[This Crazy Train Has No Breaks] ♫♪Frederick starts to run through people in hopes of giving them so many chills they pass out. This works once or twice, but on the next guy, something else happens. Guy just up and disappears from in front of you. The world turns blue around you. Suddenly, nobody is here. Also, your body quits being ethereal, as the grass beneath you is suddenly reacting to your weight again. Some things are flashing in and out of reality, and there's all sorts of weird glows emitting from the objects around you.
[Well I guess somebody is going to be using this music.] ♫♪
Mega decides that now is a good time to get rid of the disappointment on his face. He's not really sure why it's there, but he goes to wipe it off anyway and heads the opposite direction to the one Arma went. On your left is this big building with Xotel written on it. No seriously, that's not a typo of hotel. It actually has "Xotel" written on it. There's also trees, bushes and drunk hobos sleeping in this other area past it. There's probably random civilians and armored people or something. Nobody seems to be paying too much mind to you for some reason.[Coming up with Prices is Hard...] ♫♪"Plot Coupons...oh, you meant the crystals." Arma ponders a bit. "That's some good news, as that means the crystal isn't found yet. But if they've been searching up and down all over the place, what are the chances of us finding it?" Arma shrugs. "Oh well, perhaps we can just let them do the job for us and snatch it back when they find it. In the meantime, I'm interested in what 30 Řs can buy, hook me up."
"I'm expecting these crystals to have power alone, so maybe them finding one isn't the best idea.""Well, that's quite an interesting thing you got there Daisy. I've always wondered what goes on in that little head of yours." Zunar turns his attention to Xero. "You were saying something about badges? Whatcha got?"
Xero pulls a piece of paper out of his backpack. He then pulls that bag out, puts the backpack back into the bag, then stuffs the bag back into his pocket. He hands the paper to somebody, and flicks his finger across the surface, scrolling through the list. "This should have a list of everything I'm currently carrying on me if you want them. Pick what you like. Also, for every 15 badges you purchase, I'll give you a 16th badge for free, and because I can afford it, I'll even take off the most expensive badge as your 16th badge, not the cheapest one. Also, if you all want to pool your money together for one big purchase I'm fine with that. Feel free to ask about anything that seems unclear."
[No, this isn't a tablet. This is literally a piece of paper that you can scroll through. Some things he'll probably have too many of to count. Some he might have a limited stock. I haven't decided quite yet on all of them, so just a heads up on that. Asking will force me to make up my mind

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Welcome to da Beige Shop: show | Description |
| Heart Plus | 24 Ř | 3 BP. Increases Max HP by 5. |
| Star Plus | 22 Ř | 3 BP. Increases Max SP by 5. |
| Determination | 28 Ř | 2 BP. Increases DEF by 2 while in Critical status. |
| Damage Dodge | 36 Ř | 3 BP. When targeted, there’s a 40% chance of having all damage taken halved. |
| Last Breath | 47 Ř | 3 BP. When you hit 0 HP, you can do one Move before being Knocked Out. |
| Survivor | 32 Ř | 3 BP. Once per battle, if you were to get Knocked Out by damage, you survive at 1 HP. |
| Double Dip | 45 Ř | 3 BP. You can use 2 items in a single move. |
| Golden Heart | 28 Ř | 3BP. Prevents Heartbreak. |
| Frezbear | 58 Ř | 1 BP. 2 SP. Summon a Frezbear to fight alongside you. You may spend 1 SP per turn to keep it active. Can shoot ice or use physical claw attacks. |
