Towels

[KABOOM]

Go to the roof of your house and use the towel to try to grab on to the flying saucer.

You need to write a program for computer class homework. However, you don't have a computer. In fact, you don't have anything, and can't get anything, except your shirt, pants, and 100% cotton white towel. If you don't write the program and turn it in the next day, you fail the class and are moved all the way back to second grade. What do you do.

[NanTheDark]

I whip the towel all the way to the next house and get a laptop. Then I write a program, and when I'm done, I take off my shirt and pants and dance around the house.

The girl that you like is waiting in the airport, 1 minute before leaving the country for studying and whatnot. You have 1 minute to prevent her from leaving somehow and make her love you forever. All you have is a 100% cotton rainbow-colored towel. :3 GO

[CedarBranch]

Use your towel as a megaphone somehow and call her name, followed by a spoken message of love. Don't mind the bystanders of this message, for they're touched by this kindness of yours. You have won her love, and she'd rather stay with you than study in another country.

You are stuck atop your car in the middle of a major flood by your local Play'n'Trade, which is under protection for a reason you shouldn't care about. You are trying to buy that old NES game before a professional swimmer gets to the store before you. You don't know how to swim, and all you have is a towel that you're using for the first time. What do you do with that towel so you can beat that swimming freak to it?

[Dtroid]

I lay the towel on the water surface,and because the towel is so light it floats on the water. I stand atop it and let the water current bring me to the store,while I grab the swimmer's collar and bring him along with me while I buy the last NES game in the store and making sure he doesn't steal it. Then I smack his face with the towel and cover his face with soap.

You are kidnapped. There is no way of escape. There is no door,no light,you are wearing nothing,totally nothing in the cell except yourself and your trusty 100% cotton rainbow-striped towel. The walls of the cell is made of very hard steel. You have no superpowers. If you manage to get out,the hidden bomb will be defused. You don't know where is the hidden bomb,it might be anywhere in the universe. If the hidden bomb explodes,it will explode the entire universe.The bomb is ticking down from 5 minutes,but there is no sound of the ticking.No one can hear you when you are inside the cell,no matter how loud you shout.You must escape to prevent the bomb from destroying the universe.

What do you do.

[TheMMMification]

Swallow the towel, then get yourself to sneeze somehow. When you sneeze, the towel will fly out and collide with the wall so hard that it'll collapse. Please note that you have to live entirely by the code of insane troll logic to manage to do this. Once you've created a hole in the wall, wrap the towel around yourself and run out.


You've been arrested by the police, and now you are being taken to jail in a police car. All you have is a towel and cuffs on your hands. What do you do?

[Bomberman101]

Use your towel as a lockpick and free your hands. (Towels are long you can do it)
Open the window and jump out. Immediately throw your towel out to where you'll land so you won't get hurt. Now, the police will notice this and somehow they'll want to run over you. Throw the towel towards them and they'll crash.
TIP: Do this where there are no witnesses. That way in the future they won't catch you anymore.


You're in a boring room with no exists and absolutely no way out. Nothing in it but your towel. Read a story from it.

[Dtroid]

"One day,I was in an empty room,with nothing but my towel. Bomberman101 told me to read a story from it,so this is the story: "One day,I was in an empty room,with nothing but my towel. Bomberman101 told me to read a story from it,so this is the story: "One day,I was in an empty room,with nothing but my towel. Bomberman101 told me to read a story from it,so this is the story...


You have totally nothing except your transparent towel. You don't even have your clothes. How do you get out and get a milkshake without getting caught by the police?

Note: You can't use any items for this. Remember,you have totally nothing.

[Venexis]

Your transparent towel clearly uses dark magic to achieve its transparency, either that, or some cotton fibre nanorefractors that render the towel transparent with clever light manipulation. Either way, drape it around your torso and utilize the power of dark sorcery/rad science to become transparent yourself! Well, almost. It doesn't quite cover all of you, leaving a disembodied head and a pair of legs seemingly walking of their own accord. Strut past the cops with all the swag you possess, and they'll leave you alone- no doubt too busy wondering if they really just watched a half-invisible guy march past them like he owned the place. Don't drop that swagger until you're at the milkshake store, where you promptly remember that you are only wearing a towel and do not have any money. No matter though, slide Dukes of Hazard style over the counter (aided by the handy friction reducing towel fabric) and make a milkshake yourself. Sip idly on your frosty treat and saunter out the door as if this a totally regular day, and whatever you do, do not pay attention to the astonished looks. #YOLO

All the keys on your keyboard are out of order (your keyboard has dyslexia) and you have no idea what letters go where. In addition, the vowels appear to have vanished entirely, except Y, because he's only half a vowel from his mother's side. Unfortunately, you are caught in an argument over the correct spelling of the German word rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz with a random citizen of the internet and need to show him up now, lest you be downvoted. Glancing around your desk, you spot a pencil, a piece of paper with some cheat codes for a 1990's game you can't recall the name of, and a towel. How do you defend your imaginary internet points and win the argument? Keep in mind that shouting at the keyboard will cause it to recoil in fear, and you will have to lure it out of hiding again by singing the alphabet song.

Bonus points if you type the solution without any vowels. :p

[Dtroid]

I go to an online shop,and search "k6yb0qrd" and click the keyboard and buy it. Then when it arrives,I set it into the computer and use it to go to Google and find out the correct spelling of rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz to win the argument.

Then I scream at the keyboard,causing it to recoil in fear and jump out the window.


*deletes vowels in this post*


You need a towel for science experiments,but you have only your precious,precious 100% cotton durable towel with red,blue and green polka dots that you can't afford to harm. How do you buy another towel using ONLY the towel that you have right now and do the science experiments?

[Bomberman101]

I create my own business:

$10 to watch the best towel in the world!
Once they pay, show them the towel, and run away.
Now, buy your towel and complete the experiment.


PART 2

Use those two towels you've earned to disguise yourself from the people you just ripped off.