Christmas Carol Parody Competition

[JacktheOrk]

For starters, I know it's early but it gives you time to think of something good. Now I've got that over and done with here's the idea. You make a parody of a Christmas related song or carol and, depending on wether Suyo allows or not, the winner will be awarded a Christmas related medal. To join just make a parody and post it with the name of the original song below, like this

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over hills we go
Crashing into trees
The snow is turning red
I think I'm nearly dead
Somone call an ambulance before I lose my head. Oh...
-Jingle Bells-

You get the idea. All entries must be in by Christmas day and the winner will be announced on New Years Day, happy parodying!

[nin10mode]

Parody of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"



Have yourself a scary little Christmas; let your friends all fight.
From now on, the Hell fires will all ignite.

Have yourself a scary little Christmas; it's a dreadful day.
From now on, we'll kill our friends with plasma rays._______________

Here we are in the *****d up days, crappy *****d up days___of gore;

Hateful friends who will murder us
will try to R.A.P.E. us_____ like w****s.

Through our fears we go all homocidal___and the Earth goes "POOOOOOOOW~"
I don't understand how I'm singing this NOW~

But have yourself a scary little Christmas now.

[GalaxyMario]

"Frosty the Snowman"

King Dedede, he was a jolly, happy jerk.
With a hefty strut...

Wait, did you want something original? *Walks away*

[JacktheOrk]

I have nothing against people using pre made parodys as long as they aren't posted 200 times by other people

[Oranjui]

Here's one that me and a couple of friends made up in elementary school. (About second grade...)



-Deck the Halls-
Deck the halls with gasoline.. Falalalalaa, la lala la.
Light the matches, watch them bleed.. Falalalalaa, la lala la.
Watch the schoolhouse burn to ashes, Falala la la laa laa laaa.
That's why you should play with matches. Falalalalaa, la la la laa.

[Python0405]

Deck the Halls with pictures of screamers, fa la la la,la la la la
'Tis the season to hate streamers fa la la la, la la la la
Now we scream, in the stream fa la la, la la la, la la la
That's how you should hit the beams fa la la la la, la la la la
Me and Kirby made the first part. I finished it

[JacktheOrk]

Seeing as the topic was made late I'll give you guys till 28th to finish and winner will be announced on the 1st of January (British Time)

[JacktheOrk]

Well, unless anyone else makes one better by Saturday then the winner is oranj, your winning whatever will arrive sometime, so tell me what you want to get it quicker (via PM)

[MessengerOfDreams]

Locked. Nin10mode wins.