by NanTheDark » October 31st, 2013, 3:55 pm
That jacket attaches to my body. Seeing how horrible it looks, I try to take it off. I can't. I can't stand spending the rest of my life wearing such an awful piece of clothing, and so I climb of Mt. Everest and jump from the top. As I fall, I break the speed of sound and the resulting sonic boom destroys my body, but the jacket's still fine. I land, turned into an undefined pink mass. The jacket leaves my body and gets attached to a bird for some reason. Probably a raven or a crow.
Some day I'll fix my sig.