house with a depressed expression. I asked Garcia why you left, and he told me he told you a rumor about me already having a boyfriend...I felt somewhat guilty so I went to try to fix that right ahead. To make it clear, I'm single and I haven't kissed anyone. Is that enough for you to go back?" ...Well, I got hoax'd. "...meh. Why not? I don't have much better to do." I walked back to Camila's house trough the rain. Andrea was walking by my side...And I can't say I was sad anymore. So, we spent the rest of the night having fun and all of such. THE END.
Red- "Alright then" Usu said as he put on his black sunglasses. THEN A BRICK LANDED ON USU! Anyways he started to walk away from Andreas dead body when he heard a growl. He turned around to see Andrea turn into a ROBOT UNICORN ZOMBIE FROM SPACE! "AHHH!! HOLY COCO PUFFS!" Usu dropped his glasses in the mud and he ran away from Andrea. Andrea started shooting rainbow lasers of blood at Usu. Usu took out a pistol from his fanny pack and started to shoot at the monster. Just then GIRATINA came out of no where and flew towards Usu. But Giratina did not kill Usu, IT KILLED ANDREA! "OMG! Thank you Giratina!" Usu yelled in Joy. Then Giratina did that exorcism thing where it tilts its head 180 degrees towards Usu with hate in his eyes. "Oh nipple puffs" Usu said as he started to run again. Giratina chased Usu through the forest and then Usu met Camila.
"Hi Usu!" He said with a smile. "GTFO!!!" Usu yelled as he pushed him into Giratina's mouth. Giratina crunched on Camilia like a jaw breaker. Anyways Usu took out a tank from his Fanny pack and shot at Giratina. It blew up and Usu got out of the tank. "WOOOO!!!" Usu started to dance when a hand touched Usu's Shoulder. "OH SWEET MOTHER OF KFC!" Usu turned around and sprayed with the MG he took out of his fanny pack. He saw who he shot at and it was fourinone. "Oh no..." Usu knew what happens when you ♥♥♥♥ with fourinone. All of a sudden a crate fell from the sky. Usu opened it and it was 40 rabbits. "Aww" Usu said. Everything was peaceful when...A BRICK LANDED ON USU AND HE GOT RAPED BY THE RABBITS WHO WERE VAMPIRES. THE END
Usu- I walked out of the house while it was raining. I was totally heartbroken. I couldn't believe that rumor...But I had to accept reality. I walked to my house in much dismay during the rain. "GHRUUUUUUUU!" I heard a cry during the dark, but I didn't care at all. "GHRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" The cry sounded closer, but it didn't worry me at all either. The origin of the cry showed up to me. A Giratina. "Oh, hi Giratina." I said in a really sad tone. I passed by Giratina, walked away, and the Giratina flew to me again. Far from where I was, a girl was running trough the rain with a worried face on the rain. Her purposes were unknown, but she was probably searching for me."
Red- Usu skipped out of the house while it was hailing bricks. He was crying because the girl he loved made fun of him in front of her BBBFUSIFSSFS. Anyways He ran through the forest trying to forget about her. A Brick landed on him and broke his neck. He tried to crawl away when a noise was heard. Giratina flew crashing down every tree in its way. Another brick landed on Usu. Giratina landed right next to him and roared. "Giratina! Oh please help me! Take me to the hospital" Usu begged. Giratina grabbed Usu by the shirt and flew. "THANK YOU! THANK YOU!" Usu started saying. As Giratina flew over the hospital. "Uh..The hospital is that way." Usu said in a scared tone. THEN ANOTHER BRICK HIT USU. Giratina started giggling and threw him in the middle of a forest. Inside was a pack of Elektrikes. "OH CHIT!" Then usu got raped. THE END
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Usu- "...Ghruiiiiiii..." "Yes, Giratina. That's what happened. Thanks for at least hearing me. You...You're not that bad, Giratina." I was walking trough the rain with Giratina flying by my side, explaining to him why I was so sad. "Gwuiii..." "Maybe you're right. maybe I just need some time alone to leave everything behind and think about it..." Giratina then flew away. "USU!" I heard someone screaming my name from afar, and when I heard that, I got into standstill. "That voice...Don't tell me." I muttered to myself. I could barely hear someone's footsteps in the rain's puddles, and each step sounded closer and closer to me. I turned around to see if it was who i thought that someone was, and...I was right.
Red- "Ow my ♥♥♥." Usu cried as he rubbed it. "NYGUYUYGUYGYUG!" Usu looked up to see Giratina again. "NO! NOO!!" Usu started to run away and tripped over a diglett. Giratina swooped down and picked up Usu. THEN A BRICK LANDED ON USU! "Oh come on WTF RED!" Usu yelled in pain. Giratina took Usu by his shirt into the sky. "No please not again!! I dont think I can handle it anymore!" Usu plead. "NUYUNYUNYUNY" Giratina laughed and threw Usu into a new part of the forest. Usu landed safely on a bag of leaves. THEN A BRICK LANDED ON USU Anyways Usu got up and heard footsteps. "No It cant be who I think it is!" Usu said. Then IT appeared and Usu's guess was correct. "ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!" IT sang. The horrible witch monster thing with 60 tentacles and a big moss head with worms coming out of her hair. "OMFG ♥♥♥♥ YOU GIRATINA!!" Usu yelled as he suffered through ITS song.
AND ANOTHER ONE!!
Usu- "A-A-Andrea?! The heck are you doing here?!" I screamed in shock. I watches as she caught up. She could barely breathe. "Man...That run must have been rough." I said. I dropped my bag, opened it, got a drinking glass made of plastic ( ) and a thermo out of it and closed it. "Here. Drink some water." I said while I put some water from the Thermo into the plastic drinking glass. I gave it to her, and watched her drink the water. She gave me the plastic drinking glass back and she said "Why do you carry a wholeload of plastic drinking glasses on your bag?" I threw the plastic drinking glass into a trash can, replying to her "I don't know. Just in case of emergency." I grabbed my bag again, and wondered "What are you doing here?" [Shall be continued later]
Red- "AGH!!!" Usu yelled and then took out a match. He lit the creature on fire and it blew up. In the distance Usu saw Giratina again. "OH HELL NO!" Usu said as he took out a rocket launcher from his fanny pack. He shot at the legendary Pokemon and its guts flew all over Usu. Behind Usu he heard someone. He got scared and shot the rocket behind him. It blew up the whole forest and he saw the person. "A--A-A-A-A-A--ACOMBOBREAKER-AA-AA-AANDREA!? What are you doing here?!" Usu whined in his pubescent voice. "Where my money!? You gonna give me my money!?' Andrea said as she took out a bat. "Oh CHIT" Usu said as he started to run away. Andrea was faster and started chasing Usu. She tackled Usu to the floor and started beating him with the bat. 'WHERE MY MONEY!? You gonna give me mah money?!" Andrea yelled as she hit usu in the stomach with the bat. "WAIT!" Usu said as he started taking stuff out of his fanny pack. He took out a pencil, 343 pokemon cards, a puppy, a lizard, the map to Atlantis, a rare Egyptian scarab beatle, and the whole season of GLEE. "Why do you have all of that inside your fanny pack? And why GLEE!?" Andrea asked. "Just in case...FOR THIS!" Then Usu beat Andrea to death with the copy of GLEE. THE END. Or until Usu posts another one.
NO MORE DAMN IT!!
Usu- "Um, Usu, I noticed Garcia talked to you, and you left Camila's house with a depressed expression. I asked Garcia why you left, and he told me he told you a rumor about me already having a boyfriend...I felt somewhat guilty so I went to try to fix that right ahead. To make it clear, I'm single and I haven't kissed anyone. Is that enough for you to go back?" ...Well, I got hoax'd. "...meh. Why not? I don't have much better to do." I walked back to Camila's house trough the rain. Andrea was walking by my side...And I can't say I was sad anymore. So, we spent the rest of the night having fun and all of such. THE END.
Red- "Alright then" Usu said as he put on his black sunglasses. THEN A BRICK LANDED ON USU! Anyways he started to walk away from Andreas dead body when he heard a growl. He turned around to see Andrea turn into a ROBOT UNICORN ZOMBIE FROM SPACE! "AHHH!! HOLY COCO PUFFS!" Usu dropped his glasses in the mud and he ran away from Andrea. Andrea started shooting rainbow lasers of blood at Usu. Usu took out a pistol from his fanny pack and started to shoot at the monster. Just then GIRATINA came out of no where and flew towards Usu. But Giratina did not kill Usu, IT KILLED ANDREA! "OMG! Thank you Giratina!" Usu yelled in Joy. Then Giratina did that exorcism thing where it tilts its head 180 degrees towards Usu with hate in his eyes. "Oh nipple puffs" Usu said as he started to run again. Giratina chased Usu through the forest and then Usu met Camila.
"Hi Usu!" He said with a smile. "GTFO!!!" Usu yelled as he pushed him into Giratina's mouth. Giratina crunched on Camilia like a jaw breaker. Anyways Usu took out a tank from his Fanny pack and shot at Giratina. It blew up and Usu got out of the tank. "WOOOO!!!" Usu started to dance when a hand touched Usu's Shoulder. "OH SWEET MOTHER OF KFC!" Usu turned around and sprayed with the MG he took out of his fanny pack. He saw who he shot at and it was fourinone. "Oh no..." Usu knew what happens when you ♥♥♥♥ with fourinone. All of a sudden a crate fell from the sky. Usu opened it and it was 40 rabbits. "Aww" Usu said. Everything was peaceful when...A BRICK LANDED ON USU AND HE GOT RAPED BY THE RABBITS WHO WERE VAMPIRES. THE END
STORY 22. ITS GONE. CHAPTER 3. THE BEAST
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"Did you hear that?" Red asked Jello slowly pulling out his dragon sword. "Ye..Yeah" Jello whispered in a scared voice. They Both turned around to see a beast slowly crawl out of the purple dark storm. It was the size of Cerberus. It had a big black head with fire coming out of it. It had two horns strong enough to take down a whole city. It was red from the neck down and had 6 strong legs with 6 sharpened claws that can pierce through any material. It had a long red tail that was on fire too and had a sharped point at the end. It roared so loud that it brought down 3 houses. "Oh ♥♥♥♥!" Jello yelled. Red saw Jello wobble with fear and so did he. How can two of Us bring down that beast? "♥♥♥♥ it. Lets Kill it" Red said and ran toward it first. Jello looked at Red with a surprised look but then nodded slowly and took out his ice arrows. Red ran under the beast as it tried to swipe at him with its tremendous claws. Red went to It's tail and slashed at it.
He roared in pain and turned around quick enough to slash at Red. It send him flying to a fence. He was covered in blood and could not get up. Red saw Jello dodge left to right avoiding Its Claws of death. Jello shot 10 arrows in the blink of an eye at the monsters head. It fell to the ground and the fire was vanishing slowly. "Good Jello! Keep it up!" Red yelled while trying to get up from that devastating slash. Jello nodded at Red and continued to dodge the monster. The beast got angry and stomped on the street. A wall of fire went straight towards Jello and he could not do anything about it. "NO!! JELLO!" Red got enough strength to run towards him. The beast was faster and intercepted him with his horns. Red jumped on top of one and slashed at his Head as much as he could. He started shaking his head and he got him off. Red landed on the street and looked at the beast. "It does not even look hurt!" Red thought. As he struggled to stay up he heard a voice behind him. "Need Help?" Red turned around to see fourinone.
He roared in pain and turned around quick enough to slash at Red. It send him flying to a fence. He was covered in blood and could not get up. Red saw Jello dodge left to right avoiding Its Claws of death. Jello shot 10 arrows in the blink of an eye at the monsters head. It fell to the ground and the fire was vanishing slowly. "Good Jello! Keep it up!" Red yelled while trying to get up from that devastating slash. Jello nodded at Red and continued to dodge the monster. The beast got angry and stomped on the street. A wall of fire went straight towards Jello and he could not do anything about it. "NO!! JELLO!" Red got enough strength to run towards him. The beast was faster and intercepted him with his horns. Red jumped on top of one and slashed at his Head as much as he could. He started shaking his head and he got him off. Red landed on the street and looked at the beast. "It does not even look hurt!" Red thought. As he struggled to stay up he heard a voice behind him. "Need Help?" Red turned around to see fourinone.
STORY 23- VG Madness Preview
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"Alright...Ven I want you to sneak across and kill that guard. You think you can handle that?" four asked. "Watch this chit right here." Ven said as he got out from behind the bush. As he was getting ready to kill the guard, Jelloman went screaming across the path and slapped the guard. "Jello WTF!?" Ven yelled. "RUN RUN RUN!" Jello said as he hauled @$$. four sighed and went after Jello. The guard started noob toobing Ven and bombs exploded near him. "OMFG! Jello ima kick your @$$! Everything was going as planned." Ven yelled as he dodged bullets. "HAH! Planning stuff is for noobs." Jello said as he picked up the grenade thrown by the guard and threw it back. "WTF!!?" Ven said as the grenade hit him. TICK TICK TICK. Ven got up and kicked the grenade into a seniors home. "Uh...." Then the grenade blew up and bodies of old people flew though the air. "Oh my god!" Ven started freaking out and ran after Jello and four. "four don't you have a throwing knife?" Jello asked. "Its not a throwing knife its a ninja's deadly blade of doom." four said. "Its a knife -.-" Jello said. "ITS A NINJA-" "four STFU AND THROW IT ALREADY!" Ven yelled as the guard shot him in the leg. four jumped in the air and threw it as fast as he could at the guard. "Hi guys!" Jellonator said as he came out behind a wall. "NOO!!!!" four ven and jello yelled. The knife went through Jellonators head and he fell to the floor. He then re spawned 20 seconds later with them running. "WTF four!??!" Jellonator asked. "Now I only have two lives left and we still need 5 more keys! You NOOB!" "Hey why did you get in the way?! With my pure skeelz i could of killed the guard!" four yelled. the four of them kept on running ducking the guard's bullet and grenades. In the distance they saw a tank coming towards them. "Man that better be Barn!" Ven said.
STORY 24- BLAB GOES CRAZY
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It was night and Blab was alone. He was alone in the dark in this room in this house in this city in this state in this continent in this planet in this universe in this GALAXY in this DIMENSION! Anyways he had his hands in his hair and was angry. "THIS CANT BE SO HARD!!!" Blab yelled as he smashed his computer. His goal you ask? Answering 2+2 Blab got up from his chair and went to the phone. He started calling Remmy.. *telephone noise here* "Hello?" Remmy asked. "Its me Blab. Its time to kill Jellonator." ANd then he hanged up. Remmy knocked on his door and Blab gladly opened it. "You dumb@$$ I live with you! You dont have to call me to say something." Remmy yelled. "I know but it sounds cooler "
Blab put on his shades and purple coat and got his ban hammer. Remmy got his pink glasses, foam finger, purple wings, and a taco. Man gotta eat. Anyways they arrived at Jellonators house and broke it down. Jellonator was sitting on the couch playing Dance Central in a pink shirt. "OH CHIT!" Jello ran and got two shotguns. He dodged Remmy's fist of fury and shot at Blab. Blab was like a beast and went closer and closer to Jello. He ran away and tripped on a disc of Twilight. "No Please Blab NO!!! Im to young to die!" Jello pleaded. "Then tell me why..... YOU ATE THE LAST FROZEN BURRITO!" Then Blab killed him. As he was putting away his weapon he felt a gun to his head. "IT WAS ME!" Remmy laughed. "WHAT!?" Blab questioned. "Nah jk. I was bored so I decided to add a twist to the story. " "What Story?" Blab Asked. "THIS ONE" Remmy said and disappeared. "WHAT THE FUUU" Blab yelled and he got eaten by a walrus. THE END
Blab put on his shades and purple coat and got his ban hammer. Remmy got his pink glasses, foam finger, purple wings, and a taco. Man gotta eat. Anyways they arrived at Jellonators house and broke it down. Jellonator was sitting on the couch playing Dance Central in a pink shirt. "OH CHIT!" Jello ran and got two shotguns. He dodged Remmy's fist of fury and shot at Blab. Blab was like a beast and went closer and closer to Jello. He ran away and tripped on a disc of Twilight. "No Please Blab NO!!! Im to young to die!" Jello pleaded. "Then tell me why..... YOU ATE THE LAST FROZEN BURRITO!" Then Blab killed him. As he was putting away his weapon he felt a gun to his head. "IT WAS ME!" Remmy laughed. "WHAT!?" Blab questioned. "Nah jk. I was bored so I decided to add a twist to the story. " "What Story?" Blab Asked. "THIS ONE" Remmy said and disappeared. "WHAT THE FUUU" Blab yelled and he got eaten by a walrus. THE END
STORY 25- RED VS JELLO
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Red- It was 3 days after the apocalypse and there were only two people left. A young boy who likes to write and is very studyful<–––IS NOW A WORD. He goes by the name Jello. His mind sometimes wanders off to this fantasy as he uses his abilities in combat when he needs to. And another person yet more psycho than this calm little flower( lol). He goes by the name of Red. He never showered after the end of the world and wields two twin fire blades with the head of dragons. Also a hobo named Venexis. "IM IN THE STORY!? Oh HI MOM!" Venexis yelled at the narrator. "YOUR MOTHER IS DEAD! AND YOU WILL JOIN HER!" Red said as he light on fire Venexis. Don't worry he was a hobo anyways . Anyways Jello was in the junkyard trying to build shelter when it started to rain. "Great...Let me see if my powers work this time" Jello thought. He tried levitating a piece of cardboard but it resulted in epic failure.
