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You are locked in an office. There is a desk with a computer on it, but it's useless because the building has no power. There is also a file cabinet that is overflowing with various documents. What do you do?

Try to walk to the filing cabinet and trip because there's no power so all the lights are useless, too. :p

It's an office, so it probably has those removable ceiling tile things. Feel my way around to the filing cabinet and try not to trip and die, then climb on top of it asbestos I can so I can climb to the ceiling

Venexis wrote:Try to walk to the filing cabinet and trip because there's no power so all the lights are useless, too. :p

You walk towards the filing cabinet, but in the pitch-blackness, you do not notice the thick manual on the ground and trip over it. Your face slams into the filing cabinet. Take 1d4 damage. Hold on a second, how can you know about the objects in the room when it's too dark to see?

Oranjui wrote:It's an office, so it probably has those removable ceiling tile things. Feel my way around to the filing cabinet and try not to trip and die, then climb on top of it asbestos I can so I can climb to the ceiling

Ignoring the inconsistency, you grab the cabinet and start climbing up to the top of it. Suddenly, the cabinet starts to tip over. You should probably do something to avoid injury.

Jump off the cabinet.

GrandPiano wrote:Jump off the cabinet.

You jump off the cabinet, and end up crashing through the wall since you never skip leg day. For some reason, you haven't touched the floor yet. You look around to find buildings below you, and a dark sky above you. Unlike the office building you had just broken out of, these buildings have power, allowing them to display pretty lights to you as you fall towards them. Ah, it's great to see light again, and- AH ♥♥♥♥ YOU'RE FALLING AAAAHHHH! WHAT DO YOU DO?!

Whip out your trusty towel and try to use it as a parachute, but when that (expectedly) fails, try to latch onto something with it.

Oranjui wrote:Whip out your trusty towel and try to use it as a parachute, but when that (expectedly) fails, try to latch onto something with it.

Unfortunately, you do not have a towel, so you take off your pants and use that as a substitute. Amazingly enough, the pants function well as a parachute. The instant you hold them above your head, you suddenly start flying across the city. Wait, hold on a second... you aren't floating in the air, your pants simply got caught on a helicopter, which is circling around the office building.

TheMMM wrote:Unfortunately, you do not have a towel

Correction: Any self-respecting denizen of the universe carries a towel at all times

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