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[Doram]

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Transcripts here:

• "Setting up" (Nan Network TV, Adventures of Frederick)
  • Act I
  • Act II
  • ACt III
• "Frederick Gets A New Partner" (Adventures of Frederick)
• "Needs More Frederick..." (raw) (Adventures of Frederick)
• "She's a real lady, all right." (raw) (Robot Battlers)

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Please note that several times, these split into things happening in two places at once, and the posts were interleaved (and hella confusing). I have split them up here, for ease of reading, but every time it splits, know that those two events are happening simultaneously. Also, OOC is clearly marked. Finally, everyone is color coded, so we can tell who is playing who, and to give better idea of when the person is talking switches.

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Common players:

• joshio01
• Harmless
• Doram
• Magnen
• GrandPiano
• Venexis
• Zunar
• KABOOM

[Doram]

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Setting Up - Act I
Where the OOC Channel gets a little roleplay of its own, as SETTING UP for roleplay gets out of hand...(while josh fails to get us to move over to an actual rp channel...)

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The conversation for setting up programs on Nan Network TV is interrupted by chaos...
[12:09 AM] The stage explodes. [12:09 AM] Zunar: Michael Bay would be proud [12:10 AM] Several stage lights fall from the rafters setting a small fire. [12:10 AM] joshio01: added your program to the TV guide [12:10 AM] Doram rushes from behind the curtain with a fire extinguisher. [12:11 AM] joshio01: don't worry [12:11 AM] joshio01: the entire building is indestructible [12:11 AM] joshio01: ven [12:11 AM] joshio01: show him how indestructible it is [12:11 AM] Venexis: Sounds like more of a hypothesis to me. [12:12 AM] Doram runs VERY quickly from the stage as several cannons are aimed at it. [12:13 AM] joshio01: fine I'll do it myself [12:13 AM] joshio01 fires cannons [12:13 AM] Contestant A is hit by a cannon and dies [12:13 AM] Several cannons unload, rapid fire at the stage, brreaking everything into splinters. [12:14 AM] joshio01 runs away to #role_playing_1(edited) [12:14 AM] Zunar decides to leave before anything else crazy happens [12:14 AM] Something happens(edited) [12:14 AM] Magnen: [12:14 AM] The stage glows for a moment, and then re-appears, perfectly fine. [12:14 AM] Magnen sits and eats popcorn [12:16 AM] Doram: Yeah. Indestructible.(edited) [12:16 AM] GrandPiano: So, uh, when's this starting? [12:16 AM] joshio01: we have no idea [12:16 AM] Venexis checks progress [12:16 AM] Venexis: it's zero [12:17 AM] Contestant B ignores the crushed corpse of Contestant A next to him [12:17 AM] Venexis: Congrats, you win! By default. [12:17 AM] Contestant C: WAIT [12:17 AM] Venexis: Unfortunately your cash prize has been donated to Contestant A's family. [12:17 AM] Contestant C is forgotten, as usual [12:18 AM] Venexis: In a world where Contestant C is never noticed [12:18 AM] Contestant B: I'll never forget you, Contestant C [12:18 AM] Contestant B kisses Contestant C gayly [12:18 AM] Venexis: He sets out to create a game show of his own [12:19 AM] Venexis: Is this a season finale because that was some sort of plot twist [12:19 AM] Doram: Dangit, Ven, I do an awesome announcer voice. [12:19 AM] Contestant B: Ooooooh [12:19 AM] Venexis: lawl [12:20 AM] Contestant A does some haunting and stuff [12:20 AM] Contestant A: Alright cya guys bye [12:20 AM] joshio01: bye [12:20 AM] Contestant B is still making out with Contestant C [12:20 AM] joshio01: ok you two. show's over [12:21 AM] Contestant B is still making out with Contestant C [12:21 AM] Venexis readies the cannon [12:21 AM] Doram: The producer [12:21 AM] Doram: turns on the blur filter. [12:21 AM] Venexis: lmao [12:21 AM] Doram fails! [12:22 AM] Contestant B begins to consume the face of Contestant C [12:22 AM] Venexis: Hey guys, I think Contestant B might secretly be an eldritch horror. [12:22 AM] Magnen: the frick [12:22 AM] Doram points at Contestant B! [12:22 AM] Doram: He's an ALIEN! [12:23 AM] Contestant B ceases consuming Contestant C's face, with a disgusted look on his own face [12:23 AM] Contestant B Dude, you need some breath mints [12:24 AM] Doram: Man, all this, and we're still in preproduction in OOC. [12:24 AM] Doram: I can't wait until the show ACTUALLY starts. [12:24 AM] Venexis: I'm sorry Contestant B, you're disqualified. Section 53 subsection π clearly states in paragraph 5/4 that extraterrestrial intellengences are strictly prohibited. [12:24 AM] joshio01: yeah [12:24 AM] joshio01: what ven said [12:24 AM] Doram dials Area 51. [12:25 AM] joshio01: wait [12:25 AM] joshio01: what are you diong [12:25 AM] Doram is disappeared for knowing the number. [12:25 AM] joshio01: (you can't tell them to come here. we know too much) [12:25 AM] The producer: What is going on? [12:25 AM] joshio01: nothing. this guy said he's an alien (points to contestant B ) [12:26 AM] joshio01: hahahahahahaha funny right [12:26 AM] Contestant B: I'm not an alien though [12:26 AM] Contestant B: I'm just into eating people's faces [12:26 AM] Contestant B: It's kinda my thing [12:26 AM] Magnen: so you're a cannibal [12:26 AM] Contestant B: I don't eat the whole person [12:26 AM] Contestant B: Just the face [12:26 AM] joshio01: see? he's a cannibal! [12:26 AM] joshio01: take him away! [12:26 AM] Contestant B: So I wouldn't call myself a cannibal [12:27 AM] Venexis: Did someone say cannonball? fires cannon at random [12:27 AM] The police arrive. [12:27 AM] joshio01: AHHHHHH TAKE COVER [12:27 AM] Magnen ducks for cover [12:27 AM] joshio01 ducks behind a table [12:27 AM] The police dive for cover. [12:27 AM] joshio01: table blows up [12:27 AM] joshio01: (Guys I really think we should move this to a role playing channel) [12:27 AM] Venexis: Man uh. It sure is unfortunate the police showed up when they did [12:28 AM] Contestant B: So, uh, are we breaking up or [12:28 AM] joshio01: ven's innocent! [12:28 AM] Policeman Steve: WHAT the HELL is goin on here? [12:28 AM] joshio01: contestants C and B are cannibals! [12:28 AM] joshio01: they eat faces! [12:28 AM] Contestant C: Me?! [12:28 AM] joshio01: yeah you! [12:28 AM] Contestant B: Uh, no, that's just me [12:28 AM] joshio01: why would you hang out with a cannibal if you weren't one! [12:28 AM] Policeman Steve: And Who is firing those cannons? [12:29 AM] joshio01: uhhhhhh [12:29 AM] The Doctor: It's just The Doctor, and yes, I am [12:29 AM] Venexis slowly raises his hand as the dust settles [12:29 AM] The Doctor: points at Ven Yes! [12:29 AM] Venexis: Where's the bathroom? [12:30 AM] Policeman Dave: Ok, I'll take care of the cannibals, you get the cannon nut. [12:30 AM] Policeman Steve: Got it. [12:30 AM] joshio01: no! [12:30 AM] joshio01: ven's not that bad! [12:30 AM] joshio01: the worst thing he did was crash a rocket! I swear!
