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Postby Avo » December 17th, 2012, 8:48 pm

So, if you look at a random object, it will most likely say "Made in China". And usually what you get for Christmas has Made in China written somewhere on it. So I'm thinking that Santa's workshop is actually in a bad neighborhood in China, and he gets young chinese children to make the toys.

Santa's workshop is a ♥♥♥♥ sweat shop.
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Re: My Theory regarding Santa's workshop

Postby Raiyuuni » December 17th, 2012, 10:05 pm

My theory regarding Santa's workshop is that China has secretly negotiated adding the ever-reducing North Pole to its territory, so that Christmas artefacts and gifts actually have a logical place to come from, which is even more ideal given the fact that China gov proclaimed itself "communist", and the absence of state, maximum communist ideal, would make the existence of Santa's workshop on a land that belongs to no one (yet) valid, as no other national units could possibly take over void territory without agreed military intervention anymore.

And even if the North Pole melts down... there's always a way to fix things. Even if they had to move Sealand to the centre of the Arctic circle.

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Re: My Theory regarding Santa's workshop

Postby *Emelia K. Fletcher » December 18th, 2012, 12:13 pm

Or maybe Santa just writes "Made in China" so nobody actually finds his workshop.


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Re: My Theory regarding Santa's workshop

Postby Karyete » December 18th, 2012, 12:19 pm

I personally don't like the idea of a big fat guy breaking into my house silently to give me presents, and working poor Chinese children.

Santa must be a highly-trained ninja.
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Re: My Theory regarding Santa's workshop

Postby CedarBranch » December 18th, 2012, 12:31 pm

Smart children could learn the truth, sadly.


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Re: My Theory regarding Santa's workshop

Postby Megar » December 18th, 2012, 1:33 pm

its funny because thats how i figured it out
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Re: My Theory regarding Santa's workshop

Postby ~MP3 Amplifier~ » December 18th, 2012, 2:22 pm

The worst is when it says "Made in Britain" and then we all know the truth about that...

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Re: My Theory regarding Santa's workshop

Postby Yoshi Boo 118 » December 18th, 2012, 4:36 pm

GUYS....WHAT IF

NO GUYS

GUIZE WHAT IF SANTA

GUIZE

WHAT IF...SANTA....












ISN'T





REAL????! :wtf:
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Re: My Theory regarding Santa's workshop

Postby Avo » December 18th, 2012, 6:03 pm

Oh now you're just being silly, YB.
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Re: My Theory regarding Santa's workshop

Postby CrazyMario » December 18th, 2012, 7:00 pm

Karyete wrote:I personally don't like the idea of a big fat guy breaking into my house silently to give me presents, and working poor Chinese children.

Santa must be a highly-trained ninja.

When he's fat as hell?
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