CORRUPT-A-PRESENT

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You get none.

I want something to kill.

[White_Yoshi54]

Yourself.

I want magical powers

[Charcoal]

You get warrior powers.

I want something epic

[Asterocrat]

You get me.

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:3

I want money.

[Megar]

You get 1 cent (And considering where you live)

I want nothing. Mebbe a Ham Sandwhich though.

[GrandPiano]

You get play money. What? You used to love it when you were a kid! What happened to you?

I want:

1. Twelve drummers drumming,
2. Eleven pipers piping,
3. Ten lords-a-leaping,
4. Nine ladies dancing,
5. Eight maids a milking,
6. Seven swans-a-swimming,
7. Six geese-a-laying,
8. *epic voice* FIVE GOLDEN RINGS[Why can't I find an exclamation comma? It exists!]
9. Four calling birds,
10. Three French hens,
11. Two turtle doves,
12. And a partridge in a pear tree.

Pretty crazy, right? And get this: I want number one on the first day of Christmas, number two and number one on the second day of Christmas... and number twelve, number eleven, number ten, number nine... number three, number two and number one on the twelfth day of Christmas. Unless I miscalculated (i.e. entered the wrong thing in the calculator), that's 364 gifts! And, according to the PNC Christmas Pric Index, the cost of all those gifts this year (2011) is $24,263.18, so I hope you've got a lot of money. Oh, wait, your just going to corrupt it, aren't you? Darn. Why do you have to corrupt it? Well, in case you don't corrupt it, and you have $24,263.18, that's what I want.

[White_Yoshi54]

You get everything but instead of Nine ladies, you get Nine fat ladies that crush you after sitting on you.

I want a new best friend from on the forum

[Master1.0]

You get Koopa Parayoshi.

I wish to be more motivated.

[White_Yoshi54]

You get a box in the mail with a boxing fist that knocks the motivation back into you.

I want a free plane ticket to somewhere in England.

[Megar]

You get it into the actual airport, and the plane explodes.

I want