And so, the cops split up...
In the front of the studio by the stage...	In the back of the studio by the cameras...
[12:30 AM] Policeman Dave goes over to arrest Contestant B. [12:31 AM] The Doctor: I don't know, I don't work here [12:31 AM] The Doctor: But I'd conjecture that if you walk in a straight line in any direction long enough you'll eventually encounter a bathroom [12:31 AM] Magnen watches from among the audience seats [12:32 AM] joshio01: bathroom is to your left [12:32 AM] The Doctor: (ooc: Can we do this, like, all the time?) [12:32 AM] joshio01 points at door blocked by debris [12:32 AM] The Doctor puts away cannons [12:32 AM] joshio01: (that's kinda the point of this server) [12:33 AM] The Doctor: (ooc: Forget LL and SM63, let's just be a spontaneous roleplaying community) [12:33 AM] Policeman Dave tries to wrestle Contestant B off of Contestant C. [12:33 AM] joshio01: My insurance better cover this! [12:34 AM] joshio01: these walls were supposed to be invincible! [12:34 AM] Contestant C: No! You can't do this! We were made to be together! [12:34 AM] joshio01 looks at watch [12:34 AM] joshio01: oh crap! [12:34 AM] Officer Dave: is amazed that C can talk without a face. [12:34 AM] joshio01: I'm late for my next show! [12:36 AM] Contestant B: (ooc: I never ate C's face, his breath was too awful) [12:38 AM] Contestant B sheds human skin [12:38 AM] Magnen: UH [12:38 AM] Contestant B: Haha! I tricked you! I actually am an alien! [12:38 AM] Contestant B: flies away [12:38 AM] Magnen: [12:38 AM] Contestant B: No! [12:38 AM] Policeman Dave: NO! [12:39 AM] Contestant B returns briefly to pick up Contestant C [12:39 AM] Contestant B: I always did love you [12:39 AM] Contestant B flies away with Contestant C [12:39 AM] Magnen throws a chair at the contestants [12:40 AM] Contestant B is already gone [12:40 AM] Policeman Dave fires a few wild shots into the air, but misses horribly. [12:42 AM] Policeman Dave looks overwhelmed.	[12:31 AM] Venexis guiltily shuffles around [12:31 AM] Policeman Steve heads up towards the camera area to arrest Ven.(edited) [12:32 AM] Venexis walks left in a straight line for long enough [12:32 AM] Venexis encounters a dilapidated bathroom [12:32 AM] Policeman Steve follows Ven into the back areas of the studio. [12:33 AM] Venexis: Yeeeeeees? Can I help you? [12:34 AM] Policeman Steve: You can't stay in there forever. [12:34 AM] Venexis emerges from the bathroom [12:34 AM] Venexis: Sup dude [12:35 AM] Policeman Steve arrests Ven. [12:35 AM] Policeman Steve: You have the right to remain silent. [12:35 AM] Policeman Steve: Anything you say can, and will be used against you in a court of law. [12:35 AM] Policeman Steve: You have the right to an attorney. [12:35 AM] Policeman Steve: If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you by the court. [12:35 AM] Venexis: But do I have the write to an attorney. composes letter [12:35 AM] Policeman Steve: Do you understand your rights? [12:36 AM] joshio01: (why does nobody ever say the second half of that) [12:36 AM] Venexis: writes very slowly in childish script [12:37 AM] Policeman Steve: Whoah, buddy. You can do that downtown, I don't have all night. [12:37 AM] Magnen: Records video of arrest on phone [12:37 AM] Policeman Steve: puts handcuffs on Ven, and puts the scribbled paper in a pocket. [12:37 AM] Venexis: Okay, I'll come quietly, guv. [12:38 AM] Policeman Steve: yells back to his partner. [12:38 AM] Policeman Steve: YOU DONE OVER THERE? I GOT THIS ONE. [12:39 AM] Policeman Steve: OK! Lemme stowe this one, and I'll be right there.
Officer Stave takes Ven to the cop car...
[12:39 AM] Policeman Steve takes Ven to the cop car, and puts him in. [12:40 AM] Venexis: Aw sick, I've always wanted to drive one of these! [12:40 AM] Venexis puts the key in the ignition, arms awkwardly behind his back, facing the rear of the car [12:41 AM] joshio01: pst [12:41 AM] joshio01: doram [12:41 AM] joshio01: I may have a way to catch ven [12:41 AM] joshio01: It involves...robots. [12:41 AM] Policeman Steve: OOC: (to Ven) You're in the back seat, you numbskull. [12:42 AM] Policeman Steve: OOC With a sheet of bulletproof glass and wire mesh between you and the ignition. [12:42 AM] Venexis: Realises the situation is futile and surrenders quietly
Inside the Studio...	Out on the street...
[12:43 AM] Policeman Steve arrives back in the studio. [12:43 AM] Policeman Steve: What the hell is going on NOW! [12:43 AM] Policeman Dave looks sheepish. [12:44 AM] Policeman Steve frowns. [12:44 AM] Policeman Dave: He... grew wings, and ..... kinda .... flew away? [12:44 AM] Policeman Steve facepalms. [12:45 AM] Policeman Steve: Why do I always get these calls? [12:45 AM] Policeman Steve: Did you at least help that other contestant? [12:45 AM] Policeman Dave: Ummm.... no? [12:46 AM] Policeman Dave: The, uh, alien one, like picked him up and flew away WITH him. [12:46 AM] Policeman Steve growls. [12:46 AM] Policeman Steve: So, this has gone completely tits up. [12:46 AM] Policeman Steve: You are incompetent. [12:47 AM] Policeman Steve: Get back tothe car, and make sure the other one doesn't try anything stupid. [12:47 AM] Policeman Dave: hangs his head and heads out of the studio towards the cop car.	[12:43 AM] Magnen sneaks out of studio [12:44 AM] Venexis: (psssst) You clearly gesturing to Mag as best as possible with both arms behind his back in a police cruiser Know anything about busting outta jail? [12:45 AM] Magnen takes out lock pick kit and attempts to lock pick the police car [12:45 AM] Venexis meanwhile, roots around for a handy disguise in the cruiser [12:46 AM] Magnen manages to open the car door after fiddling for a little while [12:46 AM] Policeman Venexis: Nice one. How do I look? puts on dorky fake glasses and moustache. Just like an undercover cop, right? [12:46 AM] Policeman Venexis completely unperturbed by the handcuffs still on [12:47 AM] Magnen: Let me get that [12:47 AM] Magnen lock picks the cuffs off easily(edited) [12:47 AM] Policeman Venexis: Thanks, here, have this police cruiser, I don't need it anymore. heads back to the studio
Officer Dave heads outside as the disguised Venexis heads in...
Inside the Studio...	Out on the street...