| Golden Frezbear | 82 Ř | 2 BP. 3 SP. Summon a Golden Frezbear to fight alongside you. You may spend 1 SP per turn to keep it active. Slightly stronger than a regular Frezbear. |
| Freddy Frezbear | 176 Ř | 2 BP. 3 SP. Summon a Freddy Frezbear to fight alongside you. You may spend 1 SP per turn to keep it active. Can additionally sing into a microphone to deal Wind damage to opponents. |
| Specter Freddy Frezbear | 112 Ř | 3 BP. 4 SP. Summon a Specter Freddy Frezbear to fight alongside you. You may spend 1 SP per turn to keep it active. Weaker physical attacks than a regular Frezbear, but does increased Ice damage. Can additionally sing into a microphone to cause all enemies to take additional Ice damage. |
| Slime Stampede | 37 Ř | 2 BP. 1 SP. Summoner a Slime Stampede. Does 3 attacks of 1 damage each. Additional SP may be spent to deal 2 extra hits per SP. Each attack does 1 less damage than the last, but does at least 1 damage if the previous attack did any damage. |
| Inspiring Speech | 39 Ř | 1 BP. 1 SP. Increase the damage of Summons by 1 this battle. Stacks up to 3 times. |
| Garrison Reinforcements | 43 Ř | 2 BP. Increase the damage of your Summons by 1. |
| Return Postage | 1400 Ř | 7 BP. Half of all damage you take, before your defense is applied, also hits to your attacker. Does not work on damage that is already reflected back at you. |
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Pause Menu/Status Screen: show [Will "Customer" Zunar Rush] Level 1: 0/100 EXP ♥HP: 10/10 ♠SP: 5/5 ♣BP: 0/3 ▲Ř: 165 [Skills] Strike Lv. 1 Check Lv. 1 Counter Stance Lv. 1 Archery Lv. 1 [Badges] Equipped: None Available: Close Call (1), Damage Dodge (3), Lucky Shirt (4) [Key Items] Cellphone [Inventory] 1. Rope (50 ft.) 2. Lighter 3. Torch 4. Blue Herb (cures Poison) 5. Blue Herb (cures Poison) 6. Blue Herb (cures Poison) | [Wind "Thoughtful" DelCarlo] Level 1: 0/100 EXP ♥HP: 7/7 ♠SP: 8/8 ♣BP: 0/3 ▲Ř: 80 [Skills] Ki Lv. 1 Thunder Lv. 1 Wind Lv. 1 Archery Lv. 1 [Badges] Equipped: None Available: None [Key Items] White Belt [Inventory] 1. Red Berry (+2HP, +2SP) 2. Rope (50 ft.) 3. Rope (50 ft.) 4. Blue Herb (cures poison) 5. Blue Herb (cures poison) 6. Ration (+5HP) 7. Ration (+5HP) | [Megaboy "Retconned" X] Level 1: 0/100 EXP ♥HP: 9/9 ♠SP: 6/6 ♣BP: 0/3 ▲Ř: 10 [Skills] Buster (Ki) Lv. 1 Dash (Dodge) Lv. 1 Storm Tornado (Wind) Lv. 1 Super Arm (Throw) Lv. 1 [Badges] Equipped: None Available: Damage Dodge (3) [Key Items] Transceiver [Inventory] Nothing |
[Frederick "Lost Soul"] Level 1: 0/100 EXP ♥HP: 7/7 ♠SP: 8/8 ♣BP: 0/3 ▲Ř: 240 [Skills] Cut Lv. 1 Steal Lv. 1 Dodge Lv. 1 Counter Stance Lv. 1 [Badges] Equipped: None Available: Lucky Shirt (4) [Key Items] Knight of The Lions’ Spear [Inventory] 1. Soft Drink (+6 SP) 2. Empty Bottle 3. Vanilla Cupcake (+5 HP) | [Dennis "Ghost" Easton] Level 1: 0/100 EXP ♥HP: 6/6 ♠SP: 9/9 ♣BP: 0/3 ▲Ř: 420 [Skills] Die Roll Lv. 1 Bless Lv. 1 Purify Lv. 1 Strike Lv. 1 [Badges] Equipped: None Available: Damage Dodge (3) [Key Items] None [Inventory] Nothing | [Arma "Broke"] Level 1: 0/100 EXP ♥HP: 10/10 ♠SP: 5/5 ♣BP: 0/3 ▲Ř: 30 [Skills] Strike Lv. 1 Throw Lv. 1 Smash Lv. 1 Quake Lv. 1 [Badges] Equipped: None Available: None [Key Items] Knight Doll Dragon's Eye [Inventory] Nothing |
[Daisy "Copycat" the Eevee] Level 1: 0/100 EXP ♥HP: 10/10 ♠SP: 5/5 ♣BP: 0/3 ▲Ř: 0 [Skills] Strike Lv. 1 Guard Lv. 1 Growl Lv. 1 Tail Whip Lv. 1 [Badges] Equipped: None Available: None [Key Items] Adorableness [Oddly Big Eevee Inventory] Nothing! |
[In the off chance something about your character sheet doesn't feel right, let me know and I'll double-check to see if I screwed up anything.]