Dusk's Castle

[NanTheDark]

Can I keep the arm tho

*takes arm*
*kicks BloodyYoshi out of castle*

Yes.

[1018peter]

When it's dark and cold...

My light amplifies dramatically.

The light that will consume the entire castle!

The light that will blind those who have the eyes to see!

The light that will burn those who sided with the darkness!

The light that will protect me from the power of the evil!

*Corona!*

*The entire castle starts to burn away*

[NanTheDark]

*From the fire, a bigger castle appears*

Ok, I'm done with the remodelling. This castle shall grow greater as my darkness spreads through this world! Muahahahaha!

Oh hey Peter, didn't see you there. You looking for a job or something? I could use someone to clean up around here. Things get messy sometimes.

[AwesomeJRFD]

Dusk's off doing dark things. he asked me to spread chaos while he's gone.

I shall now summon my creation from the depths of the FoA.

*cue summoning*


You guys are all a sense of whatever did the dance on the rifle by the river cloud at dawn during the day of the night of the day in which everything goes uphill and downhill then loops to the mythical plunger that plunges into the depths of the sea where you will find a mile long stretch of mercury which reacts with formaldehyde to conquer the isosceles nail file which contains a folder which contains the secrets of your mom's past when cheese was illegal and galaxies were sideways so that in a universe where we all fall in eighty two directions we would have to gain the power to defeat the zombie apocalypse which will legalize cheese marriage and politics which will not be mentioned due to a rise in dynamite in the atmosphere at the core of your soul where you look and find your uncle taking a bath with twelve gas stations all aligned in perfect harmony with the song of yesterday's tomorrow which is the day when we all taste butter in our toes of snow which fell during a storm of sentient basket weaving competitions in which the dinosaurs ruled with an iron fist that was actually lead and they died from lead poisoning not a meteor which was actually a spaceship carrying chrome falafels of which googling them would result in your computer consuming your mind and your body turns into a thousand ducks flying in circles around a burrito with extra lemons and fire proof washing machines which will try to tell you the secret of life but can only speak a language only armpit hair understands and your armpit hair is on vacation in Belgium eating pancakes and assassinating Santa Claus who is actually a drunk guy with a knob of doors which lead to wheat fields full of rain and snow and chicken nuggets shaped like amoebas who had too much to eat and barfed on your ceiling because gravity slipped on a fifth dimensional vacuum of ice where tendrils of clowns try to light your candles with toilet paper that is inscribed with a secret code that says that you will be a continent if you can conjure a bottle of orchestral music from a parallel universe where you are here and I am there where Bigfoot eats his brunch under a tree which grows grenades instead of fruit which only explode when rubbed against a cheese grater forged from the fires of the underworld where pigs have jet packs and feathers are shaped like diamonds that reflect light in his image of a police chase at a fruit stand and large glass pane convention where you see souls of acorns long dead before the bowels of the sky where birds fly and don't dye rye bread in a sly manner of sorts that sort spoons from apple juice which came from a Lich's sneeze which causes wind in space where light bends around your mom and you can't breathe because oxygen left you and ended the relationship and pursued a career in historical geopsychology where they met a shower curtain ring that looped around the universe and had no other end in the plastic carpet that is also a portal to a world where laces are equal and free and slither around which is kinda creepy but I won't judge because I'm not the kind of person who would diddle a doodle in the middle of a fiddle playing bucket from Nantucket and these rhymes suck just like a vacuum which cleans the walls after a few chairs exploded due to the incident which shall not be mentioned in this household or you're grounded so far into the ground that you will come out the other side of the pond in which lives a fish so green that it's bluer than red which is the color of blood and also tomato sauce which comes from magical flying tomatoes which fall from the sky every February 31st which is the day of the painting fire which ate up all of the memory on my computer's hard drive which contains three hundred and seventy two pirated videos of raccoons morphing into hydrants of fire which flames look like horses with cow udders that were milked so much that lemonade came out and graffiti waddled over and drank the lemonade and became seven dimensional and also upside down while their lips turned into llamas which constantly danced the cucaracha or however it's spelled and made owl noises which kept me up all night thinking about owls and how the heck they can turn their heads around so far without breaking them because every time I try to do it I break my neck and I die and I respawn and have to relive my life until that point until I realized that owls must actually be tiny dolphins in mech suits and the heads are 360 degree turrets and therefore can shoot lasers from their eyes which I know for a fact because I saw one do it once to scare away a spider with thirty seven legs and a top hat which turned invisible at the right angle which revealed the hidden talking head bump which told the tale of the Great Wall of china and how it's actually a giant stone robot to be activated in emergencies just like Mount Rushmore and the Easter Island heads and they all combine at Stonehenge to form a giant wheel that rolls onward forever faster and faster until it exceeds the speed of light and becomes a smiley face which stares at you while you sleep and forces you to dream about being stuck in a diaper taste test facility that stinks of rotten flesh and paintings on the walls are so crooked that they spin around forever and force you to do laundry for your cat who is secretly a video gamer and won a competition where the trophy was actually a whale that did whale things until the end of time when we are all reborn into a new universe.

[~Yuri]

Dusk asked me to spread the chaos too...

Hehehe... *turns off light*

*stabs someone randomly*

[AwesomeJRFD]

More chaos you say?

The sun no longer exists.

[Asterocrat]

More chaos you say?

The sun no longer exists.

Vsauce

+9001 respect points
+1 stab wound tho

*stabs JRFD*

[-BY]

*replaces Dusk's castle gate with a pumpkin.*
*stabs SK*

So. Now I'd only need to look for my lost arm. It's uncomfortable as long as it's missing.

[Supershroom]

BloodyYoshi is back in the castle.
Have fun searching for him. I'll kill you all in an ambush.

[l.m]

*dance over BloodyYoshi's arm*

*stabs BloodYoshi and push him out of the castle, and close the gate*

Scare krow, keep this arm out of BloodyYoshi's reach.

EDIT: I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)