[12:47 AM] Policeman Venexis: Sup my homies [12:48 AM] Policeman Venexis: You guys ready to fight some crime [12:48 AM] Policeman Venexis: Man what happened in here? [12:48 AM] Policeman Steve: Wait. Who are you? [12:48 AM] Policeman Venexis: I'm your valued colleague, Policeman Venexis. [12:49 AM] Policeman Venexis: Your friend left me in the cruiser outside. [12:49 AM] joshio01: (I don't trust that guy)(edited)	[12:48 AM] Magnen sits in the driver seat of the cop car [12:48 AM] Magnen drives cop car to donut shop across the street [12:49 AM] Magnen: Hehehe. [12:49 AM] Policeman Dave arrives at the street, just in time to see Magnen drive off. [12:50 AM] Policeman Dave yells, as the car zips across the street, and starts running towards the cop car.
Josh and Doram have a brief aside...
[12:50 AM] joshio01: Ok I think that's enough swapping between steve and dave [12:50 AM] Doram pants. [12:50 AM] Policeman Steve: (what am I doing again) [12:50 AM] Policeman Dave: That's a lot of work. [12:51 AM] Policeman Venexis: You were not questioning the new recruit to the long arm of the law [12:51 AM] Policeman Venexis: trust me on this one [12:51 AM] Policeman Dave: You're trying to figure out who Policeman Venexis is, because there's only two of you, and this is CLEARLY not Dave. [12:51 AM] Policeman Steve: ok. I've got this. [12:51 AM] Policeman Venexis: Sorry?
Back inside the studio...	Meanwhile, at the donut shop...
[12:51 AM] Policeman Steve: Policeman Ven eh? [12:51 AM] Policeman Venexis: Yup, that's me. [12:51 AM] Policeman Steve: Where's your badge [12:52 AM] Policeman Steve: I don't see it on your uniform [12:52 AM] Policeman Venexis checks pockets [12:52 AM] Policeman Venexis: Oh, that's right [12:52 AM] Policeman Venexis takes off fake glasses/moustache [12:52 AM] Policeman Venexis reaches inside fake nose [12:52 AM] Policeman Venexis pulls out badge, puts glasses back on [12:53 AM] Policeman Venexis: Officer... Joe. Yup that's me. [12:53 AM] Policeman Steve snatches badge [12:53 AM] Policeman Steve: This looks goo..wait a second [12:53 AM] Policeman Steve: 'Police' is spelt wrong on this one! [12:53 AM] Policeman Venexis: lmfao [12:53 AM] Policeman Steve: you're a fake! [12:54 AM] Policeman Venexis: Well of course, if it was spelled correctly my cover would be blown immediately. [12:54 AM] Policeman Steve: I've had it with your excuses. [12:54 AM] Policeman Steve: I'm taking you downtown [12:54 AM] Policeman Steve turns on siren and speeds up [12:55 AM] Policeman Venexis: (lmao I think Mag stole your car actually. I'm gonna assume you're just walking with me behind and a siren on your head.) [12:55 AM] Policeman Steve puts cuffs on ven [12:55 AM] Policeman Steve gets out a walkie talkie with one hand and calls for backup [12:55 AM] Doram: (ooc dies laughing) [12:56 AM] Policeman Venexis: Hey you know I'm pretty good backup myself. [12:57 AM] Policeman Steve: save it for the judge! [12:57 AM] Policeman Steve An actual police car arrives [12:57 AM] Policeman Steve: Thank you officer... [12:57 AM] Policeman Steve: ? [12:58 AM] Policeman Steve is cuffed [12:58 AM] Policeman Steve: wait what? [12:59 AM] Policeman Steve: this makes no sense! [12:59 AM] Policeman Steve: Ven? what did you do? [12:59 AM] Policeman Venexis: I did tell you I was pretty good backup. [12:59 AM] Policeman Venexis: While you weren't looking I used sign language to convince a bystander to steal a car and cuff you back. [12:59 AM] Policeman Steve: You've got the wrong guy! [12:59 AM] Policeman Venexis: So uh [1:00 AM] Policeman Venexis: You wanna talk about feelings or something? I dunno the sign language for remove cuffs. [1:00 AM] Policeman Steve: I need backup! now!	[12:52 AM] Policeman Dave arrives at the donut shop. [12:52 AM] Policeman Dave is distracted for a moment by the smell of fresh donuts. [12:53 AM] Magnen quickly puts on sunglasses upon seeing the cop [12:53 AM] Policeman Dave snaps out of it, enters the shop and approaches the counter. [12:54 AM] Shopkeeper: Hello [12:54 AM] Policeman Dave: Hey, buddy. Did you see someone come into this shop from that police car out there? [12:54 AM] Shopkeeper: (ooc: Did I?) [12:54 AM] Policeman Dave: (OOC: shrugs) [12:55 AM] Shopkeeper: No, sir [12:55 AM] Shopkeeper: Would you like a muffin? [12:56 AM] Magnen: follows couple leaving the store [12:56 AM] Policeman Dave: No. I'd like my car back. [12:56 AM] Shopkeeper: Our novelty donut flavors have been very popular lately [12:56 AM] Shopkeeper: You should really try one [12:56 AM] Policeman Dave: Wait. Do you have jelly filled ones? [12:56 AM] Shopkeeper: Yes [12:57 AM] Policeman Dave: I'll take two. [12:58 AM] Magnen: walks back to cop car and drops the keys in the driver seat [12:58 AM] Policeman Dave fishes around in his pocket for his wallet. [12:58 AM] Policeman Dave pays for the donuts. [12:58 AM] Shopkeeper reaches for two jelly-filled donut muffins, grabs them, puts them in a bag, and hands them to the policeman [12:58 AM] Shopkeeper takes the money [12:58 AM] Policeman Dave: Thanks, buddy. [12:59 AM] Shopkeeper: No problem [12:59 AM] Policeman Dave: Hopefully, this will make up for.... [12:59 AM] Policeman Dave: Oh, yeah! someone took the cop car! [12:59 AM] Magnen: Hops back in car and starts it up [12:59 AM] Shopkeeper walks around counter and exits shop [12:59 AM] Policeman Dave runs outside, and sees the cop car sitting there. [12:59 AM] Policeman Dave: YOU! STOP! [12:59 AM] Shopkeeper pockets money, sheds human skin and flies away [12:59 AM] Magnen starts pulling out of the parking lot [1:00 AM] Magnen: oh crap [1:00 AM] Magnen hits the gas [1:00 AM] Policeman Dave drops the donuts, pulls out his gun, and fires a few rounds at the tires.
And, suddenly, the cops find themselves reunited outside the studio...
[1:00 AM] Policeman Steve: Policeman dave! [1:00 AM] Policeman Steve: Help! [1:00 AM] Policeman Steve bystander uncuffs ven using my keys(edited) [1:01 AM] GrandPiano: (GTG, night guys) [1:01 AM] Venexis: lmfao I appreciate all of GP's characters being human-doppelganger aliens [1:01 AM] Venexis: Night GP lawl [1:01 AM] Policeman Steve: night [1:01 AM] Policeman Dave glances at his partner across the street, cuffed on the ground, and does a double take. [1:01 AM] GrandPiano: Hey, not all of them [1:01 AM] Magnen: (night) [1:01 AM] GrandPiano: Only half of them [1:01 AM] GrandPiano: Contestants A and C were just regular humans [1:01 AM] GrandPiano: ...As far as we know [1:01 AM] Policeman Dave: Waht? [1:01 AM] Policeman Venexis: Hows it going Dave? I can call you Dave right? Cause we're friends? [1:01 AM] Policeman Steve: that's 1/3 not 1/2 [1:02 AM] GrandPiano: The other two are Contestant B and the shopkeeper [1:02 AM] Policeman Steve: Get...Ven...ouch! [1:02 AM] Policeman Steve: These cuffs hurt! [1:02 AM] Policeman Dave: A died from cannon fire, as far as I know. [1:02 AM] GrandPiano: (Anyway night)

