Let's tell a story

[GrandPiano]

I'll say the first word. The next person says the next word in the sentence. The person after that says the word after that, and so on.

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The story so far:

Once I tried to eat seven hamburgers and fries, but my stomach digested Ethiopian native carrots, two of which were threatened by potato men, so adorable kittens came, armed with smaller candied kittens driving tiny spiders that lured several popsicles. But Zunar flew without consulting dank pigeons, which "ran" outta mtn dew, doritos, and spat rainbows at aliens contemplating waterfalls from the fantastical dinosaur sewer. Grandma fell into pudding extravagantly during second reunion, then Bozo money clang bats furiously. Spoiler alert, I don't have sex after breakfast. Beatles versus Beetles, mojo filter he chose as his bard used a watch with funny Brazilians playing cod.

Lil Wayne, Kanye West, all Mesopotamian raspberries, and Oxford dictionaries went wonky because Obama turned. Facing Gary meant that he was in a lousy sweater, with extra dip, so

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To start:
Once

[Harmless]

I

[l.m]

tried

[1018peter]

to

[Harmless]

eat

[KABOOM]

seven

[GrandPiano]

Once I tried to eat seven hamburgers

[Harmless]

and

[GrandPiano]

(Include the rest of the story in your post like I did, it'll make things easier as the story gets longer)

[1018peter]

Once I tried to eat seven hamburgers and fries