"Damn it!" Jello yelled. "Hm what is this? I hear the voice of a young boy. IM supposed to be the only survivor. This must end now" Red said as he ran towards the echo of Jello. Jello heard Red's footsteps with his super psychic hearing skills and quickly ran behind a pile of garbage. He tried putting a forcefield around him but yet he could not control his powers. "WHERE ARE YOU LITTLE BOY!" Red yelled knocking boxes everywhere. Jello was scared and went into a fetal position. He saw a broken pole sharp enough to cut an elephant. He tried grabbing it with his powers instead of getting it because he is THAT lazy. As it started to work Red found him. "THERE YOU ARE!" Red grabbed him by the foot and threw him against a pile of garbage.
Roaches ran everywhere around Jello knowing that CHIT JUST GOT REAL. It was raining harder than ever and lightning stuck around the junkyard causing a death ring of fire. "Hmm..I guess we both die here. BUT YOU FIRST!" Red yelled as he stabbed his sword at Jello. Jello quickly ran away and tripped over a soda can. He levitated it and threw it at Red's Head. "YES" Jello whispered. Red turned around and chased after Jello. Jello saw a fridge and threw it at Red. "OH CHIT" Red slid under the fridge and kept on chasing Jello. Red threw one of his sword at Jello. In time Jello turned around and knocked it (with his mind) to the side. He saw red go after it and he threw it outside the battlefield. "You little ♥♥♥!" Red kept running after Jello. Jello was running out of oxygen and could not keep on with this mouse and cat game. He saw a giant pile of rubbish and climbed to the top. In the distance he saw a car.
"I wonder If im powerful enough for this" Jello though as Red started to climb up to him to. Jello concentrated on the car and it started levitating. He brought it closer with all his might and Red was getting closer to. The car was now floating on top of both of them and Jello let go. "I GOT YOU NOW!" Red stabbed Jello though his chest as the blood covered his face. The rain washed away the blood down his body while he laughed. As he looked up the car smashed down upon both of them and it was the end. The world had no survivors. Except the hobo Venexis WHO DID NOT DIE! The End
JELLO- Dead end. RedLink was approaching briskly, and I could see him at the end of the corridor as he activated the disc in his left hand, causing deadly spikes to bristle from the edges. Then, without hesitation, Red tossed the deadly Frisbee. I watched as it undulated and wavered toward my head and ducked at the last second. The disc was gone, straight through the brick wall, the “dead end”. I pressed my hand to where it had penetrated the masonry, but it wasn’t brick, it was fabric, and the spikes had torn a gaping hole. Ripping the fabric to make a larger crevice, I crawled through quickly. When on the other side, I pressed my left hand to my right wrist and used my new ability to create a wall of fire then ran down the next bleached corridor. But something wasn’t right, because the vertigo hit me with the first step. The room spun but the platform stayed sturdy and I tried to walk, but I couldn’t keep balance enough to stand, let alone keep my eyes open. Then the lasers fired. Not the harmful kind, but the type to worsen a case of nausea. I turned around to the sound of footsteps. Red has passed the firewall. I slipped the plasma gun from my tool belt and aimed with the best of my ability. And pressed the trigger. I saw Red fall before I finally went down.
"Damn it!" Jello yelled. "Hm what is this? I hear the voice of a young boy. IM supposed to be the only survivor. This must end now" Red said as he ran towards the echo of Jello. Jello heard Red's footsteps with his super psychic hearing skills and quickly ran behind a pile of garbage. He tried putting a forcefield around him but yet he could not control his powers. "WHERE ARE YOU LITTLE BOY!" Red yelled knocking boxes everywhere. Jello was scared and went into a fetal position. He saw a broken pole sharp enough to cut an elephant. He tried grabbing it with his powers instead of getting it because he is THAT lazy. As it started to work Red found him. "THERE YOU ARE!" Red grabbed him by the foot and threw him against a pile of garbage.
Roaches ran everywhere around Jello knowing that CHIT JUST GOT REAL. It was raining harder than ever and lightning stuck around the junkyard causing a death ring of fire. "Hmm..I guess we both die here. BUT YOU FIRST!" Red yelled as he stabbed his sword at Jello. Jello quickly ran away and tripped over a soda can. He levitated it and threw it at Red's Head. "YES" Jello whispered. Red turned around and chased after Jello. Jello saw a fridge and threw it at Red. "OH CHIT" Red slid under the fridge and kept on chasing Jello. Red threw one of his sword at Jello. In time Jello turned around and knocked it (with his mind) to the side. He saw red go after it and he threw it outside the battlefield. "You little ♥♥♥!" Red kept running after Jello. Jello was running out of oxygen and could not keep on with this mouse and cat game. He saw a giant pile of rubbish and climbed to the top. In the distance he saw a car.
"I wonder If im powerful enough for this" Jello though as Red started to climb up to him to. Jello concentrated on the car and it started levitating. He brought it closer with all his might and Red was getting closer to. The car was now floating on top of both of them and Jello let go. "I GOT YOU NOW!" Red stabbed Jello though his chest as the blood covered his face. The rain washed away the blood down his body while he laughed. As he looked up the car smashed down upon both of them and it was the end. The world had no survivors. Except the hobo Venexis WHO DID NOT DIE! The End
JELLO- Dead end. RedLink was approaching briskly, and I could see him at the end of the corridor as he activated the disc in his left hand, causing deadly spikes to bristle from the edges. Then, without hesitation, Red tossed the deadly Frisbee. I watched as it undulated and wavered toward my head and ducked at the last second. The disc was gone, straight through the brick wall, the “dead end”. I pressed my hand to where it had penetrated the masonry, but it wasn’t brick, it was fabric, and the spikes had torn a gaping hole. Ripping the fabric to make a larger crevice, I crawled through quickly. When on the other side, I pressed my left hand to my right wrist and used my new ability to create a wall of fire then ran down the next bleached corridor. But something wasn’t right, because the vertigo hit me with the first step. The room spun but the platform stayed sturdy and I tried to walk, but I couldn’t keep balance enough to stand, let alone keep my eyes open. Then the lasers fired. Not the harmful kind, but the type to worsen a case of nausea. I turned around to the sound of footsteps. Red has passed the firewall. I slipped the plasma gun from my tool belt and aimed with the best of my ability. And pressed the trigger. I saw Red fall before I finally went down.
STORY 26. It's Gone. Chapter 4. Death
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Red looked at four and was relived he had some backup. four wore a black shirt with blue jeans and yellow shoes. He had a black cap and he was chewing bubble gum. He had two swords as well as two pistols on his belt. “What are you doing here four?” Red questioned as he still aimed his Dragon sword at the beast. “Well I heard that Blab was up to no good, so I decided to come here and kick his ♥♥♥. But I guess I was late to the party” four said. He looked up and pointed to the beast, “What the hell is that?” “We don’t know! Blab was here a while ago and planted a dark looking staff in the street and a purple storm started to be made. Then that THING came out of it” Red explained as he and four dodged the beast’s claws.
“Wait…WE? Who is with you?” four asked as he shot his pistols at the beast. The beast got his two front paws and covered his face while it bled. “Jello, Jello is with me but he got hit by a fire wall created by the beast. Now enough talk! Let’s kill this ugly thing and go check on Jello” Ordered Red as he jumped on top of the Cerberus like monster. four just shrugged and joined Red in the fight. Red was grabbing the beast by the horns and stabbing his head. Four started to shoot a barrage of bullets at the beast legs so it could fall. His plan worked and the beast fell to the floor with a big thud. Red and four started to stab the beast’s eyes with their swords. Blood gushed on their faces and the monster roared in pain. “DIE!!! DIE YOU SON OF A ♥♥♥♥♥!” yelled Red. “Red…RED! He is dead, calm down” four said as he pulled Red back.
Red wiped his forehead as it was cover in blood. “Let’s go check on Jello” Red and four went over to Jello’s spot. “Oh ♥♥♥♥” four said as he covered his mouth. Jello’s stomach was wide open and he was still breathing. His hawk is crying next to him and trying to get him up. “Jello. We are going to find help. Four you stay with Jello and protect him. I think I know someone who can help Jello” Red told four. “I guess I have nothing else to do. Stay with me Champ.” Four grabbed Jello’s hand and put his other one under his head. “Well go on then! He does not have much time left” four barked. Red nodded and continued north. “Ninny…I need your help once more”
“Wait…WE? Who is with you?” four asked as he shot his pistols at the beast. The beast got his two front paws and covered his face while it bled. “Jello, Jello is with me but he got hit by a fire wall created by the beast. Now enough talk! Let’s kill this ugly thing and go check on Jello” Ordered Red as he jumped on top of the Cerberus like monster. four just shrugged and joined Red in the fight. Red was grabbing the beast by the horns and stabbing his head. Four started to shoot a barrage of bullets at the beast legs so it could fall. His plan worked and the beast fell to the floor with a big thud. Red and four started to stab the beast’s eyes with their swords. Blood gushed on their faces and the monster roared in pain. “DIE!!! DIE YOU SON OF A ♥♥♥♥♥!” yelled Red. “Red…RED! He is dead, calm down” four said as he pulled Red back.
Red wiped his forehead as it was cover in blood. “Let’s go check on Jello” Red and four went over to Jello’s spot. “Oh ♥♥♥♥” four said as he covered his mouth. Jello’s stomach was wide open and he was still breathing. His hawk is crying next to him and trying to get him up. “Jello. We are going to find help. Four you stay with Jello and protect him. I think I know someone who can help Jello” Red told four. “I guess I have nothing else to do. Stay with me Champ.” Four grabbed Jello’s hand and put his other one under his head. “Well go on then! He does not have much time left” four barked. Red nodded and continued north. “Ninny…I need your help once more”
STORY 27. It's Gone. Chapter 5. The Robber
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Red continued walking north to find Ninny. He was in the city but his destination was somewhere in the woods. Ninny was not a lover of the city but more of nature. He could pretty much heal any wound on this planet. Red kept on walking and was in the heart of the city. People in suits looked at him funny and some even bumped into him with no respect or thought of apologizing. “Calm Down Man, You kill someone here and your ♥♥♥♥” Red thought as he got even angrier as people surrounded him. He ran away from the heart of the city and then his stomach started to growl. “Right… I may be a badass but they gotta eat to” Red looked around and saw a burger joint. He checked his pockets and had nothing. “Damn It! I guess I have to earn money somehow.” Red thought for a second and got an Idea. He stole some guy’s hat like a ninja and went to a street corner. He put the hat on the floor and took out his dragon sword. The tip was the head of the dragon while the handle was the tail. It shined in the light and it looked like the dragon was breathing fire. The handle was bright red with yellow while the blade itself was silver with a gold line running through the middle.
People awed as they got around Red. Red smiled and waited for enough people to get around him. He looked down to his feet and then started to do his street work. He jumped in the air and pointed the sword to the bottom. He then started to balance on the handle with one hand while he was in the air. People were amazed and started to clap. They threw all sorts of money into the hat. “Hmm… Seems like enough for a burger, But I could use some more” Red thought as he started to do another trick. He asked the audience if they had some sort of object that had no meaning to them and they would not care if they lost it. People gave him rubber balls, a pencil, broken glasses, and many useless things. He told the crowd to back away and they listened as they still stared at Red with such amazement. He chuckled and he threw the Items into the air. He sliced all the Items in half a second and they all landed in a neat little pile next to him.
The Crowd went crazy and they stuffed the hat with money. Red bowed and took all the cash and stuffed it all into his pocket. As he started to put his hat on he saw a man in full brown looking at him. Red stared at him for a minute but more people came around him and blocked his view. “Probably not important,” Red deemed as he went to the burger spot. He ordered the biggest burger and it only cost $1.00. He finished the burger in seconds and burped out loud. Many people stared at him but he didn’t care as he left the restaurant. Red started to check how much money he had left. “Ten…Fifteen…Twenty” As Red counted the same man dressed in brown ran towards him and pushed him against the glass door of the burger place. Red dropped all his money and the man ran away with it. “You ♥♥♥ get back here!” Red hollered as he got up and pulled out his sword. The man pushed people out the way and Red pushed them to. They ran through the streets dodging cars and citizens. A bus went through where the man was going to escape. “I got you know you son of a” Then before Red’s Eyes he saw the man jump over the bus using some sort of fire spell. He left a small crater and he was speechless. He got his senses back and continued to chase him. They were out of the city and entering a forest. It was full of trees and animals everywhere. The man continued to run and Red still chased him chopping branches with his sword that were blocking his way. They entered a big open area where magic trees shined surrounding the big peaceful circle. Fireflies flew around Red lighten up around him. Red shook his body to get the bugs off of him. He saw the man stop and turn around. Red pointed his sword straight at him. “What the hell is wrong with you? Stealing my money? Better answer quickly or I will cover this forest with your blood” Red warned menacingly. The man scoffed and he threw away his coat. Before his eyes Red saw a new person. It was a man who was the same height as him and skinnier. He wore a red hat that slanted down his blond hair. He wore a red jacket, red pants, and a red cape. “This guy is obsessed with the Color Red” Red thought to himself. He had puffy white collar around his neck and had bright red boots with gold stripes around them.
He carried a staff which Red stared at for a long time in astonishment. It was gold with wings at the top and in the middle of the wing was a red crystal that glowed in the forest light. Red stared at the crystal and saw fire growing inside of the crystal. Birds sang around them and bees were resting on flowers while they stared at each other. “So, you going to fight me or what?” the stranger asked as he staffed glowed. Red shook his head and raised his sword. “Yeah, Thanks for reminding me. Now I promise not to go easy on you” Red laughed and stared with hate at the man. The stranger laughed, “If you do end up killing me, who is going to heal your ♥♥♥ like the old days?” Red stopped and thought for a second. “Ninny? Is that you man?” The stranger nodded and smiled. “Wow, been a long time man. Where you been?” Red asked trying to have a conversation with his old friend. “It’s been good Red. Now enough talk, I want to see who is stronger.” Ninny smiled and shot a giant wave of fire at Red.
People awed as they got around Red. Red smiled and waited for enough people to get around him. He looked down to his feet and then started to do his street work. He jumped in the air and pointed the sword to the bottom. He then started to balance on the handle with one hand while he was in the air. People were amazed and started to clap. They threw all sorts of money into the hat. “Hmm… Seems like enough for a burger, But I could use some more” Red thought as he started to do another trick. He asked the audience if they had some sort of object that had no meaning to them and they would not care if they lost it. People gave him rubber balls, a pencil, broken glasses, and many useless things. He told the crowd to back away and they listened as they still stared at Red with such amazement. He chuckled and he threw the Items into the air. He sliced all the Items in half a second and they all landed in a neat little pile next to him.
The Crowd went crazy and they stuffed the hat with money. Red bowed and took all the cash and stuffed it all into his pocket. As he started to put his hat on he saw a man in full brown looking at him. Red stared at him for a minute but more people came around him and blocked his view. “Probably not important,” Red deemed as he went to the burger spot. He ordered the biggest burger and it only cost $1.00. He finished the burger in seconds and burped out loud. Many people stared at him but he didn’t care as he left the restaurant. Red started to check how much money he had left. “Ten…Fifteen…Twenty” As Red counted the same man dressed in brown ran towards him and pushed him against the glass door of the burger place. Red dropped all his money and the man ran away with it. “You ♥♥♥ get back here!” Red hollered as he got up and pulled out his sword. The man pushed people out the way and Red pushed them to. They ran through the streets dodging cars and citizens. A bus went through where the man was going to escape. “I got you know you son of a” Then before Red’s Eyes he saw the man jump over the bus using some sort of fire spell. He left a small crater and he was speechless. He got his senses back and continued to chase him. They were out of the city and entering a forest. It was full of trees and animals everywhere. The man continued to run and Red still chased him chopping branches with his sword that were blocking his way. They entered a big open area where magic trees shined surrounding the big peaceful circle. Fireflies flew around Red lighten up around him. Red shook his body to get the bugs off of him. He saw the man stop and turn around. Red pointed his sword straight at him. “What the hell is wrong with you? Stealing my money? Better answer quickly or I will cover this forest with your blood” Red warned menacingly. The man scoffed and he threw away his coat. Before his eyes Red saw a new person. It was a man who was the same height as him and skinnier. He wore a red hat that slanted down his blond hair. He wore a red jacket, red pants, and a red cape. “This guy is obsessed with the Color Red” Red thought to himself. He had puffy white collar around his neck and had bright red boots with gold stripes around them.
He carried a staff which Red stared at for a long time in astonishment. It was gold with wings at the top and in the middle of the wing was a red crystal that glowed in the forest light. Red stared at the crystal and saw fire growing inside of the crystal. Birds sang around them and bees were resting on flowers while they stared at each other. “So, you going to fight me or what?” the stranger asked as he staffed glowed. Red shook his head and raised his sword. “Yeah, Thanks for reminding me. Now I promise not to go easy on you” Red laughed and stared with hate at the man. The stranger laughed, “If you do end up killing me, who is going to heal your ♥♥♥ like the old days?” Red stopped and thought for a second. “Ninny? Is that you man?” The stranger nodded and smiled. “Wow, been a long time man. Where you been?” Red asked trying to have a conversation with his old friend. “It’s been good Red. Now enough talk, I want to see who is stronger.” Ninny smiled and shot a giant wave of fire at Red.