[Doram]

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Setting Up - Act II
Where, Magnen manages to make things even worse for herself, and Doram becomes a whole city's worth of emergency personnel (while a number of us keep losing track of what's going on)....

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The reunited police officers try to deal with one criminal disguised as a police officer, while Magnen lurks nearby in the stolen cop car...
[1:02 AM] Policeman Dave arrives from across the street, and uncuffs his partner. [1:02 AM] Magnen locks cop car doors and watches spectacle across the street [1:02 AM] Policeman Venexis: Who's Ven? [1:03 AM] Policeman Steve: Thanks. [1:03 AM] Policeman Steve: phew [1:03 AM] Policeman Steve Tasers Ven [1:03 AM] Policeman Venexis: I'm Officer Joe. The totally legitimate police officer. [1:03 AM] Policeman Venexis spasms uncontrollably [1:03 AM] Policeman Steve: Jeez it was set to stun not kill [1:03 AM] Policeman Dave shrugs. [1:04 AM] Policeman Dave: It's a tazer, Steve. [1:04 AM] Policeman Steve: you still have your car Dave? [1:04 AM] Policeman Dave: Uhh... no. [1:04 AM] Policeman Steve: ... [1:04 AM] Policeman Steve: where is it [1:04 AM] Policeman Dave realizes that he dropped the donuts, too, and doesn't even have that to quell his partner's anger. [1:04 AM] Venexis still connected to the taser, ven begins frothing at the mouth [1:05 AM] Policeman Dave: It's been stolen.... [1:05 AM] Policeman Steve retracts taser [1:05 AM] Venexis twitches a couple times [1:05 AM] Magnen quickly drives past the scene, comically flashing a smile at the policemen [1:05 AM] Policeman Steve: Wanna borrow this guys car? [1:05 AM] Policeman Dave: .... by whoever that lady is... [1:05 AM] Policeman Dave: Uhh, sure. [1:06 AM] Policeman Steve Kicks the bystander out and gets in the drivers seat [1:06 AM] Venexis: What a nice young lady. So what are we doing now friends? claps both officers on the shoulders [1:06 AM] Policeman Dave: How do you recover so fast? [1:06 AM] Policeman Steve: Shove him in the back [1:06 AM] Policeman Steve: Make sure he can't escape [1:06 AM] Venexis: Oh, it wasn't even on, I'm just a really good actor. [1:07 AM] Policeman Steve checks taser [1:07 AM] Policeman Steve: nooooope [1:07 AM] Policeman Steve: definetly on [1:07 AM] Venexis: *ven's clothes are smoking slightly8 [1:07 AM] Policeman Dave looks confused. [1:07 AM] Policeman Steve: I really should duct tape his mouth [1:07 AM] Venexis: Maybe it's all the electrolytes I eat. [1:07 AM] Policeman Dave: nono. You go get our car back. [1:08 AM] Policeman Steve: Fine. You take care of ven. [1:08 AM] Policeman Dave: I got this, I think...
Officer Steve takes off after Magnen...	While Officer Dave tries to keep an eye on Venexis...
[1:08 AM] Policeman Steve closes door, starts engine and drives off at max speed. [1:08 AM] Policeman Steve takes siren off my head and puts it on the top of the car. [1:09 AM] Policeman Steve gradually catches up to Magnen. [1:09 AM] Magnen drives as fast as possible. [1:09 AM] Magnen: Weehehehe [1:09 AM] Policeman Steve begins falling behind. [1:09 AM] Policeman Steve: Time for a shortcut! [1:09 AM] Policeman Steve does a sharp turn to the right through a public garden. [1:10 AM] Policeman Steve crashes through some hedges and a metal fence. [1:10 AM] Magnen drives through a construction yard. [1:11 AM] Policeman Steve lands a few meters behind Magnen. [1:11 AM] Policeman Steve follows swiftly. [1:11 AM] Magnen: [1:11 AM] Magnen attempts to head back to where Ven and Officer Dave were last seen. [1:11 AM] Policeman Steve follows, still at top speed. [1:11 AM] Policeman Steve begins falling behind again. [1:12 AM] Policeman Steve: I need to get that car! [1:12 AM] Policeman Steve turns down a small street. [1:12 AM] Magnen tries to brake at a turn. [1:12 AM] Policeman Steve: OH $^&#% [1:12 AM] Policeman Steve stares at a dead end. [1:13 AM] Policeman Steve notices a large grassy field beyond. [1:13 AM] Policeman Steve crashes through another fence, losing speed. [1:13 AM] Policeman Steve: I can't see anymore! [1:14 AM] Policeman Steve Suddenly... [1:14 AM] Policeman Steve the field ends and I end up on the main road. [1:14 AM] Policeman Steve suddenly...magnen [1:14 AM] Policeman Steve slams on breaks. [1:14 AM] Policeman Steve :boom: [1:14 AM] Magnen: AHH [1:15 AM] Policeman Steve: Ahhhhhh [1:15 AM] Policeman Steve: my head hurts [1:15 AM] Policeman Steve turns to face officer Dave [1:16 AM] Magnen is passed out in car [1:16 AM] Policeman Steve: At least we cought Magnen [1:17 AM] Policeman Steve tries to get up [1:17 AM] Policeman Steve: what the...? [1:17 AM] Policeman Steve discovers that my legs are trapped in the rubble [1:18 AM] Policeman Steve: crushed [1:18 AM] Policeman Steve: Dave...Get Magnen. [1:18 AM] Magnen: slowly awakens to large gash on forehead.	[1:08 AM] Policeman Dave frowns and wags a finger at Ven. [1:08 AM] Policeman Dave: Now, you stop fooling around, sir. You're just making more trouble for yourself. [1:09 AM] Venexis is just enjoying the ride [1:09 AM] Policeman Steve: ven [1:09 AM] Policeman Steve: you're not in the car [1:09 AM] Policeman Steve: you're with officer dave [1:10 AM] Policeman Dave: (OOC: dies laughing.) [1:10 AM] Venexis: Dave's a good driver though. [1:10 AM] Policeman Steve: dave's not... [1:10 AM] Venexis: We're taking the scenic route. [1:10 AM] Policeman Steve: never mind [1:10 AM] Policeman Dave: I don't have a CAR! [1:10 AM] Venexis: Yeah. The veeeery scenic route. [1:11 AM] Policeman Dave calls for backup, and waits for help to arrive. [1:12 AM] Venexis: So, what inspired you to join the force, Dave? [1:12 AM] Policeman Dave: Who, me? [1:13 AM] Venexis: Yup. Just sitting around waiting for backup, might as well chat. [1:13 AM] Venexis: (what a contrast lmao) [1:14 AM] Policeman Dave: Oh, uhh. Well, my dad was a cop, and I always thought he was so cool. [1:14 AM] Venexis: Oh, I see. My dad was the host of a television show. Between you and me I think it worked out better for you. [1:15 AM] Policeman Dave: Well, I wasn't just arrested for assaulting an officer, resisting arrest, and destruction of private property. [1:16 AM] Venexis: Ah well, that's life sometimes amirite [1:16 AM] Policeman Steve: Cops can get away with all of those things right? [1:17 AM] Policeman Dave: OOC You need to watch more cop shows, my friend. [1:17 AM] Policeman Dave shrugs. [1:17 AM] Another police car arrives. [1:18 AM] Policeman Dave: My partner took after some woman who stole our car. They went north. [1:18 AM] Policeman Dave points at Ven. [1:18 AM] Policeman Dave: This guy's under arrest too.(edited) [1:18 AM] Venexis: Hello! Ven cheerfully greets the police force. [1:19 AM] Policeman Dave hands off Venexis to the other officers, and gets in yet another car that has just arrived. [1:19 AM] Policeman Dave: Let's help my partner. [1:20 AM] Policeman Dave and the other police follow the trail of destruction through the city, and find the crash site.
And so, the two policemen are once again reunited, though it is a gruesome scene...
[1:20 AM] Policeman Dave: STEVE! You all right? [1:20 AM] Policeman Steve: Sorta.. [1:20 AM] Policeman Steve looks down at legs [1:20 AM] Policeman Steve: I can't feel a thing [1:20 AM] Policeman Dave checks out Magnen in the crashed cop car.(edited) [1:21 AM] Magnen: blood seeps from gash over face [1:21 AM] Magnen: You can have the car back... Haha... ow. [1:21 AM] Policeman Dave: You're gonna be all right, buddy. just hang on. [1:22 AM] Policeman Dave calls for more backup, Officer down, and ambulances for both. [1:22 AM] Sirens echo down the street as more vehicles arrive. [1:23 AM] Policeman Steve: ouch.(edited) [1:23 AM] An ambulance arrives. [1:23 AM] Policeman Steve: Take me first [1:24 AM] Several EMTs get out, and get a stretcher out. Seeing that the Fire Department has not arrived to cut the officer out of the car, they head for Magnen. [1:24 AM] Policeman Steve: oh COME ON! [1:24 AM] Magnen: (ooc:XD)(edited) [1:24 AM] A firetruck arrives. [1:25 AM] Several firemen get out. [1:25 AM] One fireman gets the jaws of life, and start cutting away at the car pinning Officer Steve. [1:26 AM] Policeman Steve: finally. [1:26 AM] Policeman Dave: Help is here, buddy. Just hold on. [1:27 AM] The sound of squealing metal, and air compressor rattling fills the air as the firemen work to get Steve out. [1:27 AM] Policeman Steve: insert the sound of music joke [1:28 AM] The first set of EMTs finish loading Magnen into the first ambulance as a second one arrives. [1:28 AM] Magnen mutters [1:29 AM] The second set of EMTs from the second ambulance get ready for Steve, as the firemen bend the last bits of metal out of the way. [1:29 AM] Magnen: (where is ven in all of this btw) [1:29 AM] Policeman Dave: Almost there. [1:30 AM] Policeman Dave: OOC Ven's been carted off. [1:30 AM] Magnen: (right) [1:31 AM] Venexis has somehow convinced his cell guard into a game of truth or dare [1:31 AM] Policeman Dave: OOC Ven, you can feel free to jump in a fireman, EMT, or other policeman at this point. [1:31 AM] Policeman Dave: Or not... [1:31 AM] Venexis: Lawl I know. I was mostly just chatting in other places [1:32 AM] Venexis: I enjoy the humor in these but they soemtimes don't leave much time for other stuff, haha [1:32 AM] Policeman Dave: XD I'm playing, like ten people at this pont. [1:32 AM] Policeman Steve: lets skip to the bit where I'm in hospital with Magnen [1:32 AM] Magnen: (Doram MVP for being 90% characters)

[Doram]

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Setting Up - Act III
Where, Magnen faces the full consequences of her actions, and interacts with several people while in the hospital (and several people pass through OOC, and Josh plays a game for a bit)....

