On The X day of christmas

[KABOOM]

On the forty-first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Forty-one years of peace and prosperity
Forty year-old virgins
Thirty-nine duodecillion houseflies
Thirty-eight ounces of farting blood
Thirty-seven trips to the bathroom
Thirty-six hexagonal hexes
Thirty-five broken Daleks
Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine mountains
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven damns Ace doesn't give (by the way, it is in fact a swear word GET OVER IT)
Twenty-six lurking shadows
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four hours wasted
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve drummers singing
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight bits and counting
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
FIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Booooooooooooooooox

[Kimonio]

On the forty-second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Forty-two answers to life
Forty-one years of peace and prosperity
Forty year-old virgins
Thirty-nine duodecillion houseflies
Thirty-eight ounces of farting blood
Thirty-seven trips to the bathroom
Thirty-six hexagonal hexes
Thirty-five broken Daleks
Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine mountains
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven damns Ace doesn't give (by the way, it is in fact a swear word GET OVER IT)
Twenty-six lurking shadows
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four hours wasted
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve drummers singing
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight bits and counting
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
FIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Booooooooooooooooox

[Oranjui]

On the forty-third day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeeeeeeee

Forty-three backwards rules I'm sorry, I had to.
Forty-two answers to life
Forty-one years of peace and prosperity
Forty year-old virgins
Thirty-nine duodecillion houseflies
Thirty-eight ounces of farting blood
Thirty-seven trips to the bathroom
Thirty-six hexagonal hexes
Thirty-five broken Daleks
Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine mountains
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ DAMN ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ DAMNS Ace doesn't give
Twenty-six lurking shadows
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four hours wasted
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve drummers singing
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight bits and counting
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
FIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Booooooooooooooooox

[Killswitch]

On the 44th day of Christmas, a beggar gave to me:

Forty-four steam engines
Forty-three backwards rules
Forty-two answers to life
Forty-one years of peace and prosperity
Forty year-old virgins
Thirty-nine duodecillion houseflies
Thirty-eight ounces of farting blood
Thirty-seven trips to the bathroom
Thirty-six hexagonal hexes
Thirty-five broken Daleks
Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine mountains
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ DAMN ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ DAMNS Ace doesn't give
Twenty-six lurking shadows
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four hours wasted
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve drummers singing
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight bits and counting
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
FIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Booooooooooooooooox

[Dtroid]

On the 45th day of Christmas, a beggar gave to me:
Forty-five games
Forty-four steam engines
Forty-three backwards rules
Forty-two answers to life
Forty-one years of peace and prosperity
Forty year-old virgins
Thirty-nine duodecillion houseflies
Thirty-eight ounces of farting blood
Thirty-seven trips to the bathroom
Thirty-six hexagonal hexes
Thirty-five broken Daleks
Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine mountains
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven ---- Ace doesn't give
Twenty-six lurking shadows
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four hours wasted
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve drummers singing
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight bits and counting
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
FIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Booooooooooooooooox

[Oranjui]

On the forty-sixth day of Christmas, I stole froooom ___,

Forty-six chromosomes
Forty-five games (Talk about vague >.>)
Forty-four steam engines
Forty-three backwards rules
Forty-two answers to life
Forty-one years of peace and prosperity
Forty year-old virgins
Thirty-nine duodecillion houseflies
Thirty-eight ounces of farting blood
Thirty-seven trips to the bathroom
Thirty-six hexagonal hexes
Thirty-five broken Daleks
Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine mountains
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven damns Ace doesn't give
Twenty-six lurking shadows
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four hours wasted
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve drummers singing
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight bits and counting
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
FIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Booooooooooooooooox

[BCB9614]

On the forty-seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Forty-seven trips to the Super Bowl
Forty-six chromosomes
Forty-five video games
Forty-four steam engines
Forty-three backwards rules
Forty-two answers to life
Forty-one years of peace and prosperity
Forty year-old virgins
Thirty-nine duodecillion houseflies
Thirty-eight ounces of farting blood
Thirty-seven trips to the bathroom
Thirty-six hexagonal hexes
Thirty-five broken Daleks
Thirty-four malfunctioning toilets
Thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy
Thirty-two bit Nintendos
Thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-nine mountains
Twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar.
Twenty-seven damns Ace doesn't give
Twenty-six lurking shadows
Twenty-five algebra problems
Twenty-four hours wasted
Twenty-three Taiga biomes
Twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard
Twenty-one years of Obama
Twenty Sharp Tacks
Nineteen Mayan calendars
Eighteen extinct Twinkies
Seventeen children's complaints
Sixteen bits a-toggling
Fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters
Fourteen days of doom
Thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums
Twelve drummers singing
Eleven Folders of Nimda
Ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o
Nine Golden Rings
Eight bits and counting
Seven eyes burned out from all the color
Six Awesome Laptops
FIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS
Four Handshakes From Reggie
Three Pairs of Gloves
Two Jumping Jacks
And a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Booooooooooooooooox

