In the Neverending story thread, we were creating a really epic story (with JSlayerXero, AwesomeJRFD, MarioX, Bread...), but someone ended our epic story ahead of time
. So I decided to post the story here, so we can continue writing this great story! 
People who have contributed something to the story so far (in order of appearance):
NanTheDark, captain yoshi, Megaboy, AwesomeJRFD, JSlayerXero, Master1.0, Mariox64, EmKay.
The Raymond Wars
If you have a better idea for a name, just tell me
NanTheDark wrote:
Raymond woke up. He was in the middle of a dessert. A dessert. It looked like a giant ice cream. So he started to eat the ice cream floor.
Awesome JRFD wrote (originally it went different, but he chose to change it later):
But then he realized it was a mirage, so he looked up. Above, he saw RedLink standing over him. RedLink said: "Hello, sir, are you lost?" He then realized who it was. "Wait a minute! You're Raymond! The evil guy!"
Then, RedLink attacked Raymond.
EmKay wrote:
And then, RedLink won, and then Remmy ran through the desert naked holding bacon and yelling 'Can't Touch This'. (reference to Red's stories)
Awesome JRFD wrote (was different too):
Then RedLink got annoyed. He grabbed Remmy and ate him.
While Remmy was inside of RedLink, he wanted to escape, so he ate him from the inside out.
Raymond watched them eating each other, then got bored and left.
NanTheDark wrote:
He went to the bathroom to do number two. However, he used too much strength and died of exhaustion.
Marby wrote:
However, Raymond had a NDE (near Death experience) and god came to him and said, "RAYMOND, I WILL GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AGAIN IN A NEW WAY." And then god reincarnated him.
JSlayerXero
And thus Raymond was reincarnated as Requiem.
NanTheDark wrote:
Some time later...
NanTheDark ran out of ideas to post things in the Neverending Story thread. He decided to go for a walk to think about something.
captain yoshi wrote:
Then, four and YB jumped out of nowhere with ninja swords, and starF came out with the *is shot* gun, and shot both of them. Meanwhile, Suyo's apartment building was on fire. He remembered the troll science comic he read. He got on a chair, jumped out the window, and got off the chair just before it landed, and he was safe.
captain yoshi, NanTheDark and AwesomeJRFD wrote:
In the house next door, GalaxyMario was amazed at what he saw. But then Suyo kicked him in the face because he accidently said Suyo! Not realising he still capitalised the Y. Which is why Suyo put a censor on the capital Y version to make it always change back to Suyo.
AwesomeJRFD wrote:
Then someone tried reregistering with the name Suyo wit a capital Y. Then Suyo banned him. It turned out the regeg was Raymond. then Suyo IP banned Raymond (again) and e-banned him. Later, someone started spamming smilies. And Blab gave them a warning.
Later, someone stole Blab and Suyo's banhammers and started banning everyone on the site.
JSlayerXero and NanTheDark wrote:
Turns out, it was Raymond! He re-registered on a new IP as to hide it was him. But then Requiem showed up, and fought an epic battle with Raymond, and with the help of Star King's meteor strikes, JSlayerXero's martian army and AwesomeJRFD's awesomeness, they defeated him. NanTheDark arrives in the last minute and uses the banhammer Raymond stole to banish him to another dimension.
JslayerXero wrote:
4 years past...
And no one thought Raymond would escape...
But he did!
NanTheDark wrote:
And he had a power no one would have expected. He appeared on Runouw and started to cause chaos and destruction all over. The mods decide to take care of this. However NanTheDark knew the only solution was to destroy him once and for all.
Bread wrote:
So Bread ate a cookie and watched the situation!
Awesome JRFD wrote:
The reason why NTD was the only solution was because Raymond's weakness was darkness, and one of Raymond's powers were lightning, which is why one of his usernames was lightningraymond. Raynond shot lightning bolts at NTD, but NTD deflected them with his powers of darkness and they hit Raymond. Raymond fell off a cliff and got stabbed by a sword being held by Requiem who was at the bottom of the cliff.
"My Hill!" said NanTheDark.
JSlayerXero wrote:
And yet Raymond lived! But we didn't know until 4 days later.
Master1.0 wrote:
While Raymond was supposedly dead, Suyo whipped out his banhammer. He swung and off Ray went to Limbo.
Days had passed, and his minions were working on a hack. This hack was no ordinary hack. They were going to hack RUNOUW.
Several more days passed. They had done it. Raymond logged on as Runouw, and nobody knew this yet.
Mariox64 wrote:
Then, This happened on the chat:
Mariox64: Hi Runouw!
Runouw (Raymond in disguise): Uh... Hi!