STORY 28. The Battle of the Year
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Jello was standing on the point of Mount Everest. He wore full white and had ninja like reflexes. "It is time...To hunt down Venexis" Jello whispered as he pulled out a knife. "WHAT!!!?! I could not hear you! Speak louder!" Sax yelled next to Jello which caused Jello to fall over and roll down the mountain. It took him 30 minutes to reach the ground and he broke 30 parts of his body. Sax jumped off the mountain and landed next to Sax. He had a saxophone and was wearing full purple with a feathered hat. "You okay?" Sax asked as he kicked Jello. “WTF DUDE!??!" Jello yelled as he got up. "Anyways as I was saying, Lets go find Venexis." Jello and Sax walked for days, weeks, months, YEARS! Nah just kidding Venexis was hiding in a cave in Mount Everest. They both entered the cave cautiously and looked everywhere for Ven. "EAT MY WRATH!" Ven yelled and he jumped out from a rock. He threw a frozen burrito at Jello. "NOOOOOOO" Sax yelled in slow motion as he jumped in front of Jello to protect him. It hit Sax directly in the face and he started to cough up blood. Jello went over to check on Sax. "Sax you okay man?!" Jello asked and he tried to help up Sax.
"Forget about me kid. It’s been good. Don't forget to rate comment and subscribe." With that Sax started flowing into the air and he was no more. Jello got up and pulled out his knife. He stared at Ven whom was laughing. "You ready Jello?" Venexis asked as he took out two frozen candy canes. "Get ready to die Noob!" Jello yelled as he charged at Ven. THEN REMMY RAN THROUGH THE CAVE NAKED HOLDING BACON AND YELLING CANT TOUCH THIS! Jello and Ven were both freaked out and went to continue their battle. Jello stabbed at Ven and Ven blocked with his Candy Canes of DOOM and sweetness. Ven knocked over Jello and he pointed his pointy cane at him. "Prepare to taste the fury of my tasty candy cane!" Ven laughed and then he stared at his candy cane. "So...Yummy" Then in 30 seconds Ven ate his weapons. "Oh ♥♥♥♥" Ven ran away from Jello who charged at him with his knife. The OMFGWTFBBQ Ven ran towards a wall and did a backflip in slow motion. He was in the air going to do a perfect back flip OFF THE DAMN WALL! Jello stared at him for 40 seconds and got tired and stabbed him in the chest. Ven fell to the floor and started crying. Jello thought he won when fourinone entered the cave! To be continued some other day……NOW!
“What tis is going on hur?” four asked all drunk like. He was wearing boxers with heart drawings on them and no shirt. He was holding a beer bottle in one hand and a pencil in the other. “Uhh…What is wrong with you four?” Jello asked. Then Ven found his chance and knocked Jello to his feet. Ven snapped his fingers and his wounds were healed. “HOW!?” Jello asked as he got up. “Silly Jello…I never die In Red’s Stories!” Ven then snapped his fingers again and a giant silver carrot appeared in his hands. Jello pulled out his knife and four passed out in the cave. Then he threw up. Then he blew up. That’s not important, what is important is the fight between Ven and Jello. Ven ran towards Jello and smashed his head with the carrot. Jello flew to the cave wall and bled from his nose. He turned around in time to dodge a head blowing attack from Ven. When he dodged he jumped up to avoid Vens kick but then got hit in the air and went flying outside the Cave to the forest. Jello got up and stabbed Ven in the chest who healed in seconds. “Red This is no fair! Give me some powers to!!!” Jello yelled to the sky. “Fine! Here!” Red yelled and the forest lit up. The world stopped and it turned white. Also when they were fighting, the background music was Dj Tiesto’s louder than Boom. It is awesome!
Anyways Jello opened his eyes and felt a strange power in him. He pointed his hand towards Ven and it started to lit bright green. “Oh yeah! I feel the power!” Jello laughed and launched his new magic at Ven. Ven dodged in time as the blast left a giant hole in the mountain. “What the hell!?” Ven yelled in fear as he ran away from Jello who was laughing like a maniac. “Oh also Ven, You can die now. I was bored so yeah. Good Luck” Red told and disappeared. Ven had no time to complain and continued to run through the forest away from Jello who shot blast after blast at Ven. Ven turned around and did the matrix avoiding one of his Blasts. He ran towards Jello avoiding his blasts and hit him in the face with the carrot. Jello slid through the ground on his back. He got up covered in blood and laughed. He then started glowing green and his eyes turned yellow. He started glowing through the air and laughed even louder. “FEAR ME VEN! I CAN NOT LOSE!” Jello screamed and the whole forest blew up. It was a giant crater and there was smoke everywhere. “Enough play time!” Ven yelled at Jello and two swords appeared in his hands. They were silver and the size of a door. “Only one shall survive Ven” Jello laughed and charged at Ven.
He threw 30 missiles at Ven who quickly dodged everyone. Ven jumped up and started to stab at Jello. Jello got cut up in his arms and bled green blood. Jello looked at his blood and got angrier. He then got shot in the back by a gun shot. He turned around to see MOD. “Hello Noob!” Mod laughed as he blew the smoke of his recently shot gun. “You’re here to help!?” Ven asked through the battle field. “Naw. I’m on no ones side. I’m here to kick both your asses!” Mod was armed with two pistols and a sniper rifle. He had black clothes with a skull on his shirt. “Alright then. WHO ELSE WANTS TO JOIN!?” Jello roared through the land. Behind Ven landed a new challenger. “I Do… And If anyone has a problem with that, They shall join Satan in Hell!” Remmy barked behind Ven. “Hmmm.. This shall be a fun fight indeed” Mod said as he rubbed his epic beard.
“OMFG LIKE SO WILL I JOIN!” PP said as she skipped through the field. “NOOO!” Everyone yelled and used all their weapons against her/him/IT. “What are we waiting for?!” Mod yelled impatiently and shot at Ven who sliced at Remmy who threw grenades at Jello who shot his green magic at MOD. Ven reflected the bullets and ran after Mod. Remmy jumped over Ven’s slash and ran after Jello. Jello picked up the grenades and threw it back at Remmy. Mod dived over Jello’s blast and shot at Ven. Remmy was armed with two daggers, a shotgun, and grenades. He looked like he came out of a war movie. Ven slashed at Mod who jumped on his swords and shot at his face. Ven moved out of the way and ducked Mod’s Sniper shot. Remmy ran towards Jello moving left to right with his daggers and jumping over Jello’s green magic death blasts. “You can no avoid death Remmy!” Jello cackled and charged a giant green light. It grew to the size of a house and he launched it at Remmy. *BOOM*
The blast left a hole the size of 5 football fields. Yet Remmy was nowhere to be seen. “Too easy” Jello said and he charged after Ven. Ven jumped up and slashed at Jello who came flying towards him. Jello moved back and got shot in the leg by MOD. Jello forgot about Ven and charged at Mod. The whole battlefield was lifeless and was covered in dirt and ashes. The sun was black and no one was left. Mod found a rock and jumped behind it. He then got out his sniper rifle and took aim at Jello. He took his shot and it penetrated Jello’s chest. “NOOOO!!!” Jello yelled as a black light covered him. He blew up and green confetti landed beneath where he was. “That was cool” Mod thought. Then in seconds Mod was stabbed in the back by Remmy. “Good Bye Noob” Remmy whispered and Mod fell on the rock bleeding to death. Ven saw what happened and ran after Remmy. Remmy took out 3 grenades and chucked them at Ven who instantly slashed them back at Remmy. Remmy was a goner when Ninny kicked the grenades out of the way. “Oh this looks like a fun party” Ninny laughed and took out his flamethrower sword. He was wearing red and was wearing a white headband. He was armed with a long sword that was on fire. As a long range weapon he had an explosive bolt crossbow.
“What the…Where you come from?” Remmy asked. “Does it really matter? I mean Red can’t always have an explanation for these things. Just be quiet and enjoy this RANDOM story. Nevermind I said that. Now DIE!” Ninny turned around and shot his crossbow at Remmy who dodged in time. Ninny charged after Remmy and Ven was left out of the battle again with his swords hanging. Then Ven heard a noise and with his ninja skeels blocked the attack. “FOOLS! I cannot die!” Jello yelled as his body started to resurrect again. “WTF!??!” Ven yelled as he ran away from his blasts again. Remmy stabbed Ninny in the arm who laughed and slashed his sword at Remmy’s Face. Remmy was instantly burnt and yelled in pain. He took out his shotgun and blasted at Ninny. Ninny ducked the shots and slashed at Remmy’s feet. He back flipped in time but got his hands burnt. Remmy got angry and went Rambo on Ninny. Jello laughed like a crazy person as he shot blast after blast at poor Ven who ran away from him. At a surprise Jello pointed his hand at Ven who started to levitate. “What the hell? YOU Can levitate me?!” Ven asked trying to shake from Jello’s grasp. Jello smiled and threw Ven 40 yards away from the battlefield. Ven went flying and landed on a stump. He was in pain and could not move. In the distance he saw a giant Green missle fly towards him. “Oh SHII-“ The blast landed right on Ven’s spot and he was killed. *Sorry Ven*
Jello was happy and looked at Remmy fighting Ninny. Remmy stabbed Ninny in a quick motion who slashed his flame sword at Remmy. Jello looked around for any other intruders and there were none. Jello landed on the floor and two green swords appeared in his hands. “Might as well be a fair fight” Jello though and he ran towards them. He stabbed at Ninny and Remmy who jumped back. Ninny shot his crossbow at Jello while Remmy shot at him with his shotgun. Jello dodged each attack at lighspeed and appeared behind Ninny. Ninny ducked Jello’s stab and he got shot by Remmy. Jello went flying back to a burnt tree. Ninny moved out of the way from one of Remmy’s grenades and he slashed at Remmy. No one could die and everyone was equally matched. “This is getting boring! Time for some fun” Red yelled through the heavens. A giant monster came dropping from the sky. It had 6 legs and 10 eyes. It had 10 arms with spikes on them and it could slash anything up. Jello got up and charged after the beast who was eaten up in seconds. Remmy and Ninny jumped back from one of the beast’s tentacle slashes. Ninny did not care about the beast and shot at Remmy. Remmy was stuck from Ninny’s shot and he looked at him. “Good Bye friend” Ninny said as he saw Remmy blow up. Ninny covered his face as Remmy’s guts flew by him. He opened his eyes to see the black beast swipe at him with his claws. Ninny went flying towards a tree and fell to the ground. Before he died he saw two new people enter the field.
“Okay then, let’s kill this thing.” Mic suggested. Mic was wearing full yellow and had a black fairy on his yellow shirt. He was armed with two axes made of skittles and for long range a candy licorish whip. “Hell Yeah Lets kill this ugly ♥♥♥♥.” Blab said with such confidence. He wore black armor with spikes on his shoulders and had a giant spiked hammer as a weapon. Many people call it the ban hammer. As for his long range he had an electric gun which could stun anything on this planet. Mic jumped out and landed on the beast’s back. He slashed at the monster’s eyes and managed to destroy 3 eyes. He jumped off and let Blab do the rest. Blab swiped at the beast’s feet and it fell to the ground. Then they both ran towards it slashing and kicking and punching at the monster. It got up and roared out loud which sent them both flying. The beast then started to shake and it blew up. Jello was surrounded by green fire and covered by the monster’s blood. “THIS ENDS NOW!!!” Jello screamed and charged after Blab. Blab dodged Jello’s uppercut but could not dodge his sword stab. Blab fell to the floor and shot the electric gun at Jello. Jello was stunned for 10 seconds and Blab told Mic to attack now. Mic nodded and raised his skittle axe and crushed Jello’s head. He stood over the two as it started to rain. Mic dropped his weapons cause he knew everyone was dead. THENOMFGWTFBBQ four stabbed Mic in the back with the pencil. “You forgot about me noobs” four laughed over Mic as he died. Four drank his beer and skipped along through the lifeless wasteland. THE END.
"Forget about me kid. It’s been good. Don't forget to rate comment and subscribe." With that Sax started flowing into the air and he was no more. Jello got up and pulled out his knife. He stared at Ven whom was laughing. "You ready Jello?" Venexis asked as he took out two frozen candy canes. "Get ready to die Noob!" Jello yelled as he charged at Ven. THEN REMMY RAN THROUGH THE CAVE NAKED HOLDING BACON AND YELLING CANT TOUCH THIS! Jello and Ven were both freaked out and went to continue their battle. Jello stabbed at Ven and Ven blocked with his Candy Canes of DOOM and sweetness. Ven knocked over Jello and he pointed his pointy cane at him. "Prepare to taste the fury of my tasty candy cane!" Ven laughed and then he stared at his candy cane. "So...Yummy" Then in 30 seconds Ven ate his weapons. "Oh ♥♥♥♥" Ven ran away from Jello who charged at him with his knife. The OMFGWTFBBQ Ven ran towards a wall and did a backflip in slow motion. He was in the air going to do a perfect back flip OFF THE DAMN WALL! Jello stared at him for 40 seconds and got tired and stabbed him in the chest. Ven fell to the floor and started crying. Jello thought he won when fourinone entered the cave! To be continued some other day……NOW!
“What tis is going on hur?” four asked all drunk like. He was wearing boxers with heart drawings on them and no shirt. He was holding a beer bottle in one hand and a pencil in the other. “Uhh…What is wrong with you four?” Jello asked. Then Ven found his chance and knocked Jello to his feet. Ven snapped his fingers and his wounds were healed. “HOW!?” Jello asked as he got up. “Silly Jello…I never die In Red’s Stories!” Ven then snapped his fingers again and a giant silver carrot appeared in his hands. Jello pulled out his knife and four passed out in the cave. Then he threw up. Then he blew up. That’s not important, what is important is the fight between Ven and Jello. Ven ran towards Jello and smashed his head with the carrot. Jello flew to the cave wall and bled from his nose. He turned around in time to dodge a head blowing attack from Ven. When he dodged he jumped up to avoid Vens kick but then got hit in the air and went flying outside the Cave to the forest. Jello got up and stabbed Ven in the chest who healed in seconds. “Red This is no fair! Give me some powers to!!!” Jello yelled to the sky. “Fine! Here!” Red yelled and the forest lit up. The world stopped and it turned white. Also when they were fighting, the background music was Dj Tiesto’s louder than Boom. It is awesome!
Anyways Jello opened his eyes and felt a strange power in him. He pointed his hand towards Ven and it started to lit bright green. “Oh yeah! I feel the power!” Jello laughed and launched his new magic at Ven. Ven dodged in time as the blast left a giant hole in the mountain. “What the hell!?” Ven yelled in fear as he ran away from Jello who was laughing like a maniac. “Oh also Ven, You can die now. I was bored so yeah. Good Luck” Red told and disappeared. Ven had no time to complain and continued to run through the forest away from Jello who shot blast after blast at Ven. Ven turned around and did the matrix avoiding one of his Blasts. He ran towards Jello avoiding his blasts and hit him in the face with the carrot. Jello slid through the ground on his back. He got up covered in blood and laughed. He then started glowing green and his eyes turned yellow. He started glowing through the air and laughed even louder. “FEAR ME VEN! I CAN NOT LOSE!” Jello screamed and the whole forest blew up. It was a giant crater and there was smoke everywhere. “Enough play time!” Ven yelled at Jello and two swords appeared in his hands. They were silver and the size of a door. “Only one shall survive Ven” Jello laughed and charged at Ven.
He threw 30 missiles at Ven who quickly dodged everyone. Ven jumped up and started to stab at Jello. Jello got cut up in his arms and bled green blood. Jello looked at his blood and got angrier. He then got shot in the back by a gun shot. He turned around to see MOD. “Hello Noob!” Mod laughed as he blew the smoke of his recently shot gun. “You’re here to help!?” Ven asked through the battle field. “Naw. I’m on no ones side. I’m here to kick both your asses!” Mod was armed with two pistols and a sniper rifle. He had black clothes with a skull on his shirt. “Alright then. WHO ELSE WANTS TO JOIN!?” Jello roared through the land. Behind Ven landed a new challenger. “I Do… And If anyone has a problem with that, They shall join Satan in Hell!” Remmy barked behind Ven. “Hmmm.. This shall be a fun fight indeed” Mod said as he rubbed his epic beard.
