The Neverending Cheat!

[l.m]

...realize this is not going to end.

So, your believers get mad at you and start to throw sharp pointy things. So, you must escape quickly by using a portal to another dimension. So, you must...

[Harmless]

back to back post just like how Harmless did without realizing.

After doing so from the safe dimension, you must...

[CedarBranch]

...hack every satellite orbiting the Earth (outside the safe dimension). With your unimaginable, new power, you must...

[Zunar]

...do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around. As you're turning around, do the Carameldansen, then the Macarena. After doing those back to back and making a fool of yourself, you must...

[l.m]

...kill a paradox by reviving a paradox and solving it while killing another paradox related to the death of the paradox you revived and reviving the paradox of the paradox and then solving this paradox related to various paradoxes. Then, you must...

[Sethster]

...have your mind blown by all the paradoxes, restart the cheat from the VERY beginning of the topic and once you've don't that, a cell phone will appear. Then...

[1018peter]

You realize that's Sethster's new avatar. By destroying it with a bomb,you can gain access to...

[CedarBranch]

...Shifting Sand Land. Once there, kill Klepto permanently, which results in...

[Harmless]

everyone cheering because nobody likes that ♥♥♥♥ vulture

Next, you have to complete the game with a sideways N64 controller. Then...

[l.m]

...eat multiple mega cheeseburgers while finishing Superman 64 in your N64 console. Do the same thing with a N64 emulator in a computer, and then buy a red cap and pretend you're Superman, after which you must...