Mariox64: WUT. YOU actually posted in the chat?
Runouw: Yes, I always do.
Mariox64: Uh, no you don't.
Runouw: I don't?
Mariox64: Suspicious... *PMs Suyo*
Suyo then decided to ban him after checking their IPs, but realized he couldn't ban him because he was logged in as runouw, and he had deleted the *Ban IP Adress* button.
AwesomeJRFD wrote:
Then the real Runouw comes back on and logs himself out, logging out Raymond too. Runouw then logged back in and replaced the "Ban IP Address" button. Then he and Suyo IP banned Raymond.
NanTheDark wrote:
After that, they didn't hear about Raymond for some time. NanTheDark thought it was kind of suspicious, because Raymond always found a way to sneak into the site and create disorder. So he left his hill and recruited other users to try to investigate if Raymond was around. He was joined by AwesomeJRFD, JSlayerXero and Bread.
Mariox64 and NanTheDark wrote:
Mariox64 also joined the group, and he saw a giant sword fall in front of the group. AwesomeJRFD used his Awesome Senses and determined it was Raymond's, and he said we could use it to track him down. We all get on JSlayerXero's spaceship to find Raymond.
EmKay wrote:
While that was happening, Numa Numa Guy was singing Raymond's ears off.
AwesomeJRFD wrote:
Raymond picked up his ears and threw them at the Numa Numa Guy, who then teleported away to safety.
Raymond picked up his ears and put them back on, and watched as we made our way to his headquarters. Raymond then sent some transforming spambots after us.
The spambots turned into rockets and started spamming missiles at JSX's spaceship, but NTD used his darkness powers to create a force field to block out all the missiles. AwesomeJRFD looked at one of the spambots and it exploded from his awesomeness. Mariox then rushed to the missile control panel with Bread and they shot exactly 1337 missiles at one of the spambots. "Heh, overkill" said Mariox. There was one more spambot, which somehow got through the force field while we were distracted. The spambot cut a hole in the side of the ship and entered. He laughed an evil mechanic laugh. "U L177L3 N0085! D0 U R34LLY 7H1NK U K4N 57OP M3H?!" Yelled the spambot, who charged at the group. Mariox started running around the spambot in circles, confusing it. Then Mariox jumped on the spambot, knocking it down. The spambot tried to eat bread, but it was allergic to wheat, and some of the spambots parts fell off. NTD then used his powers of darkness to hold the spambot down. Then JSX came out of his room. "Where have you been?" asked the rest of the group, "You missed all the fun." "Sorry, us Martians like to sleep in. I'm used to the different timezone on Mars. "That explains why you were up so late," proclaimed Bread, " You almost ate me for a midnight snack." "Sorry" repeated JSX. "Uh, has anyone noticed the spambt still on the ground?" The group turned and saw NTD holding down the smambot. "HOW DID THAT THING GET INSIDE MY SHIP?!" asked JSX. "long story," said Mariox, "I'll explain after." So then, AwesomeJRFD distracted the spambot with his awesomeness while JSX charged up his ray gun. When it was fully charged, he shot the spambot with his lightning-quick reflexes, and the spambot disintegrated. After the battle was won, the group continued on their journey to Raymond's secret lair.
JSlayerXero wrote:
They all proceeded towards one of Raymond's strongholds, where 250 spam-bots were. JSX said, "Screw it, lemme show you guys my Crimson armory!! I doubt even Raymond knows how this works." x64 went to the rocket launchers, Bread took the mini-canons, NTD went for a couple revolvers, JSX picks up a few swords. All of these had been "processing" (re-layering itself in order to make it denser and last longer) for about 8 "Martian" years, so they essentially have "infinite ammo." (I'm 14 on Mars, which is close to 360 on Earth, do the math) JRFD, awesome as he is, doesn't need Crimson anything, his glare kills spam-bots. They all went outside to kill the spam-bots. "These have been processing for 8 Martian years, you've practically got infinite ammo, just don't friendly fire, it hurts. I would know," JSX said to the group. JRFD took out 90 cause they couldn't stand how awesome he was. x64 in his rocket launcher/over-kill obsession over-killed 100 of them by rapid-firing a ROCKET LAUNCHER. Bread NTD, and JSX displaced whatever was remaining. One tried to sneak up on JSX, and since he had his stereotypical ray gun with him, he shot it at said spam-bot. By the time those 5 were done the entire stronghold was painted with Crimson. "Get back in the ship, I'm going to blow this place." JSX command. They enter the ship and left the place. After using Crimson to compress the mass of the fortress to 1/50 of it's normal size, Xero detonated the place, causing a massive Crimson Explosion that took out 5 of the nearby mountains, and heavily scared the land around it. "Now that's over-kill," x64 remarked.
