Luna's Potion Shoppe

[Magnen]

Welcome, one and all, to the graaaaaand opening of the Magnificent Witch Luna's potion shoppe!
(And of course, my shapeshifting familiar, Ryu. Say hi, Ryu. "Krrrrrrr." ... He says hi.)
There are many things you can do here, as seen below:

We have several magical items of marvelous glory!

Such as:

The Pencil of Power! Write/erase things into and out of existence!

Past-telling 8-balls! Currently on discount.

The Cape of Cowardice! Make everyone fear you, or obtain the power to fear everything in existence! Effect changes based on which side is worn. Currently missing its tag.

The Marker of Versatility! Changes the physical properties of anything colored. Effects vary on object and ink available.

And much more! (Just ask.)

And of course, we wouldn't be a potion shoppe without potions, would we? Ask for a potion of a specific effect, and I, shall personally do my utmost best to brew a potion to your desired effect!

Not interested in magic or potions?

HOW?

Seriously, how?! Tell me! Or, if you got questions, magic or not, feel free to ask! Or just chat! I love a good conversation!

(All services have limitations. I'm only fifteen, I can't help you with problems beyond my expertise and knowledge.)

[Harmless]

Ooh! Oooh! Do you have a potion that makes anything you touch explode?!

[Magnen]

Ooh! Oooh! Do you have a potion that makes anything you touch explode?!

Well, technically, we have two different kinds! The kind you apply to stuff to make explode, and the kind you drink to make stuff you touch explode for approximately... 1.37 seconds!

For obvious reasons, the first stuff can't be made for sale. It blew up my beaker. And my bed. I can totally sell the ingredients to you, though! You'll just have to sign a waiver saying you don't hold me responsible for any damages done.

[Vajrin]

How about Polyjuice Potion?

[Magnen]

How about Polyjuice Potion?

I'm gonna assume you mean the potion that lets you look like someone else.

Now, I could attempt that, but my store isn't even going to be open by the time I figure out how to do that correctly. That kind of work is for elites, and I only have a B in my potion-making class!

The best I can do for now is sell you a cream that you apply to your face and it'll make it look like someone else's for about two hours, and it can't be controlled very effectively.

On the bright side, it'll clear up your skin!

[Raiyuuni]

Have you anything that can make the user's perception of time slow down forcefully?

I could use some more hours in a day.

[Magnen]

Have you anything that can make the user's perception of time slow down forcefully?

I could use some more hours in a day.

Sure! I have special enchanted goggles that'll make time feel like it's moving slower than it really is, and it's adjustable!
Just be aware that time is still actually moving at its regular pace, meaning you're the only one that's perceiving it abnormally. (Unless others buy one! *wink wink*)

I can also brew up a potion that makes everything temporarily slow down around you, but actually, you're moving really fast!

Just be aware that drinking it might cause time to permanently slow down for you and you'll basically die of old age when everyone else is done with their day. (But that's never happened before! ... Not that I know of.)

[Raiyuuni]

I'll take two time-skip vials, please, along with the best set of Plot Armor you've got.

*pays with rare sweets and a chocottone*

[Harmless]

Well, technically, we have two different kinds! The kind you apply to stuff to make explode, and the kind you drink to make stuff you touch explode for approximately... 1.37 seconds!

The latter sounds fantastic! Hit me up with some of that good stuff!

[Magnen]

Well, technically, we have two different kinds! The kind you apply to stuff to make explode, and the kind you drink to make stuff you touch explode for approximately... 1.37 seconds!

The latter sounds fantastic! Hit me up with some of that good stuff!

*Rolls a bottle on over to Tesla.*

There you go! Just pay with five increments of whatever, I'll just magically change it to m-

*Sounds of crashing in the back.*

Ryu--! Uh, keep on shopping folks, I'll go deal with that in a jiffy!

*Luna dashes off to the back. Sounds of crashing and Luna's frustration go on for a few minutes.*