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[1:33 AM] Officer Steve wakes up
[1:33 AM] Officer Steve calls for a doctor
[1:33 AM] Doctor Doram: OOC: FINALLY a role, I'm perfect for...
[1:34 AM] Magnen: (I was just thinking that)
[1:34 AM] Doctor Doram pulls the curtain aside.
[1:34 AM] Doctor Doram: Ok, let's see.
[1:34 AM] Venexis: Heh
[1:34 AM] Doctor Doram picks up Steve's chart from the foot of the bed.
[1:35 AM] Doctor Doram: Well, your legs were broken, but I'm not seeing any nerve damage.
[1:36 AM] Officer Steve: horay!
[1:36 AM] Officer Steve: so how long will I be in for doctor?
[1:36 AM] Doctor Doram: Those are compound fractures, though. It's going to take a while to heal.
[1:36 AM] Doctor Doram: I'd say at least six months.
[1:37 AM] Doctor Doram: Then the next part will be up to you.
[1:37 AM] Venexis: (sounds like the force could use a new recuit after all <3)
[1:37 AM] Magnen regains conciousness
[1:37 AM] Officer Steve: awwwww
[1:37 AM] Doctor Doram: That's going to be at least a year of physical therapy.
[1:37 AM] Officer Steve: a year?
[1:37 AM] Magnen finds right arm in a cast and left arm with an IV
[1:37 AM] Doctor Doram: If you want to walk again, you better take this process seriously.
[1:37 AM] Officer Steve: I can't stay here that long! I need to do police stuff!
[1:37 AM] Venexis: (you actually lose a ♥♥♥♥ ton of muscle mass and stuff in casts)
[1:38 AM] Officer Steve sighs
[1:38 AM] Venexis: (if you're not careful you can immediately break something again)
[1:38 AM] Doctor Doram: Well, you better be glad you are alive. Car crashes kill hundreds of people every year, and the police are involved in many of those crashes.
[1:39 AM] Officer Steve: I guess it was my own fault anyway
[1:39 AM] Officer Steve: I've gotta start being less reckless
[1:39 AM] Doctor Doram nods sagely. He also notices Magnen stirring.
[1:39 AM] Doctor Doram turns back to Steve.
[1:40 AM] Doctor Doram: You're gonna be tied up here for a while. Better get used to it.
[1:40 AM] Officer Steve
[1:40 AM] Doctor Doram puts Steve's chart back at the foot of his bed.
[1:40 AM] Officer Steve: Can you let officer Dave know?
[1:40 AM] Doctor Doram: THAT, I can do.
[1:41 AM] Officer Steve: also, ask him to bring me some of those donuts he was telling me about
[1:41 AM] Doctor Doram: Get some rest, officer. You've earned it.
[1:41 AM] Officer Steve tries to go to sleep
[1:41 AM] Doctor Doram pulls the curtain back around Steve, and heads over to Magnen's bed.
[1:41 AM] Magnen: Oh crap-
[1:41 AM] Doctor Doram: You awake, young lady?
[1:41 AM] Doctor Doram picks up Magnen's chart.
[1:42 AM] Magnen hugs and buries face in pillow
[1:42 AM] Doctor Doram: You. Are in a lot of trouble.
[1:42 AM] Doctor Doram flips through a few pages.
[1:43 AM] Officer Steve snores quietly
[1:43 AM] Doctor Doram: Although, your injuries aren't as bad as the Officer that crashed into you.
[1:43 AM] Magnen: I was gonna return that car, I swear...
[1:43 AM] Doctor Doram: Save it for court, young lady, my job is to get you healthy, and that's all.(edited)
[1:44 AM] Magnen:
[1:44 AM] Doctor Doram puts the chart down, and frowns as he looks Magnen over for a moment.
[1:44 AM] Magnen hangs head in shame
[1:45 AM] Doctor Doram: You've broken your arm, and injured your back. You've also lost a lot of blood.
[1:45 AM] Officer Steve:(protip: donate blood)
[1:46 AM] Doctor Doram: You may also have a mild concussion, but there is no good test for that other than observation.
[1:46 AM] Venexis:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/western-university-researchers-develop-concussion-blood-test/article33503930/ relevant :OOO
The Globe and Mail
Western University researchers develop concussion blood test wit...
The test comes with a 90-per-cent accuracy rate, a previously unheard count in the medical community working to unlock the mysteries of the brain
[1:47 AM] Magnen mutters something about car keys into pillow
[1:47 AM] Doctor Doram: Thankfully, there's a new test we can try. (Thanks Ven)
[1:47 AM] Venexis: lmao
[1:47 AM] Venexis: Science is wild
[1:48 AM] Doctor Doram: And the stitches in your forehead seem to be holding well.
[1:49 AM] Doctor Doram: We're going to hold you for a couple of days for observation, but we're going to have to turn you over to the prison system for the rest of your treatment.
[1:49 AM] Doctor Doram: I hear Shadowsquid Penitentiary has excellent medical facilities.
[1:50 AM] Magnen: I don't wanna gooooo
[1:51 AM] Doctor Doram: Well, you should have thought of that before you stole a cop car, and went on a destructive joy ride across the city.
[1:51 AM] Doctor Doram: Do you have any family?
[1:52 AM] Doctor Doram crosses his arms over his chest.
[1:52 AM] Magnen hugs knees a bit
[1:52 AM] Magnen: ...No sir.
[1:53 AM] Officer Steve dreams about green men going to space
[1:53 AM] Doctor Doram: Nobody at all? No parents, grandparents? Where do you live?
[1:53 AM] Magnen: ... not that I know of
[1:54 AM] Magnen: been on my own for a while now
[1:55 AM] Doctor Doram frowns, but softens a bit.
[1:55 AM] Doctor Doram puts his arm on the side of the bed.
[1:55 AM] Doctor Doram: Well, these are serious things you've just done.
[1:56 AM] Doctor Doram: I'm not sure exactly what will happen, but with an officer injured, they are going to be especially harsh.
[1:56 AM] Doctor Doram: You are likely going to be tried as an adult, and with nobody to turn to, you will likely see hard time.
[1:57 AM] TheMMMification: OOC: How come this RP is in the ooc channel?(edited)
[1:57 AM] Magnen: (cuz it started here and we didn't move?)
[1:57 AM] Doctor Doram: OOC We were talking about setting things up, and then it got out of control.(edited)
[1:59 AM] Magnen Silently laments choices
[1:59 AM] Doctor Doram uses a crooked finger to gently lift Magnen's chin up.
[1:59 AM] Doctor Doram: Don't get too discouraged, little one. I will see what I can do.
[2:00 AM] Doctor Doram turns and pulls the curtain back around Magnen.
[2:00 AM] Doctor Doram leaves the room.
[2:01 AM] Doctor Doram: OOC: This would be a good time for you to try to talk to the cop.
[2:02 AM] Magnen shakily stands up
[2:03 AM] Several alarms go off as the bed registers the weight gone.
[2:03 AM] Magnen: Ah-
[2:03 AM] Magnen sits back down
[2:03 AM] The alarms go quiet again.
[2:04 AM] Magnen calls out to the cop
[2:04 AM] Magnen: ...Sir?
[2:05 AM] The producer asks where @joshio01 's actor is.
[2:06 AM] Magnen: (looks like he might be afk)
[2:07 AM] Officer Steve stirs, having been slightly awakened by the alarms.
[2:07 AM] Officer Steve: What do you want?
[2:07 AM] Magnen: I... I just wanted to apologize.
[2:07 AM] Magnen: I'm sorry about your legs.
[2:08 AM] Officer Steve: You're sorry? You were taunting us and driving back and forth nearby until I got another car to chase you down.
[2:09 AM] Magnen: ... I didn't mean to go so far...
[2:10 AM] Officer Steve tries to shift his weight, but it only increases the pain in his legs. He whines lightly before shifting back.
[2:10 AM] Magnen Sighs.
[2:10 AM] Officer Steve: Right, kid.
[2:10 AM] Magnen: I was just gonna drive it to the donut shop and ditch it.
[2:11 AM] Magnen: But I saw your partner and I panicked and started hightailing it.
[2:11 AM] Officer Steve: Typical.
[2:11 AM] Officer Steve harumphs, and tries to turn away.
[2:12 AM] Magnen breathes slightly heavily.
[2:12 AM] Officer Steve frowns at the sound of Magnen having trouble breathing, and turns back.
[2:13 AM] Officer Steve: You ok, kid?
[2:13 AM] Magnen: I'm not asking you to lower the sentence, just-
[2:13 AM] Magnen coughs
[2:14 AM] Officer Steve: Look, that's not up to me. I'm just a cop. I bring 'em in, and the lawyers take care of the rest. You should probably talk to whoever they give you for council about all that stuff.
[2:15 AM] Magnen: Haaah
[2:15 AM] Magnen: I'm already doomed there-
[2:15 AM] Magnen coughs again
[2:15 AM] Officer Steve: You got any family, kid?
[2:16 AM] Magnen: No sir.
[2:16 AM] Officer Steve frowns deeply.
[2:16 AM] Officer Steve: Homeless, eh.
[2:16 AM] Officer Steve juts his head towards the ceiling briefly, and looks away for a moment.
[2:16 AM] Officer Steve: This freakin' world.
[2:17 AM] Officer Steve sighs.
[2:17 AM] Officer Steve: Look, kid. This is gonna suck for ya, but you're young, and clearly without any other guidance. The judge MIGHT go easy on ya.
[2:17 AM] Officer Steve looks very tired.
[2:18 AM] Officer Steve: I'll see if they'll listen to my input on it at all.
[2:18 AM] Magnen: I'm sorry.
[2:19 AM] Officer Steve: I think you might really be.
[2:19 AM] Officer Steve: It probably doesn't count for much, but I guess I can forgive ya.
[2:19 AM] Officer Steve settles back a bit, and falls quickly back asleep.
[2:20 AM] Attorney Lisa peeks around the curtain at Magnen.
[2:20 AM] Attorney Lisa: You awake?
[2:20 AM] Magnen Yawns and stretches a bit.
[2:21 AM] Magnen: Yes ma'am.
[2:21 AM] Attorney Lisa puts some files in her hands down on the bedstand, and reaches a hand out.
[2:21 AM] Attorney Lisa: I'm Lisa, your attorney.
[2:21 AM] Magnen: shakes hand
[2:22 AM] Attorney Lisa smiles weakly.
[2:22 AM] Attorney Lisa brushes some hair out of her eyes.
[2:22 AM] Attorney Lisa: I've been appointed by the court to represent you.
[2:22 AM] Attorney Lisa: You are in a LOT of trouble.
[2:23 AM] Attorney Lisa sits down on the chair by the window, and angles so that it faces the hospital bed.
[2:23 AM] Attorney Lisa picks up the files, and starts flipping through a few pages.
[2:23 AM] Magnen twiddles thumbs nervously
[2:24 AM] Attorney Lisa: Several cameras caught you as you went through the city, and you caused an accident that put a Police Officer in the hospital.
[2:24 AM] Attorney Lisa: His family is VERY mad, as is the rest of the police force.
[2:24 AM] Officer Steve: I appear to have forgotten that parachutes do not work on the moon
[2:25 AM] Magnen: (nice job)
[2:25 AM] Officer Steve stretches arms
[2:25 AM] Magnen: (also hope you caught up, Doram filled in for you earlier)
[2:25 AM] Officer Steve: gooooood morning hospital
[2:26 AM] Officer Steve: what are you guys doing now?
[2:26 AM] Attorney Lisa rests the files on her lap, and brushes a wisp of hair out of her eyes again as she looks up.
[2:26 AM] Attorney Lisa: I'm consulting with my client, officer. I'll try to be as quiet as I can.
[2:26 AM] Officer Steve: great
[2:27 AM] Officer Steve: I go into space for 3 MONTHS and you guys replace me
[2:27 AM] Attorney Lisa raises an eyebrow.
[2:27 AM] Officer Steve: (a fast forward button is very helpful during space travel)
[2:28 AM] Attorney Lisa: OOC: True.
[2:28 AM] Officer Steve: so...time to catch up

