Stories In A Nutshell

[MessengerOfDreams]

TRC part 1

(To be written as a script)

Sam: Hi. I'm Autistic and Average.
Ema: Hi. I'm a totally freakishly chipper Asian who dipped her head in fruit punch.
*thief walks up with a trophy, Sam and Ema punch him while not looking away from each other*
Sam: Wanna be cops?
Ema: Sure.
Mic: Hi. I'm a sarcastic little f*ck who brings the only humor to this-
Sam: Whatever.
Buffy: Hi. I'm going to make you 3 cops cause you punched a thief.
Ema: What did Mic do?
Mic: I planted the evidence on the thief so he'd be cau-
Sam: Whatever.

*otherwhere*
Nico: Hi, I'm a lonely guy who spends his time moderating a website and never visits my mother who is dying of some strange unknown disease.
*phone rings*
Rob: Hi person I never met. I wanna make your topic on a random internet forum a reality.
Nicolas: Yay... wait, why?
Rob: Cause I'm a pedo- I mean, cause I wanna make mon- I mean, because you're the awesomest person I know!
Nico: You're my new BFF!
Rob: Whatever. Now come over to my place so I can rob you bli- I mean, plan this out with you!
Nico: OK!
*Nico does a 6-Million-Dollar-Man-esque run across a bridge, crashing into a hot Asian girl with little personality*
Suki: Hi, I'm a hot Asian Girl with little personality.
Nico: I know, that's what it says on the script.
Suki: I gotta take you to see Rob. He's hurt bad.
Nico: Suki, run to the police.
Suki: Why?
Nico: Because I love you despite the fact that I just saw you.
Suki: OK. But why run? Wouldn't taking a taxi be-
Nico: If you run they give you ramen.
*a trail of broken concrete and smoke blaze away from where Suki was standing*
*Nicolas runs into the house, sees Rob dead*
Nicolas: *sobs* Oh, Rob, I barely knew thee... I LOVE YOU!
*someone bashes Nico on the head, knocking him out*
Mysterious Baddie: Shut up, douchebag.
Nico: A bit too late for that, moron.
Mysterious Baddie: Goddamn it, stay knocked out!
Nico: OK. *falls unconscious again*

Buffy: Felkis, Davis and Eastman, I called you over here today because I have a test for you today, and for as long as it may take. This test will prove whether or not-
Sam: No, you said you called us over here for Cake. The Cake is a lie?!
Buffy: Sam, we're in a police station. What made you think there would be cake-
Sam: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Mic: Ohey, on our case, I've established three leads-
Ema: What case?
MIC: You know, the one on the website owner who was killed? Why we were called over here in the first place?
Ema: I thought we were called over here for cake. The Cake is a Lie?!
Mic: ♥♥♥♥ morons... Well, Buffy, I have two leads, one being 2 people who were banned for flaming each other, one who retired and met with Rob the website owner in person, and one who was shafted on a moderator position and might be pissed. Ugh... crappy Wi-Fi.
Sam: WHAT DOES IT MATTER? I'M SO SICK OF THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥ CAKE BEING A MOTHER ♥♥♥♥ LIE! *throw's Mic's computer out the window, despite the fact that they're on the first floor, it breaks*
MIC: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Buffy: *returns into room* What was that I'm trying to get these two some cake.
Mic: ♥♥♥♥ My Life.

(More coming later)

[MICrophone]

This was a great spoof of TRC. Priceless dialogue, great character development, and a solid plot with no holes whatsoever.

[MessengerOfDreams]

This is an anyone-can-contribute topic. Feel free to spoof any story here, not just mine.

[fourinone]

m i doin it rite?

[MICrophone]

I nearly died just there.

[MessengerOfDreams]

Dangit. Beaten by photoshop.

[Ridder]

High School Drama

Marcus says to one guy "Hey, you wanna start a war against a race of aliens named after a flying pest!?" Don says back to him "♥♥♥♥ no you dope ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, I'm gonna look at some old persons tits." Marcus looks at him almost disgusted enough to barf but instead says "Reverse Pedophilism? Ewww."

So yadda yadda yadda, Don ends up being anally raepd, his mom blames Marcus, there's a big matrix fight, and Marcus ends up having to use his final desperate act to save the galaxy.

