Epic Rap Battles of Runouw!

[*Emelia K. Fletcher]

sure, double-time
linguistic rupture
mix up level up
don't hold fire
add "The only weapon I have are" onto your personal grammatical pyre
send the smoke higher cause you're throwin mixed signals - hypocrisy is not a game figurative or literal
hand wave your mistakes like it's ♥♥♥♥ incomparable - it's terrible, you're keeping self-delusion, it's a miracle
show me solid basis that the lines i can spout ain't any more dronin than your formulaic bout
clichés aren't exact quotations, hit the net and up your knowledge
when i tell you clichéd raps are stayin in the same deluded world
so go ahead
step out and unfurl your carpet, take walks down Seen-It-All Avenue
abuse verbal, a serious topic but yours cannot be taken for real, it's hurled
like vomit, toxins infiltrate the speech, diagnosis: all over your sweater, go preach
hype yourself up all you want, no-one listens to a self-indulgent prick who dick-licks, kicks skill to the wayside
none of the upside, read all your headlines, uptown freak seeks consolation in himself
heavy psyche damage gives way to belittling, response is the only good so hope people are listening
know that they don't wanna see the amateurs on stage, readin pages hoping ♥♥♥♥ sticks to cranial cages
have a fun time up there but you're pleasing the crowd, see if you'll be endowed

but they'll boo you loud

[spookyghost]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb, with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense, not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up, now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm, so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon

Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked, could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said, Yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

[l.m]

spookyghost won guys 10/10

[Harmless]

o shet spookyghost

no competition 10/10

[MessengerOfDreams]

May I just say

The winner of the Epic Rap Battles of Runouw is NONE of you. By attempting to look gangsta as ♥♥♥♥ you all lost.

[l.m]

May I just say

The winner of the Epic Rap Battles of Runouw is NONE of you. By attempting to look gangsta as ♥♥♥♥ you all lost.

what is rap

[Harmless]

May I just say

The winner of the Epic Rap Battles of Runouw is NONE of you. By attempting to look gangsta as ♥♥♥♥ you all lost.

did i seriously look that gansta without even trying

i mean sure my first post but that was still not to be taken seriously

[*Emelia K. Fletcher]

issue wasn't trying really hard to be "gangsta" so much as utterly ♥♥♥♥ up the concept of making your ♥♥♥♥ not awkward to read, it's like you're padding it out into what you think is a rap mould

just spouting "takedowns" one after another while occasionally feeling smart for throwing some reference in as well

plus the rhyme scheme is okay but jfc vary your line lengths a little at least










plus it seems like you all hate any form of rude language, embrace carlin's goddamn dirty words

[Oranjui]

you need to stop there
yes stop there right now
it would pain me to read much more
i'm lying here on the floor
i'm dying here by the door cause you guys ALL ♥♥♥♥ SUCK

your rhymes are laughable
your cadence is trashable
i'm making up words now what am i doing
certainly not losing
to ♥♥♥♥ rap like yours

i dont know what im doing ok

[Harmless]

Well then.

Hmph. Well then, it's time for Round 3,
Time to make my weaknesses temporary,
'cause it's time to live and learn, fix my mistakes,
Shift the gear to park, and hit the brakes.
I guess I made a bit of a bad impression, I see,
But now it's time to rewrite history,
And spit out dope lyrics that cannot be beat,
For you are the one that will suffer defeat!

I don't have time to stop for a Site Rep,
I don't need your purple color, for I got the sitrep,
That you're challenging us, saying we aren't masterful,
But at least I don't have to make up words like 'trashable'.
Before blindly rushing maybe you should've covered your flank,
You oughta take your mortgaged claims and transfer them to the bank,
For I have bought out your claims, they don't apply to me,
Now fear me and my acquired monopoly!