Towels

[NanTheDark]

I'll modify the scientificized towel in order to make it into a hook, and I'll tie my regular towel to it (which is reasonably long). That way, I can throw my towel grappling hook and get out of the place like a SpiderNan, no problem. I can also throw it at people and knock them down with it.



The UFOs are invading the city! The people is screaming and running away in fear as the UFOs harmlessly fly over the city without actively attacking it in any way! It is up to you, the Towel One, to use your standard issue bathroom towel to save us all from what's either a disaster or an attempt to communicate with us in a peaceful manner!

Oh. You also have a lot of cheese in your fridge.

[Dtroid]

Solution:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKfgb3EiWvM


You are going to be eliminated in The Survival Contest! How do you stop yourself from getting eliminated with only a towel?

You might need the details of the contest to answer this.

[Bomberman101]

Huh. Free advertising. Yay.

Well, to avoid getting eliminated you'll have to try to get your opponents to not vote you off after each challenge. Simple. The island has poor living conditions and your towel is the only existing towel on the island. Just tell the others the following,''If you guys vote me off, i'm taking the towel with me. That's right, you guys won't dry yourselves off anymore!''
Surely the others will then PM me a vote for someone else to get eliminated instead.


EDIT: Forgot to put a challenge...

It's raining... And all you have for protection is a towel...

[NanTheDark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKfgb3EiWvM

You get an internet for answering exactly what I wanted you to answer.

Now, for the current challenge...

I use my towel to dig a cave into a mountain. Once there, I should be dry.

You're bored at college, and you don't have anything but your towel! Amuse yourself!

[Dtroid]

*draws a mouth on the towel*
The towel then speaks to me funny stuff.


Someone likes trains! Oh no! He standing on the train track! Oh no! The train is going to crush him! Oh no! Save him!
(You have your towel)

[KABOOM]

Tie the towel around your neck like a cape, and push him out of the way while screaming "NOOOOOOOOO"

The aliens have returned in their UFOs, harmlessly hovering over the city and terrifying the people! Only this time, you don't have any cheese or methods of obtaining cheese. The game's called "Towels", not "Cheese", you know. Anyway, you must drive the aliens away, but all you have is your 100% cotton white towel. What do?

[TheMMMification]

Tie the towel to two poles, making a slingshot. Then, grab a bunch of rocks, tires, and whatever you can get your hands on. Using your towel slingshot, send your projectiles at the spaceships until they're all destroyed.

You're at a dance party. You want to impress everyone at the party with an amazing dance. You have a towel with you. So, how do you dance in such a way that impresses everybody?

[NanTheDark]

I put something here, and now I regret it because I had put something way too weird here, I hope no one saw it.

So what I do is grab a towel and spin it over my head. It's a sensation!

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Now, you are in the middle of the desert, and all you have is a towel. Build a house.

[Dtroid]

I cut the towel into pieces,then use the pieces to build a small house.

Boom! The towel that you used for all the situations in the previous posts has exploded into pieces! How do you use the towel to keep it from exploding,without causing a paradox?

[blue]

I wet the towel and put it in the freezer for 15 minutes. Its not going to explode! But its freezing.

Its getting dark. You decide to take the airplane to Hawaii but the airplane pilot targets the towel as the runway!