Waiter there's a ________ in my soup.

[StarF]

Here's how this game works.
Somebody complains about something being in their soup, and then the next poster gives a reason or way to fix it.
Exmaple:
Me:
Waiter! There's ice in my soup!
Next person:Then melt it in the microwave.
Waiter there's a gameboy in my soup.
Another person: Clean it, fix it and it's yours.
I'll begin
Waiter there's a table in my soup.

[UsuarioTHf]

Um...I'll add it to my menu.


WAITER! There's a Wailord on my soup!

[StarF]

0.o How'd it fit??
Waiter there's a Talaphone in my soup..

[MessengerOfDreams]

Waiter-What the hale is a talaphone?

Waiter, there's a story in my soup

[MICrophone]

Yeah, sometimes the alphabet soup will do that. Pay it no mind.

Waiter, there's a black hole in my soup.

[StarF]

Huh? That's todays special. It has a touch of danger
Waiter there is a MoD in ma soup.

[Zed98]

Waiter: WHAT!?! How did that happen!?!
StarF: Because MoD is wasum.

WAITER!! There's a Chief Evil in mah soup!

[StarF]

Calm down, your making no sense.
Waiter there is a Facebook in my soup.

[Yoshi Boo 118]

Add some Myspace to it, it'll be good as new.

Waiter, there's a Yoshi in my soup.

[Ridder]

You see, that's just to add flavor, the yoshi will reach an internal temperature of "451" in a matter of seconds and become medium-rare yoshi meat. Oh, and the eggs add flavor to the soup as well.




Waiter! There's a RAMIREZ in my soup!