“OMFG LIKE SO WILL I JOIN!” PP said as she skipped through the field. “NOOO!” Everyone yelled and used all their weapons against her/him/IT. “What are we waiting for?!” Mod yelled impatiently and shot at Ven who sliced at Remmy who threw grenades at Jello who shot his green magic at MOD. Ven reflected the bullets and ran after Mod. Remmy jumped over Ven’s slash and ran after Jello. Jello picked up the grenades and threw it back at Remmy. Mod dived over Jello’s blast and shot at Ven. Remmy was armed with two daggers, a shotgun, and grenades. He looked like he came out of a war movie. Ven slashed at Mod who jumped on his swords and shot at his face. Ven moved out of the way and ducked Mod’s Sniper shot. Remmy ran towards Jello moving left to right with his daggers and jumping over Jello’s green magic death blasts. “You can no avoid death Remmy!” Jello cackled and charged a giant green light. It grew to the size of a house and he launched it at Remmy. *BOOM*
The blast left a hole the size of 5 football fields. Yet Remmy was nowhere to be seen. “Too easy” Jello said and he charged after Ven. Ven jumped up and slashed at Jello who came flying towards him. Jello moved back and got shot in the leg by MOD. Jello forgot about Ven and charged at Mod. The whole battlefield was lifeless and was covered in dirt and ashes. The sun was black and no one was left. Mod found a rock and jumped behind it. He then got out his sniper rifle and took aim at Jello. He took his shot and it penetrated Jello’s chest. “NOOOO!!!” Jello yelled as a black light covered him. He blew up and green confetti landed beneath where he was. “That was cool” Mod thought. Then in seconds Mod was stabbed in the back by Remmy. “Good Bye Noob” Remmy whispered and Mod fell on the rock bleeding to death. Ven saw what happened and ran after Remmy. Remmy took out 3 grenades and chucked them at Ven who instantly slashed them back at Remmy. Remmy was a goner when Ninny kicked the grenades out of the way. “Oh this looks like a fun party” Ninny laughed and took out his flamethrower sword. He was wearing red and was wearing a white headband. He was armed with a long sword that was on fire. As a long range weapon he had an explosive bolt crossbow.
“What the…Where you come from?” Remmy asked. “Does it really matter? I mean Red can’t always have an explanation for these things. Just be quiet and enjoy this RANDOM story. Nevermind I said that. Now DIE!” Ninny turned around and shot his crossbow at Remmy who dodged in time. Ninny charged after Remmy and Ven was left out of the battle again with his swords hanging. Then Ven heard a noise and with his ninja skeels blocked the attack. “FOOLS! I cannot die!” Jello yelled as his body started to resurrect again. “WTF!??!” Ven yelled as he ran away from his blasts again. Remmy stabbed Ninny in the arm who laughed and slashed his sword at Remmy’s Face. Remmy was instantly burnt and yelled in pain. He took out his shotgun and blasted at Ninny. Ninny ducked the shots and slashed at Remmy’s feet. He back flipped in time but got his hands burnt. Remmy got angry and went Rambo on Ninny. Jello laughed like a crazy person as he shot blast after blast at poor Ven who ran away from him. At a surprise Jello pointed his hand at Ven who started to levitate. “What the hell? YOU Can levitate me?!” Ven asked trying to shake from Jello’s grasp. Jello smiled and threw Ven 40 yards away from the battlefield. Ven went flying and landed on a stump. He was in pain and could not move. In the distance he saw a giant Green missle fly towards him. “Oh SHII-“ The blast landed right on Ven’s spot and he was killed. *Sorry Ven*
Jello was happy and looked at Remmy fighting Ninny. Remmy stabbed Ninny in a quick motion who slashed his flame sword at Remmy. Jello looked around for any other intruders and there were none. Jello landed on the floor and two green swords appeared in his hands. “Might as well be a fair fight” Jello though and he ran towards them. He stabbed at Ninny and Remmy who jumped back. Ninny shot his crossbow at Jello while Remmy shot at him with his shotgun. Jello dodged each attack at lighspeed and appeared behind Ninny. Ninny ducked Jello’s stab and he got shot by Remmy. Jello went flying back to a burnt tree. Ninny moved out of the way from one of Remmy’s grenades and he slashed at Remmy. No one could die and everyone was equally matched. “This is getting boring! Time for some fun” Red yelled through the heavens. A giant monster came dropping from the sky. It had 6 legs and 10 eyes. It had 10 arms with spikes on them and it could slash anything up. Jello got up and charged after the beast who was eaten up in seconds. Remmy and Ninny jumped back from one of the beast’s tentacle slashes. Ninny did not care about the beast and shot at Remmy. Remmy was stuck from Ninny’s shot and he looked at him. “Good Bye friend” Ninny said as he saw Remmy blow up. Ninny covered his face as Remmy’s guts flew by him. He opened his eyes to see the black beast swipe at him with his claws. Ninny went flying towards a tree and fell to the ground. Before he died he saw two new people enter the field.
“Okay then, let’s kill this thing.” Mic suggested. Mic was wearing full yellow and had a black fairy on his yellow shirt. He was armed with two axes made of skittles and for long range a candy licorish whip. “Hell Yeah Lets kill this ugly ♥♥♥♥.” Blab said with such confidence. He wore black armor with spikes on his shoulders and had a giant spiked hammer as a weapon. Many people call it the ban hammer. As for his long range he had an electric gun which could stun anything on this planet. Mic jumped out and landed on the beast’s back. He slashed at the monster’s eyes and managed to destroy 3 eyes. He jumped off and let Blab do the rest. Blab swiped at the beast’s feet and it fell to the ground. Then they both ran towards it slashing and kicking and punching at the monster. It got up and roared out loud which sent them both flying. The beast then started to shake and it blew up. Jello was surrounded by green fire and covered by the monster’s blood. “THIS ENDS NOW!!!” Jello screamed and charged after Blab. Blab dodged Jello’s uppercut but could not dodge his sword stab. Blab fell to the floor and shot the electric gun at Jello. Jello was stunned for 10 seconds and Blab told Mic to attack now. Mic nodded and raised his skittle axe and crushed Jello’s head. He stood over the two as it started to rain. Mic dropped his weapons cause he knew everyone was dead. THENOMFGWTFBBQ four stabbed Mic in the back with the pencil. “You forgot about me noobs” four laughed over Mic as he died. Four drank his beer and skipped along through the lifeless wasteland. THE END.
STORY 29. ELEVATOR MADNESS
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It was a Saturday and Mark was getting ready for his Job. He was in his mid-40 and was a little fat. He had black hair with brown eyes and was wearing a blue shirt and jeans. He kissed his wife goodbye and went to his new Job. The location was Santiago, Chile and he walked to his job feeling happy and excited. He arrived at the building and smiled. “This will be a piece of cake” he thought. He had no Idea what he was going to get a big surprise. He entered through the automatic glass doors and waved everyone hello. He went up the elevator to his Boss’s office. He sensed something strange as he went up the elevator, As if a hand was going down his spine. He ignored the feeling and got out of the elevator. He went to his Boss’s room and greeted him. He was fat also and was wearing full black. He was a bald man who showed yellow teeth as he smiled. Mark did not care on his appearance as he was prepared for his new job. “Hello Mark. Please Sit down” Mark sat down in the comfy leather chair that spins around. You know where you’re a kid and you spin around for hours? Fun right?
Anyways he looked at his Boss fill some paper work. The boss looked up after finishing and smiled. “Hello. My name is Clark and I’m your Boss. Nice to meet you Mark” Clark shook his hand and smiled again. This man is weird thought Mark. “Nice to meet you to Clark, so what do I need to do?” Mark asked with anticipation. “Your Job is to secure this building as the night guard. Don’t let any robbers in or out. Here take this” Clark hands Mark a notebook. “Every Night I want you to write how you experienced the night. Write things that are missing or just what did you do. Understand?” Mark took the notebook and nodded. “Good, Now Just return at 9:00pm and I hope you like your new Job.” With that Clark got up and left. Mark returned home to his wife and ate a plate of pasta.
His wife was skinny and was a brunet. She wore a pink cooking dress and mittens. “Do you like it?” She asked while she smiled. Her smile was warm enough to melt down a whole glacier. “MMHMM” Mark said as he garbled on more of the Pasta. He then went to sleep and set the alarm to 8:30. The alarm went off like a fire truck’s alarm and he got up fast. He saw his wife in the living room watching the news and kissed her goodbye. He then walked to his Job and was prepared for the new Job. He arrived and saw no one there. He opened the doors with his keys and locked it shut behind him as he walked inside. “Wow. Well here we go” He was dressed in full blue and was wearing a black hat. He started to whistle as he walked around everywhere. To the left he saw stairs in the building. The stairs spiraled up to 6 floors. He started walking up the stairs and used his flashlight to guide him. He walked on the carpet and jumped when he heard the telephone ring. He looked at the phone suspiciously and went to pick it up.
“Hello?” Mark said as he answered the phone. “Help Me. I’m on the 5th floor, Room 521!” Then he hanged up. The voice sounded like a child and Mark was confused. “Who left their child here?” Mark thought as he went up to the 5th floor up the stairs. As he went up he heard the elevator ring. He quickly turned around and pointed his flashlight at the doors. They opened and nothing was there. They closed shut again and the elevator went down. Mark was wondering about it being a technical problem and continued to the room. He found room 521 and opened it. There were desks everywhere and papers on the floor. “Hello, are you here child?” Mark asked as he shined his flashlight everywhere.
“Nothing… probably some stupid Prank.” Mark said as he went back to his Job. The elevator started to work again and it went to the 5th floor. The Doors opened and still no one was there. It was pitch black in the building and Mark was getting scared. He climbed down the stairs as he went to his post. At the lobby he grabbed his notebook and started to write when again the phone rang. He picked up and screamed “WHAT?!” “Why are you still not here? Please I’m in the 5th floor!” Then the child hangs up again. Mark hangs up the phone and quickly got out of the building. Before he left he wrote down everything he experienced on the notebook. He arrived sweating at his house and his wife sees him. “What Happened?” She questions as she goes to get a cup of water from the kitchen. “A Child keeps on calling me to help him but he never there where he says he is.” Mark pants as he took a drink from the cup of water. “What? You must be tired. Go to sleep and maybe tomorrow will be different” Says his wife and drags him to bed. Little did they know that this will keep on until Mark will help the boy in any way he could. THE END….NAW
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The Mother was dressed for a lawyer meeting. She was with her 8yr old child. She concentrated on the elevator as she waited for it to reach her floor. Her child was playing with a rubber ball and was smiling. He had brown hair just like his mother and was full of joy. Then the madness started. The elevator doors opened and the mother forgot she was with her child. The boy bounced the ball so high that it went down the stairs of the building. The mother got in with 3 random men and did not notice that her child was not with her. The boy ran down the stairs and picked up the ball. He looked around and did not see his mother. He desperately pressed the elevator button and waited for it to arrive. He was at the 1st floor and the elevator opened up for him. He got in and pressed the 5th floor button to meet up with his mother. Then the mother arrived at her floor and finally noticed that her child was gone.
“Chris?! Chris where are you baby?” She frantically searched every screaming his name. “Mister, have you seen my baby Chris? He is about this tall and has brown hair.” She kept on asking everyone she saw. “No miss I have not, I’m Sorry” Was the answer she always got. She started panicking and went back to the elevator. The boy was freaking out in the small elevator and waited for the 5th floor to arrive. Then the elevator stopped. The Child did not know what to do and screamed for his mother. No one could hear him and no one knew where he was. The mother went to the 1st floor and asked a man where his child was. The man responded saying he saw a boy matching the description of the mother being walked away with a man crying. The mother broke down and left the building. She did not know that her own child was in the elevator behind her and no one knew. The boy ran out of options and looked above. He saw a vent and tried to open it. He jumped up and knocked it over. He climbed through the dark hole to see if there was a way out. The mother called the police and no one ever found the boy. To this day her mother cries for her lost child.
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Mark woke up in the morning stretching and feeling better. He looked over to his wife and smiled. He started to shake her body and she would not wake up. He was confused and scared as he tried again to wake her up. He flipped over her body to see her covered in blood. Her eyes were torn out and her mouth was cut open. He stomach was full of worms and they were feeding on her body. Mark yelled as he got out of bed. He started to cry and then it happened again. The phone started to ring. He started to whimper and slowly walked over to the phone not hoping to hear the person he thought it was. He answered the phone while he started to sweat and shake. “H-H-Hello?” He quietly said into the phone. “WHY!!? WHY!??! You left me all alone in the elevator!” The child yelled and then the walls around him started to bleed. Mark woke up with a scream from his nightmare. He looked everywhere for his wife. She was not in their room and he woke up running to the living room. He saw her in a white robe drinking coffee on the couch watching the news. He checked the news Time and it was 9:00am.
“What happened honey?” She asked as she put down the coffee on the table and walked over to him worried. “Nothing… I just had a bad dream” Mark said as he went to get a glass of water. He then went back to sleep leaving his wife in the living room alone. He then awoke a couple of hours and got dressed. He was feeling so many emotions as he went to see his Boss over the things he wrote in his notebook. He pressed on the revolving doors and went inside the building. He saw the same elevator and shivered in fear. He took the stairs instead and entered his boss’s office. His Boss was sitting down in his chair with his arms crossed and had a confused face. “Are you telling me this is all true? Or you are just paranoid?” The boss asked straight up as he threw the notebook across the desk. “Yes, I swear! The phone rang, the elevator working on its own. It’s all TRUE! You got to believe me.” Mark pleaded across the desk.
“I don’t know what to believe but if you going to make up stories then you might as well quit the Job If you’re too scared.” The boss stood up and started to walk away. “No, I need this Job. I guess I was scared the first day but I promise none of this shall happen again. Please let me keep My Job” Mark looked at his boss with puppy eyes. “Fine, But one more of these lies and your gone” He left the room annoyed and in a rush. As If he knew what Mark was saying was true. Mark left the room sighing and saw a fat man standing by his office. He looked at Mark and closed the door. Mark was suddenly suspicious about something but had no choice but to go home. He arrived to eat dinner with his wife and he told his wife about his nightmare. “Are you crazy honey? Is that Job of yours making you frightened because if it is then you should stop” She held his hand and warmed him with love. “No, this was the only Job available in the whole city and I’m not going to lose it due to a single bad dream. I guess Tomorrow will be diferent.” They finished Dinner and went to sleep.
While Mark was showering he heard the phone ring. He stopped scrubbing his hair and turned the shower off. His head covered in shampoo bubbles and the phone continued to ring. He got his towel and walked out of the bathroom. He slowly tiptoed toward the phone to not wake up his wife who slumbered in peace. His hands shake again with fear and he considers not picking up. He decided to pick up to know well if it is the child again or someone else calling. He cannot go to sleep not knowing and he picks up as If it was a life changing decision. “Hello?” Mark whispered into the phone struggling to keep it next to his hear as he was covered in fear. “You are going to help me tomorrow?” The child said and then he hanged up.
Mark stood there frozen and did not move for once second. He finally got his sense back and hung up the phone. His brown eyes were opened with shocked as he stumbled to the bathroom to finish showering. After he showered he looked at the mirror to see if everything was alright with him. His eyes were pits of nothing as he has not had a chance to sleep due to the nightmares and his skin was dry as a desert. He turned off the lights and went back to sleep next to his caring wife. Without her he would go insane, or maybe more than he is right now. Mark awoke with a rush as his wife woke him up handing him a cup of coffee. She wore the same white robe and smiled to greet him. “Thank Goodness you woke up sleepy head. Here is your breakfast, we got to go soon” She said calmly and left the room.
She left him a tray of eggs, bacon, toast and coffee. What a lucky son of a gun. Anyways he finished eating his breakfast and got dressed. Today he promised his wife to accompany her to the Mall since she pretty much deserves it. He put on a white shirt with blue pants and she put on a pink shirt with black pants. They got in their red sedan and Mark started the car. “Are you okay Honey? You sure you can go with your condition?” She asked caringly. Mark nodded and he drove out of the drive way. On the road the wife fell asleep waiting for Mark to arrive at the Mall. Mark was starting to fall asleep but struggled to stay awake. His eyes started blinking rapidly and his head was vibrating. The noise of cars honking at him only made it worse. He lost control of the car and swerved into an upcoming truck. His wife was dead. Mark cried for days and thought about suicide. He was going insane and it was because of that boy. He did not go to work for 2 whole weeks. He slumped every day from the bed to the couch. Without her he was nothing and could do nothing.
The next night he went back to work and the boss asked him if he was sure if he was ready to handle the Job. Mark just nodded again and his boss handed him the keys. He entered the building and started his normal routine. He went up the stairs to the 3rd floor and It happened again. The phone rang and Mark rushed to pick it up. “WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!? LEAVE ME ALONE!” He yelled into the phone as he spat everywhere. “All I want is for you to rescue me from the 5th floor” The child said and again hanged up. Mark saw the room spin and he could not believe that again the child is calling. He heard the elevator work behind him down the hall and he turned around. He pointed his flashlight at the elevator door as they opened. What was inside of the doors was the biggest surprise of his life. It was the child. He was wearing a green bloody shirt with blue jeans. His hair was brown and flopped down his pale white face. His eyes were missing and his mouthed was covered in blood to. He looked up to Mark and pointed with his index finger up. He looked up the elevator and said nothing. Mark looked at the child almost wanting to throw up but realized that because of him that his wife is dead. Mark grabbed the phone to throw it at the child but the doors closed.