[Doram]

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Frederick Gets A New Partner
Fred arrives on the scene and throws EVERYTHING into chaos, and kidnaps Magnen from the hospital. Officer Steve looks on in horror for most of it, but makes his own escape in the end...
(Begin: The Adventures of Frederick)

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A new person appears out of nowhere, and things start to get weird, or at least weirdER...
[2:28 AM] Frederick: Woohoohoohoohoo! [2:29 AM] Frederick: Oh my! Is that... yes, it is! Hello there magnens! [2:29 AM] Magnen: (dude) [2:29 AM] Magnen: (we're in the middle of something right now ) [2:29 AM] Frederick: (who cares Frederick is the best at crashing parties ) [2:29 AM] Magnen: (no) [2:29 AM] Frederick: (yus) [2:29 AM] Attorney Lisa gathers her folders, and stands up. [2:30 AM] Magnen: (I'm forbidding it) [2:30 AM] Frederick: Oh! And who might you be? [2:30 AM] Frederick: (Too bad!) [2:30 AM] Magnen: (you're killing the drama) [2:30 AM] Attorney Lisa: I'm this young lady's attorney. [2:30 AM] Frederick: Attorney?! Is that some fancy word for parent? I've never heard such a thing in my life! [2:30 AM] Attorney Lisa: She's stolen a cop car, and ended a high speed chase in a crash that severely injured a police officer. [2:30 AM] Officer Steve: uuhhh who the hell is this [2:31 AM] Magnen: Ugh... [2:31 AM] Magnen: Somebody kick him out, please. [2:31 AM] Frederick: Wow! Wish I could've witnessed that crash! Hehe! [2:31 AM] Attorney Lisa facepalms. [2:31 AM] Officer Steve: I swear if my legs worked... [2:31 AM] Frederick: Well, nice to meet you Miss Attorney! I'm Frederick! [2:31 AM] Attorney Lisa: Look, mister... [2:31 AM] Frederick: Eh?! [2:31 AM] Attorney Lisa: Frederick. [2:31 AM] Officer Steve: This fool's been screwing up lives all over the multiverse! [2:31 AM] Frederick: Who you calling 'fool'? [2:32 AM] Attorney Lisa: I am in the middle of very important work, if you don't mind. [2:32 AM] Frederick crosses his arms in disapproval. [2:32 AM] Officer Steve: We must be the unlucky few. [2:32 AM] Frederick: Aw, don't be like that Ms. Attorney! I'm notorious for causing trouble, but I promise you that's not what I'm here to do. [2:33 AM] Attorney Lisa: Well, good, because there's been plenty enough trouble here today. [2:33 AM] Frederick: I know I'm a thief and all, and it's actually kind of ironic, but... I'm looking to reclaim something. [2:33 AM] Officer Steve: I wish bars could hold him back [2:33 AM] Frederick: Have you ever seen a shiny new pendant around here? [2:33 AM] As Frederick is talking he casually walks over to Officer Steve and punts him in the face. [2:33 AM] Officer Steve: Get out of here! [2:33 AM] Attorney Lisa clutches her files to her chest defensively. [2:33 AM] Attorney Lisa: Really? [2:33 AM] Officer Steve: OUCH [2:33 AM] Frederick: What? What did I say? [2:34 AM] Magnen stands up, almost falling over. [2:34 AM] Officer Steve: why you... [2:34 AM] Officer Steve reaches for non-existant taser. [2:34 AM] Frederick: No seriously, I'm actually looking for a pendant. A particular one with a girl's portrait in it- You can't miss it! [2:34 AM] Officer Steve: damn! [2:34 AM] Attorney Lisa reaches out a hand to hold Magnen back. [2:34 AM] Frederick: I'm sure it doesn't have anything to do with you. Just wondering if you've seen it. [2:35 AM] Frederick gives a daft, unseeable smile under his handkerchief and raises his eyes curiously. [2:35 AM] Attorney Lisa grinds out quietly: Sit down, you can't help here. [2:35 AM] Magnen sits down reluctanty, muttering to herself. [2:35 AM] Frederick: All I figure is that I must've dropped it somewhere around here... [2:35 AM] Attorney Lisa: Well, look around, and be gone, then. [2:35 AM] Officer Steve: (This just couldn't have happened in the ITS universe) [2:36 AM] Frederick: What?! Be gone?! But where I need to look is exactly where we stand! [2:36 AM] Frederick: How rude! Hmph! [2:36 AM] Attorney Lisa rolls her eyes. [2:36 AM] Officer Steve: (where I could shoot at him several times with a shotgun and get away with it!) [2:36 AM] Frederick: (good luck buddy ) [2:37 AM] Frederick: Well, anyway, I'll ask you again... have you seen it? Or picked it up by any chance? [2:37 AM] Officer Steve: Just give him what he wants! [2:37 AM] Attorney Lisa: We are in a hospital room, and nobody here has been looking for treasure lately. Your...prize... is not here. [2:37 AM] Officer Steve: It's easier than trying to take him on without weapons. [2:37 AM] Frederick: Oh. That's... unfortunate. [2:37 AM] Attorney Lisa stands protectively in front of Magnen. [2:38 AM] Frederick eyes Magnen carefully, having just realized there was a second person here. [2:38 AM] Frederick: Oh? Who might the girl be? She looks familiar somehow... [2:38 AM] Magnen: ... [2:39 AM] Attorney Lisa: She is an orphan, who has broken the law, AND her arm, and has nothing to do with whatever you are looking for. [2:39 AM] Officer Steve: (Today just can't get any worse) [2:39 AM] Frederick: Oh, I see! [2:40 AM] Frederick: Funny, I thought I might've seen her somewhere earlier, but it must've just been my imagination. Hehe! [2:40 AM] Frederick: Frederick casually walks around the hospital room, sweeping the floor for his pendant [2:41 AM] Frederick: (while this is happening I might as well go get something to eat real quick brb) [2:41 AM] Officer Steve: why him? [2:41 AM] Officer Steve: why now? [2:41 AM] Attorney Lisa: tries to stay between Magnen and Frederick as he paces about the room. [2:42 AM] Officer Steve: I hate to break it to you lisa, but you standing there isn't helping anyone [2:42 AM] Officer Steve: he's...armed [2:42 AM] Attorney Lisa looks horrified. [2:42 AM] Magnen clutches her pillow nervously. [2:42 AM] Attorney Lisa: I'm... going to get some help then. [2:43 AM] Attorney Lisa rushes out of the room. [2:43 AM] Officer Steve: Fred isn't easy to get rid of(edited) [2:43 AM] Officer Steve: (that was probably the worst time to make that mistake) [2:44 AM] Shouts float in from the hall as the attorney calls for help, and some hospital staff drop what they are doing to find out that is going on. [2:44 AM] Officer Steve: what are you doing? [2:45 AM] Two security guards enter the room. [2:45 AM] Security guard: Is there a problem in here? [2:45 AM] Officer Steve: this is not helping at all [2:46 AM] Officer Steve: This dangerous man is looking for something [2:46 AM] Magnen: he said he was looking for some kind of pendant... [2:46 AM] Officer Steve: knowing him, it's probably more than a pendant [2:46 AM] Security guard: All the patient's belongings are in lockup downstairs. [2:47 AM] Officer Steve: I doubt anyone in this building has it [2:47 AM] Security guard: If you are looking for something that was stolen, I'm sure we can let you look through it, but I must insist that you leave this room. [2:48 AM] Security guard: OOC He's afk, isn't he... [2:48 AM] Officer Steve: (yup) [2:48 AM] Magnen: (he said he would be right back but