Runouw's Forum - Intro: Chapter 1

[brandoprojectm]

This is what happens when you have too much free time...

"Hey guys!" brandobrawl said as he entered the room. He grabbed a chair, flipped it over, and sat down, putting his legs on the table. The mods stared in awe.

After a while, Four said,"Umm, Brandon, this is the MODERATOR forum. You know. For MODERATORS. How did you get in here anyway?"

"Well, somebody put a big sign outside that said 'SUPER SECRET ENTRANCE TO SUPER SECRET MOD FORUM', and now I'm here!"

Four twisted his chair around in a violent fashion. "I told you not to do that Suyo!"

"Um, sorry Four, I never thought it'd be a bad idea! I get lost sometimes..." Suyo said, apologizing. Four sighed.

"Come on old chaps!" Niklaw said, butting in. "'Tis not the time to be arguing about pish-posh!" "Yeah, I hear the boss has an important announcement," Four said, sitting down. He glanced over at brandobrawl an saw that he was spinning in his chair. "Weeeeee!" brandobrawl yelled in glee.

Four held out a hand, abruptly stopping the spinning chair. "Brandon, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!" Without warning, the screen above the table turned on.

"Greetings gentlemen," a voice said. On the screen was a strange figure, like a silhouette of a man, but otherwise unreconizable. "Runouw!" Suyo, Niklaw and Four said in unison. brandobrawl fell off his chair in surprise. "That's...that's Runouw!" All three mods glared at him at once.

"Indeed, brandobrawl," Runouw answered politely, "But I can't help but ask. What are you doing here?" Suyo turned around nervously. "About that..."

"Never mind," said Runouw. "We have more important matters to discuss. I'm afraid I have very bad news..." The shadow that was Runouw looked worried, and even though they could not see his face, the mods could tell something was very wrong. Brandobrawl got up and asked, "Come on Runouw, what is it?"

By the black outlines around his face, they could tell Runouw was frowning. "We're under attack."

"WHAT?!!?!?" all four said at once. "What do you mean under attack??" Suyo exclaimed. "You can actually attack forums???"

"Indeed," Runouw replied. "but it is not the time to be asking questions. It's time for action. We have to defend the forums at all costs." Everyone in the room was silent. "How could this happen?" Niklaw asked quietly. "Do you have any idea who'd do this to us?"

"No," Runouw said. "But I fear the worst. That's why we need a plan." Brandobrawl decided to speak up and ask the question they'd all been waiting for.

"Who is attacking?"

Runouw frowned once more. "The worst of the worst," he answered. "Creatures from the darkest sides of the internet. They are trolls, spammers and bots, all ganged up into one group."

"Darkest sides of the internet?" brandobrawl asked. "You don't mean 4ch-"

"DON'T SAY IT!" Four exclaimed. He looked over at the screen. "It can't really be..."

"Yes..." Runouw said. "Yes it is."

Suyo pounded his arms on the table. "We can't let them invade! We have to do something! We'll just have to grab whatever we can and try to fend them off." He looked up to the screen and said, "Sorry Runouw, I know you want to give us the-" He quickly glanced over at brandobrawl. "-things...but we can't wait around."

"'Course he's right." Niklaw said, standing up. "We 'ave to act now!"

"All right!" Four exclaimed. "We'll just grab whatever we can to fend off those idiots!!!" He picked up a chair. "YEAH!!"

"Umm, Four," brandobrawl said, "I'm still sitting on it."

Four suddenly realized that it was more than he could carry, and the chair fell on him. "OW!"

"What do you need a chair for?" brandobrawl asked. "You have a shotgun in your back pocket."

"Wow! It's true! I had almost forgotten about my emergency shotgun." He took it out of his back pocket and cocked it.

"Well," Niklaw said, picking up a kitchen knife in the mod lounge, "I guess I could use this. What about you Suyo? ....Suyo?"

brandobrawl and Four turned around, and saw that Superyoshi was gone. "Don't worry guys!" said a faint voice coming from the outside. Suyo came in with a baseball bat. "I got just the thing."

Four, Niklaw and brandobrawl headed toward the door. "I guess we're all set then," Four said. He turned around and looked over at Runouw. "Don't worry about us Runouw, just make sure to get us the...things."

And with that, they left. Once outside, they saw a large crowd slowly approaching the moderator forum. "That must be them," Niklaw said.

