Epic Rap Battles of Runouw!

[NanTheDark]

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Look out everyone, here comes NanTheDark
to introduce a new forum game of rap
You just write your part, the next writes back
and so on until you're too tired to attack
So bring out your lyrics and make some noise
And then the audience might rejoice
Got anything to say, just scream it out loud
And we'll see what the next poster has to say about.

As you just saw, you don't need to be that good a rapper to post. xD

[SuperLuigi9624]

Look out everyone, here comes NanTheDark
to introduce a new forum game of rap
You just write your part, the next writes back
and so on until you're too tired to attack
So bring your lyrics and make some noise
And then the audience might rejoice
Got anything to say, just scream it loud
And we'll see what the next poster has to say about.

As you just saw, you don't need to be that good a rapper to post. xD

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OH YEAH? WELL... WELL... OH YEAH?! WELL... I'm gonna cry.

Yo, I'm the Luigi Fan
And I spit rhymes like SuperMan
You're floppy like a fish, you should be canned
You get more hate than Comic Sans
You crumble like a piece of Flan
You think you're dark, but you're bright as cyan
I'm a supernerd and you're like a caveman
I might just throw you in'uh trash can
Yeah, you better change up your game plan
'Cause your rhymes just got outran

[Harmless]

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Parenthesis are pre-beat words.

BOOM! DJ Harmless coming and rocking the houses,
(Just) arrived a little late after ♥♥♥♥ all your spouses.
(Never) heard of me, you're about to notice my fame,
'cause I'll put all you poor rappers down to shame!
(My) verbal speed and rhymes mix up the competition,
(This) skill is reality, no relation to superstition,
Better watch out for me, I'm all bite and no bark,
(I) got a white outside but I'm the next NanTheDark.

Although I'm 90% harmless I am 10% Death,
(I can) kick your ♥♥♥ 10 times over without wasting breath,
(I'm) just that efficient, all smooth and not prickly,
(You) will not enjoy this but it will be over quickly.
I see Luigifan has joined in on the fun,
(But it's all) over for him, because I am number one!
(You) seriously think you scrubs can defeat me?
(Go) on, take your chances, you'll never have a victory!

[1018peter]

Oh hey! Harmless' all puffed up! Let's see how long he can last.

Sorry to cut in,but it's over for you,
All bites and no barks just won't do.
Here in Rap Battles,we'd rather you shout,
So you better keep those jaws up shut!

Hah! You better have burn heal!

[Harmless]

Look at 1018 Peter, thinking he's great,
(Too) bad it's the opposite, I rate 0/8,
(You) can't even put out a rhyme half decent,
(Your) vocabulary's so low you're not even half efficient!
(If you) want to see more, I'll burn you bad you git,
(We) both know when it comes to rapping you're utter ♥♥♥♥!
(Time to) beat you so bad from your head to your spleen,
(I'll leave a) mark on history right here in 2014!

[l.m]

You know I'm a judge from the LDC
Started judging your life and it's big NO from me
Imma kickin' your ♥♥♥ off in 1,2,3
Be prepared, you're going to see

I'm fire but my rhymes are cool
Do think you can stop me? Fool!
Even Magnen is more harmful than you
Just look at your nickname; very true
You think you are sooo deadly
But even an oven can kill you!

So I just shut up because there's nothing to make
But even when I'm bored I can see you're fake
Now please close your mouth for ♥♥♥♥'s sake
Because finishing you is a piece of cake!

I can ♥♥♥♥ ya off using chat or email
Like NanTheDark, you're going to fail
Already stopped leaving my destruction trail
This is just Apocalipse in a big scale

[Asterocrat]

Yo... Uh-uhh

Yo it's me the Star king
And when I get rapping
It gets more amazing
Than the damn Moon Landing
Only active member of French descent
♥♥♥♥♥, you can call me Napoleon Bonaparte
Okay, now listen to me, you better repent
Because right now I'm going to tear you apart
And claim this stupid forum as French property
To become emperor of this territory!

[l.m]

You just drank too much wine; go home
And please send a message to your mom
Even if I ain't good at LD, it's true
She did a horrible work when designing you!

Well then, Bonaparte, bring it on
My rhymes are cold like Russia, they make you run
Imma gonna beat you off like a "lion"
And I say to you: "Je ne regrette rien!"

I'm the Great Britain that likes to piss you off
I'm that black cold smoke that makes you cough
Excuse my French, but this is a showoff
This is my territory now, you're going to doff

[1018peter]

Heh.

You're the smoke that gets vented,
You're the Great Britain that gets flamed,
Your rhymes aren't cold,
*Pauses*
They're old!

No lands for you trash,
'cause Imma crash Earth,
With what,you ask?
A Megaton Punch!

*Earth explodes,everyone gets flung out of the atmosphere*

[Asterocrat]

Now now there, guys, no need to get racist
I'm just a better Level Maker and artist
More gold on my shelf than around Mr. T's neck
Creator of the Runouw Community deck
New trophy every time I enter an LDC
SK is the MC of SM63
A major member, praised since 2010
And... wait a sec', who are you again?

You must be kidding me, launched in the atmosphere?
I couldn't care less, I practically live here
Shining in upper space like a star above the rest
Creating worlds and have people call them: "The best!"
Your luck is running out, better start a Countdown
Because hear me, punk, I'm going to beat you down
So hard, we are gonna hear you cry for mercy
All the way to the Dimension Infinity

So back up when I step up you lil' Plastic ♥♥♥♥♥
You won't be a Survivor, this verse is your last
I could shove you in a Bag, throw you in a ditch
And you would be nothing more than a Flooded Past
Unskilled, untalented and unknown forever
Standing in my shade, for Star king is greater!
Now it's true I could do that, but I'm courteous
So I don't really play around with detritus

sorry i got a little carried away...