On The X day of christmas

[Raz]

D-troid is back-to-back posting and basically messing it up.
Just ignore his posts and continue on from the person who posted before him.

Maybe he's just a beginner; he needs to be understood and forgiven.

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On the 34th Day of Christmas, the apocalypse gave to me:

Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one [valleys]
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine [mountains]
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven d*mns Ace don't give
Twenty-six [lurking shadows]
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four [hours wasted]
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen [ugly Christmas sweaters]
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve [drummers singing]
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight [bits and counting]
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
Five Butter Knives
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Box

I like killswitch's edits better.
Let's keep those.

[Dtroid]

D-troid is back-to-back posting and basically messing it up.
Just ignore his posts and continue on from the person who posted before him.

Maybe he's just a beginner; he needs to be understood and forgiven.

Thanks.I was just trying to be another Brando or Kevin.

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On the 35th Day of Christmas,I gave to everybody:
Thirty-five malfunctioning sorrys
Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one [valleys]
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine [mountains]
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven d*mns Ace doesn't give
Twenty-six [lurking shadows]
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four [hours wasted]
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen [ugly Christmas sweaters]
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve [drummers singing]
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight [bits and counting]
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
Five Butter Knives
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Box

[Raz]

1. Brando and kevin are not like that.
2. Killswitch please stop editing the 5 BUTT--TERR KNIVES part cuz that's how it goes in the actual song

[Dtroid]

1. Brando and kevin are not like that.
2. Killswitch please stop editing the 5 BUTT--TERR KNIVES part cuz that's how it goes in the actual song

where's your song
your supposed to continue from me

[Raz]

1. Brando and kevin are not like that.
2. Killswitch please stop editing the 5 BUTT--TERR KNIVES part cuz that's how it goes in the actual song

where's your song
your supposed to continue from me

you're*

[*Emelia K. Fletcher]

On the thirty-sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Thirty-six hexagonal hexes
Thirty-five broken Daleks
Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one valleys
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine mountains
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven damns Ace doesn't give
Twenty-six lurking shadows
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four hours wasted
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve drummers singing
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight bits and counting
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
FIVE BUT---TER KNIVES
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Box

[note to KS: "damn" is not a swear word please stop censoring it]

[BCB9614]

On the thirty-seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Thirty-seven trips to the bathroom
Thirty-six hexagonal hexes
Thirty-five broken Daleks
Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine mountains
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven damns Ace doesn't give
Twenty-six lurking shadows
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four hours wasted
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve drummers singing
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight bits and counting
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
FIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Box

* I had to change 31 cause it sounds SO much better.

[Killswitch]

On the 38th day of Christmas, an advertisement gave to me:

Thirty-eight ounces of farting blood
Thirty-seven trips to the bathroom
Thirty-six hexagonal hexes
Thirty-five broken Daleks
Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine mountains
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven damns Ace doesn't give
Twenty-six lurking shadows
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four hours wasted
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve drummers singing
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight bits and counting
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
FIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Box

[Oranjui]

I like killswitch's edits better.
Let's keep those.

...? I was the one who edited out the dtroid things (8, 12, 15, 24, 26, 29, 31). Only thing that changed from mine was "31 valleys" to "31 flavors of Dairy Queen".
Moving on

On the 39th day of Christmaaas my tracie-wacie gave to meeeeee

Thirty-nine duodecillion houseflies
Thirty-eight ounces of farting blood
Thirty-seven trips to the bathroom
Thirty-six hexagonal hexes
Thirty-five broken Daleks
Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine mountains
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven damns Ace doesn't give
Twenty-six lurking shadows
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four hours wasted
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve drummers singing
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight bits and counting
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
FIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Boooooooooox

[BCB9614]

On the fortieth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Forty year-old virgins
Thirty-nine duodecillion houseflies
Thirty-eight ounces of farting blood
Thirty-seven trips to the bathroom
Thirty-six hexagonal hexes
Thirty-five broken Daleks
Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine mountains
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven damns Ace doesn't give
Twenty-six lurking shadows
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four hours wasted
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve drummers singing
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight bits and counting
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
FIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Boooooooooox