by Raz » December 19th, 2014, 4:17 pm
Kate Sweet had always loved sunny Sydney with its immense, ice-dancing igloos. It was a place where she felt active.
She was an admirable, giving, wine drinker with squat spots and short thighs. Her friends saw her as a blushing, broken brute. Once, she had even brought an iffy disabled person back from the brink of death. That's the sort of woman he was.
Kate walked over to the window and reflected on her sleepy surroundings. The snow flurried like boating kittens.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Barry Chen. Barry was a snotty lawyer with red spots and ginger thighs.
Kate gulped. She was not prepared for Barry.
As Kate stepped outside and Barry came closer, she could see the courageous glint in his eye.
Barry gazed with the affection of 7652 creepy enchanting elephants. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want more time."
Kate looked back, even more ecstatic and still fingering the minuscule teapot. "Barry, I don't have more time to give," she replied.
They looked at each other with puzzled feelings, like two difficult, different dogs laughing at a very malicious snow storm, which had R & B music playing in the background and two loving uncles thinking to the beat.
Kate regarded Barry's red spots and ginger thighs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Kate with a delighted grin.
Barry looked sparkly, his emotions blushing like a tart, terrible teapot.
Then Barry came inside for a nice glass of wine.
THE END
Karyete, Master of Civil Conversation
Disclaimer: none of these messages have been edited, context can be provided if needed (thanks discord!) but absolutely does not change anything about these messages and that he's too overly defensive and cocky to make situations better
Karyete: I don't have anything to say to you, I've been deliberately trying to not offend you for years, actually, but apparently everything I say to you is wrong. You come across as so aggressive that you successfully intimidated me into not wanting to talk to you
Karyete: Seriously, what is your problem? And not only that, you fail to even acknowledge you might be in some wrong here.
Karyete: Oooh it's you? Hello. Feel free to drop this right now. You're going to make yourself look like an idiot.
Karyete: We don't want to hear your opinion at this stage.
Karyete: You're not getting any apology, especially after now.
Karyete: You can stay up on your high horse, continue to twist the truth and act like an absolute child all you want. I refuse to give respect to a man who right now is picking up a dropped argument because he simply cannot fathom the idea that he might be in the wrong.
Karyete: How pathetic