Phoenix says to Marcus "You wanna deal in illegal cow turds?" Marcus thinks about and says "Out of respect for my reverse pedophile friend, no I won't." Phoenix tells him "Alright, whenever you're ready."

Phoenix returns to his master an eight year old girl, "Well? Any results?" Phoenix says "Yes, kind of." the eight year old walks through a doorway, returns shortly with a small ladder, sets it right next to Phoenix and climbs it. At the top of the ladder, she stands, Phoenix closes his eyes as she ♥♥♥♥♥ him. "Yes, and only yes, not even if it's an "ALMOST" yes, you bring me DEFINITE yes." Phoenix bows down and apologizes.


In his room Marcus's Dad, Julius Swaine, knocks down the door and asks his son, lying on the bed "yo nigga, you wanna go pop some niggas in the head, nigga?" Marcus sighs and replies "Not now dad, I'm in my emo phase, the first part in staring at the ceiling for three straight months." Julius looks and, when an enemy gang member attempts to strike him in the head, he just lifts his arm, without looking, and shoots him in the head. Julius grabs the door handle, and right before completely shutting it, he pokes his head in and tells his son "Aight nigga, whenever you're ready." And so the door shuts.


THE BIG END OF THAT SHORT STORY THAT WAS NEVER FINISHED.

[MICrophone]

Your full length spoof was better. Also:

THE BIG END OF THAT SHORT STORY THAT WAS NEVER FINISHED.

Who said it's not gonna be finished? I'm not done with it…yet…

Anyway, I'll do one of these, but not now, cause it's after midnight and sleep beckons.

[nin10mode]

Lyphe incyde ay lebl
Mode: Hai starf. I'm stupid enough to play SM63 during a thunderstorm.
Starf: Cool. Have to go for a videogame related reason. Bai.
Mode: Ok. I'm going to submit my LDC level to the topic in a very slow and dramatic fashion to ensure being shocked by the powerbox 15 feet away from my house.

*clicks*

BBBBBBBBZT

Mode: Ow. Where am I?
*walks a bit further*
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!... *respawns* Holy crap, I sound like Mario. o_O
Oh 1337, a bully.

???:Hello, mortal. I am the GOD OF FLASH GAMES. BOW BEFORE ME, AND BE PROTECTED FROM THE BULLETBILL SPAMZ.
Mode: SHADOWSQUID!?
Starf: No, its me, Starf. >_>
Mode: Oh hai.


[insert drama space here]


Starf: Gtg again. D:
Mode: :< You're leaving me alone to get molested by a big bully?
Starf: Ya, I guess. (The best you can do is hope its a girl. ;D)
Mode: Welp, I guess this is the perfect opportunity to think about the meaning of lyphe.
Ayray: HAY THERE MODE *clicks on random bricks*
Mode: Thanks Ayra. :D
*proceeds to Shine Sprite*
Mode: (Ba dum-bum-ba da-bum!) HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!
Ayray: Don't do that. <_<



Mode: Okai we're in... who the heck is 24mur- *shot*
Ayray: Gtg, cause alot of side characters in this story have to apparently leave every other level. :3

CONTINUATION HEER

[MICrophone]

RUNOWZ FORU-UM EEN UH NUTSCHELL

Chapter 1

Brando: Hi guys.
Mods: Brando, whaddya doing in Forum 23?
Runouw: Never mind, guys. 4chan is attacking us.
Mods: HOLY ♥♥♥♥ WE'RE DEAD.
*Battle scene here, which randomly cuts to - *
Niklaw: FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
*More battle scene.*
Less Important Users: Off-Topic has been destroyed.
Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

Chapter 2

Nero: I'm not actually Nero.
Ridder: Oh ♥♥♥♥ he killed me.
Niklaw: Eh, that's not important. What's important right now is that I need a BIGGER KNIFE.
Ridder: Yeah, well, you know what? Screw you!
Fake Nero: Excuse me! I'm trying to talk here!
All: Sorry.
Brando: You killed Kenny Ridder! Oh ♥♥♥♥, and you've killed me too.
Victor: Lollipop.
Alucard: Oh crap they found us.
TBG: Oren? That's just Nero backwar -
Oren: SILENCE! I WILL NOT STAND FOR SUCH INSOLENCE! *Sits.*
Runouw: Oh hai guys I brought the Legendary Mod Weapons.
Blab & MIC: What about us? We're mods now too!
Runouw: Oh, well, you're not anymore.
Blab & MIC: ♥♥♥♥, I hate demotions!

