This is not a copy of brandobrawl's Runouw's Forum, this is just a fun thing I thought I'd do when the name came up in the "Mods please consider" topic. These stories contain, the things like how the people found out that they had powers and so on. I hope people like it.
Buffooner’s Story
Chapter 1- The find
He always new he was different. From when he was 7 years old, he found that there was something odd. Able to control water, and create fire? Now that was weird, but he swore he would sometimes shine and start flying but would always wake up in bed like it was a few seconds later.
Buffooner had been drinking some water when he noticed that it never seemed to run out. There was no breeze, or anything to keep him from being dehydrated except from his water bottle, and yet he had had it for hours constantly taking sips to rehydrate himself. Buffooner was lying in a field, away from other people, keeping to himself dwelling in his thoughts. There is something different about me, he thought.
As he was relaxing, a kid with black hair and a gang behind him walked up to Buffooner.
“Oi, you”, the kid said.
“Yes”, Buffooner replied reluctantly.
“Wha’ you doing here, this is our turf”
“Our?”
“Yeah, me and my mates come here to hang out, so can you like get off!”
“What are you talking about? I’m not getting in your way, why do I have to move?”
“Because otherwise, you’re dead”
“So are you asking for a fight? Is that what you want?”
“Ooooh, come on then”
Buffooner was anxious; he had never really done fighting before. Since Judo was defensive, he didn’t use it that much.
“ Ruff him up” said a girl, who was part of the gang.
And so it begins, Buffooner thought. At first it was a first few jabs, but then it became serious. The kid, later Buffooner found out the he was called Leondebom. Leondebom was lunging and punching as hard as he could, while Buffooner was dodging out the way, but got the occasional fist stuck in his mouth. It was getting rough, and Buffooner was taking a quick sip when he noticed that the bottle was full again. On instinct, he threw the bottle at Leondebom while it was still open and instinctively moved his hands in a wave motion that thrust the water out of the bottle and into Leondebom. Wow, Buffooner thought, not only can I make water, but control too. I wonder what other powers I have.
“Wha.. wha’?”, says Leondebom questioningly.
“I threw a bottle at you”, Buffooner replies.
“Bu.., but you made some kind of hand movement and then I’m wet” Leondebom says half scared. He looks at his gang for reinsurance, but finds scared looks on all their faces. “I’m getting out of here” As soon as he says that, he turns and runs towards his gang.
Walking home, Buffooner was testing out his newly found powers, making water go to and fro between hands. He was laughing, this must be a dream, he thought, but the more he thought about it, the less likely it could be. He had been punched and it had hurt, and you can’t feel anything while being asleep. So, as a usual day goes, Buffooner walks into his house at 5 o’clock, does his usual routine and goes to bed. His last thought before his head touched the pillow was…. I could help put out fires….
Chapter 2- Powers?
I like the feeling of being near a nice warm fire. Its warmth brin…. wait what! FIRE!
Buffooner woke up with a start. The room was blazing, the curtains had been turned to ashes and his bed was in flames under him. And yet, against all odds, he was unharmed and flying. Wow, he thought, and then crashed to the ground.
***
It had been 3 years since the fire. It was amazing that he had survived unharmed. Physically, Buffooner had not been harmed, but emotionally he had. After minutes of being trapped, an unknown force had blasted through his house like a tornado. In fact, he suspected that he did it himself, but he still did not know how the fire had started. Weird things had been happening as of late, earthquakes, tornadoes, fires and floods. Also, Buffooner had started to get mood swings, and these disasters always seemed to happen somewhere near, and when he either got really happy, or very moody. Buffooner’s living quarters was the only place on the street not to have been hit by any of these disasters, except for the fire a few years ago. There was something nagging at his brain, is it me would be his general thought. Buffooner needed somewhere to test it out and fast, these disasters were getting out of hand, and his chance had just arrived.
That next day, Buffooner was getting ready to go. He looked into his deep blue eyes and saw something there, different from other people’s eyes. Shrugging it off, he put his fingers through his rough hair straightening it and left. It was a bright Saturday morning. The sun was shining, the birds were singing in the trees, how could have a disaster have happened only a few days ago. Buffooner traveled to his local mountain pass. Over the next few days he walked through the mountain pass until getting to the heart of it. And was it beautiful. It was filled with life. On trees, in the water, everywhere. There was a stream rushing past, it was very clear and filled with fish. The trees were filled with animals from monkeys to birds. The perfect place, he thought.
