The Forum Game Rules - Don't Follow or Die

[l.m]

Okay, stopped counting the number of the rules. Now I'll start to count your screams when I torture you

53. Don't be a good person

[Harmless]

You can't torture what's already dead, you know. Eheheh. Perks to being a ghost I guess.

Of course, Harmless did live a good life. Look at all of the misery and chaos he caused - he was responsible for all political corruption across the world. Now world leaders too will stop at nothing to crave for your blood, poyo.

54. Absolutely no role playing here whatsoever.

[Supershroom]

Wanna continue this and don't know anything better, so have the long dialogues from my LDC entry:

Long dialogue for Doram: show

Supershroom: You are the philosopher of this town, right?

Doram: Yes, I am. You look like you don’t belong here, right? You’re from a past time?

Supershroom: Yes…

Doram: And can you tell how you’ve got there?

Mario: Actually no… I was sleeping and dreaming and suddenly felt like I was falling a long way down and then I’ve fallen straight into this city, and it seems to be totally unexplainable...

Doram: Well then someone must have brought you here from your time, maybe the princess. I guess you should go to her. Just know, we’ve built the city in a way that you can follow your instinct to reach your goal, as many paths are connected to each other. There must be a reason why you’ve been brought here. In fact, I feel like there are some things going wrong. It’s just a strange feeling, there isn’t any evidence for anything, but I have a feeling I can’t explain for myself, and therefore it should be a true feeling.

Supershroom: And do you know how to reach the palace?

Doram: Just like I’ve said, any path you go will lead to it as it’s in the center, just head forward and don’t go back. My philosophy is that every happenings have a reason why they happen, and the happenings where we can’t see the reason are the ones that make life interesting. Sadly, people in our time don’t make much of their life anymore. On the other side, this is a peaceful world, not as aggressive and militant as your time, so you don’t have to be distrustful against anyone or anything. However, be careful when you go to the palace, as it suddenly got strictly guarded and visitors don’t have free access as usual. The palace is also our biggest factory, maybe they’re doing some strange experiments. Maybe you can find the princess outside of it and she knows more. But first, I guess you should visit MessengerOfDreams, the most famous writer of the city and a good friend of mine, living in the Augustin Way 3. Well good luck, I hope you can do what you’re supposed to do. Just take the pipe, it will lead you to the Road of Colours, and then it's not many roads to go. Goodbye!

Supershroom: Goodbye, I feel much better right now.

Long Dialogue for MoD: show

MessengerOfDreams: You must be the one from the past, right? People have been talking about you, they are very excited what this means, they’ve been going to Doram, the philosophy of this town and my friend. I guess he has send you to me?

Supershroom: He has...

MessengerOfDreams: Okay, I'm gonna tell you why you're here. Listen. My name is Cameron Johnson, but people only know me as MessengerOfDreams. They know I’m an author, but they don’t know that I’m more than an author in fact. I have powers that allow me to control the fate at a certain extent… Don’t worry, I’m not a god. I’m a human being like everyone else, yet I’m a bit special. And so I’m the one who has sent you, after Princess Amp has talked to me that there’s a danger menacing the city and the entire world, and a hero from deep past needs to be sent here, but for some strange reason she doesn’t want to tell me what it is. I have no idea what it could be, as this is a peaceful time and weapons and stuff belong to the past.

Supershroom: Did she also tell you why it has to be me? Or generally why it has to be someone from the past?

MessengerOfDreams: No, but for me it’s pretty obvious: You’re from a time where people used to be able to defend themselves against dangers, at least sort of. Weapons are abolished for more than 500 years, pretty soon after the humanity came here.

Supershroom: Is this another galaxy?

MessengerOfDreams: It is. It’s incredibly far away from the solar system. We’ve got a synthetic atmosphere to breathe. Even plants can grow here. We’ve done almost everything for having a perfect world – or at least sort of. The downside is that many people just consumpt and enjoy their life. And kids are displeased with that, they crave for action, adventures etc., but we manage them to become assimilated, more or less... I'm also discontent with it, I admit. There are only a few greater intellects in here. But they won’t be enough to face the danger, even if we knew what it is. We need you. You should talk to the princess as soon as possible. I’ll see you later.

