halloween forum game:101 ways to die and live

[koolkid]

should this go in forum games,i posted it here bcause of the "forum rules" and all,and since its holloweeny

heres how it works,find a way to suicide,then the next poster finds a way to keep you alive with your current body
then they post their suicide

the goal is to be the latest poster,whoever does wins
rules besides howtoplay
1.you MUST come up with a way to keep the poster above you alive,or you cannot post
2.no complete deaths,such as:jumping into lava and such

GOOOO

i commit suicide by:jumping from the sears tower thru an empty skydeck moter railing area (yep,tallest building in the world)

[KABOOM]

You jump out of the door of the Sears tower.

Derp.

I set a blanket on fire and stick my head in it.

[Bomberman101]

You jump out of the door of the Sears tower.

Derp.

I set a blanket on fire and stick my head in it.

It was a fire blanket. It prevented the fire.

I stick a gun in my mouth, shoot it, then try to swallow the entire gun whole.

[Oranjui]

OP: fyi it's now the Willis Tower, not Sears.
You shot it outwards away from your mouth, and you succeeded in swallowing it. Congrats.


I jump into lava and such.

[KevinOC]

I watch as you die horrifically and your corpse burns

I find out I have throat cancer

[Raz]

you get a new neck

[Dtroid]

you get a new neck

LOL,this topic wont be continued because you did not post suicide

[KABOOM]

Nothing killed you, therefore you do not die.

I choke on a piece of tortilla chip.

[Dtroid]

Hey?
Weird it`s gone!

____________________________
I wentinto my nightmare.

[Raz]

you get a new neck

LOL,this topic wont be continued because you did not post suicide

i'm not suicidal