AwesomeJRFD wrote:
But Raymond was still alive, though greatly injured. We took him captive on JSX's ship and returned to Earth. We brought Raymond out of the ship and put him in a Maximum Security Penitentiary, where he was kept prisoner for about a week until he was brought to court. It was Wednesday, and we were supposed to be in school. We didn't have to go to school today, because we got a subpoena. But little did anyone know Raymond's lawyer was actually a spambot in disguise. "Don't you think I should know my charges?" asked Raymond. "Well, it wouldn't hurt," replied the judge, "here goes: Raymond1996 is charged with crimes of the following:
Reregistering
Backseat Moderating
Flaming
Constant bad grammar.
Spamming
JSlayerXero wrote:
The trial was going smoothly until Raymond's lawyer stated "Raymond is not guilty of quite all of those, his sentence should be lighter." An uproar ensued. The five were going to do something, but then Requiem showed up, and sliced off the spam-bot's head. Sparks went flying. And an even bigger uproar occurred.
AwesomeJRFD wrote:
Raymond got mad and tackled Requiem to the ground. "Nobody was supposed to know that my lawyer was a spambot!" yelled Raymond, "You've ruined my plan!" Then Raymond tried to break Requiem's neck. Thinking fast, NTD created a darkness spear and threw it at Raymond, knocking him off Requiem. Requiem picked up his sword and was about to finish the job, when the ground shook, and a wall broke away. Everyone looked through the hole and saw vast armies of millions and millions of spambots. Each had a hostage. They were the kids from the school. The group gasped at what they saw. "Glad we weren't at school," joked Mariox, "right guys?" "No time for joking," Said JSX, "We've got a battle to win." "This is going to be a long day," mumbled Bread.
JSlayerXero wrote:
"Cover me Nan" Xero said. He had two canisters of Crimson with him. He opened one and used half of it to form a mini-gun. "Bread, catch," Xero said as he threw it towards Bread. Bread took the mini-gun and started spray-and-pray all over the spam-bots. Xero took the other half of that container and made a few revolvers out of it. And he threw one to x64. x64 started picking off particular spam-bots. So many were covered in Crimson within a matter of minutes. But so where some of the kids. "Careful," Xero Remarked, "I'm only got a few canisters of Scarlet. That goes a long way, but it spoils withing 5 minutes and is useless afterwards." JRFD, awesome as he is, challenged Raymond by himself. Requiem jumped in to help, "I've got a bone to pick with Raymond." While the two were dealing with Raymond. Most of the kids were free, some encased in Crimson though. Xero, having experience with Crimson, was able to get most of them out without harming them, but he had to use a bit of Scarlet on the rest. Bread helped get everyone out of the building. But spam-bots were swarming the place. Meanwhile, JRFD and Requiem were handling Raymond, Raymond was able to get a few pieces of Crimson out of the walls. Seeing its potential, Raymond figured out how to form a knife.
NanTheDark wrote:
Raymond tries to stab JRFD with his Crimson knife, but Requiem blocks it with his sword and counterattacks, disarming Raymond. Raymond then got even more crimson and formed a sword for himself. Raymond then commanded some of the remaining spambots to attack JRFD, who is surrounded by them. While he uses his Awesome Stare to take them down, Requiem and Raymond fight with their swords. NanTheDark sees JRFD is in trouble and jumps into the fight, using Dark Shockwave to take down the bots. Meanwhile, Raymond manages to disarm Requiem and prepares to deal the killing blow. But in that moment, Bread shoots Raymond with his Scarlet minigun, managing to get him stuck on a wall. Nan gets there and uses Paralysis Shadow to hold Raymond in place until the scarlet turns into crimson, with Raymond stuck inside. Finally, Xero arrives and uses his revolver to cover him in more crimson. All the kids celebrated this victory, and the heroes who archieved it. The group (Nan, JRFD, Bread, Xero and MarioX) then decides to hold him captive again, but Requiem arrived and said he could escape and continue causing destruction. The only solution was to throw him into a black hole. Xero puts Raymond in the ship and the group goes to the closest black hole and throw Raymond inside. They come back to Earth, hoping the nightmare is over...
JSlayerXero wrote:
But as obligatory. Raymond survived, and escaped. But with Space Distortion of all things. (think Delta from Last Legacy) And using his new found powers, started breaking Runouwopolis to pieces. Star king saw all this going on, and went to find Requiem. JRFD and Bread noticed the chaos, and went to go get Nan and MarioX. JSX was almost done fixing his ship when he saw what was going on. "Bloody murder..." Taking up a dense ball of 5-Martian-Year Crimson, and a couple packs of freshly made Scarlet, he took his newly repaired ship and headed toward Runouwopolis. Where serious chaos was developing, as Raymond was using his new Distortion powers to somehow create floods of spam-bots.