yeah) [2:48 AM] Officer Steve: this is our chance! [2:48 AM] Officer Steve: drag him out! [2:48 AM] Officer Steve: he's unprotected! [2:49 AM] Magnen: (you realize he'll just 'poof' back in if you do that right) [2:49 AM] Officer Steve: maybe [2:49 AM] The security guards grab Frederick, and after a brief struggle, they all leave marginally peacefully. [2:49 AM] Officer Steve: but now we have time! [2:50 AM] Officer Steve: you got any weapons? [2:50 AM] Magnen: In a hospital?! [2:50 AM] Officer Steve: good point. [2:50 AM] Officer Steve: welp. we're screwed [2:50 AM] Magnen: The only thing I had was a lockpicking kit but no doubt they've taken that for evidence already [2:50 AM] Officer Steve: well, you should be fine [2:51 AM] Officer Steve: me on the other hand... [2:51 AM] Officer Steve: Who knows what he'll do to me [2:52 AM] Magnen: Unless he takes pleasure in beating up a cop with two already broken legs you should be fine. [2:53 AM] Officer Steve: he doesn't care that I'm a cop or that I have broken legs [2:53 AM] Officer Steve: I've done some things that he's probably not too happy about. [2:54 AM] Officer Steve: as in...killed him. [2:54 AM] Officer Steve: twice. [2:54 AM] Magnen blinks while processing this. [2:54 AM] Officer Steve: arguably a third time. [2:54 AM] Officer Steve: fred probably doesn't like dying [2:54 AM] Magnen: what is he, immortal? [2:55 AM] Officer Steve: sometimes yes, sometimes no [2:55 AM] Officer Steve: it's...complicated [2:55 AM] Magnen is even more confused. [2:56 AM] Officer Steve: I can only think of one place where he can be killed and cannot come back to life in any way [2:56 AM] Officer Steve: and we'll never be there [2:56 AM] Officer Steve: you wouldn't understand [2:56 AM] Magnen nods in confused agreement. [2:57 AM] Magnen: (harm it has been almost 20 minutes how long does it take to get a snack) [2:57 AM] Officer Steve: he needs to get the snack and eat it too [2:57 AM] Magnen: (nonsense, he can eat at his computer) [2:58 AM] Officer Steve: what if it's something he can't [2:58 AM] Officer Steve: like...I dunno...soup? [2:58 AM] Officer Steve: that doesn't sound like him though [2:58 AM] Magnen: (...who the heck gets soup for a snack anyway ) [2:58 AM] Officer Steve: no idea. [2:59 AM] Magnen: (maybe we should just move on or something? we know he'll just pop back whenever he feels like it) [2:59 AM] Frederick: (hi hi hi) [3:00 AM] Magnen: (slowpoke) [3:00 AM] Officer Steve: (perfect timing as always) [3:00 AM] Frederick: (sorry I wasn't clear, I meant "really late dinner" as eating) [3:00 AM] Officer Steve: you've been dragged out of the room to look at a locker full of patient's stuff [3:01 AM] Frederick: What are you talking about? [3:01 AM] Frederick crashes in through an air vent in the ceiling of the hospital room(edited) [3:01 AM] Magnen: AH! [3:01 AM] Officer Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [3:01 AM] Officer Steve: I WAS WRONG! [3:01 AM] Officer Steve: ABANDON ROOM! ABANDON ROOM! [3:01 AM] Frederick: That wasn't very nice of you to pick me up with my back turned, you know. [3:01 AM] Frederick: Neither of you are going anywhere! [3:01 AM] Officer Steve: (oh god I'm gonna get it now) [3:02 AM] Frederick rolls towards the door and closes it subtly, locking it in the process. [3:02 AM] Officer Steve: hang on. [3:02 AM] Frederick: Now where was I? Oh yes! The pendant. [3:02 AM] Officer Steve: I can't move anyway! [3:02 AM] Officer Steve: nice try! [3:02 AM] Frederick: I ain't concerned about you, wise guy. [3:02 AM] Frederick: Frederick casually walks over and kicks Steve in the face a second time [3:02 AM] Officer Steve: (what? really?) [3:02 AM] Frederick: You. Frederick points at Magnen. [3:02 AM] Officer Steve: (horay!) [3:02 AM] Magnen: What do you even want with me?! [3:03 AM] Frederick takes a few steps at Magnen until he's within arm's range, puts a hand in his pocket, and then pulls out... [3:03 AM] ... a notebook and a pencil. [3:03 AM] Officer Steve: GUM! [3:03 AM] Officer Steve: no? [3:03 AM] Officer Steve: ok. [3:03 AM] Frederick: You haven't even given me your name yet! I'd also like to meet you again sometime. Maybe you have a number I can call? Hehe! [3:04 AM] Magnen frowns slightly. [3:04 AM] Frederick's expression seems pretty happy. [3:04 AM] Magnen: Er.... [3:04 AM] Officer Steve: (don't tell him) [3:04 AM] Magnen: I don't even have a number... [3:04 AM] Officer Steve: (phew.) [3:04 AM] Frederick: Oh? That's okay. Just a nice will suffice! [3:04 AM] Frederick: Write it down if you must. Don't be shy, though! Hehe! [3:05 AM] Frederick: I get it, Daddy always says, 'Oh noes! Don't talk to strangers! They're terrifying!' But come on! I'm not out for blood or anything... [3:05 AM] Officer Steve steve uses some kind of mystical power as he reaches behind his pillow. [3:05 AM] Frederick: mutters under his breath: Not yet, anyway... [3:05 AM] Officer Steve grabs out something shiny. [3:05 AM] Magnen: ...Did you miss the part where my attorney said I'm an orphan? [3:06 AM] Officer Steve finishes taking it out, and it becomes obvious that it's a pendant. [3:06 AM] Frederick: No, of course not! Don't worry, I'm an orphan too. [3:06 AM] Officer Steve: CATCH! [3:06 AM] Officer Steve: throws the pendant out the window, smashing the window to pieces. [3:06 AM] Frederick: sighs. [3:06 AM] Frederick: I'm not a dumb as I look, asshat. [3:07 AM] Officer Steve: (worth a shot) [3:07 AM] Frederick: I know you can't move, let alone find a pendant before me. [3:07 AM] Frederick: ... Anyways, miss! What's your name? Frederick's attention turns back to Magnen. [3:07 AM] Magnen: Er, I, um... [3:08 AM] Officer Steve grabs another pendant from behind his pillow. [3:08 AM] Magnen's hands shake nervously. [3:08 AM] Officer Steve throws it at the back of Fred's head. The fact that Steve can't move makes hitting Fred harder.(edited) [3:08 AM] Frederick felt that one, and he slowly turns his head towards Steve. [3:09 AM] Officer Steve: look at it. [3:09 AM] Frederick: Alright, I get it, you want my attention too. Well you're gonna have to wait. [3:09 AM] Frederick: Though I do want to ask... whatever your name is. Do you want to die? Frederick unsheaths a dagger and points it straight at Steve. [3:09 AM] Magnen grabs Frederick's arm. [3:09 AM] Magnen: Don't! [3:09 AM] Frederick: ! [3:10 AM] Magnen: P-please... [3:10 AM] Frederick: Miss, if you'll allow me... [3:10 AM] Frederick: Please what? Don't kill him? [3:10 AM] Officer Steve reaches behind his pillow one final time. [3:10 AM] Officer Steve finds another one. he leaves it and keeps searching. [3:11 AM] Frederick: Okay fine. Maybe I won't kill him. I'll just slowly sever his limbs from his body and cut him to the bone... if he doesn't stay patient and wait until his turn! [3:11 AM] Officer Steve finds a strange looking potion stored in a perfect spherical glass ball. [3:11 AM] Magnen has a panicked expression. [3:11 AM] Officer Steve grabs it out. [3:11 AM] Frederick gently removes Magnen's hand from his arm and puts his dagger away. Anyway! Before I get rudely interrupted again... your name, please? Hehe! [3:11 AM] Magnen takes a deep breath. [3:12 AM] Magnen: ...I just go by Magnen these days. [3:12 AM] Officer Steve readies his hand and... [3:12 AM] Officer Steve ...throws it at Fred's legs! The sphere shatters and thin smoke fills the room. [3:12 AM] Frederick: Magnen! What a wonderfuuUUAAA! [3:12 AM] Officer Steve twitches, as suddenly, steves legs have healed!
