The Extreme Life

[CedarBranch]

One user gives the next poster a simple task, but it must be fulfilled in the craziest way possible.

Like this:

Help the chicken cross the road.

I karate chop the chicken into the air and backflip-toss him across the road.

Kill an ant.

I grab a flamethrower and burn down a city of ant hills.

[...]

Here we go!


Win any item from the crane game.

[Karyete]

Oooooohoho I like this game already.

I attach explosives to the crane game and destroy it, picking up anything I can salvage.

Do some exercise.

[Raiyuuni]

I scale the tallest mountain there is - on Mars.

Do a public speech.

[1018peter]

I publicly insult everyone on the street, causing everyone to run after me.



Sleep.

[Awesomeguy 99]

Remove my eyes as to not get distracted by anything in the night and my arms and legs as well to ensure that I will not move in the night or roll around. Then peacefully go to sleep, most likely now forever.

Cook Ramen Noodles.

[Harmless]

Crush them so hard with your bare hand that they reform into actually cooked ramen noodles.

Perform a multishine.

[1018peter]

Perform a multishine...while hanging upside down.



Make a joke.

[l.m]

Give birth to you. There, I made a joke.

Go to space.