Mark was left alone in the building again and he went to get his notebook. He wrote down everything he saw and left the building. The next day he went to see his boss about the notebook again. He was not in his office this time and Mark decided to leave. He walked past the same office he saw yesterday with the fat man. He was walking away when he heard “Wait” being whispered behind him. He turned around to see the fat man. Mark raised an eyebrow and he was pulled by the man into his office. He then closed the door and went to sit at his chair. He then pointed to the other Chair for Mark to sit in. “What do you want?” Mark questioned as he sat down on the leather chair. “I know all about your “Problems” The man said as he went through his cabinets to find an old newspaper. In the front was the picture of a Child and the Headline “Mysterious Disappearance of Chris Hurther”. Mark started at the picture and could not believe it.
It was the same picture of the boy whom he saw in the elevator. “This little boy was with his mother in this building. No one knew where he went and the mother was shattered. She then went to a mental hospital for multiple attempts at suicide and cutting herself. Poor thing, losing someone you love can be hard.” The bald man told looking at Mark. Mark nodded slowly while shedding a tear. “So what do you think it means? Mister…” “Bob. Call me Bob. I think it means that the child you saw in the elevator is the same child in this newspaper who vanished. You must find his body and properly release his soul so he can rest.” Bob got up and hid the newspaper away. “This is to damn freaky for me man. I’ll see what I can do tonight” Mark got up and shook hands with Bob. He smiled and left the office. Mark did not know if he wanted to do this but he felt he had no other choice. He went home and skipped dinner. He had no feeling of eating alone again. He plumped into bed and passed out.
In the middle of the night he heard the phone ring and decided not to answer It. The next day he stayed in bed watching some sports until he had to go to work. It was 10:00pm and It was time to stop this haunting. Mark entered the building and went directly to the fifth floor. He looked through all the rooms searching for the child. “CHRRIS?! Where are you boy?” He yelled through the halls that echoed in a frightening way. He heard a thump in the elevator. As If a baby was dropped inside.
Mark ran towards the elevator and opened it. There was nothing inside. Mark entered the elevator and looked around for some sort of clue. He looked up to the vent. He opened it and climbed up to see if his instincts were right. He struggled through the opening as he was a fat man and finally made it to the top. He carefully climbed around the wires trying not to fall. In the distance he saw a green shirt. He got closer and he covered his mouth at the scene. He found the dead body of Chris all covered in blood and was a skeleton. Mark later called the police and everything was taken care of. He was properly buried and they let his mother attend the funeral. She was doing better now that she knew her baby was in Heaven. Mark went home after everything and went to sleep. He was finally going to sleep well after one month of torture. He closed his eyes and everything seemed well.
In the morning he woke up yawning and feeling great. He got dressed and walked outside to see the new world without being haunted by a ghost. I guess after a world of suffering and pain can end in a happy ending. But not this story… oh no. Months Later Mark entered the same elevator, still working in his Job, to get a nostalgia feeling. The wires cut loose and the elevator went crashing down. Mark was announced dead and they shut down that elevator for good. At least he will be in peace with his wife. THE END.
* I hope you liked it. I wanted to try something new so yeah. Please leave a review*
Anyways he looked at his Boss fill some paper work. The boss looked up after finishing and smiled. “Hello. My name is Clark and I’m your Boss. Nice to meet you Mark” Clark shook his hand and smiled again. This man is weird thought Mark. “Nice to meet you to Clark, so what do I need to do?” Mark asked with anticipation. “Your Job is to secure this building as the night guard. Don’t let any robbers in or out. Here take this” Clark hands Mark a notebook. “Every Night I want you to write how you experienced the night. Write things that are missing or just what did you do. Understand?” Mark took the notebook and nodded. “Good, Now Just return at 9:00pm and I hope you like your new Job.” With that Clark got up and left. Mark returned home to his wife and ate a plate of pasta.
His wife was skinny and was a brunet. She wore a pink cooking dress and mittens. “Do you like it?” She asked while she smiled. Her smile was warm enough to melt down a whole glacier. “MMHMM” Mark said as he garbled on more of the Pasta. He then went to sleep and set the alarm to 8:30. The alarm went off like a fire truck’s alarm and he got up fast. He saw his wife in the living room watching the news and kissed her goodbye. He then walked to his Job and was prepared for the new Job. He arrived and saw no one there. He opened the doors with his keys and locked it shut behind him as he walked inside. “Wow. Well here we go” He was dressed in full blue and was wearing a black hat. He started to whistle as he walked around everywhere. To the left he saw stairs in the building. The stairs spiraled up to 6 floors. He started walking up the stairs and used his flashlight to guide him. He walked on the carpet and jumped when he heard the telephone ring. He looked at the phone suspiciously and went to pick it up.
“Hello?” Mark said as he answered the phone. “Help Me. I’m on the 5th floor, Room 521!” Then he hanged up. The voice sounded like a child and Mark was confused. “Who left their child here?” Mark thought as he went up to the 5th floor up the stairs. As he went up he heard the elevator ring. He quickly turned around and pointed his flashlight at the doors. They opened and nothing was there. They closed shut again and the elevator went down. Mark was wondering about it being a technical problem and continued to the room. He found room 521 and opened it. There were desks everywhere and papers on the floor. “Hello, are you here child?” Mark asked as he shined his flashlight everywhere.
“Nothing… probably some stupid Prank.” Mark said as he went back to his Job. The elevator started to work again and it went to the 5th floor. The Doors opened and still no one was there. It was pitch black in the building and Mark was getting scared. He climbed down the stairs as he went to his post. At the lobby he grabbed his notebook and started to write when again the phone rang. He picked up and screamed “WHAT?!” “Why are you still not here? Please I’m in the 5th floor!” Then the child hangs up again. Mark hangs up the phone and quickly got out of the building. Before he left he wrote down everything he experienced on the notebook. He arrived sweating at his house and his wife sees him. “What Happened?” She questions as she goes to get a cup of water from the kitchen. “A Child keeps on calling me to help him but he never there where he says he is.” Mark pants as he took a drink from the cup of water. “What? You must be tired. Go to sleep and maybe tomorrow will be different” Says his wife and drags him to bed. Little did they know that this will keep on until Mark will help the boy in any way he could. THE END….NAW
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The Mother was dressed for a lawyer meeting. She was with her 8yr old child. She concentrated on the elevator as she waited for it to reach her floor. Her child was playing with a rubber ball and was smiling. He had brown hair just like his mother and was full of joy. Then the madness started. The elevator doors opened and the mother forgot she was with her child. The boy bounced the ball so high that it went down the stairs of the building. The mother got in with 3 random men and did not notice that her child was not with her. The boy ran down the stairs and picked up the ball. He looked around and did not see his mother. He desperately pressed the elevator button and waited for it to arrive. He was at the 1st floor and the elevator opened up for him. He got in and pressed the 5th floor button to meet up with his mother. Then the mother arrived at her floor and finally noticed that her child was gone.
“Chris?! Chris where are you baby?” She frantically searched every screaming his name. “Mister, have you seen my baby Chris? He is about this tall and has brown hair.” She kept on asking everyone she saw. “No miss I have not, I’m Sorry” Was the answer she always got. She started panicking and went back to the elevator. The boy was freaking out in the small elevator and waited for the 5th floor to arrive. Then the elevator stopped. The Child did not know what to do and screamed for his mother. No one could hear him and no one knew where he was. The mother went to the 1st floor and asked a man where his child was. The man responded saying he saw a boy matching the description of the mother being walked away with a man crying. The mother broke down and left the building. She did not know that her own child was in the elevator behind her and no one knew. The boy ran out of options and looked above. He saw a vent and tried to open it. He jumped up and knocked it over. He climbed through the dark hole to see if there was a way out. The mother called the police and no one ever found the boy. To this day her mother cries for her lost child.
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Mark woke up in the morning stretching and feeling better. He looked over to his wife and smiled. He started to shake her body and she would not wake up. He was confused and scared as he tried again to wake her up. He flipped over her body to see her covered in blood. Her eyes were torn out and her mouth was cut open. He stomach was full of worms and they were feeding on her body. Mark yelled as he got out of bed. He started to cry and then it happened again. The phone started to ring. He started to whimper and slowly walked over to the phone not hoping to hear the person he thought it was. He answered the phone while he started to sweat and shake. “H-H-Hello?” He quietly said into the phone. “WHY!!? WHY!??! You left me all alone in the elevator!” The child yelled and then the walls around him started to bleed. Mark woke up with a scream from his nightmare. He looked everywhere for his wife. She was not in their room and he woke up running to the living room. He saw her in a white robe drinking coffee on the couch watching the news. He checked the news Time and it was 9:00am.
“What happened honey?” She asked as she put down the coffee on the table and walked over to him worried. “Nothing… I just had a bad dream” Mark said as he went to get a glass of water. He then went back to sleep leaving his wife in the living room alone. He then awoke a couple of hours and got dressed. He was feeling so many emotions as he went to see his Boss over the things he wrote in his notebook. He pressed on the revolving doors and went inside the building. He saw the same elevator and shivered in fear. He took the stairs instead and entered his boss’s office. His Boss was sitting down in his chair with his arms crossed and had a confused face. “Are you telling me this is all true? Or you are just paranoid?” The boss asked straight up as he threw the notebook across the desk. “Yes, I swear! The phone rang, the elevator working on its own. It’s all TRUE! You got to believe me.” Mark pleaded across the desk.
“I don’t know what to believe but if you going to make up stories then you might as well quit the Job If you’re too scared.” The boss stood up and started to walk away. “No, I need this Job. I guess I was scared the first day but I promise none of this shall happen again. Please let me keep My Job” Mark looked at his boss with puppy eyes. “Fine, But one more of these lies and your gone” He left the room annoyed and in a rush. As If he knew what Mark was saying was true. Mark left the room sighing and saw a fat man standing by his office. He looked at Mark and closed the door. Mark was suddenly suspicious about something but had no choice but to go home. He arrived to eat dinner with his wife and he told his wife about his nightmare. “Are you crazy honey? Is that Job of yours making you frightened because if it is then you should stop” She held his hand and warmed him with love. “No, this was the only Job available in the whole city and I’m not going to lose it due to a single bad dream. I guess Tomorrow will be diferent.” They finished Dinner and went to sleep.
While Mark was showering he heard the phone ring. He stopped scrubbing his hair and turned the shower off. His head covered in shampoo bubbles and the phone continued to ring. He got his towel and walked out of the bathroom. He slowly tiptoed toward the phone to not wake up his wife who slumbered in peace. His hands shake again with fear and he considers not picking up. He decided to pick up to know well if it is the child again or someone else calling. He cannot go to sleep not knowing and he picks up as If it was a life changing decision. “Hello?” Mark whispered into the phone struggling to keep it next to his hear as he was covered in fear. “You are going to help me tomorrow?” The child said and then he hanged up.
Mark stood there frozen and did not move for once second. He finally got his sense back and hung up the phone. His brown eyes were opened with shocked as he stumbled to the bathroom to finish showering. After he showered he looked at the mirror to see if everything was alright with him. His eyes were pits of nothing as he has not had a chance to sleep due to the nightmares and his skin was dry as a desert. He turned off the lights and went back to sleep next to his caring wife. Without her he would go insane, or maybe more than he is right now. Mark awoke with a rush as his wife woke him up handing him a cup of coffee. She wore the same white robe and smiled to greet him. “Thank Goodness you woke up sleepy head. Here is your breakfast, we got to go soon” She said calmly and left the room.
She left him a tray of eggs, bacon, toast and coffee. What a lucky son of a gun. Anyways he finished eating his breakfast and got dressed. Today he promised his wife to accompany her to the Mall since she pretty much deserves it. He put on a white shirt with blue pants and she put on a pink shirt with black pants. They got in their red sedan and Mark started the car. “Are you okay Honey? You sure you can go with your condition?” She asked caringly. Mark nodded and he drove out of the drive way. On the road the wife fell asleep waiting for Mark to arrive at the Mall. Mark was starting to fall asleep but struggled to stay awake. His eyes started blinking rapidly and his head was vibrating. The noise of cars honking at him only made it worse. He lost control of the car and swerved into an upcoming truck. His wife was dead. Mark cried for days and thought about suicide. He was going insane and it was because of that boy. He did not go to work for 2 whole weeks. He slumped every day from the bed to the couch. Without her he was nothing and could do nothing.
The next night he went back to work and the boss asked him if he was sure if he was ready to handle the Job. Mark just nodded again and his boss handed him the keys. He entered the building and started his normal routine. He went up the stairs to the 3rd floor and It happened again. The phone rang and Mark rushed to pick it up. “WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!? LEAVE ME ALONE!” He yelled into the phone as he spat everywhere. “All I want is for you to rescue me from the 5th floor” The child said and again hanged up. Mark saw the room spin and he could not believe that again the child is calling. He heard the elevator work behind him down the hall and he turned around. He pointed his flashlight at the elevator door as they opened. What was inside of the doors was the biggest surprise of his life. It was the child. He was wearing a green bloody shirt with blue jeans. His hair was brown and flopped down his pale white face. His eyes were missing and his mouthed was covered in blood to. He looked up to Mark and pointed with his index finger up. He looked up the elevator and said nothing. Mark looked at the child almost wanting to throw up but realized that because of him that his wife is dead. Mark grabbed the phone to throw it at the child but the doors closed.
Mark was left alone in the building again and he went to get his notebook. He wrote down everything he saw and left the building. The next day he went to see his boss about the notebook again. He was not in his office this time and Mark decided to leave. He walked past the same office he saw yesterday with the fat man. He was walking away when he heard “Wait” being whispered behind him. He turned around to see the fat man. Mark raised an eyebrow and he was pulled by the man into his office. He then closed the door and went to sit at his chair. He then pointed to the other Chair for Mark to sit in. “What do you want?” Mark questioned as he sat down on the leather chair. “I know all about your “Problems” The man said as he went through his cabinets to find an old newspaper. In the front was the picture of a Child and the Headline “Mysterious Disappearance of Chris Hurther”. Mark started at the picture and could not believe it.
It was the same picture of the boy whom he saw in the elevator. “This little boy was with his mother in this building. No one knew where he went and the mother was shattered. She then went to a mental hospital for multiple attempts at suicide and cutting herself. Poor thing, losing someone you love can be hard.” The bald man told looking at Mark. Mark nodded slowly while shedding a tear. “So what do you think it means? Mister…” “Bob. Call me Bob. I think it means that the child you saw in the elevator is the same child in this newspaper who vanished. You must find his body and properly release his soul so he can rest.” Bob got up and hid the newspaper away. “This is to damn freaky for me man. I’ll see what I can do tonight” Mark got up and shook hands with Bob. He smiled and left the office. Mark did not know if he wanted to do this but he felt he had no other choice. He went home and skipped dinner. He had no feeling of eating alone again. He plumped into bed and passed out.
In the middle of the night he heard the phone ring and decided not to answer It. The next day he stayed in bed watching some sports until he had to go to work. It was 10:00pm and It was time to stop this haunting. Mark entered the building and went directly to the fifth floor. He looked through all the rooms searching for the child. “CHRRIS?! Where are you boy?” He yelled through the halls that echoed in a frightening way. He heard a thump in the elevator. As If a baby was dropped inside.
Mark ran towards the elevator and opened it. There was nothing inside. Mark entered the elevator and looked around for some sort of clue. He looked up to the vent. He opened it and climbed up to see if his instincts were right. He struggled through the opening as he was a fat man and finally made it to the top. He carefully climbed around the wires trying not to fall. In the distance he saw a green shirt. He got closer and he covered his mouth at the scene. He found the dead body of Chris all covered in blood and was a skeleton. Mark later called the police and everything was taken care of. He was properly buried and they let his mother attend the funeral. She was doing better now that she knew her baby was in Heaven. Mark went home after everything and went to sleep. He was finally going to sleep well after one month of torture. He closed his eyes and everything seemed well.
In the morning he woke up yawning and feeling great. He got dressed and walked outside to see the new world without being haunted by a ghost. I guess after a world of suffering and pain can end in a happy ending. But not this story… oh no. Months Later Mark entered the same elevator, still working in his Job, to get a nostalgia feeling. The wires cut loose and the elevator went crashing down. Mark was announced dead and they shut down that elevator for good. At least he will be in peace with his wife. THE END.
* I hope you liked it. I wanted to try something new so yeah. Please leave a review*
STORY 29.5 The Jar of EVIL. THE END
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Jelloman44 started to sweat. He sweated so much that he made a new ocean and dolphins swam in the sweat that he made from sweating too much. You’re probably thinking. What is Jello doing that involves him getting so worked up? Well if you thought it was something epic then you are wrong young child. Jello was busy… trying to open a jar of pickles. “This is so difficult! I have to complain about this!” Jello yelled throughout his house as he smashed the Jar on the kitchen Table. “I nurs! Mayber uf I bite with my tooths it shur work!” Jello thought in a Redneck voice.
He grabbed the jar and twisted the top with his teeth. He ended up breaking 4 teeth and crying on the floor. He got up and stared at the Jar. “Alright Pickle jar… It’s just you and me. This can go the hard way or the easy way!” Jello screamed at the Pickle Jar who stood there on the table like nothing. Jello wore full Blue and had a pencil which grew into the size of a sword in seconds. He got it as a gift from Obama after saving him from robot pirate ninja vampire Nazis on Booby Island. But that’s another story. Anyways as Jello was going to slice the top, he saw someone fall through the roof of his house. “WHAT THE CHILLI NIPPLES!?” Jello panicked as he went over to the debris. A figure stood up and stared at Jello with red eyes. He was wearing full Red and had a giant rocket launcher on his back. He was the size of two Jellos and left a giant hole in the house. “Are you the one they call Jello?” The thing asked.