In the smoke and chaos, everyone makes a break for it.
Fred and Magnen escape inside the building	While Officer Steve makes a desperate escape the hard way...
[3:12 AM] Frederick immediately takes Magnen in his arms and backs near the door. [3:13 AM] Magnen: AH! [3:13 AM] Frederick mutters to himself; A smoke grenade! That cop has all kinds of dirty tricks, doesn't he!(edited) [3:13 AM] Frederick: Hang onto something, Magnen. [3:13 AM] Frederick: Preferably me. Hehe! [3:13 AM] Magnen: Er, what- [3:14 AM] Frederick unlocks the door with a free hand and immediately bolts through it, jumping and riding a cart down the aisle. [3:14 AM] Magnen: HOLY CRAP! [3:14 AM] Frederick passes by several nurses and yoinks a pair of scissors from one of them, then kicks off the cart and carries Magnen down the stairs. [3:15 AM] Frederick: Wooohoooo! [3:16 AM] Magnen closes her eyes and wishes it was just a bad dream. [3:16 AM] Frederick rushes fown the stairs. After reaching the ground floor, Frederick throws the pair of scissors at the fire sprinkler to aide his escape. [3:16 AM] Frederick rushes through the sprinkler shower, he opens the door and immediately bolts for the parking lot. [3:16 AM] Frederick takes cover behind a mini van and places Magnen down. [3:17 AM] Frederick: Alright, hold on now! We gotta do something about your arm. No good to keep it broken, yeah? [3:17 AM] Magnen stammers, unable to form a coherent sentence with all the chaos. [3:18 AM] Frederick: Look, just don't panic, okay! I got this... I think! [3:18 AM] Frederick, having pulled out a first aid kit he stole some time earlier, Frederick takes out the gauss and begins to secure Magnen's arm. [3:19 AM] Frederick: That officer Stove though, I wonder what he's up to? And why he just bailed on us? [3:19 AM] Magnen: Er... said you might have wanted him dead for, uh... [3:19 AM] Magnen: Killing you? [3:19 AM] Frederick: He said that? [3:19 AM] Magnen: Y-yeah... [3:20 AM] Frederick: What nonsense! Just because I don't trust the police doesn't mean I don't go around needlessly killing them. Unless they're a threat... [3:20 AM] Frederick: But anyway! [3:20 AM] Frederick focuses for a few more seconds and straps up Magnen's arm [3:20 AM] Frederick: Alright, this should do you good! Now let's get out of here before that Attorney notices you're gone... [3:21 AM] Frederick picks up Magnen again and heads way for the deeper part of the town. [3:22 AM] Magnen: (pretty sure my arm was already suppsoed to have been in a cast but I guess we'll roll with it ) [3:22 AM] Frederick: ( ) [3:22 AM] Frederick slows down to a walk after some time, having been somewhat exhausted from the major getaway. [3:23 AM] Frederick, coming across an inconspicuous part of the edge of the city, he heads down a dirt slope under a highway road and enters a well camouflaged cave. [3:23 AM] Frederick, turning on a switch powers a flourescent light that brightens up what seems to be a two-room apartment. [3:23 AM] Magnen: (btw Doram you still reading this madness?) [3:23 AM] Frederick: Tah dah! Well, do you like it? This is my hideout for this city! Customly made by yours truly! Hehe! [3:24 AM] Frederick: (I messaged him, so far no response) [3:24 AM] Officer Steve: (we're very far from being hospital patients at this point) [3:24 AM] Magnen: Yeah, I... I'm an escaped criminal now, aren't I... [3:24 AM] Magnen sits down on the floor. [3:24 AM] Magnen: Hoo boy. [3:24 AM] Frederick: Criminal? Pah! Don't be so gloomy! [3:25 AM] Frederick: Here's what I like to believe - You're an innocent girl who just happened to have accidentally crashed a car into something! I mean sure, it wasn't yours, but if we can get you innocent, then by golly we will! [3:26 AM] Officer Steve: (hey Fred, can we move this to #role_playing_1 ?) [3:26 AM] Frederick winks at Magnen: Last thing I want to do is see another orphan girl run away from the law with nothing but stolen memories. [3:26 AM] Frederick: (Oh, good idea!) [3:26 AM] Officer Steve: SUDDENLY A DIMENSIONAL PORTAL APPEARS AND SUCKS EVERYONE UP [3:26 AM] Frederick: WEEEEEEEEEEEEee [3:27 AM] Frederick: TO BE CONTINUED	[3:13 AM] Officer Steve steve decides to try something different. [3:13 AM] Officer Steve grabs his pillow and runs up to the window [3:13 AM] Officer Steve jumps [3:13 AM] Officer Steve: This is gonna be fun [3:14 AM] Mega: Good grief what the ♥♥♥♥ is happening. [3:14 AM] Officer Steve, in mid-air, grabs some kind of parachute out of the pillow. how it could fit in there he has no idea. [3:14 AM] Magnen: (a very serious, very long rp session is happening) [3:15 AM] Officer Steve: you wanna join in mega? [3:15 AM] Mega: (i'd take part but i gotta fly) [3:15 AM] Magnen: (rip) [3:15 AM] Frederick: (flying is fun) [3:15 AM] Officer Steve: always bad timing [3:15 AM] Mega: (have fun!!) [3:15 AM] Frederick: (maybe another time?) [3:15 AM] Frederick: (kk, cya!) [3:15 AM] Magnen: (byebye mega) [3:15 AM] Officer Steve puts the parachute on and opens it. [3:15 AM] Officer Steve drops the pillow by accident, and tries to catch it, but it's falling too fast to grab. [3:15 AM] Officer Steve: well $&%#! [3:16 AM] Officer Steve hits the ground. [3:16 AM] Officer Steve grabs the pillow and runs, dropping the parachute. [3:17 AM] Officer Steve pulls out...a key?? [3:17 AM] Officer Steve goes to a random car parked across the street, puts the key in and turns it. [3:17 AM] Officer Steve sighs in relief. Miraculously, it works! Steve drives away. [3:18 AM] Officer Steve feels he's far enough away that frederick will have lost him. [3:18 AM] Officer Steve pulls over. [3:19 AM] Officer Steve grabs some kind of circular device with a strange symbol on it out of the pillow. [3:20 AM] Officer Steve drops the pillow, which seems to be empty now(edited) [3:21 AM] Officer Steve decides he needs to change. He continues driving, trying to find a restroom. [3:22 AM] Officer Steve succeeds! [3:22 AM] Officer Steve parks a fair distance away from it and runs, carrying the device. [3:23 AM] Officer Steve presses a big red button on it with some proper clothes and gets changed in a hurry. [3:23 AM] Officer Steve seems to have gotten a black striped suit and a brown trench coat.(edited) [3:25 AM] Officer Steve puts on a tie and the trench coat. he slips the device into his pocket [3:25 AM] Officer Steve runs back to his car...it's been towed [3:25 AM] Magnen: (meanwhile, officer steve becomes an underground detective and saves the world ) [3:25 AM] Officer Steve: Shouldn't have parked in the middle of the street.