These floods of spam-bots then started ruining all in sight. Raymond's ability to spam spam-bots seemed endless. Star king finally fond Requiem who had been training in order to gain Time Distortion and a much weaker form of Space Distortion. Star king then requested Requiem help with the obligatory re-return of Raymond. Requiem agreed, "The fact I was somehow a re-incarnate it spite of Raymond still being alive is more than enough reason for me to want to kill the original. On top of that, he's ruining my home! And I'm a good citizen!" Meanwhile, Xero arrived on the scene. "Mariox, Bread, JRFD, Nan catch!" Xero threw a few lobs of Crimson towards them. "It shapes based on what you want it to shape into, use it to your advantage." In spite of how Awesome JRFD is, he would still need extra help with all these spam-bots. Nan had his darkness powers, but he took the Crimson just in case.
AwesomeJRFD wrote:
Nan called in the staff members with his Darkness Signal. Most of them had banhammers, but Suyo had a banchainsaw. Runouw was there too. He was taking a break from working on Last Legacy to protect his city. The spambots seemed endless. "There is no way Raymond could have created all those," said Star king. "He must have some program that automatically makes them for him, and sends them here," said JSX.
"Just like in the Terminator movies"
"Yes."
"So the robots are sentient?"
"What?"
"I mean, can they think for themselves?"
"No, I don't think so. They're only programmed to spam and destroy anyone in their path."
"Hello, the spambots are closing in on us. Less talk, More fight." interrupted Mariox. "The staff shouldn't be the only one fighting." He gestured over to the staff, but more specifically Suyo, who was already using his ban-chainsaw on the spambots. The group ran over to help them, but one of the spambots quickly turned and shot a laser beam at Nan, who blocked it with a Darkness Shield. "WHAT THE HECK!?! THEY HAVE FREAKING LASERS!?!" asked Bread politely. "Yeah, I guess," replied JRFD. "I think we need some firepower too." AwesomeJRFD kicks a spambot in the balls and rips off its head. He picks up the pieces and with his awesome speed, he builds a gun. He makes 10 more guns and hands them out. "what are we going to use for ammo?" Asked Requiem. "Here, I'll show you." JRFD picked up a can of Crimson and put it in his gun. "HEY! OVER HERE!" He yelled to a spambot. "JRFD, what are you doing?" asked JSX as the spambot turned and fired a laser beam. JRFD fired his gun, and the densely packed Crimson shot out at light-speed, and hit the laser beam in midair. The laser was then encased in Crimson. Nan used his darkness powers to reverse the path of the laser, making it hit a group of spambots, causing an explosion of enormous magnitude.
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This is the story so far.
Also:
JSlayerXero's Crimson Science!
Crimson is a substance that grows easily on dense mass. If a Crimson shot is fired at someone's arm, it'll encase it in a Crimson colored glass-like substance. This can then explode, break off and explode into more Crimson, or compress into a denser, thicker, stronger, more durable form. I hope you guys understand what I'm talking about, it's very complicated. Crimson is VERY useful technology developed cooperatively by both Taraynians and SKule.
Scarlet is the liquid form of Crimson. As you can imagine, it's scarlet colored. It's used for medical purpose as an all purpose healer. It works rather well, but its healing potential only lasts 5 minutes when exposed to oxygen. It's also over 100 times harder to farm that Crimson, as Crimson just needs a dense area to cling to, and once it becomes dense enough, it farms itself. Scarlet needs a bit of Scarlet, lots of water, and a few bits of Crimson. Even with all the water on the Earth, it still take a few hours for the water to convert. Plus, it needs to be airtight.
Also, something to mention about Crimson, it won't usually condense onto something if it's moving slowly. It tends to only form onto something if the Crimson hit's it fast enough. As such, holding a sword won't cause it to grow on your hand.
Crimson can't melt into Scarlet without a density of at least 36.7. Seeing as how the technology hasn't been around for more than 10 Martian years, several sets of very dense Crimson is needed in-order to make Scarlet.
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Edit: Added the names of the people who wrote each part. In places where two people are mentioned it's so the story isn't suddenly cutoff.
Also, JRFD posted the story here: viewtopic.php?f=27&t=32157#p149493
The story will continue to be written in this thread, however.
Edit2: Added JRFD's version of Requiem's story.
Edit3: Added JRFD's and Xero's latest parts. Also, Xero's Crimson Science!
