SpookyPipeOrgan wrote:Get on your knees.
Venexis wrote:Then politely ask if you can borrow her clothes, as you seem to have completely advertently misplaced yours.
Doram wrote:Yes. While on your knees with your hands in the air, calmly explain your situation and ask for help, in the HOPES that she is not one of the bad guys...
You drop to your knees and raise your hands in the air. Another person who isn't rudely shining the flashlight in your face approaches, as you try to explain yourself. Though you can only stutter and mumble for a few moments, you do manage to get an explanation out after the person pushes you face-first to the ground. As the person puts their foot on your back, you say, "Wait, I don't mean any harm! I was simply locked in an office; after using all my clothing to escape from it, I've just been trying to get out of here. So please let me go, and maybe let me borrow some of your clothing?"
The person pinning you to the ground says, "Well, that explains the broken window and the rope made of clothing." This voice is also female. "Unless he's hiding a weapon in his colon, this pencil pusher is harmless. What do you think we should do with him?"
The woman shining the flashlight on you says, "Let's see what he knows. Hey, underwear man, we'll give you a shirt and let you out of this building-" she snickers for half a second, "-if you answer a few questions." She walks up to you and kneels down. The flashlight isn't pointed at you anymore, so you can actually look toward her without going blind. Though you can only see her silhouette, you can tell that she's holding an assault rifle with a flashlight attached to it. She asks, "Did you see someone destroy our helicopter by dropping a bunch of paper airplanes on it?"