***
Buffooner had been practising for a few days now. It seemed to him like he could control the elements. Weirdly enough, this included the classic four elements and wood and metal. He had been manipulating the water from the river to his hearts content, with the occasional task of creating his own water, manipulating it into shapes, then blasting it out of the air with a quick fire ball from his hands. Buffooner had made a shelter out of earth. It was a struggle to begin with since he did not know he had the power, but it quickly became easier. He was now up to a level, where a few hand and feet movements were suffice to make a shelter big enough for five full sized adults. As well as all this, he also was able to change the air currents around him, enabling him to float downwards and hit things from afar.
This was the life, free food, powers, what more could you want? As Buffooner was relaxing and thinking about this, a SPAMBOT appeared from around the corner. Buffooner was oblivious to the fact that a SPAMBOT had appeared, it was sneaking about carefully. Then it started doing what it came here to do. It was burning down the trees, spouting fire from its mouth and arms. While doing this, it was shouting random messages, advertising through a speaker in its chest. This is when Buffooner noticed this; the wood behind him was giving out a bright light, and unbearable heat. Luckily this is when he was able to use his new powers in battle, his chance to finally prove that it was worthy to get powers.
Chapter 3- The fight
He was hiding behind the unburned trees, occasionally sending blasts of uncontrolled air energy around trying the put out the fires. Buffooner wasn’t very adept at using that yet. This wasn’t for long since as soon as Buffooner was about to attack, the SPAMBOT was gone. No trace, just a lot of stumps of trees. He looks back and forth, but there’s no sign when WHAAM! , a punch in the face comes out of nowhere. This is time to get serious, he thought, dodging another punch to the face.
“I am GayManLikesYou, watch porn at….” The rest was muffled. Buffooner had shot large rocks at the SPAMBOT jamming the speaking system.
“Silence, you don't deserve to talk” Buffooner said threateningly. At that moment, the SPAMBOT lands another punch in the face, then another, then a fury of attacks all strengthened by oncoming fire from the SPAMBOT’s arms.
Buffooner rolled out from under the fury of attacks, stepped up and through a fist full of fire at the SPAMBOT. This was instantly absorbed because the SPAMBOT’s element was fire itself. He ran towards the water, with the SPAMBOT hot on his trail. He looked at the stream, and an idea came to him. He waited until the SPAMBOT was near enough, then picked up a giant bubble of water and threw it straight at the SPAMBOT. Naturally, this should have done damage, but this was not a normal SPAMBOT. It deflected the water with a wave of it’s hand scattering the water droplets onto the floor, and seemed to take no damage from Buffooner’s other attacks.
Buffooner was getting angry, frustratingly angry. Anything he tried was deflected back. The SPAMBOT was learning, fast. This was time of drastic action. Buffooner’s pupils widened, a glowing sheen appeared around his body, and he started to fly.
“YOU HAVE BURNED DOWN THIS WOOD”, cried Super Buffooner, “AND FOR WHAT, YOUR OWN GAIN?” The SPAMBOT was cowering in fear, seeing this really made it rethink its cause of action. “AND FOR THIS, YOU PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE”. Carrying on, Super Buffooner carries on, getting all 6 elements to shaping it into a ball, and thrusting it at the enemy.
What a sight to see that. A ball made of fire, water, wood, air, metal and earth condensed tightly together, fired straight at an enemy, who was then blasted into pieces leaving nothing but a scarred piece of earth. Now that’s power.
The SPAMBOT exploded into oblivion, Super Buffooner looked around amazed at his own power. He was looking at his hands when a great tiredness came over him. He powered down, now just Buffooner again. He looked at the devastation the SPAMBOT had caused, the trees were burning, and there were dead animals. The place was in ruins. Buffooner had to get away, far away from here. He had caused this devastation with the battle against the SPAMBOT. He had to get away.
Chapter 4- The mini chapter-Gone Away
Buffooner sprinted through the country side, using his ability to control air to push him, and to create no air resistance against him, trying hard not to think on the devastation of the wood. Why would a SPAMBOT be there?, he thought. He was thinking what happened over and over in his mind, when he saw someone in the distance. That someone was on top of a hill, with three other just coming over. Suddenly, they showed signs of powers, one was flying. They must be here for the same reason as me, Buffooner thought as he headed towards them, smiling, knowing that he now had a purpose. That SPAMBOT was only the taster, there’s more to come if I don’t help.