“Yeah? Why what do you want? If it’s my playboy collection then HELL NO!”Jello pulled out his pencil sword and aimed it at the thing. “My codename is Red. And I came here to kill you for trying to open the world’s most powerful pickle jar ever!” Then Red took out his rocket launcher and pressed the trigger. Jello thought quickly and dodged the blast which brought the house down. Except the table with the pickle jar. DAMN YOU PICKLE JAR. Anyways Jello ran away from Red as Red laughed and shot his giant blasts at Jello. Jello lives in a forest because he was raised by lemurs but again that’s another story. Red ran out of ammo and took out his most special weapon. A box. “A box that’s it? Lololol” Jello laughed as he got closer to Red. “Why don’t you try opening it?” Red smirked giving the box to Jello. Jello took it fast from his hands and slowly opened it. Inside was a card. Jello picked it up and read it. “You're Fat” Jello was confused and thought this was a joke when OMFGWTFBBQ a robot T-Rex came up and ate him up like skittles.
That was not part of Red’s plan. He wanted Jello to run away crying but he did not send in the T-Rex. The mouth of the T-Rex opened up and someone came out of the T-Rex’s mouth. It was none other than PP! “NO!” Red yelled and snapped her neck. Anyways for real it was Venexis! “You like my toy Red? It can kick yo ♥♥♥ anyday, anytime, anywhere” As Ven continued to talk; Red walked over to the T-Rex and kicked it in the nuts. The T-Rex blew up and so did Jello. “WTF?!” Ven was shocked at what has happened. Red laughed and he pulled out the Master Sword and ran after Ven. Ven took out his Cross and waved it at Red. “THE POWER OF CHRSIT COMPELS YOU!” Ven yelled as he waved his cross at Red. Red slapped Ven across the face and Ven went flying through 20 trees. “Alright Enough Tea Time!” Ven pulled out his green lightsaber. “FOOL RED! I believe in the force! You can’t stop me!” Ven laughed with confidence and Red shrugged. He stabbed Ven in the chest and he died.
Then he tried to crawl away but a pack of hungry bunnies came up and chewed on his flesh. Then a hobo came and pissed on him. Then he blew up. Anyways Red was going to Jello’s house’s location when he got shot in the back. He started to scream and white light flashed inside of him. He then…..Did not die. I’m the creator and blowing up is so mainstream. So for Red’s Death he is just going to fall to the ground and be taken away by Malaysian midgets. Anyways… The guy who shot Red was Mic. “Heh…This battle needs more cowbells!” Mic wore full yellow and his weapons were a nerf Gun that shot real bullets for some reason and he had a knife made out of bubbles. Mic whistled toward the house and saw the Jar of Pickles. “Oh Jar of Pickles! Legends say of a man who happens to open you shall have all the power in the world! I shall be that man and would have the best power ever!” Mic grabbed the pickle Jar and twisted as much as he could. He was panting and gasping and sweating and farting. He tried one final time until he ♥♥♥♥ himself to death.
So after Mic’s pathetic Death a new challenger arrived at the scene. It was Ninny! He wore full light blue and as a weapon he had a nunchuck and a wiimote. Everything he did with the controls would happen in real life. Ninny stared at the Jar and smiled. As he went to open it he heard a voice. “THIS IS TOO EASY! MIC GET YO ♥♥♥ BACK UP.” Red yelled through the sky. Mic was getting revived but was still covered in poop. “Aww this is nasty! Anyways prepare to die Ninny!” Mic stabbed at Ninny with his bubble knife and it did…absolutely nothing. “Red! What the hell did you give me this?” Mic yelled at the sky. “For the lulz hehe..” Red man giggled and watched them fight.
Ninny started drawing with his weapons with such a passion. Mic reloaded his Nerf Gun and aimed at Ninny. “Hasta La Vista Baby!” Mic yelled and press the trigger. Again nothing happened. “DAMN YOU NERF!!” Mic struggled to see what the problem was while Ninny was drawing something SO big that could kill anything in this world. Mic started to hit the gun on a tree and even aimed it at himself to see if it would work. He threw it away and thought of punching ninny in the gut when Ninny was finished with his drawing. “NO!! No I cannot die this WAY! OMFG NO!!!” Mic started to run away but he was finished from the start. Ninny drew two gigantic big circles and one giant oval in the middle of them. Oh wait. Ninny you sick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Anyways Mic tripped over a rock and the drawing fell on Him. “Ew…” Ninny said and went over to the Jar of Pickles. As he went over to the cabinet he heard a noise from inside and OMFGWTFBQQ Remmy came out of it. “What the hell you doing there?!” Ninny questioned raising his wii mote at him. “WHAT!? It’s not like I live in Jello’s kitchen cabinet and watch him sleep at night. It’s not like I have a diary of things he says in his sleep titled “Things Jello says in his sleep”. Uh… PREPARE TO DIE!” Remmy wore nothing at all 0.o. “That’s nasty as hell! Here Im giving you a fairy dress” Red shouted through the sky. Remmy was now wearing a fairy costume and his weapon was a dirty shoe. Remmy ran towards Ninny who started to draw guns shooting at him. Remmy dodged them all and even ate one and threw one back at Ninny. Remmy is one crazy mental mofo.
Ninny was panicking and started to run away leaving the Jar of Pickles alone. While they chased each other four came walking through the forest and saw the jar. “OHH I love me some juicy pickles!” four said and walked towards them when OMFGWTFBBQAGAIN Snookie from Jersey Shore came out of a bush. “NURRR! Snookie snookie want pickles! You shall DIE!” The ugly whore troll screamed at four. “WHAT IS THAT THING!?” four ran way screaming like a 4yr old in a high pitch voice. So he screamed like Justin Beiber. Anyways while two battles were going on Usu walked through the forest and saw the Pickle Jar. “Hmm If legends are true then I can gain your power. Maybe I can use it for world peace! Or maybe I can make it so Andrea loves me!” Usu ran towards the Jar of Pickles but then stepped on a mine and blew up. Now this is that part where you say, “Oh Red! Where did that mine come from?! And Like omg why did Usu die so quick? And UHH”-Noob. Well my response to that is….THE GAME. So shadap! Anyways As Usu’s guts flew through the air SAX also saw the Jar of Pickles. He knew exactly what to do and waited for the right time. He wore full white and had his saxophone. Remmy charged at Ninny while foaming from the mouth screaming things that no child should heard and is banned in 54 different countries.
Remmy finally tripped on a rock…DAMN ROCKS… and Ninny turned around. Ninny started to draw when he heard a *BEEP*. He was like 0.o when he saw his Wii Mote turn off. “NO!!! I NEED BATTERIES!!” Ninny cried and Remmy got up. DAMN YOU NINTENDO. Anyways Remmy kicked Ninny in the face and shoved his dirty foot down his throat and peed on him. Then Remmy ran back towards the house while Ninny laid on the floor crying to what has happened to him. Then the Malaysian midgets of the forest came and took him away. They ate his flesh. Anyways four continued to run away from Snookie and had an Idea. He took a condom out of his pants and threw it at Snookie. “NO!! Safe Sex! Im melting!...” Snookie started to melt and all that was left was her Wig. Yeah I know that ♥♥♥♥ is fake! Anyways now you wondering why does four have a condom in his pants? Well at night he is an undercover pimp who stops crimes in New York City from gangster robots. Does that answer your question? Four was relieved and ran back to the house. He then saw Remmy and Remmy saw four. They looked at each other while epic music played in the back ground. The music was Elena Siegman’s 115. Anyways they ran towards each other and then Sax jumped out in between them.
He started to play his Saxophone when the sun turned dark. All the trees started to wither away and the animals turned to skeletons. The world was full of death and it was because of Sax playing his evil dark Saxophone. Angels cried and the devil rose from Hell and ate up Remmy and four. Sax continued to play while banshees cried and demons cackled at everyone’s pain. His eyes were closed while he played his amazing but yet hell raising epic song. He opened his eyes and everything was gone. “YES! I knew that my disappearance song that magician from the back alley taught me would work. I still question why he would twitch and say the word Satan every 10 seconds. Eh… I guess that does not matter” Sax put away his Saxophone and walked towards the Pickle Jar.
He grabbed the lid. No the Lid. THE LID. (Spongebob Reference) Anyways he twisted it and it finally opened. He took a bite of the pickle and the most amazing thing happened. The heavens opened and down came a crystal ball with light glowing from it. “YES! The power is finally MINE!” Sax giggled as the crystal ball got closer when OMFGWTFBQQAGAINTWICE four crawled out of Hell and ran towards Sax. “FOOL! I have no soul! I am dead already!” four yelled and pushed Sax away. Four took the crystal ball and opened it. Inside of it made four’s face combust into flames. Then he died for reals Anyways Sax was confused and saw what was inside. He took the piece of paper and read it aloud “ CONGRATULATIONS! YOU DEFEATED EVERYONE AND OPENED THE MAGICAL PICKLE JAR! YOU…ARE…COOL!” Sax went crazy and stabbed himself with the tip of the Saxophone. The world was in Hell and everyone was dead. Ninny got raped by Malaysian midgets and Mic well... Sorry. That’s the end of that! Also…DAMN YOU GAMES THAT SAY CRAP LIKE THAT AFTER DOING SOMETHING SO HARD! I know you reader will agree with me .;.;. BYE! Don’t get raped by Malaysian street midgets. THE END..OR IS IT? Runouw stood over the bodies and laughed. Then got eaten by a walrus. THE END FOR REALS.
*Well I Am Done. Hope you enjoyed 29.5 stories but I am done. Season 1 is done. Not posting anymore till story 30 which shall be a surprise. Not even started lol. Anyways Yeah GOOD NIGHT LAS VEGAS!*
CREDITS
Red- Maker and wrote everything. You did NOTHING.
Venexis- The Hobo who never dies
Four- Random guy who likes Waffles
Remmy- Mental guy who plays with Fire
Mic- Funny killer who once ate a bowl of air
Usuario- Random guy who always dies in 10 seconds
Sax- Epic dude who plays His saxophone and sleeps with whores
Ninny- 40 yr old robot ninja
Jelloman44- Dude who looks innocent but eats Orphans for breakfast
Blab- Dictator in Peru and loves Icarly
Suyo- Never in stories lol( Don’t worry he will)
Barn- A drug addict who is my minion
Ridder- Unkown Gender of pure ownage
Shad- Psycho who makes Hitler go into the fetal position
Runouw- Creator of Runouw. *Yawn* Also loves watching Spongebob Naked
Oranj- 2yr old baby who was raised by clowns. DAMN CLOWNS
Shyguy- Dude who likes sniffing glue
Brando- Bodybuilder who loves Chicken
Myst- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
PrincessPeach- NO! *Is killed in 40 different ways*
Destroyer1- Random test Dummy
And to anyone else who was in my stories.
GOOD BYE.
He grabbed the jar and twisted the top with his teeth. He ended up breaking 4 teeth and crying on the floor. He got up and stared at the Jar. “Alright Pickle jar… It’s just you and me. This can go the hard way or the easy way!” Jello screamed at the Pickle Jar who stood there on the table like nothing. Jello wore full Blue and had a pencil which grew into the size of a sword in seconds. He got it as a gift from Obama after saving him from robot pirate ninja vampire Nazis on Booby Island. But that’s another story. Anyways as Jello was going to slice the top, he saw someone fall through the roof of his house. “WHAT THE CHILLI NIPPLES!?” Jello panicked as he went over to the debris. A figure stood up and stared at Jello with red eyes. He was wearing full Red and had a giant rocket launcher on his back. He was the size of two Jellos and left a giant hole in the house. “Are you the one they call Jello?” The thing asked.
“Yeah? Why what do you want? If it’s my playboy collection then HELL NO!”Jello pulled out his pencil sword and aimed it at the thing. “My codename is Red. And I came here to kill you for trying to open the world’s most powerful pickle jar ever!” Then Red took out his rocket launcher and pressed the trigger. Jello thought quickly and dodged the blast which brought the house down. Except the table with the pickle jar. DAMN YOU PICKLE JAR. Anyways Jello ran away from Red as Red laughed and shot his giant blasts at Jello. Jello lives in a forest because he was raised by lemurs but again that’s another story. Red ran out of ammo and took out his most special weapon. A box. “A box that’s it? Lololol” Jello laughed as he got closer to Red. “Why don’t you try opening it?” Red smirked giving the box to Jello. Jello took it fast from his hands and slowly opened it. Inside was a card. Jello picked it up and read it. “You're Fat” Jello was confused and thought this was a joke when OMFGWTFBBQ a robot T-Rex came up and ate him up like skittles.
That was not part of Red’s plan. He wanted Jello to run away crying but he did not send in the T-Rex. The mouth of the T-Rex opened up and someone came out of the T-Rex’s mouth. It was none other than PP! “NO!” Red yelled and snapped her neck. Anyways for real it was Venexis! “You like my toy Red? It can kick yo ♥♥♥ anyday, anytime, anywhere” As Ven continued to talk; Red walked over to the T-Rex and kicked it in the nuts. The T-Rex blew up and so did Jello. “WTF?!” Ven was shocked at what has happened. Red laughed and he pulled out the Master Sword and ran after Ven. Ven took out his Cross and waved it at Red. “THE POWER OF CHRSIT COMPELS YOU!” Ven yelled as he waved his cross at Red. Red slapped Ven across the face and Ven went flying through 20 trees. “Alright Enough Tea Time!” Ven pulled out his green lightsaber. “FOOL RED! I believe in the force! You can’t stop me!” Ven laughed with confidence and Red shrugged. He stabbed Ven in the chest and he died.
Then he tried to crawl away but a pack of hungry bunnies came up and chewed on his flesh. Then a hobo came and pissed on him. Then he blew up. Anyways Red was going to Jello’s house’s location when he got shot in the back. He started to scream and white light flashed inside of him. He then…..Did not die. I’m the creator and blowing up is so mainstream. So for Red’s Death he is just going to fall to the ground and be taken away by Malaysian midgets. Anyways… The guy who shot Red was Mic. “Heh…This battle needs more cowbells!” Mic wore full yellow and his weapons were a nerf Gun that shot real bullets for some reason and he had a knife made out of bubbles. Mic whistled toward the house and saw the Jar of Pickles. “Oh Jar of Pickles! Legends say of a man who happens to open you shall have all the power in the world! I shall be that man and would have the best power ever!” Mic grabbed the pickle Jar and twisted as much as he could. He was panting and gasping and sweating and farting. He tried one final time until he ♥♥♥♥ himself to death.
So after Mic’s pathetic Death a new challenger arrived at the scene. It was Ninny! He wore full light blue and as a weapon he had a nunchuck and a wiimote. Everything he did with the controls would happen in real life. Ninny stared at the Jar and smiled. As he went to open it he heard a voice. “THIS IS TOO EASY! MIC GET YO ♥♥♥ BACK UP.” Red yelled through the sky. Mic was getting revived but was still covered in poop. “Aww this is nasty! Anyways prepare to die Ninny!” Mic stabbed at Ninny with his bubble knife and it did…absolutely nothing. “Red! What the hell did you give me this?” Mic yelled at the sky. “For the lulz hehe..” Red man giggled and watched them fight.
Ninny started drawing with his weapons with such a passion. Mic reloaded his Nerf Gun and aimed at Ninny. “Hasta La Vista Baby!” Mic yelled and press the trigger. Again nothing happened. “DAMN YOU NERF!!” Mic struggled to see what the problem was while Ninny was drawing something SO big that could kill anything in this world. Mic started to hit the gun on a tree and even aimed it at himself to see if it would work. He threw it away and thought of punching ninny in the gut when Ninny was finished with his drawing. “NO!! No I cannot die this WAY! OMFG NO!!!” Mic started to run away but he was finished from the start. Ninny drew two gigantic big circles and one giant oval in the middle of them. Oh wait. Ninny you sick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Anyways Mic tripped over a rock and the drawing fell on Him. “Ew…” Ninny said and went over to the Jar of Pickles. As he went over to the cabinet he heard a noise from inside and OMFGWTFBQQ Remmy came out of it. “What the hell you doing there?!” Ninny questioned raising his wii mote at him. “WHAT!? It’s not like I live in Jello’s kitchen cabinet and watch him sleep at night. It’s not like I have a diary of things he says in his sleep titled “Things Jello says in his sleep”. Uh… PREPARE TO DIE!” Remmy wore nothing at all 0.o. “That’s nasty as hell! Here Im giving you a fairy dress” Red shouted through the sky. Remmy was now wearing a fairy costume and his weapon was a dirty shoe. Remmy ran towards Ninny who started to draw guns shooting at him. Remmy dodged them all and even ate one and threw one back at Ninny. Remmy is one crazy mental mofo.