[CedarBranch]

On the forty-eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Forty-eight secret doors,
forty-seven trips to the Super Bowl,
forty-six chromosomes,
forty-five video games,
forty-four steam engines,
forty-three backwards rules,
forty-two answers to life,
forty-one years of peace and prosperity,
forty year-old virgins,
thirty-nine duodecillion houseflies,
thirty-eight ounces of farting blood,
thirty-seven trips to the bathroom,
thirty-six hexagonal hexes,
thirty-five broken Daleks,
thirty-four malfunctioning toilets,
thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy,
thirty-two bit Nintendos,
thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen,
thirty bottles of beer on the wall,
twenty-nine mountains,
twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar,
twenty-seven damns Ace doesn't give,
twenty-six lurking shadows,
twenty-five algebra problems,
twenty-four hours wasted,
twenty-three Taiga biomes,
twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard,
twenty-one years of Obama,
twenty Sharp Tacks,
nineteen Mayan calendars,
eighteen extinct Twinkies,
seventeen children's complaints,
sixteen bits a-toggling,
fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters,
fourteen days of doom,
thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums,
twelve drummers singing,
eleven Folders of Nimda,
ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o,
nine Golden Rings,
eight bits and counting,
seven eyes burned out from all the color,
six Awesome Laptops,
fIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS,
four Handshakes From Reggie,
three Pairs of Gloves,
two Jumping Jacks,
and a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Booooooooooooooooox.

[Killswitch]

On the 49th day of Christmas, this criminal gave to me:

Forty-nine bars of Cloud Nine,
Forty-eight secret doors,
forty-seven trips to the Super Bowl,
forty-six chromosomes,
forty-five video games,
forty-four steam engines,
forty-three backwards rules,
forty-two answers to life,
forty-one years of peace and prosperity,
forty year-old virgins,
thirty-nine duodecillion houseflies,
thirty-eight ounces of farting blood,
thirty-seven trips to the bathroom,
thirty-six hexagonal hexes,
thirty-five broken Daleks,
thirty-four malfunctioning toilets,
thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy,
thirty-two bit Nintendos,
thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen,
thirty bottles of beer on the wall,
twenty-nine mountains,
twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar,
twenty-seven damns Ace doesn't give,
twenty-six lurking shadows,
twenty-five algebra problems,
twenty-four hours wasted,
twenty-three Taiga biomes,
twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard,
twenty-one years of Obama,
twenty Sharp Tacks,
nineteen Mayan calendars,
eighteen extinct Twinkies,
seventeen children's complaints,
sixteen bits a-toggling,
fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters,
fourteen days of doom,
thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums,
twelve drummers singing,
eleven Folders of Nimda,
ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o,
nine Golden Rings,
eight bits and counting,
seven eyes burned out from all the color,
six Awesome Laptops,
fIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS,
four Handshakes From Reggie,
three Pairs of Gloves,
two Jumping Jacks,
and a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Booooooooooooooooox.

[Dtroid]

On the 50th day of Christmas, my enemy gave way to me:

Fifty vague things
Forty-nine bars of Cloud Nine,
Forty-eight secret doors,
forty-seven trips to the Super Bowl,
forty-six chromosomes,
forty-five video games,
forty-four steam engines,
forty-three backwards rules,
forty-two answers to life,
forty-one years of peace and prosperity,
forty year-old virgins,
thirty-nine duodecillion houseflies,
thirty-eight ounces of farting blood,
thirty-seven trips to the bathroom,
thirty-six hexagonal hexes,
thirty-five broken Daleks,
thirty-four malfunctioning toilets,
thirty-three sequels to Final Fantasy,
thirty-two bit Nintendos,
thirty-one flavors of Dairy Queen,
thirty bottles of beer on the wall,
twenty-nine mountains,
twenty-eight bottles of underarm sweat blended with chili and vinegar,
twenty-seven damns Ace doesn't give,
twenty-six lurking shadows,
twenty-five algebra problems,
twenty-four hours wasted,
twenty-three Taiga biomes,
twenty-two delicious boogers mixed with mustard,
twenty-one years of Obama,
twenty Sharp Tacks,
nineteen Mayan calendars,
eighteen extinct Twinkies,
seventeen children's complaints,
sixteen bits a-toggling,
fifteen ugly Christmas sweaters,
fourteen days of doom,
thirteen TH1RT3EN Albums,
twelve drummers singing,
eleven Folders of Nimda,
ten Freaking Awesome Win Beldums O3o,
nine Golden Rings,
eight bits and counting,
seven eyes burned out from all the color,
six Awesome Laptops,
fIVE BUUUTT-TTER KNIVEEESSSSSS,
four Handshakes From Reggie,
three Pairs of Gloves,
two Jumping Jacks,
and a Wii U in a Specially Wrapped Booooooooooooooooox.