Chapter 3

Ridder and Brando: OK, we're alive again.
Niklaw: OMFG I HAVE A ♥♥♥♥ BOW BLADE!
Ridder and Brando: OK, now we're also TBG.
Victor and alucard: Gay!
TBG: STFU.
TBG/Brando/Ridder: OK, now we've slammed Oren against a wall.
Weird Dude: I talk like thiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss…
MIC: Oh hai. This story was lacking awesomeness, so now I'm here.
*Insert battle scene here.*
Chau: Hey guys.
Everyone: Yay we've killed Oren now let's go get drunk.

Chapter 4

Everyone: Yay, we're all injured.
MIC: Where are the mods?
Rgadarg: Oh hai.
Mods: Oh ♥♥♥♥.
Rgadarg: ♥♥♥♥…a car ran over me.
24murph: Avo's hurt.
*Battle here.*
Niklaw: Oh shnap, explosion!
MIC: Oh shnap, explosion!
GalaxyMario: Pant…we're all screwed guys.
Everyone: Yay.
Brando: I'm gonna go help the mods. I'm locking you in bai.
Megazario: Hai.
Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chapter 5

Brando: OMG azn I'm an idiot now help me save mah friends cause I'm too incompetent to do it myself.
*Battle scene.*
Mods: Oh look, brando made the spambot…er…sick. And Suyo's not German.
*More battle.*
Everyone: Yay spambot's dead.
Brando: ♥♥♥♥, everyone's gone. IT'S ALL MY FAULT! *Commits suicide.*
*Everyone else applauds.*
Buff: OMG I'M WALKING WITH A GIRL.
Blab & MOY: OMG EVERYTHING'S DESTRO - HOLY COW DON'T SCARE US LIK - HOLY ♥♥♥♥ THAT'S A GIRL!
Chau: Look, it's MIC and Co.
*Brando comes back to life.*
Brando: OMG YOU'RE ALIVE!
*Megazario "kills" MIC.*
Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Brando kills self again.*
Icy: You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
*Icy kills Rgadarg.*
*Brando revives.*
Brando: Guys, I have to tell you something.
Everyone: What?
Brando: I'm so addicted to FMA that I decided that it would be neat to do something like that in real life, and somehow caused mass murder in the process.
Everyone: You son of a ♥♥♥♥♥!
Brando: Better than being a son of a w**re.
Ridder: …er, what's the difference?
Brando: NEVER MIND, I GOTTA SAVE MIC NOW!
24murph: I HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH ACTION IN THIS STORY YET! CAR CHASE TIME!
*Car chase ensues.*
Buff: HOLY ♥♥♥♥ JESSE LIKES ME? *Dies.*
MOY: Here, Buff, lemme show you how it's done. Hai girls.
Girls: OK, we're gonna kill you now.
Buff: Good going MOY.
Blab: Don't worry guys, I'm an assassin.
Everyone: Yay.
Raymond: Hey guys I'm gonna cause a huge explosion now.
Mods: That was a huge explosion.
Raymond: That's what I said.
Mods: OK.
Runouw: Look guys, I would say that if I die to get yourselves to safety, but since you're all so arrogant and think you're noble, you won't do that, so let's just fight and get this over with.
Mods: Fine.
*Fight ensues.*
Runouw: Oh crap I'm dead.
Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Megazario: Heh, tools, this forum is mine!
Brando: HOLY ♥♥♥♥ IT'S TRUTH!
Chau: Uh, quick! Whadda we do?
Brando: I know! Let's go to the human world!
Chau: Is there ramen there?
Brando: Of course you idiot.
Chau: All right, let's do it!
Brando: Oops, we forgot MIC.
Chau: Ah well, at least there's ramen here.

To be continued in a few centuries when brando releases Chapter 6.