Ninny was panicking and started to run away leaving the Jar of Pickles alone. While they chased each other four came walking through the forest and saw the jar. “OHH I love me some juicy pickles!” four said and walked towards them when OMFGWTFBBQAGAIN Snookie from Jersey Shore came out of a bush. “NURRR! Snookie snookie want pickles! You shall DIE!” The ugly whore troll screamed at four. “WHAT IS THAT THING!?” four ran way screaming like a 4yr old in a high pitch voice. So he screamed like Justin Beiber. Anyways while two battles were going on Usu walked through the forest and saw the Pickle Jar. “Hmm If legends are true then I can gain your power. Maybe I can use it for world peace! Or maybe I can make it so Andrea loves me!” Usu ran towards the Jar of Pickles but then stepped on a mine and blew up. Now this is that part where you say, “Oh Red! Where did that mine come from?! And Like omg why did Usu die so quick? And UHH”-Noob. Well my response to that is….THE GAME. So shadap! Anyways As Usu’s guts flew through the air SAX also saw the Jar of Pickles. He knew exactly what to do and waited for the right time. He wore full white and had his saxophone. Remmy charged at Ninny while foaming from the mouth screaming things that no child should heard and is banned in 54 different countries.
Remmy finally tripped on a rock…DAMN ROCKS… and Ninny turned around. Ninny started to draw when he heard a *BEEP*. He was like 0.o when he saw his Wii Mote turn off. “NO!!! I NEED BATTERIES!!” Ninny cried and Remmy got up. DAMN YOU NINTENDO. Anyways Remmy kicked Ninny in the face and shoved his dirty foot down his throat and peed on him. Then Remmy ran back towards the house while Ninny laid on the floor crying to what has happened to him. Then the Malaysian midgets of the forest came and took him away. They ate his flesh. Anyways four continued to run away from Snookie and had an Idea. He took a condom out of his pants and threw it at Snookie. “NO!! Safe Sex! Im melting!...” Snookie started to melt and all that was left was her Wig. Yeah I know that ♥♥♥♥ is fake! Anyways now you wondering why does four have a condom in his pants? Well at night he is an undercover pimp who stops crimes in New York City from gangster robots. Does that answer your question? Four was relieved and ran back to the house. He then saw Remmy and Remmy saw four. They looked at each other while epic music played in the back ground. The music was Elena Siegman’s 115. Anyways they ran towards each other and then Sax jumped out in between them.
He started to play his Saxophone when the sun turned dark. All the trees started to wither away and the animals turned to skeletons. The world was full of death and it was because of Sax playing his evil dark Saxophone. Angels cried and the devil rose from Hell and ate up Remmy and four. Sax continued to play while banshees cried and demons cackled at everyone’s pain. His eyes were closed while he played his amazing but yet hell raising epic song. He opened his eyes and everything was gone. “YES! I knew that my disappearance song that magician from the back alley taught me would work. I still question why he would twitch and say the word Satan every 10 seconds. Eh… I guess that does not matter” Sax put away his Saxophone and walked towards the Pickle Jar.
He grabbed the lid. No the Lid. THE LID. (Spongebob Reference) Anyways he twisted it and it finally opened. He took a bite of the pickle and the most amazing thing happened. The heavens opened and down came a crystal ball with light glowing from it. “YES! The power is finally MINE!” Sax giggled as the crystal ball got closer when OMFGWTFBQQAGAINTWICE four crawled out of Hell and ran towards Sax. “FOOL! I have no soul! I am dead already!” four yelled and pushed Sax away. Four took the crystal ball and opened it. Inside of it made four’s face combust into flames. Then he died for reals
Anyways Sax was confused and saw what was inside. He took the piece of paper and read it aloud “ CONGRATULATIONS! YOU DEFEATED EVERYONE AND OPENED THE MAGICAL PICKLE JAR! YOU…ARE…COOL!” Sax went crazy and stabbed himself with the tip of the Saxophone. The world was in Hell and everyone was dead. Ninny got raped by Malaysian midgets and Mic well... Sorry. That’s the end of that! Also…DAMN YOU GAMES THAT SAY CRAP LIKE THAT AFTER DOING SOMETHING SO HARD! I know you reader will agree with me .;.;. BYE! Don’t get raped by Malaysian street midgets. THE END..OR IS IT? Runouw stood over the bodies and laughed. Then got eaten by a walrus. THE END FOR REALS.*Well I Am Done. Hope you enjoyed 29.5 stories but I am done. Season 1 is done. Not posting anymore till story 30 which shall be a surprise. Not even started lol. Anyways Yeah GOOD NIGHT LAS VEGAS!*
CREDITS
Red- Maker and wrote everything. You did NOTHING.
Venexis- The Hobo who never dies
Four- Random guy who likes Waffles
Remmy- Mental guy who plays with Fire
Mic- Funny killer who once ate a bowl of air
Usuario- Random guy who always dies in 10 seconds
Sax- Epic dude who plays His saxophone and sleeps with whores
Ninny- 40 yr old robot ninja
Jelloman44- Dude who looks innocent but eats Orphans for breakfast
Blab- Dictator in Peru and loves Icarly
Suyo- Never in stories lol( Don’t worry he will)
Barn- A drug addict who is my minion
Ridder- Unkown Gender of pure ownage
Shad- Psycho who makes Hitler go into the fetal position
Runouw- Creator of Runouw. *Yawn* Also loves watching Spongebob Naked
Oranj- 2yr old baby who was raised by clowns. DAMN CLOWNS
Shyguy- Dude who likes sniffing glue
Brando- Bodybuilder who loves Chicken
Myst- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
PrincessPeach- NO! *Is killed in 40 different ways*
Destroyer1- Random test Dummy
And to anyone else who was in my stories.
GOOD BYE.
STORY 30. SEASON 2. VG MADNESS. EPISODE 1. MEET THE GAMERS. PART 1- Four, Ven, Mod
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Four sat back on his green beanbag chair laughing his ♥♥♥ off. He wore a backwards red cap with a gray shirt saying “I’m a Ds, Touch my bottom screen.” He wore black pants with red sneakers. His black hair ran down his unshaven face. He had brown eyes which always never blinked. I mean seriously this guy never blinks, he is one addicted gamer. He was playing Call of Duty: Black Ops on the xbox360 and lol’ed at an argument between a 40yr old Virgin and a 9yr old squeaker. He almost chocked on a Lays Potato chip as he laughed like a maniac. At the end he got enough of the noobs and then insulted both their mothers. He got his lazy ♥♥♥ up, took his greasy white headset off, and went to turn off the Xbox360. As he got closer to the system, it got the red ring of death. “Ah! Piece of ♥♥♥♥!” four yelled at the top of his lungs and picked up the fail of a console. He opened his window and threw the Xbox out the two storied building. “MOD!!! Get your nerdy friend over here!” four barked as he closed his window with so much force that resulted in it breaking and shattering glass all over him. “Oh Damn! The Pain! Glass in my butthole!” four rolled on the floor spreading his blood everywhere on his carpet. Mod walked in the room to see four crying on the floor. Mod Sighed, “What the hell do you need now you idiotic sack of manure!?” four struggled to get up and then cleaned the blood off of him. “I need Ninny to fix my stupid Xbox!” four walked over to his racecar bed and plopped on top of it.
Mod wore full black and had red spikey hair. His eyes were green which always stared fear into the eyes of the weak. He walked carefully over the glass on the carpet to the window and sighed again. “You mean the Broken Xbox in the backyard?” four quickly got up confused and ran towards the window. He looked outside to see the Xbox separated into different pieces and also saw an unconscious body. “Also I’m guessing that you knocked out Venexis. The reason I live with you is beyond my thinking.” Mod said as he started to go outside to help Ven. “Because I am awesome and every household needs an awesome person like me” four laughed as he went to join Mod. They climbed down their wooden stairs while four whistled the “Friday” Song. Mod looked over to four who simply ignored him smiling. They reached the first floor, went past the dirty kitchen, opened the sliding door, and entered the backyard. It was surrounded by a small broken fence which even a midget could jump over. It did not matter since they were the only ones in this neighborhood. The place they lived and well everyone else lived to was VG-City. A place where every type of Gamers lived in peace and played all the free games they want. The creator of this city was a Super Computer which knew EVERYTHING about Video Games. In order to live in this huge city, the citizens had to leave their parents and everything they once knew behind. The city was surrounded by a giant electrical purple dome which prevented anything from leaving and entering. No one had a problem with this since they had everything they want for free and had no enemies. Mod, four, and Venexis lived in a section of the City called Lylat.
The city was separated in many different sections and naming all of them would be pointless. The main section of VG-City was Hyrule. In that section is where the Super Computer lives and has every game every known to be man there. There would be weekly Challenges between Gamers and everyone would have a great time. There would be festivals with parades showing off your favorite game, characters, etc. Also, between the Sections are small neighborhoods which separate noob gamers and pro gamers. Mod, Venexis, and four lived in a neighborhood where they were half noob and half pro. They are freaks of nature! Anyways enough talk about the city and let’s go back to what’s going on with Venexis, Whom we shall be calling Ven for short because I am lazy. Anyways Mod walked over to the knocked out Ven and tried waking him up. In the distance he saw four grab a stick and saw him nod to show that if it was alright to poke him with the stick. “NO!” Mod yelled at four who whimpered back into the house. Mod ignored four and snapped his fingers at Ven. “Wake Up sleepy head. It is time to wake up poopy head. WAKE THE ♥♥♥♥ UP!” Mod yelled as he grabbed Ven by the shoulder. Ven automatically opened his eyes and started to freak out. He pushed Mod away to feel his head. “What the hell just happened?” Ven asked rubbing his head. Ven wore a white shirt and green jeans. He had blue sneakers with yellow stripes running down the sides. He had blue eyes which showed sympathy to the weak and also hate for the stronger. He also had blue hair because of four who dyed his hair in his sleep. He shook his head and got up while feeling dizzy at the same time. “Mod answer me you ♥♥♥♥. I went to the backyard to garden our piranha plants and I felt a sudden crash on my damn skull!” Ven was pissed off and Mod just whistled pointing to the pieces of the Xbox. “Wait…Only one person here plays that ♥♥♥♥. FOUR!!! GET YOUR ♥♥♥ OVER HERE!” Ven ran inside the house while Mod was laughing on the grass. Ven dashed up the stairs and saw four lock his door. Ven pounded on the door and demanded to be let in. He heard four laughing on his bed and mimicking Ven. “Four you do not just drop an Xbox from a two storied window on someone and try to get away with it! Open up and let me kick your ♥♥♥ before we are late to the meeting!” Ven finally broke down the door and saw four jump out the window showing him the middle finger. While Mod laughed on the floor he heard loud giggling. He opened his eyes with shock and saw four smiling who was going to land right on top of Mod.
“Oh SHI” Mod tried to dodge four but it was too late. He landed with full force on Mod who was gasping for air. Ven looked out the window and laughed. “Well one more can’t hurt right?” Ven stepped away from the window and took a running start. He dolphin dived out the window planning to land on Mod but instead landed on a piece of the Xbox. Ven was knocked out again and Mod was crying. Four was laughing in the kitchen while eating a Taco from the fridge. Four then decided to use his time wisely and watch some Tv on the couch. He got a plate of burritos, a 3 liter bottle of Gamer Rush (Which is a drink that boosts your gamer skills, which is all lies but four believes it), and a bag of potato chips. He put his legs on the living room table, turned on the gaming news, and enjoyed his life while he could. I know you are wondering how they pay for all these things. In this city there is no form of money but a thing called GPs. Gamer Points are used as the “money” here in the city and to earn GP you have to be a great gamer. If you are a pro at multiplayer games, puzzle games, adventure games etc., you will be earned Gp through your console. Every gamer in this City has an ID card which you put inside the console and take the GP from it. With that you can buy anything inside the city except games which are free. Stuff like Food, Decorations for your house which is also paid by GP, Internet, Cable and everything else you want. Since four plays his Xbox every day, Mod and Ven don’t need to be pro gamers to earn the essentials that they need or want. This is one reason why Mod decided to live with four, a dumb choice you might say but hey a smart one to. After 30 minutes of heaven, four heard moaning from the Backyard. He looked over the couch to see Mod and Ven holding their heads and swaying from left to right trying to keep a balance. They got their senses back and saw four in an instant. Four got a beating and well he pretty much deserved it. After four’s ♥♥♥ kicking the group decided to talk about what they will see in the meeting. “Do you think that Super Computer will give us some never before seen games?” Ven asked with anticipation. “Nah, maybe it will give us an upgraded ID Card which cuts prices in half!” Mod yelled happily with Joy as he stood up. “Psha... You guys are BOTH wrong. It is obvious that the Super Computer will bring 12 people from the city and send us in dimensions of games to save the world because a virus has infected itself into the Super Computer. It needs our help and we must assist It because without the Super Computer we are nothing and we are going to be trapped here forever” four said while staring at the Ceiling.
“What the hell are you talking about four?” Mod and Ven asked with such confusion. “Nothing… Anyways should we get going now? I think Are you smarter than a 40yr old Gamer is on at 5:00” four got up and clapped his hands. He went to the front door and kicked it down. “What the hell was that for?!” Ven screamed with fumes coming out his ears. “You owe me a new door ♥♥♥♥♥!” four yelled and ran outside laughing. Mod was there frozen not knowing what the hell happened and then followed four out the door. Ven was still in shock but had no other choice. “Alarm On!” Ven yelled and then the whole house got protected by a blue electrical dome. Every house had this in case of robbers or hackers. It would shock the hell out of anyone who was not an occupant in the house. Ven walked over the broken door and followed Mod. He was also thinking if what four said would be true. DUH DUH DUH!!! (To be continued…)
Mod wore full black and had red spikey hair. His eyes were green which always stared fear into the eyes of the weak. He walked carefully over the glass on the carpet to the window and sighed again. “You mean the Broken Xbox in the backyard?” four quickly got up confused and ran towards the window. He looked outside to see the Xbox separated into different pieces and also saw an unconscious body. “Also I’m guessing that you knocked out Venexis. The reason I live with you is beyond my thinking.” Mod said as he started to go outside to help Ven. “Because I am awesome and every household needs an awesome person like me” four laughed as he went to join Mod. They climbed down their wooden stairs while four whistled the “Friday” Song. Mod looked over to four who simply ignored him smiling. They reached the first floor, went past the dirty kitchen, opened the sliding door, and entered the backyard. It was surrounded by a small broken fence which even a midget could jump over. It did not matter since they were the only ones in this neighborhood. The place they lived and well everyone else lived to was VG-City. A place where every type of Gamers lived in peace and played all the free games they want. The creator of this city was a Super Computer which knew EVERYTHING about Video Games. In order to live in this huge city, the citizens had to leave their parents and everything they once knew behind. The city was surrounded by a giant electrical purple dome which prevented anything from leaving and entering. No one had a problem with this since they had everything they want for free and had no enemies. Mod, four, and Venexis lived in a section of the City called Lylat.
The city was separated in many different sections and naming all of them would be pointless. The main section of VG-City was Hyrule. In that section is where the Super Computer lives and has every game every known to be man there. There would be weekly Challenges between Gamers and everyone would have a great time. There would be festivals with parades showing off your favorite game, characters, etc. Also, between the Sections are small neighborhoods which separate noob gamers and pro gamers. Mod, Venexis, and four lived in a neighborhood where they were half noob and half pro. They are freaks of nature! Anyways enough talk about the city and let’s go back to what’s going on with Venexis, Whom we shall be calling Ven for short because I am lazy. Anyways Mod walked over to the knocked out Ven and tried waking him up. In the distance he saw four grab a stick and saw him nod to show that if it was alright to poke him with the stick. “NO!” Mod yelled at four who whimpered back into the house. Mod ignored four and snapped his fingers at Ven. “Wake Up sleepy head. It is time to wake up poopy head. WAKE THE ♥♥♥♥ UP!” Mod yelled as he grabbed Ven by the shoulder. Ven automatically opened his eyes and started to freak out. He pushed Mod away to feel his head. “What the hell just happened?” Ven asked rubbing his head. Ven wore a white shirt and green jeans. He had blue sneakers with yellow stripes running down the sides. He had blue eyes which showed sympathy to the weak and also hate for the stronger. He also had blue hair because of four who dyed his hair in his sleep. He shook his head and got up while feeling dizzy at the same time. “Mod answer me you ♥♥♥♥. I went to the backyard to garden our piranha plants and I felt a sudden crash on my damn skull!” Ven was pissed off and Mod just whistled pointing to the pieces of the Xbox. “Wait…Only one person here plays that ♥♥♥♥. FOUR!!! GET YOUR ♥♥♥ OVER HERE!” Ven ran inside the house while Mod was laughing on the grass. Ven dashed up the stairs and saw four lock his door. Ven pounded on the door and demanded to be let in. He heard four laughing on his bed and mimicking Ven. “Four you do not just drop an Xbox from a two storied window on someone and try to get away with it! Open up and let me kick your ♥♥♥ before we are late to the meeting!” Ven finally broke down the door and saw four jump out the window showing him the middle finger. While Mod laughed on the floor he heard loud giggling. He opened his eyes with shock and saw four smiling who was going to land right on top of Mod.
