Towels

[koolkid]

Erm,i kill th pilot by strangling him with my towel and i pilot the plane.

its getting dark. You have a sappy stick. Howd o you kill th monsters with a sappy stick ana towl.

[Oranjui]

Well, you see, you take the towel and you fan air toward the monsters with it to confuse them. Then you wrap the towel around yourself and curl up into a ball and cry through the night until the monsters go away. Then in the morning you go and smother each one with the towel and afterward use your towel as a hangglider and fly home. (Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.)


You're stranded on an island crawling with cannibals. You haven't been found yet, but you're running out of places to hide and things to eat. You've been here for a week with nothing but your towel. How do you escape?

[KABOOM]

Wrap the towel around you and present yourself to the cannibals as their god. Maybe do some simple magic tricks with your towel to help convince them. Then get them to build you a boat so you can sail away.

Your favorite forum game has gone without a new post for far too long. Time to bump and get people playing again!...but you don't have a computer. Or a forum account. In fact, all you have is your towel. How can you prevent your precious topic from fading into obscurity?

[CedarBranch]

You hang your towel over a transformer next to your house, but make sure it's wet. Use just enough of its friction to make the wires send a shockwave that, consequently, sends a message. Now, you figure out that Morse Code is barely applicable, so make sure that you send the following message to somebody who is interested in the Runouw forums: "Please. Play the forum game "______" on Runouw.com. You'll have to bump it if we want it to live on. It's my favorite one, dammit!" Eventualy, the right person gets the message, of all variables. And now, your favorite forum game has been renewed thanks to somebody you do not know. And everybody lived happily ever after, to an extent.

A tornado is coming toward your house! You just cannot lose all your precious SNES, NES, N64, Wii, Wii U, Dreamcast, GC, and 3DS games. It's all at stake! Now, all you have equipped is your towel. What in the heavens are you gonna do??

[1018peter]

Throw the towel into the tornado,it will destroy the structure of the tornado! Mere tornado is no match for the great towel!

A stalker's lurking behind you as you enter a tight alleyway...what would you do?

[Harmless]

Soak my towel and give them a good whipping.

venexis is attempting to explain science to me but i no comprehend

wat do

[l.m]

Spin your towel so fast that it creates a warp between space and time and eventually causes a black hole that will send Venexis to another dimension.

You are in the last day of the LDC, and you must hurry to finish your level. However, your computer suddenly broke; you just have your Mighty Towel. Whatcha gonna do?