Long Dialogue for Princess Amp: show

Princess: I was waiting for you about three hours, Supershroom! I guess you must be exhausted right now, so relax … your mission is about to begin right now. Sit down. I’ve got a lot to tell you. I’m the princess, as you may have already guessed. You’ve already talked to some people here, right?

Supershroom: Yes, so why am I here?

Princess Amp: You’re from 2014, and this is 3014. A millenium has passed with a ton of changes. The earth is uninhabitable, and the humanity has moved to another galaxy, millions of lightyears away… So right now we’re living in space, in one sole united kingdom, with my mother being the queen. No different states, no religions, no different ethnic groups, no racial differences, all human beings being the same. Which also means: No wars, no weapons. And that’s the problem. We have forgot how to defend ourselves. Our world is in danger.

Supershroom: Wait, did really something terrible happen?

Princess Amp: Right. And the worst thing is: It’s my fault. The calamity came from the palace, which also serves as the biggest and most important factory and research center in our world, and we’ve recently solved a problem that has obsessed the huminity already at your time: the problem how to make clones of ourselves. And as the tradition dictates it, it’s always the princess to make the first test of a brand new attainment. However, new attainments, new malfunctions, you know, and this time it was abysmal. It wasn’t an exact copy of myself. We look the same, but we think diametrically. While I’m pacific as everyone else, she’s horribly aggressive and she has reprogrammed all guardian robots to the center of the palace for her felonious plans. She wants to catch me, and so I’m on the run, but her evil forces start to control the entire city, and maybe will control the entire universe. You’re our only hope!

Supershroom: But … how can I help you? Your world is technologically way superior to mine!

Princess Amp: Don’t worry, I’m gonna keep contact to you if necessary as soon as you’re entering the fortress. And the choice fell on you as you were the only warrior for the good at the time where people have been able to fight. Almost all citizens don't sense the danger that spreads out. They’re totally unworried and naive. We’re living on the edge of a knife. But you can safe us. And I won’t let you go to your present until you’re done. The palace is just around the corner. I’m quite sure you will make it. Just to the right from here, there lives a scientist called Venexis, you should also talk to him. MoD has already been sent to the castle. He will follow you.

Long Dialogue for Venexis: show

Venexis: Are you Supershroom? I’m already enlightened if you ask. God, that’s some terrible news. You’re the right one to defeat the evil.

Supershroom: If the palace is fully guarded and no one can enter it, how am I supposed to get in?

Venexis: Don’t worry, I know something. I’ve invented a cap that can let people fly, I have neither used it anytime nor patented it, but I guess we can use it for now. However, the guards that normally let most visitors in without greater problems have been hypnotized. The evil clone must have gathered some of the highly protected hyptonitic emitters in the palace.

Supershroom: I guess there aren’t any weapons in this world?

Venexis: It isn’t supposed to be a weapon, it’s just supposed to make psychopathic people abulic in order to therapy them. Yet these emitters are highly protected, I have no idea how the evil could break into them. We must dodge any guards. That's why we have to fly to a higher entrance. I guess I should accompany you as far as possible. And my friend MoD will go too. For reaching the palace, we must go to the external boundaries of the city, not far away from here. Let's go through the pipe, it will lead us to the roof of my house, MoD is already waiting there. Are you ready?

Supershroom: I'm ready.

55. Don't say anything good about me.

[CedarBranch]

U look nice 2day

56. Call me back today.

[l.m]

Fine.


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Ruler 57: dun be sadfaces

[CedarBranch]

I just can't be dun

58. No back-to-back posting.

[l.m]

Sorry, what you said?

59. speak english only

[Supershroom]

Warum zum Geier sollte ich hier auf Englisch schreiben. (Why the heck should I type in English here.)

60. No cuss words allowed.

[Harmless]

u ♥♥♥♥ wot m8 il 360 noscope yur head in u ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ muthr ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ sucking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i swear on me mum poyo

61. You absolutely cannot use more than three adjectives in your next post.

[CedarBranch]

That was very funny. I shall give you guys an even funnier rule: blue cheese need to blurt.
Not funny? You're not funny. I'm hilarious. ...Actually... Never mind. Blue cheese will blurt.

62. Don't use Super Mario references in Rule 63.