“Oh SHI” Mod tried to dodge four but it was too late. He landed with full force on Mod who was gasping for air. Ven looked out the window and laughed. “Well one more can’t hurt right?” Ven stepped away from the window and took a running start. He dolphin dived out the window planning to land on Mod but instead landed on a piece of the Xbox. Ven was knocked out again and Mod was crying. Four was laughing in the kitchen while eating a Taco from the fridge. Four then decided to use his time wisely and watch some Tv on the couch. He got a plate of burritos, a 3 liter bottle of Gamer Rush (Which is a drink that boosts your gamer skills, which is all lies but four believes it), and a bag of potato chips. He put his legs on the living room table, turned on the gaming news, and enjoyed his life while he could. I know you are wondering how they pay for all these things. In this city there is no form of money but a thing called GPs. Gamer Points are used as the “money” here in the city and to earn GP you have to be a great gamer. If you are a pro at multiplayer games, puzzle games, adventure games etc., you will be earned Gp through your console. Every gamer in this City has an ID card which you put inside the console and take the GP from it. With that you can buy anything inside the city except games which are free. Stuff like Food, Decorations for your house which is also paid by GP, Internet, Cable and everything else you want. Since four plays his Xbox every day, Mod and Ven don’t need to be pro gamers to earn the essentials that they need or want. This is one reason why Mod decided to live with four, a dumb choice you might say but hey a smart one to. After 30 minutes of heaven, four heard moaning from the Backyard. He looked over the couch to see Mod and Ven holding their heads and swaying from left to right trying to keep a balance. They got their senses back and saw four in an instant. Four got a beating and well he pretty much deserved it. After four’s ♥♥♥ kicking the group decided to talk about what they will see in the meeting. “Do you think that Super Computer will give us some never before seen games?” Ven asked with anticipation. “Nah, maybe it will give us an upgraded ID Card which cuts prices in half!” Mod yelled happily with Joy as he stood up. “Psha... You guys are BOTH wrong. It is obvious that the Super Computer will bring 12 people from the city and send us in dimensions of games to save the world because a virus has infected itself into the Super Computer. It needs our help and we must assist It because without the Super Computer we are nothing and we are going to be trapped here forever” four said while staring at the Ceiling.
“What the hell are you talking about four?” Mod and Ven asked with such confusion. “Nothing… Anyways should we get going now? I think Are you smarter than a 40yr old Gamer is on at 5:00” four got up and clapped his hands. He went to the front door and kicked it down. “What the hell was that for?!” Ven screamed with fumes coming out his ears. “You owe me a new door ♥♥♥♥♥!” four yelled and ran outside laughing. Mod was there frozen not knowing what the hell happened and then followed four out the door. Ven was still in shock but had no other choice. “Alarm On!” Ven yelled and then the whole house got protected by a blue electrical dome. Every house had this in case of robbers or hackers. It would shock the hell out of anyone who was not an occupant in the house. Ven walked over the broken door and followed Mod. He was also thinking if what four said would be true. DUH DUH DUH!!! (To be continued…)
STORY 31. EPIC RANDOM CHAT COLLAB OF AWESOMENESS
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Some Users got Bored in the New Chat and we decided to write some stories. Enjoy.
RED- Red floated in the cold empty space called...SPACE! He had his eyes closed and his body was torn apart. As He floated he started to twitch and his body started to shake a lot. He started to mumble words that no human ears should hear. Then as if the whole world stopped to see what he was going to do he...just passed some gas. A little squeak but really smelly Smelt like old rice with melted cheese and a canal. Ok That was unnecessary so lets continue the real story here kiddies. Red opened his eyes and flashbacks of what happened to him on the Star Ship "TheGame" and his eyes glowed red. It glowed RED LIKE HELL! I MEAN SERIOUSLY THAT S**T BURNT! Red started freaking out and slapped himself in the face to stop the fire. "Alright Ven, You have and WILL taste my revenge" Random Noob Reader- "HEY! How is like Red breathing in Space?!" Narrator Red- HAHA! Nice one reader! *Snaps Neck* I shall fix this! *BACK TO STORY!* Red snaps his fingers and is inside the starship.
"OKAY! I need to find Ven and put a bullet in his head. Or a sword in his neck. Whichever i shall still kill him" Red sneaked around the metal ship looking into every room for the noob Ven. He searched every room but still did not find him. "What The Hell?" Red thought then in the far distance hear a sort of fuap noise. He kept on hearing it repeatedly and walked towards the noise. The noise got louder and Red took out his gun sword made of Jelly Beans. He kicked down the door to find Ven uhhh you know what. "WHAT THE FUUU!?" Red blocked his eyes as Ven fell of the chair screaming and trying to get something to cover himself. As he fell a drop of his...EW... fell on the wall and OMFGWTFBQQ IT BLEW UP. "YOU HAS EXPLODING uhh YOU KNOW WHAT?!" Red was freaked out and ran out the room. Ven dressed himself up and took out his blaster.
He dived out the door and shot at Red's Leg. He fell down some stairs and saw Ven at the top. He shot his jelly gun sword at him and it hit Ven in the arm. Red got up and continued running down the long hallway of the ship. Using his Uber eye sight he saw a door saying "BIG HOLE LEADING TO SPACE COVERED BY A DOOR. I KNOW RIGHT? STUPID CAPTAIN" "This is PERFECT! I KNOW WHAT TO DO!" Red then grabbed Ven by the neck using his psychic powers. Yeah I mean of course he has them. And brought ven to the door. "Any last words VEN?" Red threatened him. "Yeah.." Ven put on some sunglasses and said..."Zelda Sucks A** Milk" Red suddenly started to rage in the inside and he started to melt. But before he died for the 2nd time he slapped Ven in the face and he blew up THE END.
Ven- I knew he would come for me. I've always known. I has last seen him in a distant part of space, blasted into the hungry void by myself. I don't know why exactly, only that it had to be done. He had tried to kill us all, and I couldn't let that happen. Still,when I'm all alone, I can almost hear his dying breath, a horrid scream made endlessly worse by the roar of the airlock. A scream that seemed as if the emptiness of the universe itself had wrenched it from him... Indeed, it had. Sometimes, I fear... I fear... He'll find me. I know it. He was no mere man, just as I was no mere man. I can't beleive he would die that easily, beaten by mere technicality rather than skill.I fear his revenge.
Jello- She remembered the series of sounds like it was a recent occurence. The gunshot, the digital blip, and the screaming. It was the day the takeover began, the day she decided to take up arms against the Virtuites. She'd hid in the closet that day after they'd murdered her younger brother, supressing her heavy breath with a jacket she'd pulled from a hanger. They'd entered the room, scanned it, and left, supposedly finding nothing. December 21, 2012, a date that was forever etched into her mind. But six months later, she lay in her bed in the bunker, one of several buried under earth. They contained the last of the human population. Ana reached over to snatch up her blaster and when she had a grip on it she flipped it over in her hands. They'd given this to each of the inmates in the bunkers, to protect them if they would come in contact to the digital warriors. "Hello" she said to the weapon in her hands. "Your going to help me avenge my brother" she told the inanimate object. Laughing, she placed the gun on the counter and fell asleep.
I woke up. And I ate a pop-tart. Walked to school. Then I saw Red at the gas station. Then I shot him. He died and I laughed. Then I was like "Haha, killed you, ♥♥♥♥♥." Then Ven came dressed as a black women and snapped three times and said "OH NO U DIDN'T". And then he hit me with his purse filled with steel. And I died. Then a bomber flew over Venquisha (his black name). It was TT's bomber. And he flew straight into Ven screaming "TAKE THIS F*GGOTS" It was all a dream. By teh way..the end.
YoshiBoo- The man had been floating in the endless void around him for what had seemed to be days, but had merely been several hours. Miraculously, the oxygen tank that he had been supplied with before he left the space craft had contained a full amount of oxygen. However, he knew that time was running out, and his outcome looked bleak. He wondered, “How did I ever end up in this mess?” Ever since the pressure tanks in the craft ruptured, Jim and his crew had no other option than to simply escape the ship and fend for themselves. Everyone of his friends had disappeared into deep space, left to die in the cold, cruel universe. He had even seen his best friend Erwin fly off towards the Asteroid Belt. Jim had stared at the Belt for minutes, until there was no trace of Erwin, and in that second that he had gone without a trace, he knew what had happened to him.
At this point, Jim’s breathing had become labored, with only 5, maybe 10 minutes of the precious life-giving element to spare. He thought about his family at home, back on Earth, where they had probably just received news of the spacecraft’s destruction and how the crew at NASA would come to the conclusion that the astronauts had reached their demise. Carlotta, his wife, would be in hysterical tears, while his children, 6-year-old Samantha and 5-year-old Greg, would be confused and would not understand about the whereabouts of their father. Oh, how he wished he could tell them how much he missed them, and how he wished to say just one more phrase, one more word to tell them that they should not grieve for him, how they should be strong after his death…but alas, the tank of oxygen had merely seconds before it would run out. If he had simply refused the offer to go back into space…he was only a week away from retirement, and even then, Jim could’ve avoided going on another mission. The last thing that popped into Jim’s mind was how he easily could’ve avoided his own tragedy…only one word, just “NO”, could’ve prevented his destruction in the major disaster…then, Jim’s eyes closed as the last spark of life disappeared from his eyes, and he died. End
Brando- THE CHRONICLES OF RAMIREZ CHAPTER 24: THE FINAL CHAPTER
This story is about a soldier named Ramirez. Why we're introducing him in the final chapter is a mystery to everyone, but ok let's continue. Ramirez, by the way, is a soldier. He shoots people and kills stuff. Which is what soldiers do. What's a soldier you ask? Well, Ramirez is one. I don't think we mentioned that before. Anyway, Ramirez, being a soldier and all, was commanded by his jackhole commander, Captain Price, to go shoot stuff. Ramirez knew this was going to be an easy mission, because shooting stuff is what a soldier does. And as you may or may not have know, Ramirez is a soldier. Piece of cake. So Ramirez was choppered into a terrorist place in Russia or Afghanistan or wherever it is those terrorists live, locked, loaded, and ready to shoot stuff. Specifically, terrorists. Because that's what soldiers do. They shoot stuff. And terrorists are stuff. And Ramirez. Is. A. Soldier. THE END. Oh by the way I think Ramirez was shot and killed during his mission.-
Usu- Once upon a faraway land...the end.
Yeah... USUS STORY WAS THE BEST!!!!
RED- Red floated in the cold empty space called...SPACE! He had his eyes closed and his body was torn apart. As He floated he started to twitch and his body started to shake a lot. He started to mumble words that no human ears should hear. Then as if the whole world stopped to see what he was going to do he...just passed some gas. A little squeak but really smelly Smelt like old rice with melted cheese and a canal. Ok That was unnecessary so lets continue the real story here kiddies. Red opened his eyes and flashbacks of what happened to him on the Star Ship "TheGame" and his eyes glowed red. It glowed RED LIKE HELL! I MEAN SERIOUSLY THAT S**T BURNT! Red started freaking out and slapped himself in the face to stop the fire. "Alright Ven, You have and WILL taste my revenge" Random Noob Reader- "HEY! How is like Red breathing in Space?!" Narrator Red- HAHA! Nice one reader! *Snaps Neck* I shall fix this! *BACK TO STORY!* Red snaps his fingers and is inside the starship.
"OKAY! I need to find Ven and put a bullet in his head. Or a sword in his neck. Whichever i shall still kill him" Red sneaked around the metal ship looking into every room for the noob Ven. He searched every room but still did not find him. "What The Hell?" Red thought then in the far distance hear a sort of fuap noise. He kept on hearing it repeatedly and walked towards the noise. The noise got louder and Red took out his gun sword made of Jelly Beans. He kicked down the door to find Ven uhhh you know what. "WHAT THE FUUU!?" Red blocked his eyes as Ven fell of the chair screaming and trying to get something to cover himself. As he fell a drop of his...EW... fell on the wall and OMFGWTFBQQ IT BLEW UP. "YOU HAS EXPLODING uhh YOU KNOW WHAT?!" Red was freaked out and ran out the room. Ven dressed himself up and took out his blaster.
He dived out the door and shot at Red's Leg. He fell down some stairs and saw Ven at the top. He shot his jelly gun sword at him and it hit Ven in the arm. Red got up and continued running down the long hallway of the ship. Using his Uber eye sight he saw a door saying "BIG HOLE LEADING TO SPACE COVERED BY A DOOR. I KNOW RIGHT? STUPID CAPTAIN" "This is PERFECT! I KNOW WHAT TO DO!" Red then grabbed Ven by the neck using his psychic powers. Yeah I mean of course he has them. And brought ven to the door. "Any last words VEN?" Red threatened him. "Yeah.." Ven put on some sunglasses and said..."Zelda Sucks A** Milk" Red suddenly started to rage in the inside and he started to melt. But before he died for the 2nd time he slapped Ven in the face and he blew up THE END.
Ven- I knew he would come for me. I've always known. I has last seen him in a distant part of space, blasted into the hungry void by myself. I don't know why exactly, only that it had to be done. He had tried to kill us all, and I couldn't let that happen. Still,when I'm all alone, I can almost hear his dying breath, a horrid scream made endlessly worse by the roar of the airlock. A scream that seemed as if the emptiness of the universe itself had wrenched it from him... Indeed, it had. Sometimes, I fear... I fear... He'll find me. I know it. He was no mere man, just as I was no mere man. I can't beleive he would die that easily, beaten by mere technicality rather than skill.I fear his revenge.
Jello- She remembered the series of sounds like it was a recent occurence. The gunshot, the digital blip, and the screaming. It was the day the takeover began, the day she decided to take up arms against the Virtuites. She'd hid in the closet that day after they'd murdered her younger brother, supressing her heavy breath with a jacket she'd pulled from a hanger. They'd entered the room, scanned it, and left, supposedly finding nothing. December 21, 2012, a date that was forever etched into her mind. But six months later, she lay in her bed in the bunker, one of several buried under earth. They contained the last of the human population. Ana reached over to snatch up her blaster and when she had a grip on it she flipped it over in her hands. They'd given this to each of the inmates in the bunkers, to protect them if they would come in contact to the digital warriors. "Hello" she said to the weapon in her hands. "Your going to help me avenge my brother" she told the inanimate object. Laughing, she placed the gun on the counter and fell asleep.
I woke up. And I ate a pop-tart. Walked to school. Then I saw Red at the gas station. Then I shot him. He died and I laughed. Then I was like "Haha, killed you, ♥♥♥♥♥." Then Ven came dressed as a black women and snapped three times and said "OH NO U DIDN'T". And then he hit me with his purse filled with steel. And I died. Then a bomber flew over Venquisha (his black name). It was TT's bomber. And he flew straight into Ven screaming "TAKE THIS F*GGOTS" It was all a dream. By teh way..the end.
YoshiBoo- The man had been floating in the endless void around him for what had seemed to be days, but had merely been several hours. Miraculously, the oxygen tank that he had been supplied with before he left the space craft had contained a full amount of oxygen. However, he knew that time was running out, and his outcome looked bleak. He wondered, “How did I ever end up in this mess?” Ever since the pressure tanks in the craft ruptured, Jim and his crew had no other option than to simply escape the ship and fend for themselves. Everyone of his friends had disappeared into deep space, left to die in the cold, cruel universe. He had even seen his best friend Erwin fly off towards the Asteroid Belt. Jim had stared at the Belt for minutes, until there was no trace of Erwin, and in that second that he had gone without a trace, he knew what had happened to him.
At this point, Jim’s breathing had become labored, with only 5, maybe 10 minutes of the precious life-giving element to spare. He thought about his family at home, back on Earth, where they had probably just received news of the spacecraft’s destruction and how the crew at NASA would come to the conclusion that the astronauts had reached their demise. Carlotta, his wife, would be in hysterical tears, while his children, 6-year-old Samantha and 5-year-old Greg, would be confused and would not understand about the whereabouts of their father. Oh, how he wished he could tell them how much he missed them, and how he wished to say just one more phrase, one more word to tell them that they should not grieve for him, how they should be strong after his death…but alas, the tank of oxygen had merely seconds before it would run out. If he had simply refused the offer to go back into space…he was only a week away from retirement, and even then, Jim could’ve avoided going on another mission. The last thing that popped into Jim’s mind was how he easily could’ve avoided his own tragedy…only one word, just “NO”, could’ve prevented his destruction in the major disaster…then, Jim’s eyes closed as the last spark of life disappeared from his eyes, and he died. End
Brando- THE CHRONICLES OF RAMIREZ CHAPTER 24: THE FINAL CHAPTER
This story is about a soldier named Ramirez. Why we're introducing him in the final chapter is a mystery to everyone, but ok let's continue. Ramirez, by the way, is a soldier. He shoots people and kills stuff. Which is what soldiers do. What's a soldier you ask? Well, Ramirez is one. I don't think we mentioned that before. Anyway, Ramirez, being a soldier and all, was commanded by his jackhole commander, Captain Price, to go shoot stuff. Ramirez knew this was going to be an easy mission, because shooting stuff is what a soldier does. And as you may or may not have know, Ramirez is a soldier. Piece of cake. So Ramirez was choppered into a terrorist place in Russia or Afghanistan or wherever it is those terrorists live, locked, loaded, and ready to shoot stuff. Specifically, terrorists. Because that's what soldiers do. They shoot stuff. And terrorists are stuff. And Ramirez. Is. A. Soldier. THE END. Oh by the way I think Ramirez was shot and killed during his mission.-
Usu- Once upon a faraway land...the end.
Yeah... USUS STORY WAS THE BEST!!!!
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