The Fake News Network

[NanTheDark]

Good day to all of our viewers, I'm NanTheDark, and welcome to another news broadcast here in the Fake News Network!

As usual, reporters from all over the Runouw Nation will bring us the latest and completely real news about events occurring all over the world. Here comes our first report...

...I don't understand, what am I supposed to do in this game?: show

Post a fake news article, talking about whatever you think of. Bonus points if it sounds professional.

[l.m]

NEWS FLASH: SK updated his About Page.

[1018peter]

News Flash! A band of professional agents led a pack of sci-fi nerds into the infamous Area 51. The guards stood no chance against this mysterious pack of agents,and the secrets of the Area 51 got leaked.
It turns out that aliens had signed a treaty with America to provide the blueprints of nuclear weapons,and in return,the aliens gave them fifty UFOs. But America's been working out of the treaty and secretly kidnapping aliens for research,in return,the aliens have been secretly kidnapping creatures on Earth for research.
The band of sci-fi nerds have gotten away from Area 51 in one piece with an UFO and took valuable alien technologies with them. If they can successfully reverse engineer the technologies,human technology will advance to the next generation.
The identity of the agents are unknown,however. Perhaps it's another secret society at work.
And that concludes today's news.

[Harmless]

BUT WAIT! There's MORE!

Billy Mays here with; Forum Games! Play these daily and they're bound to cure your boredom, GUARANTEED! And call now at 1-800-420-1337 for a packaged deal of the Into the Shadows Forum RPG! That's right, only for $19.99! And the RPG comes for FREE!

[CedarBranch]

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NanTheDark establishes a forum game that may just be a smash hit across the Runouw.com community. It's a game where anybody can be their own news reporter, reporting whatever they want. The creativity of this prized forum game is astounding. We're already having mobs of--WHOA, HEY. WATCH IT! I AM REPORTING A FREAKING HISTORICAL EVENT, PEOPLE. HAVE SOME MANNERS!

...This is Triple J, signing off.

[Zunar]

Half Life 3 confirmed. That is all. Back to you, Nan.

[1018peter]

The monochrome union of Razzia has finally collapsed! Thousands of colorful rebels rejoices!

[CedarBranch]

Tonight's Watercooler: I'm going to bed.

[Zunar]

NEWS FLASH! Water is wet! Details at 9.

[1018peter]

News Flash! Zunar makes an actual news on the Fake News Network!