"This is much worse than we could've imagined," Suyo said, looking worriedly at the crowd, which was slowly getting closer.

"Runouw must be on his way," Four said. He looked up for any sign of the admin, but he was nowhere to be seen.

The crowd was almost at the door by then, and one of the trolls in the front threw a spear while yelling, "LOL YOU **** FACES, YOU WILL ******* DIE!!"

Suyo quickly use his bat as cover, spinning it at an amazing speed. It deflected the spear, and then Suyo jumped in the air and hit the troll on his way down with incredible force. "Alright then, LET'S GO!"

"FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!" Niklaw yelled, cutting off a spammer's head in one swift movement.

Four approached another troll that was nearby. "WAT R U LOOKIN AT U-"

BLAM!

Four pulled the trigger, blowing the troll's head off. "YOU ZU NOT MESS WITH ZE ZOHAN," he said.

Brandobrawl looked at the army ahead. "Guys!" he yelled at the mods, who were in the thick of battle. "This is pretty much pointless! There are just too many!"

Four jumped backwards and landed next to brandobrawl. "I think you're right..." He thought for a moment. "We're gonna need your help."

Brandobrawl looked around and asked, surprised, "Me?"

Four shook his head. "Yes you! I think that the only way we'll be able to get rid of these guys is if we close the gates of the forum." He turned around and pointed to a building with the word "Register" on it. "If you can go and close the gates while he hold the fort here, I think we'll be able to win."

Suddenly, they saw three figures coming from the distance. They looked injured, and one of them was limping.

Brandobrawl gasped. "It's Nero, Ridder and TheOne!" He ran over to them. "What happened?"

"The...Off-Topic forum..." Nero said, barely able to talk. "It's been...destroyed..."


to be continued.....

If you guys like it, I'll write more! Tell me what you think.

[Suyo]

I f***ing love you. but I want a chainsaw

Stickied for great justice-

[Demonik]

"FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!" Niklaw yelled, cutting off a spammers head in one swift movement.

Hahaha! My favourite part!

I absolutely loved it! If I wasn't laughing or chuckling while reading this, I was smiling very widely! It's hilarious how you've based me off some stereotypical Australian, with the way I talked, and how I chose the large knife as a weapon.

Anyway, looking forward to the next instalment! It's been a while since I've read something that damn funny!

[victor12]

f***ing awesome man!!!!!but i want the off-topic forum to be back in chapter 2...

[brandoprojectm]

Glad you liked it. I think I'll start Chapter 2 today, but I don't know when I'll finish it. I'm pretty much including the guys I know, but if you want to be in the story too, just ask. But I think I'll only take a few. Here are the guys I currently plan to include:

-Yoshimo
-PhyscoKamek
-Fireblast
-24murph
-Bowser132
-???
-???
-???

(the question marks are mystery characters that will be revealed in the story. I'll just say one thing: THE RETURN OF "M"!!!!)

[victor12]

Glad you liked it. I think I'll start Chapter 2 today, but I don't know when I'll finish it. I'm pretty much including the guys I know, but if you want to be in the story too, just ask. But I think I'll only take a few. Here are the guys I currently plan to include:

-Yoshimo
-PhyscoKamek
-Fireblast
-24murph
-Bowser132
-victor12
-???
-???
-???

(the question marks are mystery characters that will be revealed in the story. I'll just say one thing: THE RETURN OF "M"!!!!)

you forget about something...

[Chaukai]

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This should be a novel. o.o Haha ITS AWESOME!!! And it actually pretty accurate with what's sorta happening now lol

[Blablob]

wow. now i feel REALLY left out.

[sedowood]

WOW now thats what i like to call an awesome and hilarious story

[brandoprojectm]

wow. now i feel REALLY left out.

Glad you liked it. I think I'll start Chapter 2 today, but I don't know when I'll finish it. I'm pretty much including the guys I know, but if you want to be in the story too, just ask. But I think I'll only take a few. Here are the guys I currently plan to include:

-Yoshimo
-PhyscoKamek
-Fireblast
-24murph
-Bowser132
-victor12
-???
-???
-???

(the question marks are mystery characters that will be revealed in the story. I'll just say one thing: THE RETURN OF "M"!!!!)

you forget about something...

You know, you could've just asked...